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INTERESTING DEFINITIONS
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Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and later kills you with his bills.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Rumour : News that travels more than the speed of sound.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Dictionary : The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and woman gains her masters.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually, sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

IT Professional : One who is paid for sending and receiving such Emails!