Penis
hyper superducky: haha...some kid found drugs in her happy meal
BillyHadACupcake: Psht, I put drugs in my happy meals all the time
BillyHadACupcake: meth adds a nice mint flavour
hyper superducky: I think by 'mint' you mean stabbing and 'flavour' you mean pain
BillyHadACupcake: Eh, whatever, close enough
552
EpitomeOfWeasel: You know you should TOTALLY write about how hard your life is and how sad and nonconformist you are in your blog
BillyHadACupcake: I should! What a great idea!
EpitomeOfWeasel: Make sure you post it ALL over so people can't escape it
EpitomeOfWeasel: Wouldn't that be a sucky virus?
EpitomeOfWeasel: Instead of having your C Drive deleted...you are forced to download/read whiney blogs everyday
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah, but it wouldn't be that bad....eventually the virus would end up killing itself.
BillyHadACupcake: If it was truly emo, that is
EpitomeOfWeasel: You'd come home and your computer would be leaking electronic fluids
553
BillyHadACupcake: You know, it's too bad the emo gene and the hemophilia gene aren't linked....then whenever an emo kid cut himself, he'd just bleed to death and we'd be rid of him.
BillyHadACupcake: Soon the emophilia gene would be out of our gene pool.
554
hoping for words: i'm trying to fill out this "Designing your Education" thingy
hoping for words: it's asking three people who I admire.
Cadenzie: Okay.
hoping for words: I only have two.
BillyHadACupcake: ME!
Cadenzie: Me!
Cadenzie: Or
Cadenzie: We could answer together.
BillyHadACupcake: We could be one person
Cadenzie: Ha!
BillyHadACupcake: Conjoined twins of the mind
hoping for words: ew.
Cadenzie: 'zactly.
hoping for words: any other suggestions
Le Nedla: hey everbody take your hair and a hair elastic
BillyHadACupcake: *does so*
hyper superducky: Umm
hyper superducky: Trevor
Le Nedla: and divide it in two halves
hyper superducky: On your head
576
Llama Chieftan: how old is he?
hyper superducky: DOES IT MATTER?
Llama Chieftan: well, if he's like, dead, kinda
hyper superducky: I could marry a dead man...right?
577
Llama Chieftan: food time!
Llama Chieftan: shivel!
BillyHadACupcake: *inconsolable in corner again*
Llama Chieftan: lol
BillyHadACupcake: EVERYONE IS LEAVING MEEE
578
Llama Chieftan has left the room.
hyper superducky: Bye, Herny!
hyper superducky: Hahha...herny
hyper superducky: I'M SO HERNY
579
hyper superducky: I'm gonna go too�
BillyHadACupcake: ...*doesn't shed a tear*
hyper superducky: �
BillyHadACupcake: I KID
hyper superducky: Betch.
580
Cadenzie has left the room.
hyper superducky: Adieu!
hyper superducky has left the room.
BillyHadACupcake: OH GOD EVERYONE IS LEAVING I'M GONNA EXPLODE@
BillyHadACupcake: *eats @*
BillyHadACupcake: *explodes*
BillyHadACupcake: *replaces with !*
Le Nedla: hey whats something really weird and sexual?
Le Nedla: quick
BillyHadACupcake: Me?
582
Le Nedla: but he was kidding
Le Nedla: so now hes begging my forgiveness
BillyHadACupcake: Don't give it
BillyHadACupcake: Make him beg for it
BillyHadACupcake: Like
BillyHadACupcake: Dog tricks begging
BillyHadACupcake: With the cookie of forgiveness held above his nose
BillyHadACupcake: Tantalisingly....
583
Asylum3scapee: So i decided
Asylum3scapee: running with a toothbrush in your mouth just isn't a good idea
584
BillyHadACupcake: Shady
BillyHadACupcake: Your profile is the bestest
BillyHadACupcake: It mentions me
EpitomeOfWeasel: Shady
EpitomeOfWeasel: Your profile is the suckage
EpitomeOfWeasel: It doesn't mention me
BillyHadACupcake: Nyah nyah, shady loves me more!
Asylum3scapee: I love you all
Asylum3scapee: I just chose to exploit Trevor
Asylum3scapee: the rest of you can retain your dignity
BillyHadACupcake: You're so sweet. :)
Asylum3scapee: I am
585
Le Nedla: ...So my friend Justin
EpitomeOfWeasel: is a babe?
Le Nedla: is having trouble getting an erection.
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Le Nedla: Like hes seriously worried
Le Nedla: is it bad that I find this fucking hilarious?
BillyHadACupcake: He's talking to you? And he's having trouble?? I don't believe it
Cadenzie: Is there an author you admire?
hoping for words: uh, yea
hoping for words: I mean
hoping for words: I already put down JKR
Cadenzie: Well
Cadenzie: What about Bronte or someone?
Cadenzie: a teacher?
hoping for words: hmmm
BillyHadACupcake: Bush
hoping for words: ...
Cadenzie: ....
hoping for words: trevor, I'm speechless
Cadenzie: Do we slap him, Laura?
BillyHadACupcake: Admit it
hoping for words: no.
hoping for words: we kick
BillyHadACupcake: Republicans FTW!
hoping for words: *kick*
556
BillyHadACupcake: S'raining now
BillyHadACupcake: Raining MEN
BillyHadACupcake: Hallelujah
hoping for words: ooh.
hoping for words: dead or alive ones?
Cadenzie: Are they decomposed?
557
hoping for words: BONJOUR!
Cadenzie: HOLA
Cadenzie: BIENVENUE
hoping for words: CIAO
Cadenzie: NIHAO
Cadenzie: or however you spell it
hoping for words: trevor, get your ass back here.
BillyHadACupcake: I am here
BillyHadACupcake: I just don't feel foreign enough at the moment to say hello
hoping for words: stale eggs!
hyper superducky: TOILET BLADES.
Cadenzie: Random words DO NOT MEAN GOOD QUOTES
559
Cadenzie: Let us pray!
Cadenzie: Dear penguin gods.
Cadenzie: Please bless this chat
Cadenzie: As we come together in this honourable way.
Cadenzie: Amen.
Le Nedla: banananananna batman
560
hoping for words: i was wondering how long you could take it.
Llama Chieftan: that's what she said
561
hyper superducky: Hahah I bet I'll finish DH in 8 hours
hyper superducky: I did it with HBP
Cadenzie: I'll finish it in less, Holly.
hoping for words: i did HBP in SIX.
Cadenzie: I did HBP in less than six.
hoping for words: so there.
Cadenzie: /me highfives Laura.
Llama Chieftan: i did it in 2 minutes
Llama Chieftan: so there
hyper superducky: Ooooh
Cadenzie: Shut up, Henny. :P
hyper superducky: Henry pwned us all
hyper superducky: Did you just read the end?
Cadenzie: Dude, my mom always reads the end.
Llama Chieftan: it's called "skimming"
562
Le Nedla: ...I totally saw a pawn shop the other day
Le Nedla: but thought it said
Le Nedla: pwn shop
Le Nedla: and got way to excited...
563
hyper superducky: "And then, coming crawling out of a smouldering toilet, a pudgy little man does a naked strip tease, writes his name in phlegm on the walls, then skips away"
EpitomeOfWeasel: Like he has erectial disfunction...
EpitomeOfWeasel: and it's not putting the "fun" in "disfunction"
587
BillyHadACupcake: ...Just for the record, I'm having nooo problems with it in a chatroom of three gorgeous girls
BillyHadACupcake: No problem at all
BillyHadACupcake: :)
588
BillyHadACupcake: ...HAHAHA, our names on the side of the chat window, if you read the first letter of each sn, spells BALE
BillyHadACupcake: I find that amusing
EpitomeOfWeasel: I thought that said "Bible" for a second
BillyHadACupcake: �That'd be pretty cool
EpitomeOfWeasel: Yes
EpitomeOfWeasel: I agree
EpitomeOfWeasel: I agree mcshmee
EpitomeOfWeasel: holla?
BillyHadACupcake: We need an I and another B though
EpitomeOfWeasel: and no A?
EpitomeOfWeasel: Ok so Shady...out
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
BillyHadACupcake: Bye Shady
589
BillyHadACupcake: WINK!
EpitomeOfWeasel: WINK!
BillyHadACupcake: SMILE
EpitomeOfWeasel: GRIN!
BillyHadACupcake: KISSKISS
BillyHadACupcake: FOOTINMOUTH
EpitomeOfWeasel: MONEYMOUTHORSOMETHINGWTFIDUNNO
EpitomeOfWeasel: TONGUEOUTY
BillyHadACupcake: Brb, I need a cold shower...
BillyHadACupcake: Okay, not really, but brb anyway
EpitomeOfWeasel: ...*cries*
Asylum3scapee: uhm so
BillyHadACupcake: Don't cry little one! The Trevor hath returned!
Asylum3scapee: ...
EpitomeOfWeasel: ...
EpitomeOfWeasel: *cries harder*
BillyHadACupcake: ...
591
Asylum3scapee: So I ate part of my toothbrush
Asylum3scapee: I'm here reading stuff, brushin mah teefs and the bristles all fall out in my mouth
Asylum3scapee: it was grosses
EpitomeOfWeasel: Mmm
Asylum3scapee: So yeah
EpitomeOfWeasel: Dancing?
Asylum3scapee: Let's
Asylum3scapee: *dances*
592
Asylum3scapee: You are such an idiot
BillyHadACupcake: You love me
EpitomeOfWeasel: We love idiots, don't we
EpitomeOfWeasel: Tiny
EpitomeOfWeasel: BUT
EpitomeOfWeasel: extends to a full-size tampon
EpitomeOfWeasel: with a built-in backup skirt
EpitomeOfWeasel: oooooohh
EpitomeOfWeasel: There's a Sparta NJ?
BillyHadACupcake: ...
EpitomeOfWeasel: Sorry to um...scar you all away
Asylum3scapee: scar
Asylum3scapee: That's the word
EpitomeOfWeasel: HARRY POTTER LOL
Asylum3scapee: ....
BillyHadACupcake: My tragic, heroic death to save harry
BillyHadACupcake: 'Cause it's just what I'd do
BillyHadACupcake: Well
BillyHadACupcake: Not for Harry
hoping for words: exactly.
BillyHadACupcake: Maybe a hot girl
hoping for words: maybe for a naked ginny
BillyHadACupcake: Ginny isn't hot
hyper superducky: She's cuuute
BillyHadACupcake: Cute, yes
BillyHadACupcake: Not hot
hoping for words: anyone in HP hot?
BillyHadACupcake: Draco
BillyHadACupcake: *drool*
565
hoping for words: lucius is hotter.
hyper superducky: lol
BillyHadACupcake: ...creep
hoping for words: and way more awesome.
BillyHadACupcake: Dumbledore is the hottest
hyper superducky: I find Seamus electrifying
hoping for words: DUMBLEDORE IS HAWT
566
BillyHadACupcake: I'm in love with a cadaver
BillyHadACupcake: Why is he so cold to me though?
567
BillyHadACupcake: 1-800-TREVOR-IS-HOT
hyper superducky: 1-800-GROW-SOME-BALLS
hyper superducky: 1-800-GROW-A-PECKER
Cadenzie: 1-800-PRAY-TO-PENGUINS
Llama Chieftan: no, no, no, 1-800-SEX-DDCC
Cadenzie: FOR YOU ALL YOUR SPIRITUAL NEEDCS
Llama Chieftan: are you saying penises are spiritual?
hoping for words: ...
hyper superducky: ....
Llama Chieftan: it does make sense though
Llama Chieftan: "oh god!"
BillyHadACupcake: �
hyper superducky: So my friend wants to write a fantasy novel
Llama Chieftan: nice subtle change of topic
EpitomeOfWeasel: doncha wish YOUR girlfriend was hot like me?
EpitomeOfWeasel: .....
Asylum3scapee: no thanks
EpitomeOfWeasel: -_-
EpitomeOfWeasel: way to shatter my dreams
Asylum3scapee: I LIK MY GIRLFRIEND THE WAY SHE IS, OTAY?!
EpitomeOfWeasel: U R IN DENIAL GRRLLL
Asylum3scapee: NO IM NOT
Asylum3scapee: I LUV HURR
594
BillyHadACupcake: AHH
BillyHadACupcake: Doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like I
BillyHadACupcake: there's an implied "am" there
BillyHadACupcake: It's I, not me
BillyHadACupcake: I hate that song for that reason
EpitomeOfWeasel: ....
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: You're just jealous
Asylum3scapee: 'cause U aren't hot lyke our girlfriendzzz
595
BillyHadACupcake: alright
BillyHadACupcake: so
BillyHadACupcake: lets get this chat back on the road
BillyHadACupcake: vroooom!
EpitomeOfWeasel: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE
596
Asylum3scapee: henny is like hunny
Asylum3scapee: I like hunny it's tasty
EpitomeOfWeasel: HENNYHUNNY
Llama Chieftan: always sweet and delicious?
EpitomeOfWeasel: I put henny on toast?
EpitomeOfWeasel: or in tea when I'm sick?
EpitomeOfWeasel: Is that wrong/
Llama Chieftan: the wrong part is that I get soggy
Llama Chieftan: then it's gross
EpitomeOfWeasel: ...you're made by bees?
Llama Chieftan: ....maybe...
EpitomeOfWeasel: SCANDALOUS
BillyHadACupcake: ...bzzz
Llama Chieftan: daddy?!
hyper superducky: He was looking for cool names for a female character
hyper superducky: I totally gave him Vinxliyar
hyper superducky: :P
BillyHadACupcake: Miss Hottness
BillyHadACupcake: Slutty McCrackwhore
Llama Chieftan: i have to say i'm a fan of trevor's ideas
569
Cadenzie: You're being subversive, Holly.
Cadenzie: TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH MORGAN
hyper superducky: Well�
hyper superducky: What else would I do?
BillyHadACupcake: Party like it's 1999!
570
Llama Chieftan: i like to announce that i am now a "drama llama"
571
hyper superducky: anyone else have unlimited texts?
Llama Chieftan: nope
hoping for words: no
BillyHadACupcake: YES
hyper superducky: GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER NOWW.
BillyHadACupcake: Actually I'm lying
BillyHadACupcake: Im don
BillyHadACupcake: blah
BillyHadACupcake: I don't even have a cell
hyper superducky: That's what you get
hyper superducky: For lying
572
Le Nedla: bowchickawowow.
BillyHadACupcake: Dammit
BillyHadACupcake: Alden and Mary's names are the same colour
BillyHadACupcake: So I thought Mary said "bowchickawowow"
BillyHadACupcake: Which would've been hilarious
Cadenzie: ....
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: If he's your daddy, I think I might be your mom
Asylum3scapee: eeeeeh jk.
Asylum3scapee: so uhm
Llama Chieftan: o.0
598
Asylum3scapee: you know what i think?
Llama Chieftan: what?
Asylum3scapee: i think I have a headache
BillyHadACupcake: I think I...have...a toenail
BillyHadACupcake: Somewhere
Llama Chieftan: i might have a couple
Llama Chieftan: i can lend you some if you run out
BillyHadACupcake: I'm fine for now, but thanks
599
BillyHadACupcake: HAHA
BillyHadACupcake: Now our names on the right spell BALL
Llama Chieftan: actually it's "ABLL"
Llama Chieftan: but I guess it puts your name first
Asylum3scapee: abll
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
Asylum3scapee: like apple when you have a sinus infection
BillyHadACupcake: ...lol
BillyHadACupcake: That took me a second to get
Asylum3scapee: lol
Llama Chieftan: ....i don't get it
BillyHadACupcake: abll
Llama Chieftan: unless, it's general mispronounciation
Asylum3scapee: Pinch your nose closed and say apple
Llama Chieftan: ...teehee
Asylum3scapee: see?
600
Llama Chieftan: also, this is really weird
Asylum3scapee: Why?
Llama Chieftan: (unrelated)
BillyHadACupcake: Your mom is unrelated
BillyHadACupcake: To you!
BillyHadACupcake: Oh!
hyper superducky: He has a stache!
hyper superducky: I want one...
Le Nedla: ...no you dont.
Le Nedla: because nairing it is a bitch.
hyper superducky: O_o
Llama Chieftan: pff, goatees are so much better
Cadenzie: No
Cadenzie: Long flowing beards.
Cadenzie: White.
hyper superducky: Peach Fuzz!
BillyHadACupcake: ...Creepy
hyper superducky: <3
574
hoping for words: ok.
hoping for words: I gotta go.
hoping for words: sadly.
Cadenzie: Eyb, Laura.
Llama Chieftan: noooo
Cadenzie: <hugs>
BillyHadACupcake: NO LAURA DON'T LEEAVE MEEE!
BillyHadACupcake: shivel!
Llama Chieftan: shivel!
hyper superducky: byeee
hoping for words: bye!
BillyHadACupcake: *goes to cry in corner*
BillyHadACupcake: *mourning loss of Laura*
Llama Chieftan: aww, it's ok trevor
Llama Chieftan: there, there
BillyHadACupcake: It'll never be okay ever again!
BillyHadACupcake: *sob*
hoping for words has left the room.
BillyHadACupcake: Okay, she's gone now
BillyHadACupcake: *comes out of corner*
BillyHadACupcake: I should go to Hollywood
OMGWTFBBQ!
(Or hit the backspace button!)
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