American Flag: $25.00

Gasoline: $2.00

Cigarette Lighter: $2.50

Catching yourself on fire because you are a terrorist asshole: PRICELESS

Shiny New BMW: $39,990.00

Parking Ticket: $75.00

New BMW Windows: $587.00

Realizing that you really shouldn't have parked in front of that fire hydrant after all: PRICELESS

New Outfit: $200.00

Cover At The "In" Club: $30.00

Scoring "X" In The Ladies Room: $45.00

A picture on the internet of you licking your best friend's pussy in front of a crowd: PRICELESS

Drinks At Office Party: Free

Casual Miniskirt: $35.00

Disposable Camera: $10.00

Having your coworker immortalize your pussy on film while doing the limbo: PRICELESS

Slinky Purple Dress: $50.00

Bikini Wax: $45.00

Passing out spread-eagle in the bar parking lot: PRICELESS

Short Black Dress: $100.00

Round of Drinks: $40.00

Disposable Camera: $10.00

Your beaver on the internet: PRICELESS

Airline Ticket: $450.00

New Set Of Luggage: $630.00

Getting picked up from the airport by your hillbilly cousin who likes to show off her goodies: PRICELESS

Cost Of The Book "1001 Ways To Pick Up Women": $19.99

Drinks For You And Your New Date: $50.00

Cover Charge At Local Bar: $5.00

Picture of you using lesson #173 on your new date in full view of the whole damn bar: PRICELESS

Cab Ride To Kegger: $6.50

Plastic Cup At The Door: $5.00

Three-pack Of Condoms: $3.50

Having all your friends bust in and snap a picture while you're fucking some chick: PRICELESS

Reception: $3000.00

Disposable Camera: $12.95

Getting drunk at the wedding reception and lifting your wedding dress to show the world your panties: PRICELESS

Cost Of Joining Mom's Old Sorority: $1300.00

Monthly Sorority Dues: $250.00

New Black Dress For Fall Bash: $175.00

Photo of you and all your sorority sisters with your tit hanging out: PRICELESS

Complete Set Of Golf Equipment: $1000.00

Greens Fee For Your Foursome: $500.00

Finding out why your greens fees were $500 when you show up at the 1st tee: PRICELESS