Episode 4: Are you serious?
Things are starting
to feel more comfortable now. Or mabey you're just getting used to it. The
conversation between Eric and Tom continues...
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Well....in order to allow KaZaA to work faster I installed it directly to the communication terminal, thinking that a direct connection would work the best. |
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The problem was that with all
of the communication programs running the SEND/RECEIVE rate was slowed
down to about half.
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I thought you said that you got
KaZaA to run with out the Internet.
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....um...well, that was a cover
up for a mistake. To allow KaZaA run faster, I deleted everything else
that uses the connection.
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SO! You are the reason we lost
all communication. Why did you do it when you know we are stranded out
here!
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I actually did it the night before
the attack. I didn't think anyone would be dumb enough, except for the
rebels mind you, to take on the stardestroyer. I just blamed the loss
of communications on the attack.
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That's why we didn't receive any
back up. And here I was Blaming the tactical officer for not being as
good as I am.
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What I don't understand is how
we lost so badly to a single squadron of ewok starfighers.
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You do realize that ewoks have
the best tactical/strategy force in the galaxy. If it was not for them
the rebels would have been crushed. It was because of the ewoks expertise
that we lost the second Death Star.
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Creepy... I didn't think they
were capable of such destruction.
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They are vicious, plotting, military
geniuses.
Have you seen what they can do to a man with a simple piece of wood. I have never been so horrified. |
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I'm going to have nightmares.
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And those Strange Glowing red
eyes....
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Ok stop it man...
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*Elsewhere*
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*Emperor Bob continues to smile and press the space
baron his laptop....obviously getting frustrated.*
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Lord Fred come here. |
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Yes my master.
*Tries it* It's the same picture. |
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Well of course it's the same picture, our entire platoon
is made up of remaining clones.
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No offense master...isn't there
something more important to be doing?
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....fine... |
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Yes Emperor.
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Have any Guests arrived yet?
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No.
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Lord Fred, Get a guest from one of the prison cells.
I'm tired of waiting.
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Yes my master.
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*After waiting a few minutes there is a buzz at the
door.*
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Let them in! Let them in!
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You better calm down or I'm not
even going to press the button.
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Ok ok I'll calm down......................................................................
................................................................................ .............................. .............ok there...open the door. |
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*She presses the button to open the door.*
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*Lord Fred and Icor enter the room*
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That's not a guest. I said get one from a prison cell.
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None of the prisoners wanted to
come and Icor was in a prison cell.
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What were you doing in there?!
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Well I went in and the door sort
of shut.
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Why did you go in there?
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I'd rather not say.
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He was going through the Hostesses dresser.
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WHAT!!!
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Did you find anything cool?
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YOUR NOT SERIOUS....THAT'S NOT
FUNNY!!!
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Er....uh.
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Whoa! Why are you so defensive?
Hiding something?
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SHUT UP. THAT'S IT!
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*The hostess leaps at both Lord Fred and Icor. Furiously
beating on both of them. While the emperor tries to stay out of the
way.*
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