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20 questions:
-The players have 20 yes/no questions to guess the animal that someone is thinking of.
Erin: Let's play 20 questions!
Mel: Why?
Erin: Because I am the Master of 20 questions and I don't think you can stump
me.
Kevin: I could stump you.
Erin: Try it, think of an animal.
Kevin: Ok, I've got one. Start asking questions.
Erin: Is it a mammal?
Kevin: No. That's one question.
Mel: Does it live in water?
Kevin: No.
NiNi: Does it fly?
Kevin: No.
Erin: Does it crawl?
Kevin: No.
Mel: Does it have legs?
Kevin: Yes, that's five.
NiNi: Does it have two legs?
Kevin: Yes.
Erin: Does it exist in North America?
Kevin: No.
Mel: Does it live in Australia?
Kevin: No.
Erin: What two-legged non-mammals don�t fly?
NiNi and Mel: (Shake heads in confusion).
NiNi: Is it a bird?
Kevin: Yes.
Erin: Is it a penguin?
Kevin: No.
NiNi: Peacocks and chickens both live in North America?
Mel: Is it extinct?
Kevin: Yes! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Erin: You can�t use animals that are extinct, haven�t you ever played 20
questions? That is a rule! No extinct animals!
NiNi: Is it a dodo bird?
Kevin: Yes, and it took you 12 questions!
Erin: That�s because it was against the rules of the game! NiNi- pick another
animal!
NiNi: Got one�
Kevin: Is it a mammal?
NiNi: Yes.
Erin: Is it an elephant?
NiNi: Yes!
Erin: I told you I was the Master!! Take that- Dodo!
Kevin: Your turn to pick an animal.
Erin: I have one.
Mel: Does it live on land?
Erin: Yes.
NiNi: Is it smaller than a 3-year-old child?
Erin: What kind of stupid question is that? Yes, I guess it is.
Kevin: Is it a caterpillar?
Erin: Oh, my God!! How in the HELL did you know that?
Kevin: Who�s the Master now?
Erin: Shut up and pick another animal.
Kevin: Got one!
Mel: Is it a mammal?
Kevin: Yes.
NiNi: Does it give birth to live young?
Erin: Of course it does, it�s a mammal- I can�t believe you just wasted a
question on that! Is it found on Africa?
Kevin: Yes.
Mel: Is it a carnivore?
Kevin: No.
NiNi: Is it an herbivore?
Erin: Ahhhh! Most likely! NiNi get in the game here you�re wasting questions.
Does it have stripes?
Kevin: No.
Mel: Does it have spots?
Kevin: Yes.
NiNi: Is it a tall animal?
Kevin: Yes.
Erin: Are its spots yellow and brown?
Kevin: Yes.
Mel: Does it have a long neck?
Kevin: Yes.
NiNi: Does it eat leaves?
Kevin: Yes.
Erin: Does it live in a zoo?
Kevin: Yes.
Mel: Does it have short, fuzzy antlers?
Kevin: Yes.
NiNi: Do they travel in herds?
Kevin: Yes
Erin: Do they have black tongues?
Kevin: Yes.
Mel: Can they lose their balance just by drinking for too long?
Kevin: Yes.
NiNi: Is it a cheetah?
Erin: Cheetahs are carnivores, you moron!
NiNi: Sorry.
Mel: Is it a giraffe?
Kevin: Yes, about freaking time you guys.
Erin: Wow, good job Mel, I so wasn�t even thinking that.
Mel: Some Master you are.
Erin: Whatever, I can�t be perfect.
