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Bihari Hinglish *****
I
talk, he talk, Why do you middle middle talk?
(beech, beech = middle,
middle)
"Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating
outside"
"Donot smoke and spoil the botany of ur body"
" Open the
windows, open the windows, let the climate come in "
" Why are you naat
filupping the blanks ? "
Advice to father thinking about whether he
should let his daughter
continue her studies or get her married :
" Vell,
if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry her,
then marry
her ."
Prof to students hanging around the corridors during exams :
"
Do not revolve in the corridors in front of the examinations "
" Don't
talk like that in front of my back "
Pliss, close
the fan!
Galatfehmi ka
shikar hona:: to be hunted down by misunderstanding.
Izzat ko mitti me
milana:: To mix one's honor in mud
Maro saale ko:: Hit the brother in
law
Meri izzat ki naak cut gayee:: My honors' nose has been chopped
off
Kiske saath moonh kaala kiya? :: Who have you blackened your face
with?
An instructor explaining the working of pendulum:
"Take an
elephant of negligible weight"