Episode 2: Trooper of a different color?

Aboard the drifting Stardestroyer-P0C3 Emperor Bob waits for men to return from their coloring.
The door wooshes open and Lord Fred enters the room followed by different colored stormtroopers.

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	Good. All of you starting with Phil, Raise your hand...say your name...and put you hand down. :Lord Fred... I want you to make a color chart so I can tell who is who.
	Yes my master.
	...And Fred?
	Yes?
	Why are you Green?
	*Snickering is heared from the stormtroopers*
	*looks down* ...well...um, I tripped.
	*snickering continues*
	Whatever...Continue. Phil first.
	Phil!
	Matt!
	Tom!
	Eric!
	Wasn't there another one?
	Yes, Icor.
	Icor....what kind of name is that.
	That's what he sais it is.
	Well where is he?
	I Don't Know!
	*Icor enters the room.
	!?!
	What in the.....wow....you look stupid.
	.......
	Be nice sir...I think he is a little slow.
	Why did you color your self that way?
	*snickering is heard from one of the troopers*
	I don't know....I thought it would look neat....and I'm not Slow!
	well you sure took your time getting here.
	*Snickering continues from one of the troopers.*
	You! Yellow suited one...grrr...Lord Fred, Give me the color code thingy....
	Eric. Stop snikering or I will have you shot!
	oOo...Can I shoot him?
	NO....now wher was I....
	Are you about done? I just finished downloading a game from KaZaA and I would like to install it.
	SO! You're the one filling up the hard drive with games! wait....you using the internet? I thought we lost all communications.
	Um....we did...strang..the only thing that can send or recieve anything is KaZaA. I think its rigged to run without the internet. (Im just glad I rigged it that way. It downloads faster without anyone else using it.)
	Grr...Fine! you are all dismised... I don't remember what I was talking about anyway.
	*all the troops leave.*
	My master, Im concerned about the colored outfits, they just dont look intimidating.....well the red one is pretty cool.
	Silence...Do not doubt my plans you fool....So any way...I feel too much multi colored testosterone in this room for my own personal comfort... do we have any cute female prisoners on board?
	Actually...Out of the few we do have left I think there is a really nice one.
	Exellent....Bring her to me...She may be of use to this ship as a hostess, should we get any visitors comming to fear and serve us.
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