Ylarlarharhg!
BillyHadACupcake: Or
BillyHadACupcake: I could sleep
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: And leave me?
BillyHadACupcake: I don't count though
Asylum3scapee: So?
BillyHadACupcake: So I wouldn't be leaving you
Asylum3scapee: But your body warmth would
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: *Slaps hand over mouth*
Asylum3scapee: Just... leave.
Asylum3scapee: Now
Asylum3scapee: Bye
Asylum3scapee: See ya!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: *quotes*
Asylum3scapee: AGH
Asylum3scapee: NO!
Asylum3scapee: Bad quote!
Asylum3scapee: No quoting anymore!!!
Asylum3scapee: *slaps*
402
Asylum3scapee: I'm going to wait until you're all over this and watch you bang your head against the wall yelling at me 'How could you let me be so childish?!;
Asylum3scapee: It'll all be worth it then
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: I won't give you that pleasure!
BillyHadACupcake: I'll...um...
BillyHadACupcake: Not bang my head against a wall
BillyHadACupcake: Hah
BillyHadACupcake: I win
Asylum3scapee: How else am I supposed to derive pleasure from you, though?
Asylum3scapee: Don't
Asylum3scapee: Answer
Asylum3scapee: That
403
Asylum3scapee: Well I went to the lake all yesterday
Asylum3scapee: and tried to wake-board.
Asylum3scapee: Didn't work.
Asylum3scapee: Got a righteous sunburn
Asylum3scapee: And bruised my butt
Asylum3scapee: I considered taking pictures, but it's not as bruised as I would like, for all the pain it gave me.
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Masochist
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: *Slaps*
Asylum3scapee: Mmm....
Asylum3scapee: No.
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: *considers quoting*
Asylum3scapee: *Would hit*
Asylum3scapee: No.
BillyHadACupcake: And then you'd enjoy it
Asylum3scapee: Yeah I would
Asylum3scapee: but that wouldn't make me a masochist
Asylum3scapee: it'd make me a.....
Asylum3scapee: gah
Asylum3scapee: What's the word?!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Sadist?
Asylum3scapee: Yess
BillyHadACupcake: Ok, so you're into S&M
BillyHadACupcake: Very cool
Asylum3scapee: I've been called a sado-masochist on more than one occasion
Asylum3scapee: Well
Asylum3scapee: I don't derive sexual pleasure from it
Asylum3scapee: But I do find enjoyment from some pain.
Asylum3scapee: Like for instance... I have this really funny liking for pressure.
BillyHadACupcake: Yeeeah, maybe we should end this conversation now
404
Asylum3scapee: ...fine
Asylum3scapee: I'm front
Asylum3scapee: okay!?
BillyHadACupcake: Good
BillyHadACupcake: I can love you again
BillyHadACupcake: Slightly
Asylum3scapee: Psh
Asylum3scapee: you never loved me
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah, that's true
BillyHadACupcake: I just thought I'd be a little euphemistic
BillyHadACupcake: ...that was the word of the day, btw
Asylum3scapee: The act or an example of substituting a mild, indirect, or vague term for one considered harsh, blunt, or offensive: �Euphemisms such as �slumber room�... abound in the funeral business� (Jessica Mitford).
Asylum3scapee: That kind?
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
Asylum3scapee: Hm
Asylum3scapee: Anyways
Asylum3scapee: read my xanga and you'll know why my butt is bruised
Asylum3scapee: it sucked to ride horses today
BillyHadACupcake: Nah, I'll just pretend I read it and nod euphemistically whenever you talk about it
Asylum3scapee: Okay
Asylum3scapee: works for me
405
Asylum3scapee: I love the contrast between Will Smith and Jada Pinkett
BillyHadACupcake: *nods euphemistically*
Asylum3scapee: dude
Asylum3scapee: how can you use euphemistically in a sentence like that?
BillyHadACupcake: Um
BillyHadACupcake: I JUST did, duh
Asylum3scapee: Like....
Asylum3scapee: how is that put in.... and all.
Asylum3scapee: Isn't it a word for like, words?
Asylum3scapee: Like oxymoron?
Asylum3scapee: You can't say *Nods oxymoronically*
Asylum3scapee: Because then you wouldn't know what you're being oxymoronic about
BillyHadACupcake: Look, dude
BillyHadACupcake: I already did it
BillyHadACupcake: Therefore, it must work, since no mysterious force stopped me from doing it
BillyHadACupcake: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go euphemistically get some ice cream
406
BillyHadACupcake: ...Actually, I just realised I won't be able to get ice cream, since I managed to forget about eating dinner
BillyHadACupcake: And y'know, my mom won't let me have ice cream without a healthy semi-nutritional meal
BillyHadACupcake: She's so euphemistic like that
Asylum3scapee: Oh
Asylum3scapee: so you're going to go eat dinner?
BillyHadACupcake: Nah, not worth the effort
Asylum3scapee: wow
Asylum3scapee: No wonder you're skinny
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah�it's my new euphemistic diet
407
BillyHadACupcake: Hey, did you hear the one about the guy who was charged with murder? He was sentenced to euphemasia
408
Llama Chieftan: now i'm sad
Llama Chieftan: moooooommmmmmmyyyy!!!!
Llama Chieftan: or, wiiiiiiffffffffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!
Llama Chieftan: where is vinx anyways?
BillyHadACupcake: ....ate her
Llama Chieftan: damn it dirk, again?!
BillyHadACupcake: ...Sowwy
BillyHadACupcake: Hungry
BillyHadACupcake: *shrug*
Llama Chieftan: you wouldn't believe how awkward it is when filing for a divorce from a digested wife...
409
EpitomeOfWeasel: it's not easy being...
EpitomeOfWeasel: ...being...
Le Nedla: insane?
EpitomeOfWeasel: NO
EpitomeOfWeasel: *smack*
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Don't smack the alden!
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Smacks Dirk*
EpitomeOfWeasel: Better?
BillyHadACupcake: Only I can do that!
EpitomeOfWeasel: fine then
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Beats the Alden*
BillyHadACupcake: ...Good
BillyHadACupcake: *smacks the alden*
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: *cries*
BillyHadACupcake: *huggles*
Le Nedla: *calls Ninja buddies*
BillyHadACupcake: *smacks*
410
BillyHadACupcake: Its SHIRTLESS O'CLOCK
Le Nedla: ew.
BillyHadACupcake: You like it
Llama Chieftan: WOOO!!!
Llama Chieftan: my favorite time of day
Le Nedla: Douches gone wild.
Le Nedla: oopss...
Le Nedla: didn't meant to send button that.
Le Nedla: haha
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: How did she get our idea?
Le Nedla: :D
411
EpitomeOfWeasel: she made it up, Dirk
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: I didn't know she had enough IQ to do something like that
Le Nedla: ...
Llama Chieftan: burned
BillyHadACupcake: scorched
Le Nedla: Wanna hear my killer comeback?
BillyHadACupcake: Sticks and stones...?
Llama Chieftan: as long as it doesn't start with "your mom..."
BillyHadACupcake: Lol, that was my next guess
Le Nedla: I am rubber and you are glue, whatever you say to me bounces off of me and sticks to you.
BillyHadACupcake: Oh, that one
Llama Chieftan: we need better retort shields
412
Llama Chieftan: that's diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttt ttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: Henry,
Le Nedla: because you said that
Le Nedla: I suddenly pictured you as christinia auguilera.
BillyHadACupcake: ...Whoah
BillyHadACupcake: She found you out
Llama Chieftan: *secret identity revealed!*
413
Llama Chieftan: well it's already blonde
Llama Chieftan: i was thinking about growing it up
Llama Chieftan: *out
BillyHadACupcake: up?
BillyHadACupcake: How do you grow it up?
BillyHadACupcake: Marge simpson style?
Llama Chieftan: hair gel
Llama Chieftan: or hang upside down
Llama Chieftan: which is how the cave people did it
414
EpitomeOfWeasel: I <3 your hair, Henny
Llama Chieftan: lol ty
BillyHadACupcake: I less than three your hair too....and your body....
Le Nedla: his body gets less than three?
Le Nedla: dang
Le Nedla: burninated
BillyHadACupcake: Don't be jealous he actually gets any
Llama Chieftan: i still get two at once though
Llama Chieftan: enough for extra pleasure, but let's me concentrate
Le Nedla: Hey hey, I could get any if I wanted
Le Nedla: I HAVE MORALS
BillyHadACupcake: Morals?
BillyHadACupcake: what are those?
BillyHadACupcake: I hate buying things like that off ebay...
Llama Chieftan: i dunno
EpitomeOfWeasel: a cookie
Llama Chieftan: some red state thing
EpitomeOfWeasel: lots of cookies
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
BillyHadACupcake: You stupid red state...er....
Llama Chieftan: boo! morals!
BillyHadACupcake: Hiss
BillyHadACupcake: Oh, sorry, cat got loose
BillyHadACupcake: ...if ya know what I mean
415
Le Nedla: DID I TELL YOU I SAW A GUY WITH A TROGDOR SHIRT IN A RESTERAUNT
EpitomeOfWeasel: ....way to gracefully change the subject
Llama Chieftan: that's her strong point
416
BillyHadACupcake: The world needs
BillyHadACupcake: Me
BillyHadACupcake: As a dictator
Le Nedla: ...Can I have a job?
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: A certain type of one, yes
Le Nedla: No, I will not be your skanky french maid
417
Le Nedla: Haha
Le Nedla: I just had images
Le Nedla: of me beating the crap out of you with a feather duster
418
Llama Chieftan: how about me?
BillyHadACupcake: Henny, you're my minion prince of awesomeness still
BillyHadACupcake: You're my 2nd
Llama Chieftan: sweet!
BillyHadACupcake: And you privately own Russia
Llama Chieftan: can i have sub-minions then?
Llama Chieftan: FUCK YES!
Le Nedla: ...Awww
BillyHadACupcake: Alden is YOUR skanky french maid
Le Nedla: Can I have some obscure country?
Llama Chieftan: aww man
BillyHadACupcake: That you loan to me from time to time
Le Nedla: can I have italy?
Llama Chieftan: this is getting better and better
BillyHadACupcake: And if Alden agrees to that
Le Nedla: ohhh
BillyHadACupcake: She can have Italy
Le Nedla: Italy is better than obscure country
Le Nedla: well damn
Llama Chieftan: come on, you know you want to
BillyHadACupcake: ...And Mongolia?
Llama Chieftan: all the cool kids are doing it
Le Nedla: can I just be like the skanky french maid in the sims and not have the little flirt option thing?
Llama Chieftan: ...i don't have the sims
Llama Chieftan: but my first reaction is "no"
419
BillyHadACupcake: ...Is it bad
BillyHadACupcake: That I am getting images
BillyHadACupcake: Of alden in a french maid outfit?
Llama Chieftan: probably
Llama Chieftan: think you could sell them?
Le Nedla: Must we go there?
BillyHadACupcake: I'll leave
BillyHadACupcake: *switches Alden in outfit to henry in outfit*
Le Nedla: Ew
Le Nedla: please stop.
BillyHadACupcake: ...*goes back to alden in outfit*
Le Nedla: Okay
Llama Chieftan: OMG i haven't shaved my legs!
Le Nedla: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Allow me to do that for you
Le Nedla: *laughed really hard at that*
BillyHadACupcake: With my tongue
Le Nedla: EWWW TREVOR SLOBBER
Llama Chieftan: make sure you don't cut me
Llama Chieftan: with your razor tongue
Le Nedla: HE HAS COOTIES, RUN HENNYCAKES
BillyHadACupcake: I'll be gentle
BillyHadACupcake: ...If I have cooties
BillyHadACupcake: He does too, by now
BillyHadACupcake: And more
Llama Chieftan: oh, so much more
420
Le Nedla: ...Professions alden will not do under trevor dictator ship; French maid, nurse, police officer or any other sexual fantasy type figure.
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: How about...rapist victim?
421
Le Nedla: ...My foot hurts.
Le Nedla: *cries*
Le Nedla: KISS IT AND MAKE IT BETTER
Le Nedla: *waves foot in face*
Llama Chieftan: whose face?
Le Nedla: both of you
Llama Chieftan: that is one big foot
Le Nedla: *Sigh*
Le Nedla: No silly, it's Both feet
Le Nedla: I'm walking on my hands
Le Nedla: duh.
Llama Chieftan: oh oh OH
Le Nedla: we should start a circus
Le Nedla: you can be the bearded lady
Llama Chieftan: i think being a lady is the key qualification in that
Llama Chieftan: although i already have a goatee
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: So, why can't you do it then?
Llama Chieftan: because i don't have the funds for a sex change
Llama Chieftan: sorry, but otherwise i would
Le Nedla: Aww
Le Nedla: that's why there's wigs and wonderbras!!!!
Le Nedla: ...*definetely needs to right a book called wigs and wonderbras.*
Le Nedla: we need
Asylum3scapee: As a human born and designed with ovaries and a frequently secreted maternal-instinct, I feel it my job to bury my nose into peoples' business and mess it up the best I can, and when people are speechless from my heinous acts, I claim that I've shut them up and solved the problem.
424
BillyHadACupcake: So you're a threescapee huh?
BillyHadACupcake: What exactly does that entail?
Asylum3scapee: it entails that my brother thought I was some sort of 1337 freak so it would be acceptable to put frickin numbers as letters in my sn.
Asylum3scapee: And I want you to quote that so people will know I�M NOT A FRIGGIN N00B!!!
425
Asylum3scapee: You could have done it on your own
Asylum3scapee: I couldn't have
Asylum3scapee: I probably would have drawn flames all over the houses and dead fish raining down and big child-ish letters across the page and houses saying 'EVERYONE GETS FISH!!!!'
Asylum3scapee: I tend to do things like that
426
Le Nedla: It's not easy being green
427
Le Nedla: Likeohmygoshit'sHenryandI'lgonnabotherhim
Llama Chieftan: likehiit'saldenandiwon'tusespaces
428
Le Nedla: Okay, I need to space
Llama Chieftan: hahaha
Llama Chieftan: weakling
Le Nedla: cause I can't decipher my own writing
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: Oh wait
Le Nedla: that's usual!
Le Nedla: *badumching*
Llama Chieftan: less typoes than before though
429
Le Nedla: [About a blonde chick] �but then this kid who I SWEAR has tourettes declared her the antichrist
Llama Chieftan: hahaha
Llama Chieftan: then the bible COMPLETELY overdid its description of satan
Le Nedla: I know
Le Nedla: "Short."
Le Nedla: "Blonde."
Le Nedla: I mean who would be afraid if satan was blonde?
Llama Chieftan: the very nature rings terror in my soul
Le Nedla: and hey, we always picture him as a demonic figure
Llama Chieftan: i'll have to dye my hair
Le Nedla: and yet we question if god is male or female.
Le Nedla: ...Maybe satans some little blonde chick
Llama Chieftan: wouldn't that be irony?
Le Nedla: lol
Le Nedla: maybe she's for feminists rights
Le Nedla: and damns all the male assholes to the most fiery ring of hell!
Le Nedla: ...I like this idea.
Llama Chieftan: hahaha
Le Nedla: Pervert boys burning eternally.
Le Nedla: ...How about that?
Le Nedla: I mean you and Trevor could have quite a party down there
Le Nedla: Trevor would probably try to get it on with Satan if she was a blonde chick, though.
Llama Chieftan: hey, beats buying plane tickets to canada
430
Llama Chieftan: that made me think of the question "would you ever join forces with your worst enemy in order to defeat a greater evil?"
Llama Chieftan: i mean, what if you were god or jesus in that situation?
Le Nedla: But who's worse than Satan!??!
Llama Chieftan: technically you can't, since there is no evil greater than satan
Llama Chieftan: exactly
Llama Chieftan: unless
Llama Chieftan: there are ALIENS
Llama Chieftan: from a different universe
Llama Chieftan: that god didn't create
Llama Chieftan: that are DIABOLICALLY EVIL
Le Nedla: What about ganging up with um...
Le Nedla: demons!
Le Nedla: to
Le Nedla: kill
Le Nedla: Satan?
Llama Chieftan: no, god created them
Le Nedla: But then THOSE aliens would have their own god
Llama Chieftan: well god created everything didn't he?
Llama Chieftan: exactly
Le Nedla: and that god and our god would have tea
Le Nedla: and play golf on sundays
Le Nedla: with khaki
Le Nedla: and plaid
Le Nedla: and hats.
Le Nedla: floppy hats.
Llama Chieftan: unless it was an evil god
Llama Chieftan: who rained on god's parade
Le Nedla: Awww
Le Nedla: *buys god an umbrella*
Le Nedla: *dusts off hands*
Le Nedla: apocalyptic battle avoided
431
Le Nedla: OHHH
Le Nedla: NOW
Le Nedla: if Satan WAS a blonde chick
Le Nedla: and they DID have to team up to beat aliengodman
Le Nedla: then it could be a cheesy movie where they fall in love while working together
Llama Chieftan: and the world's religions would be thrown into chaos
Llama Chieftan: except buddhism
Llama Chieftan: because it doesn't believe in god to begin with
Le Nedla: ...Playing a blonde chick satan that gets in god's pants is a fuckin awesome movie role.
Le Nedla: ...
Llama Chieftan: is that your ambition now?
Le Nedla: Yes
Le Nedla: Lifes goal; shoot this movie
Le Nedla: BUT WAIT
Le Nedla: who plays god?
Llama Chieftan: TREVOR
Le Nedla: I do not want in Trevor's pants thank you.
Le Nedla: ...Body double!
Le Nedla: alright
Le Nedla: we're good.
Llama Chieftan: lol
Le Nedla: ...isn't it weird though if god's a drag queen?
Le Nedla: OHHHH
Le Nedla: burn on Trevor.
Llama Chieftan: lol
Le Nedla: *cough*
Llama Chieftan: so that's why no one knows if god's male or female...
Le Nedla: kinda like micheal jackson...
432
Le Nedla: Ohhh!
Le Nedla: Sequel!
Le Nedla: for our movie!
Llama Chieftan: what, we get michael jackson to play satan?
Le Nedla: When Satan chick goes out to negotiate with evilgod
Le Nedla: he slips some kind of drugs in her drink
Le Nedla: and she is seduced by him and god is BETRAYED!
Llama Chieftan: i'm pretty sure that gods don't drink
Llama Chieftan: *GASPZORZ*
Llama Chieftan: and then god calls judgement day
Llama Chieftan: and satan is impure
Llama Chieftan: and HE'S CAST INTO HIS OWN FIERY PITS OF HELL!
Le Nedla: and she has to stop him before it's too late by proving their love is real
Le Nedla: NO
Le Nedla: I will not die
Le Nedla: the hot chick stays okay!!?!
Le Nedla: we have to keep the male audience
Llama Chieftan: true
Llama Chieftan: and trevor
433
Le Nedla: Who's gonna play evil god?
Llama Chieftan: someone on DAB, i dunno
Le Nedla: Hmm
Le Nedla: �Are you a behind the scenes kinda guy?
Le Nedla: Or can you handle it?
Le Nedla: C�mon, eternal glory!
Le Nedla: Eviler than Satan
Le Nedla: that's an awesome slogan
Llama Chieftan: maybe for a death metal band
Le Nedla: "Pick me, Henry! Cause i'm eviller THAN SATAN!"
Llama Chieftan: lol
Llama Chieftan: how could i refuse?
Le Nedla: Wicked
Llama Chieftan: hahaha, you made a pun
Le Nedla: ...:D
434
Asylum3scapee: I love boys.
BillyHadACupcake: I love boys too
BillyHadACupcake: *had to say it*
Asylum3scapee: *pat*
Asylum3scapee: You're beating a dead horse
BillyHadACupcake: *sniff* Poor horsie...so young...
Asylum3scapee: I used to be into Beastiality, necrophelia, and masochism.
Asylum3scapee: But then I realized I was just beating a dead horse
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: *copies that down*
Asylum3scapee: NOOOO
Asylum3scapee: Not under my screen name anyways
Asylum3scapee: I copied and pasted
Asylum3scapee: *innocent*
BillyHadACupcake: *grin* Too late...
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: I hate boys
435
Asylum3scapee: I realized yesterday why I'm not dating
Asylum3scapee: I'm a tramp. :]
436
You have just entered room "betterthancandy."
Asylum3scapee: Not as much as COORS LIGHT
Asylum3scapee: *Whips out can*
Cheddarness8: <_<
Asylum3scapee: *Glugs*
Asylum3scapee: oh... hi Trevor
Le Nedla: lol
Denodgeinator: Wow
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Asylum3scapee: there's an explanation to this, I swear
437
Cheddarness8: the taste isn't worth the lost brain cells
EpitomeOfWeasel: ....
EpitomeOfWeasel: but the high is
438
Denodgeinator: I just grabbed something squishy in my bed
Denodgeinator: And it creeped me out
Cheddarness8: <_<
Cheddarness8: ummmm
Le Nedla: ...Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
BillyHadACupcake: ...Whoah now
439
EpitomeOfWeasel: OH YEAH EVERYONE LAUREN AND I ARE ELOPING
Cheddarness8: ^_^
BillyHadACupcake: Cool
Cheddarness8: our babies will be sexy
BillyHadACupcake: Have fun
EpitomeOfWeasel: yes
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah, well
BillyHadACupcake: Nutty and I are eloping
BillyHadACupcake: *nod*
Cheddarness8: <_<
Cheddarness8: *jealous*
Denodgeinator: Yeah
Denodgeinator: And our babies will be JEWISH
Cheddarness8: Nutty, you're cheating on me AGAIN?
Cheddarness8: you whore
440
Cheddarness8: the past nine months or so have been a wreck for me
Denodgeinator: Everything after Mousethief is a blur to me
Cheddarness8: mmhmm
BillyHadACupcake: Everything after that night on the beach is a blur to me....
Cheddarness8: o_o
Denodgeinator: hahaha
Cheddarness8: with Nutty?
BillyHadACupcake: ...Among others
441
Cheddarness8: <_< that's like, my phobia, to have the antiChrist when I have a baby
Cheddarness8: *scoots away from Dirk*
442
EpitomeOfWeasel: I'm St. Blaise
Denodgeinator: I'm just one of the poor people that they use to show how much the world sucked before Jesus came or something
Cheddarness8: I was actually christened after St. Elizabeth
BillyHadACupcake: I'm...the Roman guy who ordered Jesus to be crucified
EpitomeOfWeasel: I'm....a saint! ...and a dude
Le Nedla: ...bad Trevor.
BillyHadACupcake: I was under peer pressure
BillyHadACupcake: All the other Roman dudes were doing it
EpitomeOfWeasel: lol
Cheddarness8: lol
Denodgeinator: haha
Asylum3scapee: pshhhhh
EpitomeOfWeasel: "C'mon Trevor why haven't YOU crucified any Messiahs? It's the ULTIMATE HIGH!"
443
Denodgeinator: *is reading Angela's Ashes*
BillyHadACupcake: Ooh, that�s a good book
Cheddarness8: what's Angela's Ashes?
BillyHadACupcake: Lots of masturbation
Denodgeinator: dot dot dot
BillyHadACupcake: ...He does it on top of this castle thing too, all over people below...
Denodgeinator: It's a bird! It's.... oh god
444
EpitomeOfWeasel: that sentence looked really suggestive, Dirk
BillyHadACupcake: It WAS suggestive, Cyp
EpitomeOfWeasel: oh
EpitomeOfWeasel: just checking
445
Le Nedla: *Transforms into secret identity*
Le Nedla: *THE PANTSLESS WONDER*
EpitomeOfWeasel: IT'S A STRIPPER! IT'S A VICTORIA'S SECRET MODEL!
EpitomeOfWeasel: NO
EpitomeOfWeasel: IT'S
EpitomeOfWeasel: THE PANTLESS WONDER!!
446
Le Nedla: with one of those
Le Nedla: superlong
Le Nedla: sailormoon
Le Nedla: esque
Le Nedla: transformy sequences
Denodgeinator: Wow
Denodgeinator: I was afraid of what was coming
Denodgeinator: "Pantsless woman... with one of those.... super long...."
447
Asylum3scapee: My snake is scared of me now
Asylum3scapee: *cries*
BillyHadACupcake: We all are, Shady
Denodgeinator: My snake likes you
Asylum3scapee: But this is my baby!
Asylum3scapee: ....You have a snake too Nutty?!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Denodgeinator: My snake likes you
BillyHadACupcake: Hehe
Denodgeinator: Uhhhhhhhhhh
Asylum3scapee: ....
BillyHadACupcake: I bet it does
Asylum3scapee: What kind of snake?
Denodgeinator: A big one
BillyHadACupcake: My snake likes you too, Shady
EpitomeOfWeasel: Snake party
Asylum3scapee: Mine's a yellow-bellied racer and it's over a foot long now!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Asylum3scapee: Wait wait
BillyHadACupcake: LOL
Denodgeinator: HAHAH
Asylum3scapee: Jeeze.
EpitomeOfWeasel: LOL
Asylum3scapee: You people are making fun of me.
EpitomeOfWeasel: *pets Shady*
Asylum3scapee: *Sniff*
EpitomeOfWeasel: Don't worry Shady
BillyHadACupcake: *patpat*
EpitomeOfWeasel: Your snake may be intimidating
EpitomeOfWeasel: But we still love you
Denodgeinator: I'm not letting my snake near yours though
Asylum3scapee: Well I'll just take my foot-long snake and leave
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
BillyHadACupcake: Does your snake bite, Shady?
Asylum3scapee: Mhm
Denodgeinator: Snakes on a Plane looks so ridiculous
Asylum3scapee: bit my dad, brother, and me
BillyHadACupcake: Cuz Nutty's probably spits venom
Asylum3scapee: ...
Cheddarness8: -_-*
Cheddarness8: *sigh*
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: We're not talking about snakes here... are we?
448
Cheddarness8: -_-* I got kissed by a man who could be my grandpa this evening
Asylum3scapee: EW
EpitomeOfWeasel: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Asylum3scapee: Like, how kissed?
Denodgeinator: Five minutes long
Denodgeinator: and very wet
Asylum3scapee: And where and when and why?
Cheddarness8: big fat smooch on my face
BillyHadACupcake: ...did his snake kiss you?
Cheddarness8: >_<"
Cheddarness8: no
Cheddarness8: he was a state delegate
BillyHadACupcake: ...*shuts up*
Denodgeinator: Senators don't have snakes
449
Cheddarness8: my mom was there
Cheddarness8: she just laughed
Cheddarness8: she thinks it was innocent because he's the head of the education department or something
Cheddarness8: >_> it was WEIRD
Denodgeinator: Was he the head of Sex Ed?
EpitomeOfWeasel: ROFL
Asylum3scapee:
Llama Chieftan: where'd he go anyways?
Llama Chieftan: maybe he's asleep
Le Nedla: to get his hookershoes
Le Nedla: duh
Llama Chieftan: we should draw stuff on his face!
Llama Chieftan: with shaving cream!
Le Nedla: we need to teach you to walk in them if you're ever gonna be our bearded lady...
Llama Chieftan: he has hookershoes?
Le Nedla: ...I got in a shavingcream fight recently...
Le Nedla: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v718/Pu nak_Owns_Your_Soul/loserrr.jpg
Le Nedla: the result of locking Kate in the bathroom to not get shaving creamed...
Le Nedla: (that took forever to get off the door without messing anything up...)
Llama Chieftan: oh yeah i saw that in your lj
Llama Chieftan: lol
Le Nedla: :D
Le Nedla: OMG YOU ACTUALLY READ IT
Le Nedla: DUN DUN
Le Nedla: magical.
Llama Chieftan: i always read ljs
Le Nedla: REALLY
Le Nedla: You do?
Le Nedla: yay
Le Nedla: I'll have to remember not to post terrible crap about you then
Le Nedla: ie; Hennycakes is not suceeding very well at walking in the hooker shoes and is messing up our bearded lady act.
Llama Chieftan: i'm sorry!
Llama Chieftan: i'm trying!
Llama Chieftan: it's not my fault they're so tall!
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: they're hookershoes bastard
Le Nedla: maybe we should give you lessons
Le Nedla: go watch a pussycat dolls video
Le Nedla: that should help
Llama Chieftan: lol
Llama Chieftan: well i have to go
Le Nedla: Bye bye Hennycakes.
Llama Chieftan: shivel!
Le Nedla: go practice
Llama Chieftan has left the room.
Le Nedla: ...now I really wanna do our pussycat dolls routine
Le Nedla: ...annndd I did.
Le Nedla: stomp right foot, twist left ankle, drop hip to left with right hand in air, drop hip to right, look right, flip hair with right hand...
Le Nedla: point out, point to cheek, drop hand to shoulder, drop hip right, then left, then dip down, then up, then TURN YOUR HEAD
Le Nedla: Which became our ever famous Dip, up, TURN YOUR HEAD which we said instead of the lyrics to that partttt
Le Nedla: ahhh
Le Nedla: funtimes
Le Nedla has left the room.
Asylum3scapee: Back!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Asylum3scapee: front?
BillyHadACupcake: *nod*
BillyHadACupcake: *cookie*
Asylum3scapee: *happy*
BillyHadACupcake: *...for self*
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: *Happy for trevor*
Asylum3scapee: *Sighs sadly*
BillyHadACupcake: ^_^
BillyHadACupcake: It's so nice you're happy for me, I think I'll reward you in some way
BillyHadACupcake: Hmm
BillyHadACupcake: Maybe I'll just give you...
BillyHadACupcake: ...a brief spout of love?
Asylum3scapee: lol
Asylum3scapee: Rare...
BillyHadACupcake: What, did you think the reward was going to be materialistic, or edible?
Asylum3scapee: *Sigh* Edible would have been nice
Asylum3scapee: but then again, I just made myself some nice fluffy eggs and crispy bacon.
BillyHadACupcake: better than crispy eggs and fluffy bacon, I guess
Asylum3scapee: All the product of needless and cruel suffering of animals!
Asylum3scapee: Buy now!
BillyHadACupcake: Ok, bye
BillyHadACupcake: ...oh, wait
BillyHadACupcake: Damn
BillyHadACupcake: I was happy for a second
Asylum3scapee: ...
BillyHadACupcake: I mean
BillyHadACupcake: *love*
Asylum3scapee: What happened to my brief spout of love?
Asylum3scapee: There we go
Asylum3scapee: jerk
BillyHadACupcake: *fwaps*
BillyHadACupcake: *lovingly*
Fweee!
Ate?
(Or hit the backspace button!)