OMGWTFBBQ!
Asylum3scapee: Trevor will you really update if we get fifty?
Llama Chieftan: get fifty what?
Asylum3scapee: quotes
BillyHadACupcake: fifty hookers
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: You wish
Asylum3scapee: Not even a hooker
BillyHadACupcake: I already have two here....
Llama Chieftan: i think i have that many in my basement...
Llama Chieftan: i mean
Llama Chieftan: *cough*
Asylum3scapee: ...
BillyHadACupcake: So THAT'S where my hookers went! Thief!
Llama Chieftan: well, gotta keep the business running somehow
Llama Chieftan: sorry
Asylum3scapee: Why do I get this sudden feeling of indescribable fear being in the same chatroom with you two?
BillyHadACupcake: We have that effect on people
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Asylum3scapee: I can't imagine being in an actual room with y'all.
Asylum3scapee: I'm going to have to pack mace
Llama Chieftan: that would be ridiculous
BillyHadACupcake: Even one without doors or windows to escape?
Asylum3scapee: ...
Llama Chieftan: that you have no recollection of entering?
BillyHadACupcake: Teleportation
Llama Chieftan: i was thinking abduction, but that works too
Asylum3scapee: I would never subject myself to such a thing.
BillyHadACupcake: Well no, of course you wouldn't
BillyHadACupcake: That's why we'd force you
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: *cries*
Asylum3scapee: I don't like where this is going...
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Llama Chieftan: we'd abduct you in the most loving way possible though
Asylum3scapee: Oh.
BillyHadACupcake: Of course!
Asylum3scapee: Well that makes everything better!
Llama Chieftan: "are you sure you can breathe with the duct tape over your mouth?"
BillyHadACupcake: "are the cords tied too tight?"
Llama Chieftan: "are the rope bonds too tight?"
Llama Chieftan: HAHAHA
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: Great minds...
Asylum3scapee: Oh my science�
Llama Chieftan: BLARG
Llama Chieftan: it be sleeping time
Asylum3scapee: :'[
Llama Chieftan: shivel all!
Asylum3scapee: shovel Henny!
Asylum3scapee: *hug*
BillyHadACupcake: We kept you up past your beddy bye time
BillyHadACupcake: But I do that a lot I guess
Asylum3scapee: Trevor does that anyway
Asylum3scapee: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Dammit Shady!
BillyHadACupcake: Stop reading my mind!
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BillyHadACupcake: SHADY THE CASTLE IS STARING AT ME AGAIN!
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: Just tell your mom that you're a full-grown man and you need some time alone
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BillyHadACupcake: ...well
Asylum3scapee: Good idea!
Asylum3scapee: *Ties up and throws down well*
BillyHadACupcake: Who, me?
BillyHadACupcake: Kinky
Asylum3scapee: ew.
Asylum3scapee: *Shoves*
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BillyHadACupcake: I think I have a few more quotes out of this.
Asylum3scapee: Oh you definitely do
Asylum3scapee: anything I say is funny
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah, I crack up every time you open your mouth......or move your fingers along a keyboard, at least
BillyHadACupcake: Either way it sounds wrong
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Asylum3scapee: ooh I'm hungry
Asylum3scapee: and have to go to work this morning
Asylum3scapee: ewww
BillyHadACupcake: sucks for you, sucker
BillyHadACupcake: sucky mcsucksuck
Asylum3scapee: ...
BillyHadACupcake: no wait, that's my chinese castle mom
Asylum3scapee: I was about to say
Asylum3scapee: wouldn't it be funny... if every curse you threw out came true.
Asylum3scapee: Like, you're driving and some jerk pulls out into an intersection, almost killing him and you call him an ***hole and he turns into a hotdog or something.
Asylum3scapee: Or a female dog.
Asylum3scapee: He'd probably call you a Sh**head
Asylum3scapee: And then you'd be like Mother F***ER!
Asylum3scapee: And then your mom would appear in the intersection with him
Asylum3scapee: "mom! NOOOO!!!!"
Asylum3scapee: *cough*
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Asylum3scapee: Man, you Henny and I need to get together more.
Asylum3scapee: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah, get together
Asylum3scapee: Don't do it
BillyHadACupcake: Too late :D
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BillyHadACupcake: *pokes the alden*
BillyHadACupcake: get in here
BillyHadACupcake: bitch
BillyHadACupcake: I mean
BillyHadACupcake: lovely person
Llama Chieftan: eh, same thing
Llama Chieftan: that's why rappers use it all the time
Llama Chieftan: they're such nice people
BillyHadACupcake: also known colloquially as an Alden, too
Llama Chieftan: true
BillyHadACupcake: *kicks her*
BillyHadACupcake: GET IN HERE LOVELY PERSON!!!!
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Le Nedla has entered the room.
BillyHadACupcake: YAY
Le Nedla: *late*
Llama Chieftan: good job
BillyHadACupcake: ....You're pregnant???
Llama Chieftan: what?
Le Nedla: Yes
Le Nedla: I am
Llama Chieftan: oh, alden
Llama Chieftan: what have you done now?
BillyHadACupcake: Who's the father?
BillyHadACupcake: Me or henny this time?
Le Nedla: Enriqo
Llama Chieftan: woo!
BillyHadACupcake: Aw man, him again
Le Nedla: the pool boy
Le Nedla: who else?
Llama Chieftan: pff, enriqo is just spanish for "henry"
Le Nedla: why the fuck did I put a q there?
Llama Chieftan: thus, it was me
Le Nedla: anyway
Le Nedla: Um no.
BillyHadACupcake: Henny wins!
Llama Chieftan: haha
Llama Chieftan: *trophy*
Llama Chieftan: wow
Llama Chieftan: we really are too alike
Asylum3scapee: I know.
BillyHadACupcake: Time to change my personality!
Asylum3scapee: Thank gawd.
Llama Chieftan: booo!
BillyHadACupcake: To become even MORE creepy and stalkerish!
Llama Chieftan: excellent!
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BillyHadACupcake: *sha-wing!*
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: Sha wing?
Asylum3scapee: Sounds like an oriental hooker
BillyHadACupcake: Oh, you know her?
Asylum3scapee: yeah
Asylum3scapee: I met your mom a while back
Asylum3scapee: You were there
Asylum3scapee: I can't believe you don�t remember
BillyHadACupcake: No no no
BillyHadACupcake: That's Sho Wang
Asylum3scapee: LMAO
Asylum3scapee: what an excellent hooker name
BillyHadACupcake: It sho is! Haha!
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Llama Chieftan: wait wait wait- what about Blo wang?
BillyHadACupcake: What about him?
Llama Chieftan: wasn't he there too?
BillyHadACupcake: I can't remember
BillyHadACupcake: I never looked down
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Llama Chieftan: maybe there's an amish settlement in BC
Llama Chieftan: you never know
BillyHadACupcake: No, but we do have Mormons!
Asylum3scapee: I love morons!
Asylum3scapee: *Mormons.
Asylum3scapee: ... <.<
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Llama Chieftan: yay freudian slips
BillyHadACupcake: What did he slip on?
BillyHadACupcake: Badum-ching!
Asylum3scapee: I have a mormon girl that works with me.
Asylum3scapee: She comes into work one day and goes "I have my bellybutton pierced. It's against my religion though..."
Llama Chieftan: and apparently you don't think much of her
Asylum3scapee: Lol.
Asylum3scapee: Nah, she's nice
Llama Chieftan: not sure i believe you, but ok
Asylum3scapee: She is nice!
Llama Chieftan: but dumb
Asylum3scapee: well a little. :]
BillyHadACupcake: Mormon girls are generally very nice....
Llama Chieftan: this is what we learn in psychology!
Asylum3scapee: Mostly, yes
Asylum3scapee: Lol
Asylum3scapee: That mormon girls are dumb?
Llama Chieftan: lol
Llama Chieftan: no, about freudian slips
Asylum3scapee: Oh
Asylum3scapee: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: I was going to say....
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Asylum3scapee: I got important news!
Asylum3scapee: I saw a baby bird today. :]
Asylum3scapee: One of the same baby birds that my brother claimed he had fed to his snake and made me cry.
Asylum3scapee: It lives under our deck.
Llama Chieftan: hahaha
Llama Chieftan: wow
Asylum3scapee: And I went out to say hello to it, and it flew into the grass. I looked for it, kind of chasing it, and it goes 'EEP!' and gets quiet. I kind of backed off like 'Uh.... I didn't do it�'
Llama Chieftan: hahaha
Asylum3scapee: But it lived. 'Cause I heard its desperate cries for help later on in the day. :}
Llama Chieftan: and nothing's more reassuring to continued survival than desperate cries of help
Asylum3scapee: Hey, if you can scream loud enough to be heard from upstairs, you're very much alive
Asylum3scapee: Maybe not for long...
Llama Chieftan: exactly
Asylum3scapee: Nah. it was just crying for its mommy
Asylum3scapee: Like Trevor does after he makes love
Asylum3scapee: *Rolls eyes*
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: So?
BillyHadACupcake: Nothing more manly than crying for your mom after making sweet sweet love
Asylum3scapee: ...
Llama Chieftan: or passing out
BillyHadACupcake: Or that
Llama Chieftan: either or
Asylum3scapee: rofl.
Le Nedla: I dont have a boyfriend so it couldn�t be anybody
Le Nedla: *crysob*
BillyHadACupcake: What happened to me?
Llama Chieftan: or it could be a one night stand
BillyHadACupcake: Ooh, yeah, those are fun
Llama Chieftan: mhm
Le Nedla: I�m not that kind of girl
Le Nedla: *cry*
Le Nedla: IMMM NOT THAT GIRRLL
Le Nedla: Gold hair, witha gentle curl
BillyHadACupcake: Well, if you were drunk....
Le Nedla: he could be that boy
Le Nedla: but i�m not that girl!
Le Nedla: every so often we long to steal
Llama Chieftan: ARGH SONG LYRICS
Le Nedla: into the land of what might have been
BillyHadACupcake: *bleeds*
Le Nedla: but that doesn�t soften the ache we feel
BillyHadACupcake: IT BURNS
Le Nedla: when reality sets back in
Le Nedla: blithe smile
Llama Chieftan: you burn blood?
Le Nedla: I grin
Llama Chieftan: o.0
BillyHadACupcake: Yes
BillyHadACupcake: Don't you?
Llama Chieftan: well, if there's nothing else to burn, it'll do in a pinch
Le Nedla: She may win someee
Le Nedla: she wins him
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah, I'm out of pinches, so...
Le Nedla: Hearts leap
Le Nedla: in a giddy whirl...
Llama Chieftan: HOW ARE YOU STILL QUOTING?
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Llama Chieftan: usually i'm a fan of oil or kerosene for flammable liquids
Le Nedla: OMG KEROSENE
BillyHadACupcake: I drank my last gallon of kerosene earlier
Llama Chieftan: lol
BillyHadACupcake: I was thirsty
Le Nedla: Drink down your gin and kerosene!
Le Nedla: Come sit on bridges wittth
Le Nedla: meeeee-ee--eeeeeeeeeeeee!
BillyHadACupcake: Aw dammit, there she goes again
Llama Chieftan: man, did i trigger new song lyrics?
Le Nedla: :D
BillyHadACupcake: Way to go
BillyHadACupcake: Anyone have a gag?
Asylum3scapee: I mean
Asylum3scapee: ew
Asylum3scapee: Sex
Llama Chieftan: lol
BillyHadACupcake: Ew, sex
Llama Chieftan: gross
BillyHadACupcake: Baaaad
Asylum3scapee: Wow
Asylum3scapee: this is so unconvincing coming from you guys
Llama Chieftan: i'm sorry, we'll have to try harder
Llama Chieftan: umm
Llama Chieftan: maybe a puppet show?
Asylum3scapee: �
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
BillyHadACupcake: Everyone loves puppet shows!
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Llama Chieftan: let's make the sex is bad puppet show!
Asylum3scapee: lol
Asylum3scapee: A fundamentalists puppet show.
Asylum3scapee: yay....
Llama Chieftan: pretty much
BillyHadACupcake: *holds up pure virgin puppet*
Asylum3scapee: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: *although her virginity is now in question as she's currently getting ass-raped by my finger*
Asylum3scapee: She's not much virgin if your hand is stuck up her butt, now is she?
Asylum3scapee: Lol
Llama Chieftan: hahaha
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: God
BillyHadACupcake: I'm too alike to both of you!
Llama Chieftan: i know
Asylum3scapee: we're probably all related in some weird way
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Llama Chieftan: shady and i haven't had a moment like that yet though
Asylum3scapee: Yah.
Asylum3scapee: So Trevor's just too much like us
BillyHadACupcake: I'll just leave if you guys want your moment together....
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: No thanks
BillyHadACupcake: Threesome?
Llama Chieftan: ;)
Asylum3scapee: I'll let the virgin puppet be the only one who gets butt-raped tonight
Le Nedla: I was probably moking about
Llama Chieftan: moking?
Le Nedla: *moping
BillyHadACupcake: *mokes*
Le Nedla: sorry
Llama Chieftan: *mokes about*
BillyHadACupcake: Oooh yeah, moke me baby, moke me....
Llama Chieftan: o.0
BillyHadACupcake: ...Get your mind out of the gutter
Llama Chieftan: what the hell else is that supposed to mean?
Le Nedla: Hit me baby one more time
Llama Chieftan: NOOOOOOOOO
BillyHadACupcake: DIE
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Le Nedla: OMG I ACTUALLY REALLY LOVE Dirrty by her too...
BillyHadACupcake: You would
Le Nedla: Its a good dance song
BillyHadACupcake: Your mom is a good dance song
Le Nedla: All I want is youu
BillyHadACupcake: NO
BillyHadACupcake: STOP
Le Nedla: come over here baby
BillyHadACupcake: NOW
BillyHadACupcake: DIE
BillyHadACupcake: DEATH
Le Nedla: all I want is you
BillyHadACupcake: RAWR
BillyHadACupcake: CEASE AND DESIST
Le Nedla: yknow you make me go crazy
Llama Chieftan: i'm in full agreement with trevor
Le Nedla: all i want is you
Le Nedla: Oh baby dont be shy
BillyHadACupcake: NFEIAHGOEBNTONGBNAOB#*%((BF
Le Nedla: you better cross the line!
BillyHadACupcake: *pulls out katana*
Le Nedla: I wanna love you right
BillyHadACupcake: *slashes*
Le Nedla: cause all I want is you
Llama Chieftan: ...to die!
BillyHadACupcake: *in the heart*
BillyHadACupcake: *then the throat*
BillyHadACupcake: *then the head*
BillyHadACupcake: *then the feet*
BillyHadACupcake: *then the stomach*
BillyHadACupcake: *then the throat again, for good measure*
Llama Chieftan: don't forget the appendix!
BillyHadACupcake: ...Hey I think it worked
Le Nedla: Atamaaa kata hiza ashi hiza ashi
BillyHadACupcake: ...Never mnid
Llama Chieftan: lol
Le Nedla: atamaaaa kata hiza ashi
Le Nedla: hizzzaaa ashiii
Llama Chieftan: now she's just spewing blood everywhere
Le Nedla: I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL THE REST BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE
BillyHadACupcake: I think I damaged her vocal chords with those throat slashes
BillyHadACupcake: She's spewing gibberish
Le Nedla: mae toe meme toe kuchi toe hanna
Le Nedla: atama
Llama Chieftan: or japanese
BillyHadACupcake: Same thing
Llama Chieftan: *holds up priest puppet* "Sex is baaaadd....."
Llama Chieftan: "molestation is ok though"
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Asylum3scapee: The castle whore
Asylum3scapee: =Your mom's profession.
Llama Chieftan: trevor's mom's a castle?!
Llama Chieftan: that's so cool!
BillyHadACupcake: I know :D
Asylum3scapee: Lol.
Llama Chieftan: can i patrol her battlements, if you know what i mean?
Asylum3scapee: ...
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BillyHadACupcake: And not only that
BillyHadACupcake: She's a chinese prostitute too, remember?
Asylum3scapee: Chinese castle whore!!
Llama Chieftan: sho wang the chinese castle prostitute?
Asylum3scapee: I'm so gonna call someone that
BillyHadACupcake: "Loser" "Idiot" "Chinese Castle Whore!" "I, uh....what?"
Llama Chieftan: lol
Llama Chieftan: perfect insult
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Asylum3scapee: Don't lag
Asylum3scapee: Oh sweet
Asylum3scapee: No lad
Asylum3scapee: *lag
BillyHadACupcake: No lad?
Asylum3scapee: Not tonight
BillyHadACupcake: Lass this time, is it?
Asylum3scapee: ...
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Llama Chieftan: quick, we have to stop talking about shady behind her back now!
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: *Cries*
Asylum3scapee: I thought you loved me Henry
Llama Chieftan: we were saying nice things!
BillyHadACupcake: Calling you a Chinese Castle Whore is a nice thing, right?
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: Tu Madre.
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Llama Chieftan: tvoya mama
BillyHadACupcake: I'll tvoya your mama!
Le Nedla: OMG IT IS HENNY
Llama Chieftan: i've been here for how long, and just notice me now?
Llama Chieftan: thanks
BillyHadACupcake: OMG IT IS HENRY!
Llama Chieftan: HOLY SHIT!
BillyHadACupcake: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Llama Chieftan: WHERE!?
BillyHadACupcake: THERE!
Llama Chieftan: ZOMG!
BillyHadACupcake: QUICK LOOK!
Llama Chieftan: WAIT...I DON'T SEE HIM
BillyHadACupcake: CAPS LOCK
Llama Chieftan: IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
BillyHadACupcake: YOUR MOM IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
BillyHadACupcake: PWNED
Llama Chieftan: YOUR MOM IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR A WILD NIGHT
Le Nedla: ...
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Le Nedla: well stop at the stoplight
Le Nedla: do drugs on the dashboard
Le Nedla: look at the mess we made tonight
Llama Chieftan: ARRRRRRRRRRGH
Le Nedla: kick off your stillettos
Le Nedla: kick off your stillettos
Le Nedla: AND FUCK ME IN THE BACK SEAT
BillyHadACupcake: ...Okay
Llama Chieftan: ouch
Le Nedla: FUCK ME IN THE BACKSEEATTT
Llama Chieftan: that would hurt
BillyHadACupcake: *fucks you in the backseat*
BillyHadACupcake: I've been waiting years to do that
Llama Chieftan: and now she comes screaming for it to you
BillyHadACupcake: I know, it's like a dream come true
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Le Nedla: What the fuck, do you draw your eyebrows on with a fucking sharpie?
BillyHadACupcake: ...I do, so what?
Llama Chieftan: are you judging him?
Llama Chieftan: that's not very nice
BillyHadACupcake: I'm hurt
BillyHadACupcake: And after all i've done for you!
BillyHadACupcake: ...Mainly in the back seat!
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Le Nedla: OMG NO WAIT
Llama Chieftan: I REFUSE
Llama Chieftan: *leaves*
Asylum3scapee: I'm not a chinese castle whore because then I could very well be related to your mom
Asylum3scapee: and I can't risk being related to you
Asylum3scapee: what would we tell the children?
Llama Chieftan: that would be kind of creepy
BillyHadACupcake: Did we not tell you about the time machine?
Asylum3scapee: Time machine?
BillyHadACupcake: Shady....*heavy breathing* You are my MOTHER!
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: Fantastic.
Asylum3scapee: *Sells*
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BillyHadACupcake: Mommy! *grins and hugs*
Asylum3scapee: ewww
Asylum3scapee: *pries off*
Asylum3scapee: Henry
Llama Chieftan: hmm?
Asylum3scapee: did you want this one for your... erm... collection?
Llama Chieftan: well, he's not chinese, so minus points for that...
Llama Chieftan: i suppose we could do something with makeup...
BillyHadACupcake: :(
Asylum3scapee: Oh stop frowning.
Llama Chieftan: hmm
Llama Chieftan: eh, sure, why not
Asylum3scapee: Great! :D
Asylum3scapee: I'd say he's worth at least two dollars?
Asylum3scapee: Maybe more. He's kinda tall
BillyHadACupcake: two dollah!
Llama Chieftan: that's pushing it
Asylum3scapee: No it's not
BillyHadACupcake: sucky sucky two dollah!
Llama Chieftan: $1.50
Asylum3scapee: $2.00
Asylum3scapee: He's still got a lot of tread on his tires.
Asylum3scapee: He last you long time.
BillyHadACupcake: *lifts up tires and shows*
Llama Chieftan: $1.75
Llama Chieftan: final offer
Asylum3scapee: meh...
Asylum3scapee: I have to feed my kids Henry�
Asylum3scapee: Oh wait
Asylum3scapee: He's my only kid
Llama Chieftan: exactly
Asylum3scapee: Yeah. $1.75
Llama Chieftan: kk
Asylum3scapee: *hands over*
Llama Chieftan: *hands over cash*
Asylum3scapee: Have fun baby
Asylum3scapee: *Goes and buys stiff drink*
BillyHadACupcake: New mommy! *grins and hugs Henny*
Le Nedla: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgyalUd H9uM
Le Nedla: me and torie dancing to it even though you cant really see it
Le Nedla: but
Le Nedla: it was fun
Le Nedla: at four in the morning
BillyHadACupcake: Before I click, one question
BillyHadACupcake: Are you guys fully clothed?
Llama Chieftan: it's too dark to tell
Le Nedla: Well after I take off devins boxers Im wearing up the ass shorts
Le Nedla: just wait till the first
BillyHadACupcake: Soo...not enough to make me click?
Le Nedla: I wanna see your panties drop girl now bit
Llama Chieftan: fraid not
BillyHadACupcake: Well, fortunately I still have those videos we caught of you in the shower somewhere....
Llama Chieftan: oooh!
BillyHadACupcake: Those were great hiding spots for the cameras
Llama Chieftan: share share share!
Le Nedla: if only you could see my mad pelvic thrusts on fuck me in the back seat
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: ew guys
Le Nedla: *reads up*
Llama Chieftan: so now you finally start paying attention to what we're saying
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Le Nedla: I called her on the phone and she touched herself
Le Nedla: she touched herseelff
Le Nedla: she tooouched herself
Le Nedla: I called her on the phone and she touched herself
Le Nedla: I laughed myself to sleeep
Le Nedla: at this rate!
Le Nedla: Ill be screaming for electric chairs
Le Nedla: Im only human with my
Le Nedla: CROSS TO BEARRR
Le Nedla: when she described her underwear
BillyHadACupcake: ...So. Henry.
Le Nedla: I FORGOT ALL THE RULES MY RABI TAUGHT ME IN THE OLD SCHOOL
BillyHadACupcake: How 'bout that weather
Llama Chieftan: yeah
Llama Chieftan: and that sports team
Le Nedla: Youre to young to be this empty girl
BillyHadACupcake: Yep
Le Nedla: I'll prepare you for a
BillyHadACupcake: Good team this year
Llama Chieftan: aren't they swell?
Le Nedla: SICK DARK WORRLD
Le Nedla: I know that you will be my downfall
Le Nedla: but I call
Le Nedla: and I call
BillyHadACupcake: HEY I JUST REMEMBERED THERE'S AN IGNORE BUTTON!
Le Nedla: and I CALLLL
BillyHadACupcake: Sweet
Llama Chieftan: YAY
Le Nedla: ...fuck you
Le Nedla: I had only one line left too
Le Nedla: GUESS I HAVE TO START A NEW SONG
BillyHadACupcake: ...*definitely ignores now*
Asylum3scapee: Haha. Guys. I could never be a mother.
Llama Chieftan: i couldn't either, don't worry
Asylum3scapee: ...
BillyHadACupcake: We know. We heard about the operation.
Asylum3scapee: Shh.
Asylum3scapee: Don't tell alden
Llama Chieftan: why, was she the father?
Asylum3scapee: Lol Henny
Asylum3scapee: She still wants to have an all-girl sleepover
Llama Chieftan: :P
Llama Chieftan: but what would we do?
Llama Chieftan: i mean, we can only lurk outside the windows for so long
Asylum3scapee: You could go.... play soccer?
BillyHadACupcake: Wait, I'm a baby now, right?
BillyHadACupcake: And girls love babies, right?
Llama Chieftan: it'll be dark, we can't see it
BillyHadACupcake: So I could like, cry and whine
BillyHadACupcake: And they'd pick me up and hold me to their chests and stuff
Llama Chieftan: and i would have to be there to take care of him
Asylum3scapee: My window is like, ten feet off the ground. :]
Llama Chieftan: pff, i can do 10 feet
BillyHadACupcake: I'm a monkey baby, I can climb
Asylum3scapee: Monkey baby?!
Asylum3scapee: you callin' me a monkey?
Asylum3scapee: racism!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Llama Chieftan: maybe you got it on with a monkey
Asylum3scapee: Maybe?
Asylum3scapee: Lol
Llama Chieftan: i don't know!
Llama Chieftan: i wasn't there!
Llama Chieftan: you and your bestiality quirks
Asylum3scapee: Yah you know it.
BillyHadACupcake: Well she is an animal after all
Asylum3scapee: First it was redwall and it kept going from there�
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BillyHadACupcake: Stupid arkansas...ian....
BillyHadACupcake: arkansasite?
Llama Chieftan: arkansasese?
Asylum3scapee: Arkansan
Llama Chieftan: that's so lame
Llama Chieftan: wait, you can ignore yourself?
Llama Chieftan: that's so weird
Llama Chieftan: LOL
Llama Chieftan: i can't see what i'm saying!
Llama Chieftan: that's hilarious
Llama Chieftan: rofl
[There was more here, but I had ignored myself too by this point, so I can�t actually see what I�m saying in response.]
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Le Nedla: i gotta go soonigh
Le Nedla: *soonigh
Le Nedla: OMFG
Le Nedla: *soonish
Llama Chieftan: that's pretty soon
548
Le Nedla: shuddafux up
Le Nedla: lol fux
Llama Chieftan: i like fux
Llama Chieftan: like "I'm gunna fux you up"
BillyHadACupcake: "You chinese castle whore"
549
Le Nedla: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEAYje PVElQ
BillyHadACupcake: the link almost spells "pelvic" at the end
Llama Chieftan: lol
Le Nedla: ...except not at all
Llama Chieftan: if you're dyslexic
Le Nedla: do I love you?
Le Nedla: do I hate you?
Le Nedla: do I got a dyslexic heart?
Le Nedla: lol Im a lyrics machine
Le Nedla: I need sleep
BillyHadACupcake: You need a virus
BillyHadACupcake: So it can kill your lyrical superpowers
Llama Chieftan: nice
550
Le Nedla has left the room.
BillyHadACupcake: ...So
BillyHadACupcake: Two guys left in a room
BillyHadACupcake: Alone
Llama Chieftan: it wasn't creepy until you made it so
BillyHadACupcake: LETS BAKE COOKIES!
Llama Chieftan: ALL RIGHT!
Asylum3scapee: I'm a.... ferret
Llama Chieftan: woo!
Llama Chieftan: ferrets own!
BillyHadACupcake: Whoo! Ferretz Gone Wild!
Asylum3scapee: yeah they do.
Asylum3scapee: and that's why we sell them in Pet shops�
BillyHadACupcake: What, Arkansans or ferrets?
Asylum3scapee: Both
BillyHadACupcake: Makes sense
Asylum3scapee: But the Arkansans are usually in the box with the rest of the goldfish
525
Llama Chieftan: vinx and i need to make that video
BillyHadACupcake: And get Shady in on it
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: 'Cause everyone wants to see me naked.
Asylum3scapee: *eyeroll*
BillyHadACupcake: Um
BillyHadACupcake: Two guys here
Asylum3scapee: don't
Asylum3scapee: just don't
Llama Chieftan: you kind of set yourself up for that one, didn't you?
Asylum3scapee: yeah I guess I did.
Asylum3scapee: *sigh*
Llama Chieftan: see, we're teaching you how to think through what you're going to say
Asylum3scapee: Thanks.
Asylum3scapee: This'll really help sometime in life
BillyHadACupcake: For when we kidnap you and put you in that windowless room
Llama Chieftan: yup
Asylum3scapee: great
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Asylum3scapee: Your poor mom
Asylum3scapee: You'll wake up and she'll be a giant hunk of castle with chow mein on her
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