�We were afraid that our soldiers would start burning innocent people. And we don�t like that.��Willie Johnston
�What about bacteria? They chill. They chill in yoghurt.��Chase Fritz
�That�s why I�m going to kill her, because she�s not giving me attention.��Ellen Larson
�Um, our whole table is Hidalgo.��Laura Koch
��my esteemed position in the Church and my relative closeness to the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost���Keith Kopatz
�He�s a nice Satan.��Sarah Abdelwahab
�I will prove it.; that�s what digging bones is all about!��Joe Heili
�It�s called a gelatoid or something. It�s like a robot made of gelatin.��Ellen Larson
��That�s called insomnia, it�s not because you�re a man.��Lisa Keacher
�It�d be like electing Jesus.��Ellen Larson
�Look, we�re like antagonistic muscles!��Catherine Lussenhop
�I�d be like, a gangster.��Sarah Abdelwahab
�You two! Stop doing things!��Carolyn Bussey
�If God didn�t write a column, it would be like that.��Cullen McMahon
��his contemporaries and his non-contemporaries���Cullen McMahon
�Way to assault me by toe!��Gwen Fitzgerald
�Sad! The last wookie?��Emma Olmstead-Rumsey
�Convergence of evidence, biatch!��Cullen McMahon
�Gangrene, duh!��Caitlin Eide
�You know what�s like the metric system except stupider? The British.��Ellen Larson
�Why, mothers, why?��Lukas Schmidt
�He�d be like, �I�m doomed to be a transvestite porn star all my life.���Lukas Schmidt
�Take that, Atlantic Ocean!��Emma Olmstead-Rumsey
�Smallest Kandor ever!��Ellen Larson
�And by �we� I mean �me�.��Ellen Larson
�e both sides.��Porter
�Blue like strawberries. Sad strawberries.��Catherine Lussenhop
�Preanniversary.��Ellen Larson
�I owe you all a unified theory of everything.��Cullen McMahon
�He�s going to be like, �I�m going to smother you.� And that�s sad.��Tho Kieu
�Whenever I say �syph� someone laughs. And I like that.��Catherine Lussenhop
�Well, yeah, you always have to e it.��Carolyn Bussey