by:Thomasina
After a huge fight with sister Professor Alba Dumbledore, Head Mistress of Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Professor Ripley (aka-Professor Mom) was fired, because said PAD, "I'm the Head Mistress and I'm a power hungry dictator and I can do what I want."
The House of Penshire was totally devistated by the news and were quated as saying "Professor "Mom" will be missed, but oh well, one Head of house is as good as another."
Professor Ripley is now living in the Shrieking Shack alone and destitute due to the fact that everybody is scared to go visit due to the fact that PAD said she would expell any student or teacher caught giving aid and comfort to the enemy.
I would just like to say "APRIL FOOL" this story is totally bogus and should not in the least be taken seriously.
By Zoey Taylor
As of right now the House of Hufflepuff is once again without a representative for the school�s Student Council. Now I know as witches and wizards we are used to hearing of various things being hexed or cursed and don�t think twice about it. But in this case I�m starting to believe that this position REALLY IS CURSED!!! At the beginning of term we started off with electing Joey Rockaway as our representative but soon afterwards he disappeared! I�m not positive on this but I think he just decided to switch schools. Next we had our elections for the position a second time and even the poll for it got messed up! But after conducting it once again time we ended up electing Cat as our rep. The last time I saw her she�d been walking in the third floor corridor and nobody�s seen her since! After her I�d heard that Maya Parker was being considered for the position but unfortunately just as she was she was forced to leave Hogwarts due to family issues. So after a while of just not ha!
ving one we ended up asking Cassidy Smith if she�d be up for it, but after only a month or so of being in the position she�s come up missing as well! I�m not exactly sure why she isn�t around but I know there�s been a lot of fresh rumors about Professor Snape eating the Hufflepuff students lately� Next in line to be considered was Amanda Dasaro, but unfortunately I haven�t seen her around much lately! I hope she hasn�t been locked in a vanishing cabinet or something! So you see I�m not saying that the position is for sure CURSED like the position of the old DADA professor was� I�m just saying that the evidence is there! As of now we�ve moved on to our next candidate we�d like to consider for the position so I guess we�ll just have to wait and see what happens.
By an Anonymous Hufflepuff
It seems an anonymous group known as the AIC has emerged from out of nowhere around the Huff CR. I�m not exactly sure why they are there, what they do exactly, or even what �AIC� means. But I will tell you that I�ve been privy to a meeting they conducted a few days ago that was out of the ordinary to say the least. It must have begun somewhere up around the seventh floor because I was walking down the corridor when several students suddenly came running by hollering about keeping up with the meeting. I had no idea what they were talking about but a distinct aroma of gunpowder was left in the air behind them. Curious to know what was going on I followed them down the stairs, through the entrance hall, out the doors, and across the grounds to the edge of the forest. I made it down there just in time to see some weird flashing right over a couple of the tree�s, but unfortunately at that time I was spotted by one of them and they all quickly began walking off in different direct!
ions without a single word to each other or myself. Since it was getting dark I decided I should head back up to the castle, but as I glanced over my shoulder right before I went back outside I swore I saw them making a mad dash back towards the forest. As of right now I still have no idea what exactly is going on but I plan to find out!
By Elladora Guffy
Everyone knows Miss Jennifer Kull�at least everyone who had an appointment with the �evil� at least once. Anyway, this girl has yet again some evil plans and she wants to let them come true. I don�t know if Hogwarts really needs what this girl had (or still has, and let�s hope for the first) in mind, and especially Cedric�but read on your own.
Miss Guffy: Sooo, Miss Kull. Is it correct that you want to open up a so called 'HBTC'? If so, how came you thought of this? And what does HBTC stand for?
Jennifer Kull: Where do you get your sources? Shouldn't you know this by now? I'm assuming that they're 'reliable,?' *starts playing with her finger nails* Yes, of COURSE I am the one who created this organizational club. It is in fact called the Head Boy Teasing Club. I have yet to announce it on the Bulletin Board, get it approved by PAD herself, or in fact, to let the Head Boy himself know about it. Think he'll be upset? He better not be, or I'll tease him for it. *laughs slightly*
I thought of it one sunny day, by the lake, swimming with the giant squid....NOT. I am brilliant, that is all. It came to me and I decided to use it. What reasons might one have for sharing such a genius idea other than the fact that it is purely genius?
Miss Guffy: Oho, very interesting...so it's true. And excuse me, Miss Kull. I, as a reporter, don't give my sources away. But let's go on. You mentioned that the Head Boy himself wouldn't know about this by now. Erm, you didn't ask him yet if he wanted such a Club at all? I mean...who - being in their right minds - would want to have a teasing club just for themselves...honestly.*rolls eyes* And don't you expect some...let's say consequences when you announce it?
Miss Kull: No, I did not yet ask him. How could I have? Surely your 'source' *flips hair *coughsnakescough* away from face* told you that I had only had this brilliant idea formulating about my wondrous brain since this morning?
As for being in their right minds, that is simply what I do NOT want. Who wants to keep company with a sane person? It'll drive anyone insane to forever here sane topics.
I would LOVE to have a teasing club for myself. Of course, nobody BUT myself is brilliant enough to come up with the idea, so alas, I have yet to convince everyone to tease me. I'm much too loved, you know. Everyone wants to either revere me or be my best friend! How am I supposed to appreciate perfectly good-natured with a sense of sarcasm from best friends and followers? I can't. Plain and simple.
And I do expect consequences on the BB when I do finally announce it. Lots of members! Duh.
Miss Guffy: Yes, my source told me so. *rolls eyes* and may I add...I don't know if your idea can actually be called...brilliant *cough*
Well, since you want to be insane - or are you convinced about this? never mind - but refuse to deal with sane people because you fear they would actually drive you insane...why on earth don't you start with the sane people? You are insane - either way we turn it. I am curious now. *preen*
And just by the way...one of my sources told me about another 'teasing club' around here. So I fear you little club won't be the first...but I don't want to give away too much. Back to you: you would like to have a teasing club all for yourself? Aren't you teased enough already? Because of someone called *mumble*exghost*mumble*...?
Miss Kull: Yes, back to me. *ignores all previous questions and suggestions* Yes, I would like to have a teasing club for myself. I honestly do not understand why anyone wouldn't! It's attention, like DUH. And no, actually, I am not teased enough. Hogs like Kiley Blair, Seraphina Rosehill, and my very own boyfriend take the spot light from me! How fair is that?
And that ex-ghost is a SMEXY hunk of a man. Don't you forget it, but don't you touch him, neither. Now, next Q? And it better be about ME ME ME!
Miss Guffy: Miss Kull, thank you for your time. I guess we're done for today. *takes a discrete look at her watch* See, I have another appointment today with Mister Lockhart...and you need to understand...he is WAY more important than you are. But *gets up from her seat and pat's the girl's shoulder* good luck with your club. I hope to meet you again soon. *cough*not*cough*
As you can see, Jennifer Kull has some extraordinary theories and ideas on her mind. No one said they were good or even necessary at all, but they promise to bring some fun. For her for that matter. I still can�t tell for sure whether or not it�s her narcissism or her love for the spot lights, which makes her go crazy like this, but I know that I will avoid any kind of interview with her for�ever, if possible. Wish me luck and �you better hide.