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Llama Chieftan: like, a metric fuckton
Llama Chieftan: which is a scientific unit
Asylum3scapee: metric fucktion?
Llama Chieftan: no, that's something entirely different
Asylum3scapee: fuckton?
Llama Chieftan: fuckton =/= fucktion
Asylum3scapee: I'm so confused
Llama Chieftan: you typoed it
Llama Chieftan: but now it's just a really really dirty word
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Asylum3scapee: OKAY DUDE
Asylum3scapee: DUDE LISTEN UP
Llama Chieftan: *listens down*
BillyHadACupcake: *listens...sideways*
Llama Chieftan: if only alden was here
Llama Chieftan: she would have to do some interesting listening
Asylum3scapee: she could listen front
Asylum3scapee: but listen
BillyHadACupcake: NO
BillyHadACupcake: I REFUSE
BillyHadACupcake: *plugs ears*
Llama Chieftan: YOU'RE DENYING MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS
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Llama Chieftan: http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/canadaameri cashat/male
Llama Chieftan: i'm sure trevor will find that amusing
BillyHadACupcake: I do
Asylum3scapee: lol
BillyHadACupcake: The funniest part though
BillyHadACupcake: Is the only shirt sizes sold out
BillyHadACupcake: Are XXL and XXXL
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Llama Chieftan: it's a t-shirt
Llama Chieftan: that just says "dikfore"
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: If you just moved the R
BillyHadACupcake: It could be Dirk Foe
Llama Chieftan: *pssst...you're supposed to ask "what's a dikfore?"*
Llama Chieftan: *then we all laugh*
BillyHadACupcake: Oh
BillyHadACupcake: What's a dikfore?
Asylum3scapee: Lol
Llama Chieftan: *laugh*
BillyHadACupcake: Don't anger me
BillyHadACupcake: I'm Satan remember
Asylum3scapee: What're you going to do?
Asylum3scapee: internet-rape me?
BillyHadACupcake: *internet-rapes you*
BillyHadACupcake: Yep
Asylum3scapee: Oh no!
Asylum3scapee: Oh no1
Asylum3scapee: I've been physically violated by something I could have turned off all by myself!
Asylum3scapee: Oh noes11!!!
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Asylum3scapee: I'm just heartless
BillyHadACupcake: We know
BillyHadACupcake: Everyones all like
BillyHadACupcake: 'Geez shady, you're so heartless, why can't you be more caring like Trevor over here?"
Asylum3scapee: Tch...
Asylum3scapee: Just something I have to live with I guess.
Asylum3scapee: maybe one day a heart will spring forth in my chest like...
Asylum3scapee: a springy... thing
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah...
BillyHadACupcake: Exactly...
Asylum3scapee: A spring
Asylum3scapee: lol
Asylum3scapee: Springs have pointed edges
Asylum3scapee: lmao
Asylum3scapee: that was so pointless
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah, time for sleepies
Asylum3scapee: just like a spring
Asylum3scapee: no but i meant...
Asylum3scapee: yeah bedtiime
Asylum3scapee: Call me if something major changes your life besides sports
Asylum3scapee: Oh wait
Asylum3scapee: you can't
Asylum3scapee: bwaha
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Asylum3scapee: --- --- ---- just in case
Asylum3scapee: ;]
Asylum3scapee: Talk to you tomorrow hopefully.
BillyHadACupcake: Never know, might be an emergency
Asylum3scapee: Mhm. One that I can fix from way over here...
BillyHadACupcake: "Hello?" "SHADY! SHADY! EMERGENCY!"
BillyHadACupcake: "ARGENTINA LOST!!!"
BillyHadACupcake: "I DUNNO WHAT TO DO!"
Asylum3scapee: "I"LL BE RIGHT THAR"
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BillyHadACupcake has entered the room.
Asylum3scapee: Lauraaaaaaaa
Asylum3scapee: Woah
Asylum3scapee: I said laura not trevor
BillyHadACupcake: *laura*
Llama Chieftan: common typo
BillyHadACupcake: ZOMG HARRY POTTER
Asylum3scapee: ...not again
Llama Chieftan: oh no
Llama Chieftan: don't start it again
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: I was being Laura
hoping for words: heeeeeyyy
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Asylum3scapee: ew
Asylum3scapee: football
Llama Chieftan: booo
Llama Chieftan: football's lame
BillyHadACupcake: Canadian rules football is actually good
Llama Chieftan: porn > football
BillyHadACupcake: ...But I agree
BillyHadACupcake: porn > football
Llama Chieftan: lol
Llama Chieftan: and there we have it
Llama Chieftan: http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/jerseygirls/male
BillyHadACupcake: ...and again, the most sold size is XXXL
Asylum3scapee: They're all from JERSEY OKAY?!
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Asylum3scapee: So I have a lei now
Asylum3scapee: and tomorrow I'll probably see one of my pastor's kids
Asylum3scapee: and I'm so putting it on his neck and telling people I leid the pastor's kid
BillyHadACupcake: I leid almost my entire grade 7 class at my birthday one year�
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Llama Chieftan: hmm, i can't find the original
Llama Chieftan: wait
Llama Chieftan: we might have a winner
BillyHadACupcake: Ooh, is it me?
BillyHadACupcake: I like winning
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BillyHadACupcake: Shady, you has a nice flavour
Asylum3scapee: i has nice flavour?
BillyHadACupcake: Yes
Asylum3scapee: how would you know?
BillyHadACupcake: ... :)
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: Awkward
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Asylum3scapee: I'd be really mad at you if you came all the way to Arkansas just to lick me one night and didn't hang out with me before you wnet back
Asylum3scapee: I might not talk to you anymore
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Asylum3scapee: I gorra go in a sekond
BillyHadACupcake: Nooo! They be stealin my Shadyz!
Asylum3scapee: the clashing of muscly, sweaty bodies of men after one thing...
Asylum3scapee: Well I guess it ain't that bad
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Asylum3scapee: btw, your epictures of costa rice are awesome laura!
BillyHadACupcake: costa rice
BillyHadACupcake: Is it better than normal rice?
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Asylum3scapee: http://www.davestravelcorner.com/photos/ne pal/Katmandu-Naked-Man.jpg
Asylum3scapee: here trev
BillyHadACupcake: ...do I wanna click that?
hoping for words: I'm not.
hoping for words: I don't trust any links right now
BillyHadACupcake: well
BillyHadACupcake: It's from Shady
BillyHadACupcake: It should be okay...
Llama Chieftan: meh, you can't see anything
Llama Chieftan: i've seen goatse, i'm immune to all else
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BillyHadACupcake: I once saw....stuff
Asylum3scapee has left the room.
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Llama Chieftan: lol
Llama Chieftan: shady was offended by your vision of stuff
hoping for words: clearly
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
Asylum3scapee has left the room.
Llama Chieftan: ...twice
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BillyHadACupcake: ...sorry I was so graphic guys
Llama Chieftan: i was on the verge of leaving too
BillyHadACupcake: I'll be more conservative in the future
hoping for words: wait.
hoping for words: did Trevor just apologize...
hoping for words: for being graphic?
Llama Chieftan: 0.0
hoping for words: what is happening in this world?
BillyHadACupcake: It's all been a lie
BillyHadACupcake: I'm actually a good little Christian boy
hoping for words: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Just ask blaise
hoping for words: *is now hanging from the ceiling.*
BillyHadACupcake: ALDEN COME BACK
BillyHadACupcake: maybe we need to IM her constantly and annoyingly
Llama Chieftan: the best method to solve any problem
Llama Chieftan: that's why trolls are so well respected on t3h interwebz
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BillyHadACupcake: ...This is no fun without Alden or someone here to mock mercilessly
BillyHadACupcake: Geez, she's so inconsiderate of us
Llama Chieftan: i know, really
Llama Chieftan: some people
Llama Chieftan: just so thoughtless
BillyHadACupcake: *shakes head in disdain*
BillyHadACupcake: Shame on them
BillyHadACupcake: Shaaame
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BillyHadACupcake: Right
BillyHadACupcake: So
BillyHadACupcake: Anyways
BillyHadACupcake: I'm going to go now
Llama Chieftan: alright
BillyHadACupcake: Maybe go off on an adventure
Llama Chieftan: sounds exciting
Llama Chieftan: slay some dragons for me
BillyHadACupcake: Fight some dragons, save some damsels
BillyHadACupcake: All that fun stuff
Llama Chieftan: lol
BillyHadACupcake: �
BillyHadACupcake: STOP READING MY MIND!
BillyHadACupcake: YOU"RE ALL DOING IT NOW!
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Asylum3scapee: *hump*
Auto Response from Llama Chieftan: For Great Justice!
Asylum3scapee: *Jump
Asylum3scapee: whoops
Asylum3scapee: Hump for great justice, lol.
Llama Chieftan: LOL
Llama Chieftan: awesome typo
Asylum3scapee: You and Trevor are pretty much team Justice then, aren't you?
Llama Chieftan: yeah pretty much
Llama Chieftan: we are law
Asylum3scapee: Lol
Asylum3scapee: That goes along with Morgan's away-message "Make awkward sexual advances, not war"
BillyHadACupcake: So guys
BillyHadACupcake: How 'bout that fantastic job Bush has been doing, eh?
BillyHadACupcake: We get to stay in Iraq longer! Yeehaw!
Llama Chieftan: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OUR TREVOR?!
BillyHadACupcake: Do you know what animal I really hate?
BillyHadACupcake: The quokka
hoping for words: oh my god.
hoping for words: we need backup, Henny.
hoping for words: now.
Llama Chieftan: i agree
Llama Chieftan: quokkas suck
BillyHadACupcake: Mmm, but I LOVE cheese!
BillyHadACupcake: Hate jello though
hoping for words: HEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Llama Chieftan: i dunno, i kinda like the new trevor
Llama Chieftan: cept for the conservative part
BillyHadACupcake: And pirates vs ninjas?
BillyHadACupcake: Totally cowboys
Llama Chieftan: alright, now he's done it
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Llama Chieftan: NINJAS FOREVER
BillyHadACupcake: COWBOYS!
BillyHadACupcake: LIKE MY HERO, BUSH!
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Asylum3scapee has left the room.
Llama Chieftan: ....
Llama Chieftan: and she leaves for a third time
hoping for words: this is when I know it's time to leave the chat.
Llama Chieftan: clearly, you�re still being offensive
hoping for words has left the room.
BillyHadACupcake: OKAY OKAY I"LL STOP I"M SORRY! COME BACK SHADY!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: And Laura
BillyHadACupcake: Maybe
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Llama Chieftan: ...
Llama Chieftan: why do we always get left with alden?
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: Fate is trying to tell us something
BillyHadACupcake: ...threesome
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Asylum3scapee: I'm looking at animal pictures
BillyHadACupcake: ...they're not pictures from missouri, are they?
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: ew.
Asylum3scapee: Yeah but so i'm kinda like sorta house sitting
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: Wow I feel uneducated
BillyHadACupcake: ...Lol
Asylum3scapee: Did I spell onedcuaed wrong?
Asylum3scapee: Holy crap
Asylum3scapee: lmao
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Asylum3scapee: *rollfing*
Asylum3scapee: LMAO
BillyHadACupcake: At this rate we'll have another page of quotes soon...
Asylum3scapee: rofl waffle
Asylum3scapee: rollfing sounds so..... dirty and sessual
Asylum3scapee: lol sessual
Asylum3scapee: eh ah gawd
Asylum3scapee: *mah
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Calm down, take a deep breath, and look at the keyboard as you type
Asylum3scapee: I need to quit tlaking, dn't I?
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: yah
Asylum3scapee: i do
BillyHadACupcake: Not arguing
Asylum3scapee: YOU"D BETTER NOT ARGUE WITH ME YOUNG MAN!!!
BillyHadACupcake: ...You....you spelled every word right there
BillyHadACupcake: Congrats!
Asylum3scapee: yeah I did. I'm amazing
Asylum3scapee: I'm speling things reight!
Asylum3scapee: oh shiza
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Asylum3scapee: haha
Asylum3scapee: gag
Asylum3scapee: outlout
Asylum3scapee: *loud
Asylum3scapee: yah it's time to go
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
Asylum3scapee: ttyl dood
BillyHadACupcake: Adios amigo
Asylum3scapee: BE ONE TONIGHT OR I KILLZ YOOH
Asylum3scapee: *ON
Asylum3scapee: BIZNITCH
Asylum3scapee: kthxb
Asylum3scapee: i
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
Asylum3scapee: shut upu
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee signed off at 3:40:25 PM.
BillyHadACupcake: I are shoes
BillyHadACupcake: Wear me
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Asylum3scapee: I don't think you'll ever get that lucky.
Asylum3scapee: Sorry
BillyHadACupcake: Damnit
BillyHadACupcake: Foiled again
Asylum3scapee: Next time try plastic wrap
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: I hate you
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BillyHadACupcake: If I wasn't an emotional robot, I'd cry
hyper superducky: *pats* yeah...you're an icy bitch.
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BillyHadACupcake: Not icy
BillyHadACupcake: I'm warm ish
BillyHadACupcake: Body heat and all
hyper superducky: nah...definitely an ice queen. inside and out
BillyHadACupcake: Well, I do like to do The Ice Tongue when making out...
hyper superducky: ow.
BillyHadACupcake: Chicks dig it
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BillyHadACupcake: ...Chicks dig it, I swear
hyper superducky: stop harming those poor winged creatures
BillyHadACupcake: But they're so tiny and fluffy!
BillyHadACupcake: When they squeal and chirp in agony...it's just so satisfying!
hyper superducky: *backs away*
hyper superducky: no more petting zoos
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BillyHadACupcake: Now who's the icy bitch
BillyHadACupcake: Or just the bitch
hyper superducky: saving innocent chicks?
hyper superducky: how does that qualify as being an icy bitch?
BillyHadACupcake: You're not letting me have my fun
BillyHadACupcake: *throws ice at you* And now you're icy
Asylum3scapee: what's new?
BillyHadACupcake: Absolutely everything
BillyHadACupcake: My whole life just changed
Asylum3scapee: yeah?
Asylum3scapee: what happened?
BillyHadACupcake: Argentina beat Chile at soccer
Asylum3scapee: lol...
Asylum3scapee: good or bad?
BillyHadACupcake: Bad, I was hoping for Chile :(
Asylum3scapee: Oh.
Asylum3scapee: I'm sorry darling
Asylum3scapee: *huggle*
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Asylum3scapee: OH MY GAWD.
Asylum3scapee: BEASTIALITY ISN"T ILLEGAL IN MISSOURI
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: I found my place to live
Asylum3scapee: I LIVE TEN MINUTES FROM THE MISSOURI BORDER
Asylum3scapee: OH MY SWEET BABY JESUS
Asylum3scapee: !!!!!!!!!!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: You seem...too excited
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BillyHadACupcake: I need sleep
Asylum3scapee: but you need me
BillyHadACupcake: ...so come to bed then
BillyHadACupcake: simple solution
BillyHadACupcake: everyone wins
Asylum3scapee: I was almost going to write *comes* but
Asylum3scapee: go to bed
Asylum3scapee: don't quote that
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Asylum3scapee: real gross
BillyHadACupcake: too late :D
hyper superducky: so...are you going to make me a bitch now?
hyper superducky: *raises eyebrow*
BillyHadACupcake: Been there, done that
BillyHadACupcake: Or have you forgotten last night so easily?
hyper superducky: well, daterape drugs do that to you
BillyHadACupcake: True
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Asylum3scapee: Where you there when I went through that 'I want a ferret' stage?
Asylum3scapee: It went on like, a whole year. I researched them, all the stuff I would need, all the room I would need down the the very brand
BillyHadACupcake: I might've been
BillyHadACupcake: Your pet preference seems to change
Asylum3scapee: lol
Asylum3scapee: c'mon, it couldn't have change that much
Asylum3scapee: it was like...
Asylum3scapee: horse.
Asylum3scapee: ferret
Asylum3scapee: cat
Asylum3scapee: bunny
Asylum3scapee: dog(for a little while)
Asylum3scapee: snake
Asylum3scapee: saltwater fish tank
Asylum3scapee: which means
Asylum3scapee: fishies
Asylum3scapee: an eagle
Asylum3scapee: a boyfriend
Asylum3scapee: liz jones
Asylum3scapee: yeah so
Asylum3scapee: maybe it has changed
Asylum3scapee: But not very badly
Asylum3scapee: I mean, those are all normal animals?
Asylum3scapee: Oh
Asylum3scapee: but it would be kickin if I could have an octopus
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Asylum3scapee: I has a chat
Asylum3scapee: nooo they be killinz mah chat
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Asylum3scapee: And 'member, if you committed suicide, you'd ruin my life. :]
BillyHadACupcake: ...It'd ruin mine a little too
Asylum3scapee: I'm happy
Asylum3scapee: WUESS WHY
Asylum3scapee: *GUESS
BillyHadACupcake: *wuesses*
Asylum3scapee: wuess
BillyHadACupcake: is it because you cnat tpye?
Asylum3scapee: shuttup
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Asylum3scapee: That sounds really scary
Asylum3scapee: cornered
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
Asylum3scapee: Like dumb fluffy sheep
Asylum3scapee: are you calling me dumb and hairy?
Asylum3scapee: gee, thanks
BillyHadACupcake: Yes
Asylum3scapee: Oh wow
Asylum3scapee: how blunt
Asylum3scapee: *cry*
BillyHadACupcake: But also warm and fluffy!
Asylum3scapee: lol
Asylum3scapee: Warm and fluffly
BillyHadACupcake: ...but also smelly
Asylum3scapee: ....
BillyHadACupcake: and you eat grass and stuff
Asylum3scapee: Could be a bunny too
Asylum3scapee: I like bunnies
Asylum3scapee: Rabbit bunnies
BillyHadACupcake: You have yellow teeth and you're frightened at the smallest sound?
Asylum3scapee: lol
Asylum3scapee: yes, thanks
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Asylum3scapee: Just like lefties and fundies
BillyHadACupcake: I love our cute little nicknames
Asylum3scapee: lol
BillyHadACupcake: fundies and lefties
BillyHadACupcake: makes 'em sound like a kids gang or something
Asylum3scapee: 'ies' takes the ferociousness out of it all
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