Episode 1: Let the fun begin!

Aboard the drifting Stardestroyer-P0C3 gathers a small meeting of almost all of it's remaining crew.
All were low rank stormtroopers that were sleeping when the ship was attacked. Even though the crew is alive,
the engines are inoperable and there is no communication source to the outside galaxy. Since the fall of the second
Death Star, the stormtrooper named Bob has taken command as Emperor Bob and stormtrooper Fred found an old suit case
of Darth Vader's, he has now taken command under the emperor as Lord Fred. Together, they have rallied the
remaining troops and are trying to plan an 'ultimate force' group.

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	I Have gathered all... five..of you here, *wispers* Lord Fred are you sure there is only five of them?... , in order to form a more powerful force of DOOM!!! I have yet to decide what we will do, so, for now we will just gather here.
	Sir, with all due respect, shouldn't we fix the ship first?
	Silence! ....wait which one of you am I silencing? Need to keep a tally you know.
	Me sir. *Trooper second from the right raises his hand.*
	ok...Silence! You will not question his leadership!
	Have you guys decided on a crew leader yet?
	Yes, we have... Phil will be the crew leader.
	um...er...uh, which one of you said that... and which one of you is Phil?
	*raises hand* I am.
	Who? Phil or... um...the other guy.
	Yes...He is Phil.
	Um... ok I have it. The one who raised his hand is Phil... ok Phil raise your hand and keep it up in the air....that's good. Hi Phil. Ok now the other person who spoke, raise your hand.
	*Two troopers raise their hands.*
	AKK!! Wait....will the person who just spoke, raise their hand.
	But, sir, you just spoke...
	Shut Up!! ...and who ever just spoke, sit down
	*One of the two troopers that is NOT raising there hands, sits down on the ground. (Leaving three still standing while raising there hands.)*
	Ok....that didn't help much.... Will the person raising his hand, that is not Phil and was the last of the three speak, lower his hand and raise his left foot.
	*Two troopers are left standing with their hands raised, one of which has the name Phil, one is sitting down, one has his foot in the air, and the last one is just standing there.*
	Wait...I forget which one of you is Phil....
	I am sir.
	Well which one of you is that!? ... Oh just nevermind. I have to come up with a better way to tell you apart...........hm......
	What if we had name tags?
	Silence! If it was that easy I would have thought of it by now! *if I only knew how to do that lightning thingy...*
	*Silence.....*
	I Have it!... Lord Fred, do we still have those easter egg kits from last easter?
	Yes my master.
	Do we have plenty of colors left?
	Yes my master.
	And about fifty vats of vinegar?
	Yepper Bobbaloey....I mean....Yes my master.
	Good... This is my plan... we will make large tanks of colored vinegar and each stormtrooper will jump in a different color....Now Go!
	Um, sir, could we take the armor off and just dunk the suits?
	Silence! You will do as I Say! Lord Fred, make sure they do it and make sure they don't stink like vinegar when they come back.
	*After they leave Emperor Bob stares of into the stars dreaming of conquest.*
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