Ten Reasons Why I Call This Slytherin Friend...
By Ariene Callahan
1. Gred can dance the Farmer Boy :) (this is mostly fact!)
2. Is obsessed with Ravenclaw girls
3. Likes to wear fuzzy slippers
4. Has a crown, which he likes to wear in the SCR
5. Exceptionally good looking
6. His siblings are awesome :)
7. Sings Disney songs
8. Plays Quidditch
9. A blast to be around
10. He's my huggabunch!
By Ariene Callahan
1. Fly High, Breathe Deep!
2. Hyper
3. World Domination
4. New Page!
5. Worshipers, (ie: Luna, Luc, Emma, Ariene, etc)
6. WoOoOt!
7. Spam
8. Ravenclaw Rules!
9. CHA!
10. Win
By Ariene Callahan
1. Never place the turkey on your head! One, you will look like a dolt, and secondly, you can't see where you are going.
2. Resist the urge to dress it up in doll clothes.
3. Drop-kicking the turkey and seeing how far it flies is not a good idea.
4. Turkey does not make a very good puppet
5. The turkey is not a secret compartment in which to hide Aunt Martha's shoes.
6. Turkeys don't sing, so pretending to be on American Idol is frowned upon. Besides since when have turkeys been a contestant?
7. Baseball is played with a baseball, the turkey does not substitute a ball.
8. Hide and seek is best played with humans.
9. Turkeys don't swim, and they aren't a floating device.
10. Place Filibuster's Fireworks inside, so that when it's carved, a huge explosion occurs. It's messy and believe me, your parents will be very angry!