�If we all do cocaine we�ll be the best artists in the world.��Nimo Ali
�It�s not like we all have a work of art in like, our backpack or whatever.��Nimo Ali
�This is Othello. He�s green because he�s jealous.��Kennedy (holding up green Kleenex box)
�This is Desdemona, because I like the University of Michigan.��Kennedy
�Bubbliest laptop ever.��Ellen Larson
�They didn�t even solve for y, did they? Bastards.��Porter
�Negative square it.��Carolyn Bussey
��No, we negative squared it.��Nick Roth
�Yeah, we e-d it and then negative squared it.��Catherine Lussenhop
�Let�s go over here and get some weapons to weapon with.��Lee
�Your mother wouldn�t like it but you�d be like Spiderman.��Sago
�The U.S. wanted to be the main power in the Western Hemisphere�.stay out of our crib.��O�Connor
�To Washburn and Roosevelt I�m like the devil.��Schwartz
�Math is more important than bathroom.��Ellen Larson
�I love Stalin. He�s my favorite.��Laura Koch
�If you hamburger it it�s going to be crumpled up into a little ball and thrown at you.��O�Connor
�Don�t fool yourself into thinking that you won�t get AIDS, because you will. If you�re stupid.��Schwartz
�Well, of course it�s a logic fallacy!��Ben Koppel (talking about his own argument)
�It�s on some romantic island, like Russia.��Ellen Larson
�The problem with the creative one is that it�s really creative.��Kennedy
�We don�t call it hazing. We call it stabbing.��Ellen Larson
�Your fingers don�t burn, just ask Yo Yo Ma.��Porter
�Early bird gets the thesis.��Kennedy
�Parker Ogden, you�re a woman!��Ellen Larson