Episode 7: Make it work!

Well...you'll see...

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	This stinks.... we need guests.
	Yeah...it would be nice...
	Go tell Eric that if he doesn't get the communications working, we are going to have matt shoot him.
	Yes my master.
	*Back at the communications terminal...*
	*starring at the screen* Ok...set the variable equal to 1+com65[3]...
	*walking by* Still working?
	YES!!!
	Whoa calm down.
	Everyone keeps bugging me!
	About what?
	About...
	*Lord Fred walks in*
	Eric. Make the communications work or we will have Matt shoot you.
	*Matt appears out of no where*
	Yes Sir. *Aims blaster at Eric.*
	*eric drops to the floor covering his head.*
	*Levels Matt with the back of his hand.* He will not be shot unless I give you specific orders to do so!
	*looking at Phil* THAT! Anyway I'm almost done if you guys would give me some space...
	Back to... Icor wrestling with a Droid.
	*Picks up a piece of metal and hits the droid in the head.*
	*Falls to the floor...then grabs Icors ankle and pulls.*
	*Falls down on his back.*
	*Rolls up onto Icor and begins to beat on his helmet.* Apart from general maintenance I am also programmed in self defense.
	*Flailing his arms while getting beat on the head.* Help! Help!
	*Lord Fred enters the room.*
	STOP!
	What are you doing?
	He started it.
	No I didn't.
	Get back to work or... Geez... It stinks in here... *presses the air filter button on the suit* Make sure you spray Lysol when your done.
	Yeah poopy hands.
	You stay out of this or I will have Matt shoot you.
	*Out of no where*
	Yes sir. *Fires!*
	*Matt hits the droid dead on. The droid explodes...
	Oh great...now look at what you did.
	Wow...I have never actually shot something before...I feel....bad. *Walks over to the droid in disbelief*
	You're not going cry over a droid are you.
	He never had a chance..... Just FFFT and that's it....
	Oh shut up and put him back together... How did I get stuck with all of these Idiots.
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