One Liners

Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

Save water. Shower with your girl friend.

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

Wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop

Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause
children

"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every
morning

"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk !

"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours !

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two's company, three's the result !

A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without
restricting the view

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you
forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.


Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.