Episode 5: Hostesses Harassment Policy!

After a long struggling battle inside the ship and a few injuries, Emperor Bob has called a
second meeting. The hostess was quite upset about the attack on her privacy and refuses
to meet the other troopers until some rules are laid out.

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	We need to discuss something. Our new hostess is protesting due to a recent act upon her privacy. She says it's harassment she doesn't have to take. Because she is the only female in attendance, she would be an easy target for anything. So she had me make a set of rules... follow them, it's for your own health.
	Rule one. Nobody touches her stuff. Rule two. There will be no verbal harassment of any kind or else. Rule three. Physical contact will result in death. Rule four. The only way she will wear the royal clown outfit is if the birthday person has been good. Rule five. She is to sleep in the softest bed on the ship.
	Why don't you give her your throne while your at it.
	*Ignoring the last comment* We will start with five. Who here has the softest bed.
	That would probably be Tom. He brought bed padding on board.
	Is this true.
	Yes.
	Good. The hostess will sleep in your bed.
	WOOOOOHOO!!!!
	You will be relocated.
	Hey! That's not fair.
	Yeah... How come she gets to make rules?
	Well, she made it pretty clear about the punishment she can dish out. I'm just being a nice guy and letting you know ahead of time.
	Some emperor you are.
	Silence!! Lord Fred, how do you feel today?
	Still bruised.
	That's why I'm telling you guys the rules. Even though he was wearing Vader's battle armor, he is still in pain. Have any of you noticed that Icor isn't here? That stormtrooper armor isn't going to save you.
	Is Icor...Dead?
	No. He is washing out his soiled armor.
	As emperor I say that you can follow these rules if you want to. But beware her wrath. I know you guys haven't met her yet so I will be introducing her to you in a minute.
	She's a Hottie!
	Ahem... I thought you learned you lesson. Just go let her in and don't do anything stupid.
	*Fred opens the door and lets in the hostess. Who, by the way, now has Icor's blaster rifle.*
	*a few of the stormtroopers begin to wistle....that is until they see the blaster.*
	Ahem. *Steps forward* I apologize for my troops behaviors. I am honored to have a lovely lady, such as yourself, aboard.
	Why thank you...
	Phil.
	Thank you Phil.
	Butt kisser.
	THAT will be enough. You are dismissed.
	*Phil goes over to the hostess and lays on the charm.*
	*The rest of the troopers go back to what they were doing.*
	What's up with phil?
	I think he just wants to see her in the royal clown outfit.
	Yeah probably.
	*Meanwhile*
	Out Damn Spot! Out I Say.
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