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Last updated: 1-31-03If someone hits the 2,ooo mark, let me know and you'll get a fic in your honor!
Oh and given the fact that -some- of you don't enter and see the warning- site statistics, wonderfully informative things them... (yes, I do check. What can I say? Vanity and morbid curiosity runs rampant at my house.) *mutter mutter mutter* In the following stories there most likely will be the following:
Boy's kissing other boys.
Girls kissing other girls.
Boy's f-ing other boys.
Girls eating out other girls.
Boys chasing boys for sex while playing with various toys. (see Rembrants ML Video)
Girls playing kinky sex games with other girls with sex toys and handcuffs. (see Rembrants ML Video)
-HOWEVER- if you aren't 18 you can't read it!!!!!!!!!! The x in between the 1 and the 2 means sex!
This is a fact of life kids, I don't want my @$$ char-broiled by yahoo or flames from parents (though those could be -damn- amusing) telling me how I'm corrupting the youth of America. (*snicker* They don't know their 'darlings' all that well do they.) If you aren't 18, please don't read the fics.
And if you are under age and do read them, at least have the sense to find a way to do it and
not get caught!
Have another screen open or something.
If you want to archive any of these fics, lemme know so I can praise your many virtues on my wifey page!
One warning though. Beware of Rembrant Tycoon. He's my muse. He runs loose through the pages here and has the tendancy to pop up and harass people. Usually me. If he catches you, threaten him with the house pooka and chances are he'll leave you alone.
Rembrant Tycoon: No fair! You warned them!
Mair: Yes, yes I did.
Rembrant: Evil wench.
Mair: Present and accounted for!
Rembrant: *scowls*
Mair: *whacks him over the head and locks him in his box* Ahem. Have fun! Oh... and a note, Lemon means SEX, lime means MENTION OF SEX OR HEAVY PETTING!
Rembrant: *pokes his head out of the window on top of his box* Ow... Hey, think you have enough in the way of warnings?
Mair: Are parents overprotective?
Rembrant: Point.
The Fics!
Love Potion #9
This one's complete. Finally! There will be a lemon epilogue but that's coming... eventually.(pairings 2x1+2... Finally!)
Your Winter
Songfic. (pairings 2+1)
New Years Day
(pairings 1+2/1x2) lime
Pointless #1
No apparent pairings.
Sweet Revenge
aka Pointless #2 (no apparent pairings)
Paybacks are Hell
aka Pointless #3 (pairings 2+1/1+2 and 3+4/4+3)
Gomen Avec Schubert
(pairings 1+2/2+1)
Untitled Ocean fic
(pairings= who knows?)
Laundry Day
Another procrastination attempt to not finish Love Potion #9. No pairings... I don't think. This one won 3rd place in the SDDI Nov. 2001 humor contest! ^_^
The Introduction of the American B-movie
Yet another procrastination attempt to not finish Love Potion #9. No pairings that I can recall. *grins*
My Untitled series
Heavy angst, little bit of sweet at the end. 1+2+1 (Complete)
Everyone's Dream
A multiple pairing fic, 1+2+1, 4+3, 4+D (temporary) and so on... AU... Basically Relena, Dorothy, Trowa, Heero and Wufei are in a band called NeoAero and Duo and Quatre, through a major stroke of luck, get the chance of a lifetime to follow them on tour. Complete.
Getting a New Pet
1+2+1, response to a fic challenge. The elevator fic challenge. Fluff challenge and the kitten challenge.
Watching Him Sleep
Odd... No specific pairing.
I Won't
Heero's pov. Odd... Some potential spoilers. 1+2
Memory
Duo's pov. Odd... Some potential spoilers. 1+2 Basically when people realize that someone loves them. Sequal is started below Untitled
Why Me?
Dorothy's POV *gasp* It's yuri! D+R to be specific! Dorothy has a bad morning.
My Heaven
Duo's POV, 1+2+1, ficlette.
Working Things Out
It's a new series! Parts 1-4 and still going... I promise! 3+4+3, 2+1. ~incomplete~
Untitled (another one)
This one is the sequal to Memory. 1+2+1, Duo in drag! This one's definetly for Naz, happy 2 years on the gwml, and you pulsar. You gave me the idea for a Duo drag fic. ~incomplete~
Down Time
Angst. 2+1 Possible episode spoiler.
Never Let Go
Sap. 1+2x1 (ok, ok, past 2x1).
She's Got A Ticket To Ride
Song Fic. Sap. 1+2+1, mention of past R+1.
Pandora's Box
This is something I -never- do... R+D+R. Angstish, Relena's pov, kinda sappish at the end.
Rembrants ML Video
They ambushed me, I swear. Explicit 1+2+1, 4+3 and DxR+D. You have been warned.
Shinigami
Angst. Death? It's weird, you'll see. Just read... Please... 1+2+1, 3+4+3, 5+S+5 and hints of D+R+D.
Me, Myself and I
Angst. POV. Side story to Shinigami. It's weird, you'll see. Just read... Please... 1+2+1, 3+4+3, 5+S+5 and hints of D+R+D. Update: This fic just won Best Drama in Nanashi 2002!
A Simple Thing
POV. 1+2+1, blink and you'll miss it. It's just a weird little ficlette.
Recollections of the Heart
>.< You know, it's a terrible thing when it takes you a year to figure out that you didn't put up a link to one of your own fics...
Angelli
No pairings... sad. No death though.
Return To Me *new*
1+2+1, angst... Kinda nutty Duo, introspective Heero, 1st person.
Note: This fic will be part of an arc. I will announce the arc name when I've posted the next story for it.
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Rembrant Tycoon: Anyone else sensing a pairing pattern here?
Mair: Nah. It's all in your imagination. *snickers*
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