By choosing Ben, you show that you like men with lots of hair. On their faces. But bald is A-ok in your book. This would indicate that you like sex and lots of it. You know what they say, no snow on the roof means there's a fire below.
You also go for that tubby look. A good sign that there will be lots of ice cream around the house. You're pragmatic.
Moreover, selecting Ben shows your latent homosexual desires.
