Episode 3: You wont make a monkey out of me!

Emperor Bob awaits his new servant while the rest of the crew does what ever they feel like. At any
time they could have visitors, at any time they could have enemies. Either way, no one is really paying any
attention.

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	...mmmm.....yes....oh yes....that's real good....just like that....open the door for the guests again...yes....i like that....now get them something to drink while they cower infront of me....mmm.
	*Lord Fred enters the room.*
	Do we have a lovely hostess?
	Yes I found the perfect one and she said she would do anything to get out of her boring cell.
	Anything?...Good...good................ So....where is she?
	I left her in there.
	What? Why?
	She was begging to be let out and I thought it would be more intimidating and evil if I left her in there.
	......Your the dumbest greenish black suited..... dumb head I have ever seen.
	Sorry, my master.
	Nevermind. Tell her she is to serve me....Bring her here.
	Yes my master. *As he is walking away* Man this helmet makes me sound cool.
	*Emperor Bob goes back to his thought after Fred leaves* *A little while later.*
	That's right...press that door button........oh yesss....greet my victoms....thats a good girl... mmmm....yeessss....mm..
	*Fred enters with the new hostess.*
	yes...oh yess...again again...mmm..
	AHEM!
	ACK!!! oh your here!
	Whoa... I said I would do anything, but I'm not doing anything with him..... gross ...I have to go take a bath just thinking about it.
	*Looking discouraged* What are you talking about my dear?
	I heard you moaning and stuff...forget it.
	*Tears up* You mean you won't be my hostess and greet my guests?
	.....you can't tell me that that was what you were getting all heated up about.
	*Closes his eyes and smiles* Yes... I apologize, I have dreamed of the day that I might have a person to greet people that come to see me and beg for mercy.
	You need serious help. But then again seems everyone aboard this ship needs it. You seem harmless enough........I'll do it as long as you don't moan every time I greet people.
	Deal. Lord Fred, go get her something nice to wear.
	Like that cool royal clown outfit?
	Maybe for your birthday, for now just let her pick out something.
	*Lord Fred and the new hostess leave the room. Emperor Bob picks up his laptop, puts his smiling face to the screen and presses the space bar....meanwhile....*
	So explain to me how you made KaZaA work faster without the Internet?
	It's kinda funny really, I actually came across the idea when I took apart the communications terminal to reconfigure the dated display screen to display 3d images. I had to use the video card from Bob's laptop.
	Doesn't he need that?
	No. He actually thinks I made it work better. I installed some bargain bin hardware and made a program, that he thinks, allows his screen to take pictures of the viewer, then display what the viewer would look like as a monkey.
	It's actually a program that tells the viewer to put their face to the screen and press the space bar. When you press the space bar, the program displays a fullscreen picture of a monkey.
	Genius!
	I got the idea from a chain-mail. As far as I know, Lord Fred says that that's all he does on it. He also says that Bob keeps trying to smile more. I almost want to tell him that its the same picture everytime.
	Why don't you.
	He might have me shot.
	Ah. I see... And since this was before we dyed our suits, he doesn't know who did it anyway.
	So anyway...how did you get KaZaA to work?
	Oh yeah. Well...
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