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| �Mootiest point ever.��Cullen McMahon
�We were afraid that our soldiers would start burning innocent people. And we don�t like that.��Willie Johnston �What about bacteria? They chill. They chill in yoghurt.��Chase Fritz �That�s why I�m going to kill her, because she�s not giving me attention.��Ellen Larson �Um, our whole table is Hidalgo.��Laura Koch ��my esteemed position in the Church and my relative closeness to the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost���Keith Kopatz �He�s a nice Satan.��Sarah Abdelwahab �I will prove it.; that�s what digging bones is all about!��Joe Heili �It�s called a gelatoid or something. It�s like a robot made of gelatin.��Ellen Larson ��That�s called insomnia, it�s not because you�re a man.��Lisa Keacher �It�d be like electing Jesus.��Ellen Larson �Look, we�re like antagonistic muscles!��Catherine Lussenhop �I�d be like, a gangster.��Sarah Abdelwahab �You two! Stop doing things!��Carolyn Bussey �If God didn�t write a column, it would be like that.��Cullen McMahon ��his contemporaries and his non-contemporaries���Cullen McMahon |
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�Way to assault me by toe!��Gwen Fitzgerald �Sad! The last wookie?��Emma Olmstead-Rumsey �Convergence of evidence, biatch!��Cullen McMahon �Gangrene, duh!��Caitlin Eide �You know what�s like the metric system except stupider? The British.��Ellen Larson �Why, mothers, why?��Lukas Schmidt �He�d be like, �I�m doomed to be a transvestite porn star all my life.���Lukas Schmidt �Take that, Atlantic Ocean!��Emma Olmstead-Rumsey �Smallest Kandor ever!��Ellen Larson �And by �we� I mean �me�.��Ellen Larson �e both sides.��Porter �Blue like strawberries. Sad strawberries.��Catherine Lussenhop �Preanniversary.��Ellen Larson �I owe you all a unified theory of everything.��Cullen McMahon �He�s going to be like, �I�m going to smother you.� And that�s sad.��Tho Kieu �Whenever I say �syph� someone laughs. And I like that.��Catherine Lussenhop �Well, yeah, you always have to e it.��Carolyn Bussey |
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