Fweee!
Asylum3scapee: I know you have no soul, but I thought you'd know better than to... ugh while I'm passed out.... blah
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Asylum3scapee: Let's go make out, Trevor
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Asylum3scapee: Hah. I'm such a frustrating girlfriend, Trevor, how do you put up with me? ;]
BillyHadACupcake: I dont know
BillyHadACupcake: I guess our love is just too strong
BillyHadACupcake: It must be True Love
BillyHadACupcake: (TM)
Asylum3scapee: Oh.
Asylum3scapee: I just thought it was all the amazing sex.
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Asylum3scapee: If you quote that nasty little comment, I won't put out for you anymore.
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Asylum3scapee: But I'm not your girlfriend
Asylum3scapee: I'm your slave.
Asylum3scapee: And you always say 'Satisfy me tonight, and you can see tomorrow! Maybe if you do me well enough, I'll let you go'
Asylum3scapee: So I do my best...
Asylum3scapee: but all I ever get is a rude awakening when you... *sobs*
BillyHadACupcake: Gah! I can't quote fast enough!
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Asylum3scapee: I'm dying inside Trevor, and you think this is funny?!
Asylum3scapee: you're so abusive
Asylum3scapee: That's it
Asylum3scapee: we're over
Asylum3scapee: Divorced
Asylum3scapee: I can't wait for death to part us
Asylum3scapee: *Storms out and slams the door*
BillyHadACupcake: Fortunately we all know there'll be a happy ending.
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Asylum3scapee: *Later that night, in the pouring rain and biting cold*
Asylum3scapee: *Knocks timidly at Trevor's door, soaked in water and shivering*
Asylum3scapee: T-Trevor?
Asylum3scapee: You th-there?
Asylum3scapee: It's k-kinda c-c-cold out herrre...
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: *knock knock*
BillyHadACupcake: Go 'way
BillyHadACupcake: I'm trying to quote still
BillyHadACupcake: You're too fast for me, girl
Asylum3scapee: But I love you... all yoou cared about was quoting... and you didn't have enough time to spend with me after that. You were always too tired.
Asylum3scapee: Unless of course, I was naked.
Asylum3scapee: But anyway....
Asylum3scapee: I love you.
Asylum3scapee: Maybe we can work this out somehow
BillyHadACupcake: Bread's usually my favourite part of a meal
Le Nedla: I KNOW
Le Nedla: me too
Le Nedla: ...wait
Le Nedla: do you butter it?
BillyHadACupcake: Yes, I do, usually
BillyHadACupcake: Not always though
BillyHadACupcake: Bread's good plain, too
Le Nedla: ...*doesn't*
Le Nedla: I Do however when it is available dip it in olive oil
Le Nedla: with parmesean in it
BillyHadACupcake: I dip it in the souls of newborn babies
Le Nedla: ...I love you.
Le Nedla: That was like
Le Nedla: Trevor
Le Nedla: captured in one statement
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BillyHadACupcake: I'm cleaning my teeth with a guitar pick
Llama Chieftan: oooh that's so badass
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Llama Chieftan: but yeah
Llama Chieftan: stuffness
BillyHadACupcake: stfuness
Llama Chieftan: *gasp!*
BillyHadACupcake: *laughs*
Llama Chieftan: *lower lip trembles*
BillyHadACupcake: ...have you been taking pouting lessons from Alden?
Llama Chieftan: ...maybe...
BillyHadACupcake: Sell out
Llama Chieftan: you know you like it
Llama Chieftan: nothing turns you on more than corporate whoredom
BillyHadACupcake: M'hmm
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BillyHadACupcake: 'Cause I mean, Google? That's so 1999
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Llama Chieftan: with AIM, everyone's a loser!
BillyHadACupcake: not as bad as your mom's face's mom's ousted Thai
prime minister's theory's volume control's posture's autobiography's
toaster's washing machine's wikipedia article's anime sweatdrop's
civilization's sperm's 401k's thermometer's idiot's 6th grade project's
water basin's Tibetan singing bowl's communism's artifact's forge's
hammer of Thor's stick's cake mix's thanksgiving's soccer ball's fanboy's
console's webcomic's magician's flamboyant lover's Yahoo account's
tetris match's ape's rennaissance faire's bone marrow's visectemomy's
treasure map's spirit's horse's machete's sparrow's hat's cat's bat's rat's
mat's cappucino's radish's run-down motel's pikachu's nuclear power's
bullet's lost wallet's flashlight's mashed potato's magic sword's pulsating
glow's pelvic thrusts's striptease's secretary's magic bag of holding's
starmetal's evil twin's outdated monsters's magic gateway's demon
roach's zealous paladin's oracle's spork's japan's generalissimo's
grandpappy's electric guitar's firecracker's Scotsmans kilt's elephant's
never-ending burn's llama farm's automatic sheep counter's electric
fence's knickerbockers' toilet seats's Nobel prize's roasting pit's coup
d'etat's nerd's thick-rimmed glasses' segway's highway to hell's tnt's
beer-swilling hockey nut's alberquerque's bear claws' steven hawkings'
power tool drag racing's ripcord's snot-filled tissue's bootleg star wars'
pirate booty's mustang's pumpkin head's rocket launcher's cargo pants'
music's swing dancer's rapper's wrapper's ox's coxwain's error's Welsh
Princess's character limit's North Korean dictator's nicotene addiction's
blog's blinker's comma's coma's methamphetamine's crank's skank's
ghetto's ganglord's concubine's moniker's monk's monkey's theme song's
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis'
Antidisestablishmentarianism's psychoanalasyst's snafu's Snuppalupagis'
torch's Porsche's pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism's other long words's
imminent victory's moral defeat's
Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphio-
paraomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonop-
tekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon's spontaneous
Wikipedia search's
Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarr-
hounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk's non-existant word's james
joyce's poopooheadedness's tiredness's tiredness of the fingers
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BillyHadACupcake: That's so awesome I want your babies
Llama Chieftan: lol
BillyHadACupcake: But I wanted 'em anyways
BillyHadACupcake: And had 'em too
BillyHadACupcake: Have you met Emmanuel Lopez III yet?
Llama Chieftan: i have not
BillyHadACupcake: Your daughter
BillyHadACupcake: Told ya I'd have your children one day
BillyHadACupcake: 'Twas painful, let me tell you
BillyHadACupcake: Driving all the way to the orphanage and trying to kidnap one of those little buggers
Llama Chieftan: my daughter's named Emmanuel?
BillyHadACupcake: Emmanuel Lopez
BillyHadACupcake: III
Llama Chieftan: wait, your name's emmanuel lopez II?
BillyHadACupcake: No
BillyHadACupcake: I just liked the sound of III
Llama Chieftan: ah
BillyHadACupcake: Pronounced "eye eye eye" by the way
Llama Chieftan: oh, i thought it meant third
Llama Chieftan: silly me
BillyHadACupcake: Psht
BillyHadACupcake: That's so 2005
Llama Chieftan: so we're on the fourth generation now?
BillyHadACupcake: Something like that
BillyHadACupcake: third and a half maybe
Llama Chieftan: and a half?
Llama Chieftan: step-children?
BillyHadACupcake: No....their bodies were cut in half by shrapnel while fighting in Iraq....they're only staying alive by machines now
Llama Chieftan: right right right
Llama Chieftan: my memory's slipping
Llama Chieftan: being four generations old and everything
BillyHadACupcake: I understand
BillyHadACupcake: It's not easy being so reproductively active
Llama Chieftan: tell me about it
Llama Chieftan: screw here, fornicate there all day long
Llama Chieftan: it gets very tiring
Llama Chieftan: then you get random people coming up saying "hey! i'm your kid!" and you're all "wtf? no you're not! *pistol shot to the face*"
BillyHadACupcake: Wait
BillyHadACupcake: Pistol shot?
Llama Chieftan: well, if i'm public
BillyHadACupcake: Huh, I figured you more as a shotgun type
Llama Chieftan: oh there's nothing more satisfying than a solid shotgun shell
Llama Chieftan: (alliteration points)
Llama Chieftan: but it's fairly awkward in public areas
Llama Chieftan: you know, the noise and concealment and everything
BillyHadACupcake: Ah, yeah
BillyHadACupcake: Which is why I prefer to invite the offender over for candy and then chain them up in my basement
Llama Chieftan: you always were a sadistic bastard
Llama Chieftan: *cheek pinch*
BillyHadACupcake: ^_^
Asylum3scapee: Who's kelsey elizabeth?
BillyHadACupcake: I have no idea?
Asylum3scapee: One of Alden's friends
Asylum3scapee: She IMs me and says 'Hi. how do you know le nedla?'
Asylum3scapee: "From the ROC"
Asylum3scapee: "From what?"
"Alden and I were lesbian internet lovers until we met up and she found out I was an old man. We kind of broke it off after she told me she wouldn't have my babies"
Asylum3scapee: "What the Fu*K?"
Asylum3scapee: "I have to go rape a little girl now, so bye"
BillyHadACupcake: Have I ever mentioned how much I love you?
Asylum3scapee: I'd like to hear it again. :]
BillyHadACupcake: Well
BillyHadACupcake: Too bad
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: Hey little girl...
Asylum3scapee: Nah. But I told her I went by shady(which probably doesn't help)and that she could talk to me about it later
Asylum3scapee: and then I had to go to church, of all places. ]
BillyHadACupcake: ....That's where you rape little girls?
BillyHadACupcake: God, now I really love you
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: What can I say.
BillyHadACupcake: Indeed
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BillyHadACupcake: Right, well I need to go have a shower at some point
Asylum3scapee: *puppy eyes*
BillyHadACupcake: �No, you can't come along
Asylum3scapee: Ew ew ew
Asylum3scapee: ew
Asylum3scapee: ew
Asylum3scapee: ew
Asylum3scapee: ew
Asylum3scapee: *Burns eyes out*
Asylum3scapee: Ew ew ew
Asylum3scapee: *Barfs*
Asylum3scapee: Ew ew
Asylum3scapee: ew
Asylum3scapee: ew
Asylum3scapee: ew
Asylum3scapee: Blarghew
Asylum3scapee: ew
Asylum3scapee: ew
Asylum3scapee: Go take a shower
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Asylum3scapee: I found the old OMFG comics
Asylum3scapee: You really had no life... did you?
Asylum3scapee: 'Cause Alden and I sucked it away from you at night
Asylum3scapee: Alden and I sucked everything from you at night
Asylum3scapee: Woah woah
Asylum3scapee: wait
Asylum3scapee: uh...
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Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: Scroollldoodledoodledoo!
Asylum3scapee: scroll
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Asylum3scapee: rawr
Asylum3scapee: blah blah
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Auto response from BillyHadACupcake: I could've had SATAN named after me!
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Le Nedla: You couldve had YOUR MOM named after you
Le Nedla: �if only the time machine worked properly...
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Llama Chieftan: oh man
Llama Chieftan: i just got the best idea for a photoshop
Llama Chieftan: a shirtless o'clock clock
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: Perfect
Llama Chieftan: speaking of which
Llama Chieftan: 8 minutes!
BillyHadACupcake: hurrah!
Llama Chieftan: boo lina isn't on
Llama Chieftan: she usually celebrates with me
BillyHadACupcake: I'll take her place!
Llama Chieftan: it just...it just...it just won't be the same, you know?
Llama Chieftan: it'll be better!
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Asylum3scapee: My tummy hurts
Asylum3scapee: I ate too much
Asylum3scapee: and drank too much
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Shady, were you drinking again?
BillyHadACupcake: What have I told you about that?
Asylum3scapee: maybe it was the condom lubricant though.
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: wait wait
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: wait
BillyHadACupcake: what...
Asylum3scapee: I can explain
BillyHadACupcake: no, nevermind, I don't want to know
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Asylum3scapee: and then we said all our new year's resolutions
Asylum3scapee: I wanted to say something profane
Asylum3scapee: like 'I wanna quit binge-drinking' or 'I'm going to have this baby after all, and raise it up right!'
BillyHadACupcake: one day you're going to sign off and never return and I just won't know what to do with myself
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BillyHadACupcake: Aww, you cackle so sincerely, how could I doubt you?
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Asylum3scapee: you just have to trust me
Asylum3scapee: Because I"m the one who has you tied to a wench, held over a volcano
Asylum3scapee: And by wench I don't mean Morgan
Asylum3scapee: oooh oldschool Morgan jokes
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Asylum3scapee: We were such cool fourteen year olds.
Asylum3scapee: Thirteen year olds.
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: Twelve year olds.
Asylum3scapee: Oh my gawd.
Asylum3scapee: I've wasted my life on here.
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Asylum3scapee: Are you for real?
BillyHadACupcake: No, I'm completely imaginary
BillyHadACupcake: woooo! *waves hands*
BillyHadACupcake: I'm not heeeere!
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: *stabs*
BillyHadACupcake: *bleeds*
Asylum3scapee: LMAO
Asylum3scapee: I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT!!!!
Asylum3scapee: AHAHAHA...
Asylum3scapee: ahh....
Asylum3scapee: I need to quit talking to you
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hyper superducky: i think i have too much boobage
hyper superducky: i want to donate lol
Asylum3scapee: ME TOO!
Asylum3scapee: We could donate them to little A-cup girls who are too afraid to get implants
hyper superducky: lol LET'S START A FOUNDATION
hyper superducky: "Donating fleshy mammaries to the underpriveleged"
Asylum3scapee: "We've all heard the terms before "Flat as a board," "Boy boobs," even "Boob-LESS." Now it's time for this injustice to stop! Don't let your fear of the unnatural surgery or implants get in the way of having bodacious ta-ta's. No longer will you have to worry about what kind of cancers you may develop- you've never developed anything anyway, and these are risk-free, all-natural 100% real breasts! Just send in you preferred Cup-sizes, flesh tone, and your first of three payment of an easy $5,000!"
Asylum3scapee: "Do what's right, and natural for your body."
hyper superducky: can we put that ad in newspapers?!??!
Asylum3scapee: dude, we totally should
hyper superducky: lol
hyper superducky: and see if anyone calls us
Asylum3scapee: probably some creepy man asking if he can 'see them in person before he invests'
Asylum3scapee: One upside to that though; we'll finally meet Trevor! :D
BillyHadACupcake: Dammit
BillyHadACupcake: I want to kill Henry, someone tell me how
Llama Chieftan: o.0
Asylum3scapee: Black widow!
hoping for words: POISON.
Asylum3scapee: Um
hoping for words: actually.
Asylum3scapee: Beat him with a pillow
Asylum3scapee: to death
Asylum3scapee: such a painful death
Asylum3scapee: so repetitive
hoping for words: send him a self-stabbing dagger.
Asylum3scapee: Slow bruising
hoping for words: or a self-shooting gun.
Asylum3scapee: Starve him to death
Llama Chieftan: you know, i'm not sure a pillow wound would be fatal
hoping for words: give him whooping cough.
hoping for words: E-town style!
Asylum3scapee: ...?
Asylum3scapee: Just kill him the old fashioned way
Asylum3scapee: Whichever way the old fashioned way is...
hoping for words: bird flu!
hoping for words: anthrax!
Llama Chieftan: black death!
Asylum3scapee: FLASH EATING BACTERIA!
hoping for words: yes!
hoping for words: measles!
hoping for words: polio!
hoping for words: aids!
Asylum3scapee: Cut his foot off
Asylum3scapee: let him live like that for a while
Asylum3scapee: then cut off the other one
Asylum3scapee: and cut off an inch of each leg at christmas
Asylum3scapee: until you get to his middle.
Llama Chieftan: o.0
Asylum3scapee: Then after you cut his crotch off, start on his arms and then head
Asylum3scapee: ...
Llama Chieftan: ...you haven't been thinking about this too hard, have you?
Asylum3scapee: I mean
Asylum3scapee: No
Asylum3scapee: *hugs Henry*
Asylum3scapee: I love you
Asylum3scapee: I love you so much delicious french-fry wife...
BillyHadACupcake: ...Hehe, that was a GREAT icebreaker, huh
Llama Chieftan: lol
Llama Chieftan: FANtastic
Llama Chieftan: we should try it in public
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hoping for words: *lives with a doctor*
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: is he cute?
Llama Chieftan: lol
Llama Chieftan: i'm pretty sure "lives with" implies "related"
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: Is he cute?
Llama Chieftan: lol
hoping for words: he?
hoping for words: no.
hoping for words: she
hoping for words: is my mother.
Asylum3scapee: Oh.
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: Is she cute?
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Asylum3scapee: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm ?link_id=21068
Asylum3scapee: best
Asylum3scapee: funny
Asylum3scapee: dying giarraffe
Asylum3scapee: crap
Asylum3scapee: I can't spell giaraffe
Asylum3scapee: geraffe
Asylum3scapee: girriaffee
Asylum3scapee: gyrate
Asylum3scapee: jeraft
Asylum3scapee: jetplane
Asylum3scapee: jetcraft
Asylum3scapee: Girraffe
Asylum3scapee: ha
Asylum3scapee: pwned
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Snipingfish: i wnna rape u in the ass
Snipingfish signed off at 8:49:40 PM.
Asylum3scapee: *Something funny*
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Asylum3scapee: You know what
Asylum3scapee: let's trade boobs
Asylum3scapee: Just to confuse the hell out of everyone
Asylum3scapee: I mean, no on will probably notice but our husbands and kids.
Asylum3scapee: It'll definitely be a wtf moment
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Asylum3scapee: Liz
Asylum3scapee: do I have any chance at life?
liz x who: yes.
Asylum3scapee: why?
liz x who: because you are good at changing trashbags and stuff
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BillyHadACupcake: Hey, you want a cookie?
Asylum3scapee:
BillyHadACupcake: What? A crocodile!?
Asylum3scapee:
BillyHadACupcake: *Really* now. That big, huh?
Asylum3scapee:
BillyHadACupcake: The llama did WHAT with a candlestick???
Asylum3scapee:
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Asylum3scapee:
BillyHadACupcake: Okay. This conversation ends now.
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Cadenzie: How fare thee?
BillyHadACupcake: I fare well
BillyHadACupcake: Kind of bored. But alive. No random assassins or anything.
Cadenzie: Darn.
Cadenzie: They're always a good time to use mad ninja skillz.
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
BillyHadACupcake: I'm so out of practice now
BillyHadACupcake: No one has tried to assassinate me in days
BillyHadACupcake: It's like they're giving up or something
Cadenzie: Man.
Cadenzie: I'll have to go hire one.
Cadenzie: Remind me some time.
BillyHadACupcake: Alright
Cadenzie: Sweet.
Cadenzie: No one has ever tried to assassinate me.
Cadenzie: I feel rather left out.
BillyHadACupcake: You just need to piss off a few people
BillyHadACupcake: Stop being so sweet and innocent and whatnot
Cadenzie: Oh, that's a problem then.
Cadenzie: Hmm.
Cadenzie: I'll just starting yelling pi and people, or random things about quantum theory, and I won't shut up.
Cadenzie: That should anger them.
BillyHadACupcake: It'd at least annoy them mildly.
BillyHadACupcake: Maybe insult them in math or physics jargon, if that's possible
Cadenzie: Hmm.
Cadenzie: Tell them that they have too many electrons, and whatnot.
BillyHadACupcake: I'm sure you could make a few "your mom" jokes in there too, if you try hard enough
Cadenzie: Your mom is so slow that even lightspeed looks fast compared to her?
BillyHadACupcake: Ooh, good one
Cadenzie: :|
BillyHadACupcake: Your mom's so fat it takes light 7 1/2 minutes to travel around her
Cadenzie: Your mom's brain is so tiny that even quarks are easier to see.
BillyHadACupcake: Excellent
Cadenzie: Now I just need someone to piss off.
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BillyHadACupcake: You could hire some terrorists to help you hijack a plane
BillyHadACupcake: And then ask them to just drop you off along the way
Cadenzie: Yes, but I'd rather not jump out of a plane.
Cadenzie: Unless they gave me a parachute.
BillyHadACupcake: I'm sure they would
Cadenzie: Yes, because terrorists are oh-so-nice.
BillyHadACupcake: Of course
BillyHadACupcake: if you get to know them
BillyHadACupcake: I'm sure they have a lot in common with us
Cadenzie: Probably.
Cadenzie: They may even like particle physics.
BillyHadACupcake: They might
BillyHadACupcake: You two could make up with some 'your mom' jokes together
BillyHadACupcake: Maybe become pen pals
BillyHadACupcake: ....well, except for the whole suicide plan flying death thing
Cadenzie: Well.
Cadenzie: I could counsel them on their suicidal urges.
BillyHadACupcake: Maybe they're really just a bunch of emo kids is all
Cadenzie: They probably are.
Cadenzie: People should not pre-judge them.
BillyHadACupcake: Really
Cadenzie: 's so very 19th century.
BillyHadACupcake: Maybe they just had strict parents and just want to rebel a bit, show they're old enough to use the car and such
Cadenzie: Too many rules is always a bad thing, I've always said.
Cadenzie: Leads to no good.
Cadenzie: We just need to make them see that they may not be choosing the most lucrative career.
BillyHadACupcake: There are so many higher-paying options out there for them
Cadenzie: Think of all the new business they would bring into the economy.
Cadenzie: They might even get to have a cat.
Cadenzie: And the world would really see how caring and kind-hearted terrorists are.
BillyHadACupcake: They're just a little misunderstood is all. We just need to give them a chance.
BillyHadACupcake: And maybe restrict the gun laws a little too
BillyHadACupcake: But give them a chance!
Cadenzie: People just need to me more open to different interpretations of religion!
BillyHadACupcake: ...Well, except Scientology
Cadenzie: Of course.
Asylum3scapee: I'm about to go watch a movie. You should come back before that consumes me
BillyHadACupcake: *consumes you*
BillyHadACupcake: Haha
BillyHadACupcake: Did it first
Asylum3scapee: My hero.
Asylum3scapee: I'm gonna watch Harold and Maude
BillyHadACupcake: *consuuuume*
Asylum3scapee: Unless you have an exciting conversation in store
Asylum3scapee: like you're a closet lesbian or something
BillyHadACupcake: *CONSUUUUUME*
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BillyHadACupcake: Man
BillyHadACupcake: If I were a girl
BillyHadACupcake: I'd so be a lesbian
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Asylum3scapee: I'm bored
Asylum3scapee: Play with me
Asylum3scapee: In no-sexual ways thank you
BillyHadACupcake: ...*plays with you*
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: Use more.... adjectives
Asylum3scapee: So I know if I'm being raped or not
BillyHadACupcake: But it's more fun to use your imagination
Asylum3scapee: But
Asylum3scapee: I don't like imagining those scenarios
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah, well, I do
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: *Weeps*
Asylum3scapee: It's bad for me to be bored
BillyHadACupcake: *unbores you*
BillyHadACupcake: *plays with you*
Asylum3scapee: :D
Asylum3scapee: Cookies and happy things?
BillyHadACupcake: ...Happy things, yes...
Asylum3scapee: Are you raping me again?!
BillyHadACupcake: Rape is such an ugly word...
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Asylum3scapee: *cries*
Asylum3scapee: Go away
Asylum3scapee: I don't want to see you anymore
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake is away at 12:28:23 PM.
Asylum3scapee: TREVOR COME BACK I NEEDYOU
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BillyHadACupcake: I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
Asylum3scapee: yeah?
Asylum3scapee: How did that turn out?
BillyHadACupcake: He got angry I ruined his bullet proof vest, and pulled out his own gun
Asylum3scapee: Ohh... sucks.
Cadenzie: HA
Cadenzie: We could start our OWN religion!
Cadenzie: Like...
Cadenzie: We could be speakers for the dead.
Cadenzie: Only, we'd be speakers for the living.
BillyHadACupcake: That's so crazy it just might work
BillyHadACupcake: Man, I'm going through a lot of religions
Cadenzie: I wonder how we should go about getting publicity.
Cadenzie: I lost the Game.
BillyHadACupcake: Grr
BillyHadACupcake: I lose
BillyHadACupcake: wait
BillyHadACupcake: How about a religion based on The Game?
Cadenzie: .....
Cadenzie: I like it.
BillyHadACupcake: I do too
BillyHadACupcake: Instead of saying "amen" at the end of our prayers, we could say "I lose" or something
Cadenzie: Who would we pray to, though?
Cadenzie: We could pray to the GGB in the sky.
BillyHadACupcake: Or, to really mix things up, in the sea
Cadenzie: Good idea.
Cadenzie: Wow.
Cadenzie: Which of us gets to be the god?
Cadenzie: Or shall it be a religion of two gods?
BillyHadACupcake: Hmm
BillyHadACupcake: Well, since I have experience in the field of being a god, I can be
BillyHadACupcake: And you can be my prophet or messiah or something
Cadenzie: Do I get a direct connection to your mind?
BillyHadACupcake: Sure
BillyHadACupcake: Wireless, even
Cadenzie: Sweet.
Cadenzie: Shall we go convert the masses?
BillyHadACupcake: Hurrah!
Cadenzie: o/
BillyHadACupcake: We're off to convert the masses! The wonderful masses of...the world
Cadenzie: Because because because!
Cadenzie: Because of how really bored we are!
BillyHadACupcake: *skips off*
Cadenzie: <links arms>
BillyHadACupcake: Follow the blood-stained road!
Cadenzie: Whoo!
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Cadenzie: (Sometimes, I think that we are a wee bit strange.)
BillyHadACupcake: Just a wee bit
Asylum3scapee: Did he shoot you?
BillyHadACupcake: Nah....that's when I took out my knife in Reno, just to stab him in the eye
Asylum3scapee: Well, how did that go?
BillyHadACupcake: The man had a glass eye in Reno; he didn't even cry
BillyHadACupcake: Then he shoved me off a cliff in Reno; just to watch me fly
Asylum3scapee: Messy?
BillyHadACupcake: Quite
BillyHadACupcake: But I think we're done now
BillyHadACupcake: I don't want to try to rhyme 'pie' or 'cacti' or 'succubi'
Asylum3scapee: Well don't.
Asylum3scapee: i would have to shoot you
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Asylum3scapee: Ooh I feel so deliciously white trash. Mommy! I want a mullet!
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BillyHadACupcake: We can be fruit juice addict buddies!
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Asylum3scapee: *Dances around*
Asylum3scapee: *Stops*
Asylum3scapee: *Curls forward slightly and clutches stomach, looking around panicked*
Asylum3scapee: Oh gosh...
Asylum3scapee: oh no...
Asylum3scapee: I don't- I *gluk* don't...
Asylum3scapee: *Sobs*
Asylum3scapee: *Falls to hands and knees*
Asylum3scapee: No no...
Asylum3scapee: *Sobs again and starts crawling towards the fridge, opens, finds OJ and drinks until passing out*
BillyHadACupcake: ....
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BillyHadACupcake: *gets in the mood*
BillyHadACupcake: ...*for quoting!*
Asylum3scapee: .....
Asylum3scapee: *Cries*
Asylum3scapee: You scared me!
OMGWTFBBQ!
Ylarharhargh?
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