Original Flavour.

Erin. Cannot. Sing.

But, I had been listening to her get down with Fleetwood Mac for the last two days. Just when I was about to hit her a real good one to that pretty square jaw, Kevin turned around and asked if I was sober enough to drive.

"Dude, I don't do drugs."

He turned to Erin and shrugged. "Close enough."

He pulled over and I got behind the wheel. I eyed Erin as she was flipping through her 70s and 80s pop albums and yelled back, "Quick, throw me my cds--it's for the good of the nation!"

Erin turned to Kevin, "Are you sure she should be driving?"

Was she really oblivious to how much I wanted to see her writhing in pain? "Give me my cds."

NiNi passed them up, and i quickly put in Greg Brown's Further In. "What's this," Erin mocked, distorting her little face.

"Shut up, bitch."

"WHAT!" I saw the rage build in her head. Remember those cartoon characters whose eyes would fill up with red when they got mad? Erin's eyes were dripping with tabasco.

I ignored her. I love this cd.

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