The Owl Gazette
Issue 44               July 2007             E
Top 5 Reasons to Join Gred's Angels
by Andromeda Tonks-Black

1) Because everyone loves a farm boy...
2) You get to call him Mr. Huggabunch...who doesn't like that!
3) The name is just so cool!
4) Our main purpose is to annoy Gred, trust us, it�s fun.
5) The Tom Riddle Fan Club gets too much attention anyway!
Top Ten Reason to Return to Penshire:
Billy Raven

1. Best housemates!
2. Only the most rad Head of House.
3. The Prefects and Assistant Prefects are SO there for you!
4. Samuel Craft!
5. We got the Head Girl! Nanananaaa!
6. The girls are prettier in here.
7. Toby has a trunda!
8. Best banners anywhere!
9. We have a puppy!
10. PENSHIRE ~ great name! Original!
10 Tips For A Newbie
By Angelina Locks

1) Introduce yourself to everyone at the forum for introduction under 'New and Returning Students'
2) Get your avatar, signature, and wand or any other thing you want, made or if u have your own creations, then put it up (this helps in making your account attractive and presentable and helps you get a lot of attention)
3) Open your locker in the students' 'Locker Section'
4) Select the classes you want to attend (refer to the maps for locations of the classes in the Hogwarts castle or on the grounds)
5) Make your purchases and record your expenses at the Gringott's Bank and then return to your common room and place your purchases in your locker
6) Respond to your friends immediately as soon as you receive gifts and greets from them (This helps in breaking the ice and makes you feel comfortable and at home in this new world)
7) Be active and participate in all the forums and RPGs, this makes you known to everyone around here
8) Try to get points for your house by writing articles for the Owl Gazette and other magazines. You can gain points by playing the challenges as well.
9) Join the art and writing club if you are interested in them, you'll score points there as well!
10) If you need any help here, don't hesitate to PM anyone, everyone here IS utterly helpful and welcoming!
Top Ten of How to be the Perfect PA
By Mango

1.) worship Sera
2.) join Tommy�s Fan Club
3.) invent awesomistic activities
4.) plot with the newbies against other houses
5.) tell the purple-haired thing to post all the cool ideas
6.) only add Slytherins to your msn � buddy-list =D
7.) help out every Slytherin
8.) let the others call you Banana
9.) show off your Slytherin pride to the other houses
10.) find a gazillion ways to earn points
11.) BE NICE � even to Tom =P
12.) build a Sera Shrine
13.) tell Nurple to make a list of how to be the perfect PA
14.) to finally make a longer list than Nurple =P
The Top 10 Reasons Why I Love Slytherin
By Jess Dark Wing

10. There are so many of us
9. We have our own �code of conduct� *whistle*
8. We have lot�s of random discussions and people
7. We have �The Original Slytherin Casanova� himself so *neener*
6. Our unofficial house colour NEVER goes out of style
5. We have �Fruit Salad�
4. Narcissism comes naturally
3. The Admin Staff are Awsomic
2. We�re Prof. Snape�s Favorites *neener*
1. Because we�re just SO evil
Top 5 Summer Jobs
By: Toby McDermont

1. Busboy. Sure it�s not the best possible pay, but if you choose the right restaurant (least crowded) then you can have the easy life and catch up on some z�s.

2. Food market. If you�re a fan of fresh smelling food and produce, then this is the summer dream job for you. But be warned�.If you don�t like food and for some strange reason you�re allergic to food, DON�T TAKE THIS JOB. It�s common sense.

3. Pizza place. Pizza lovers rejoice. Somewhere in your area there�s bound to be a pizza place looking for workers. Don�t eat all the pizza for yourself. Share the wealth.

4. Local Library. Sure there may be a bunch of old fuddy duddys working there, but if you love to read books and love to help kids look for books, then this is the right job.

5. Comic Shop. Same goes for here as for a local library. If you have a thing for books (comics this time) then sign up today. But if you don�t like comic books, then you�re wasting your precious time applying there.
Top 10 reasons its better to be a red-head:
By Avin Lucinda Holmes

10- We�re different.
9- We stand out in a crowd.
8- It�s natural. ;)
7- Even red-heads that are short get taken seriously.
6- Nothing goes with black robes better than red hair.
5- No blonde jokes.
4- No brunette jokes.
3- Nothing looks better with green eyes.
2- We�re known for our tempers, so people tend to go out of their way to be nice.
1- We have ATTITUDE!
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