�Hey Kev, don�t make it meat,

Take a Whopper, and make it veggie.

Remember the kindness of a cow�s heart,

Then you can start to make it veggie.

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�Hey Kev, don�t kill a cow

All meat eaters deserve a wedgie.

The minute you feel that cow are your kin,

Then you begin to make it veggie.

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�And any time you want to grill, hey Kev, just chill

Don�t eat up your friend and fellow being.

Well don�t you know that it�s a putz who eats cows� butts

When viewing a steak, a friend you�re seeing.

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�Hey Kev, just eat some sprouts,

Eat your veggies, avoid those wedgies.

Remember the kindness of a cow�s heart

Then you can start to make it veggie.

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�So let it out and let it in, hey Kev, begin

You�re waiting for steak sauce on your patty.

And don�t you know that it�s tofu, hey you,

You�ll do, the tofu you need is on your platter.

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�Hey Kev, don�t make it meat.

Take a Whopper, and make it veggie.

Remember the kindness of a cow�s heart,

Then you can start to make it veggie.�

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