:O
Asylum3scapee: Omgwtfbbq!
Asylum3scapee: That's what chickens sound like
652
Le Nedla: I HAVE A SHIRT THAT SAYS MY FAVORITE BANDZ NAME
Le Nedla: "all time low"
Le Nedla: it says
Le Nedla: "All time low PWNS"
EpitomeOfWeasel: hehehehehehehe
BillyHadACupcake: I have a shirt
BillyHadACupcake: I just never wear it
EpitomeOfWeasel: I have several
BillyHadACupcake: I also have pants somewhere...
EpitomeOfWeasel: ...
EpitomeOfWeasel: wow
EpitomeOfWeasel: Canada
EpitomeOfWeasel: is just
EpitomeOfWeasel: wow
653
Asylum3scapee: I wish henny were here because our conversation started with a/s/l earlier
BillyHadACupcake: I have all Henny all tied up right now, sorry
BillyHadACupcake: And he just WON'T STOP SHOUTING!
BillyHadACupcake: Brb, gotta gag him
Asylum3scapee: ....
BillyHadACupcake: Ahh, much better
EpitomeOfWeasel: ....
BillyHadACupcake: I am so confused
Le Nedla: y ru so confus3d?
BillyHadACupcake: Mainly over the question of whether those are song lyrics, or if Alden is actually talking in a chat
Le Nedla: i 4m t4lk1n t3h 3nglias!
Llama Chieftan: i was definitely with you on the song lyrics for a while
BillyHadACupcake: I thought someone had finally written a song in leet
Le Nedla: b1t3 m3h
BillyHadACupcake: *b1t3z u*
Le Nedla: oh3mg33
Le Nedla: f1rst mah pupp3h!
Le Nedla: n0w m3h!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BillyHadACupcake: Don't make me b1t3 anything else of yours, Alden
BillyHadACupcake: 'Cause I'll do it
Le Nedla: u l2 t3h 5uxx0rzz
677
BillyHadACupcake: Each word takes valuable seconds, sometimes minutes, to translate...
Le Nedla: n00b.
BillyHadACupcake: stfu
BillyHadACupcake: l0z3r
678
Le Nedla: oh em gee
Le Nedla: *still has nedlafont*
BillyHadACupcake: loser
Le Nedla: W41T
Le Nedla: 1 sl1pp3d 0wt of l33t!
BillyHadACupcake: HAH
Le Nedla: I h4ve f41l3d
BillyHadACupcake: I flavoured the rag
EpitomeOfWeasel: ...
BillyHadACupcake: He's contently licking away now
Le Nedla: �I thought you would be gagging him with something else.
BillyHadACupcake: EW ALDEN GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER
Le Nedla: :D
BillyHadACupcake: Anyway, enough about Henny. How are all of you?
655
EpitomeOfWeasel: Oy
Asylum3scapee: Yo
EpitomeOfWeasel: yo yo
EpitomeOfWeasel: ya mom's a ho
Le Nedla: yo yo yo three eggs and a toe?
EpitomeOfWeasel: Yo yo yo I drive back-hoes
BillyHadACupcake: ...weirdos
656
BillyHadACupcake: Shady, when exactly did we start dating?
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: never?
Asylum3scapee: <.<
Asylum3scapee: >.>
BillyHadACupcake: ...Am I freaking you out?
Asylum3scapee: A little
657
BillyHadACupcake: I'm actually a fat 40-year old truck driver who makes you laugh
BillyHadACupcake: Man, we're like, connected
EpitomeOfWeasel: Maybe you guys should meet up sometime
EpitomeOfWeasel: Ya know
EpitomeOfWeasel: get an ice cream
EpitomeOfWeasel: rape him in the back of your truck
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
EpitomeOfWeasel: get to know him better an' stuff
BillyHadACupcake: Become good friends
BillyHadACupcake: Anyways
EpitomeOfWeasel: You guys can come back now
Asylum3scapee: ....
Llama Chieftan: where'd she go?
BillyHadACupcake: I ate her
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: *ated*
Llama Chieftan: how's it in dirk's belly?
Asylum3scapee: Full of stuff...
Asylum3scapee: That I don't even want to describe
Asylum3scapee: it probably belongs to you though
680
Le Nedla: 1 lyk r41nb0wz
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Scary
BillyHadACupcake: I go away for three seconds
BillyHadACupcake: And the castlewhore is back, Shady's in my stomach, and Alden is showing gay pride
Le Nedla: ur t3h g41 wun.
Le Nedla: d3ck.
681
BillyHadACupcake: Well
BillyHadACupcake: At one point I recall you were my mom
BillyHadACupcake: But you sold me
Asylum3scapee: ...so I'm not your mom
Asylum3scapee: I never was�
Asylum3scapee: <.<
Asylum3scapee: >.>
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Of course
BillyHadACupcake: *hides DNA test*
682
Asylum3scapee: *cries*
Asylum3scapee: I just don't want to know who could have fathered this monster
Llama Chieftan: *...thought that said feathered for a second*
Asylum3scapee: lol
BillyHadACupcake: It was..
BillyHadACupcake: *cough*
BillyHadACupcake: Moving on
Asylum3scapee: So
Asylum3scapee: Any ideas on a job for me?
Llama Chieftan: there's always the street corner
684
BillyHadACupcake: You know, there's more than just working the streets
BillyHadACupcake: I mean, you can do it perfectly well at home in your own bed, too
685
Asylum3scapee: Could you see me working the street?
Asylum3scapee: "Excuse me sir, could I interest you in...'
686
Asylum3scapee: Our family tree looks like someone took an axe to it and then tried to glue it back together
BillyHadACupcake: A real work of art
Asylum3scapee: Incest, art, whichever
BillyHadACupcake: Incest IS art!
BillyHadACupcake: In my opinion anyway
BillyHadACupcake: The cops never buy it though...
687
Le Nedla: i found justins shirt in my bag o.O
BillyHadACupcake: ..oooh
BillyHadACupcake: now he has an excuse to come to your house
Le Nedla: ... he does all the time?
BillyHadACupcake: ...shirtless
688
Asylum3scapee: I was in Victoria's Secret the other day shooting thongs at my friends
BillyHadACupcake: I'm in Victoria's Secret all the time
BillyHadACupcake: I model
689
Le Nedla: KATE SHOWED THE HOMERS MY UNDERWEAR
Le Nedla: *cry*
BillyHadACupcake: Psht, so
Le Nedla: OMG I SAW TWO REAL LIFE FULL ON SCENE QUEENS
Le Nedla: I THOUGHT THEY WERE LIKE, MYTHS
659
BillyHadACupcake: And Bay apparently lives right near Shady
Llama Chieftan: or, australia
Llama Chieftan: take your pick
EpitomeOfWeasel: Or hell
EpitomeOfWeasel: *loads gun*
BillyHadACupcake: No no, Mongolia!
BillyHadACupcake: Swaziland!
Llama Chieftan: Azerbaijan!
660
Le Nedla: And I rolled down a huge hill.
Le Nedla: whee.
EpitomeOfWeasel: ...wee
EpitomeOfWeasel: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Llama Chieftan: d?
BillyHadACupcake: z
BillyHadACupcake: weeeeedz
Llama Chieftan: orz
Llama Chieftan: weeeeeeedzorz
BillyHadACupcake: weeedzorz
Llama Chieftan: TO THE MAX
Llama Chieftan: ...
Llama Chieftan: *sniff*
Llama Chieftan: fine
Llama Chieftan: be that way
661
Llama Chieftan: also, that's a pretty low cut shirt there
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah it is
BillyHadACupcake: (If I call you a slut will I get away with it?)
Llama Chieftan: (i'll let you get away with it)
BillyHadACupcake: (Slut)
BillyHadACupcake: (But I meant Alden)
Llama Chieftan: (oh)
Asylum3scapee: It's henny!
Llama Chieftan: ...for a while now, yes
BillyHadACupcake: Wait, you're Henny?
BillyHadACupcake: What?
Llama Chieftan: it seems my disguise is up
663
BillyHadACupcake: ...this is creepy
Asylum3scapee: I droved today!!!!
BillyHadACupcake: ...that's creepier
664
Asylum3scapee: Where do Yew live?
BillyHadACupcake: Canada
Asylum3scapee: woah
Asylum3scapee: not vague at all
665
Asylum3scapee: *FUNNEH QTOTUSA LOLZ*
666
Asylum3scapee: I speak n00b fluently
BillyHadACupcake: I speak your mom fluently
BillyHadACupcake: yourmom yourmom yomomma yourmother
BillyHadACupcake: catch all that?
Asylum3scapee has left the room.
BillyHadACupcake: ...apparently not
Llama Chieftan: nice
667
Asylum3scapee: My head hurts so incredibly bad
BillyHadACupcake: Oh, that's my fault
BillyHadACupcake: My baseball bat slipped as I held it precariously over your head last night
BillyHadACupcake: And yes, I was standing there with a baseball bat watching you sleep
BillyHadACupcake: I also had ice cream though
Asylum3scapee:
Le Nedla: ur teh creepzorz
BillyHadACupcake: That's mah job
691
Le Nedla: Omg the other day Justin SMASHES his face in my carpet
Le Nedla: sticks his butt up in the air with his arms out behind him and goes
Le Nedla: *muffled*"Alden, guess what this is."
Llama Chieftan: "GOATSE!" ?
Le Nedla: "�What?"
Le Nedla: "...THIS IS MAH JOB"
Asylum3scapee: lol henny
Llama Chieftan: glad someone caught that
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: *caught it*
Asylum3scapee: Dude, that's so my job
Llama Chieftan: to pose for goatse?
Llama Chieftan: o.0
BillyHadACupcake: I...woah
BillyHadACupcake: Shady
BillyHadACupcake: Just wow
692
Llama Chieftan: that means
Llama Chieftan: shady has a penis!
Asylum3scapee: ....
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Asylum3scapee: Doesn't mean I have a penis
Llama Chieftan: yup
Asylum3scapee: girls can goatse too y'know.
Asylum3scapee: Right?
Llama Chieftan: then it's just porn
Asylum3scapee: true
Asylum3scapee: I must have a penis then
Llama Chieftan: all logic points to the existence of such
Asylum3scapee: what do I do with it?
BillyHadACupcake: Huh. And all those nights I thought that was just your bony hip sticking into me...
Asylum3scapee: ....
BillyHadACupcake:
BillyHadACupcake: RA RA RASPUTIN
BillyHadACupcake: ...oh c'mon, that was a great icebreaker, you should all be deep in conversation by now
669
Asylum3scapee: LOTR mmm
Asylum3scapee: Yummy, sweaty manly men
Asylum3scapee: fighting orcs
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Asylum3scapee: jk
Asylum3scapee: not that there's anything wrong with manly men
Asylum3scapee: who are sweaty
Asylum3scapee: and yummy
Asylum3scapee: :]
BillyHadACupcake: and fighting orcs?
Asylum3scapee: Mhm
670
BillyHadACupcake: I was going to ask what I should get Margaret for her birthday
Asylum3scapee: hmmm
Asylum3scapee: Tell her the condom broke!
Asylum3scapee: Everyone loves babies!
671
BillyHadACupcake: what about....flavoured condoms
Asylum3scapee: .....
Asylum3scapee: what would they need to be flavored for?
Asylum3scapee: You're NOT making and/or getting anyone to suck you off.
Asylum3scapee: Ever
Asylum3scapee: just face it
BillyHadACupcake: Just you wait
Asylum3scapee: Till what
BillyHadACupcake: ...till Henny gets back
Le Nedla: another friend going to fucking grassfield
Llama Chieftan: is that like hippie paradise?
Llama Chieftan: eternal fields of weed?
Le Nedla: No. it�s the other highschool
Llama Chieftan: meh
Llama Chieftan: same difference
694
Asylum3scapee: Who'm I under?
Llama Chieftan: me
Llama Chieftan: duh
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: So YOU'RE the father
695
Le Nedla: I LOOK LIKE I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME
Asylum3scapee: lmao
Asylum3scapee: You're the hottest retard there, though!
696
Llama Chieftan: sleep time!
Llama Chieftan: shivel!
Asylum3scapee: Byes
Asylum3scapee: *hug*
Llama Chieftan: *shirtless hug*
Asylum3scapee: Mmm :]
Llama Chieftan: lol
Asylum3scapee: I mean.
Asylum3scapee: yah
Asylum3scapee: mmm
Llama Chieftan: you know you want it
Asylum3scapee: heehee
Asylum3scapee: Have good sleeps
Llama Chieftan: lol
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Get a room
Asylum3scapee: what do YOU think she would want
BillyHadACupcake: a magical kingdom
BillyHadACupcake: with fairies and handsome princes and stuff
Asylum3scapee: .... too bad she's like, eighteen
673
Asylum3scapee has entered the room.
Asylum3scapee: RANDOM WORDS
Asylum3scapee: Hookah!
BillyHadACupcake: Ookpik
Asylum3scapee: brownie
Le Nedla: mrowrsnax
BillyHadACupcake: Brouhaha
Asylum3scapee: ....
BillyHadACupcake: Preantepenultimate
Asylum3scapee: okay OVER
674
Asylum3scapee: What the HELL is Ookpik?
BillyHadACupcake: Stuffed owl doll
BillyHadACupcake: For Inuits
Llama Chieftan: duhhhhh
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah, geez
Llama Chieftan: loooooser
BillyHadACupcake: *points and laughs*
Llama Chieftan: *taunt*
675
Le Nedla: Ur mom is not kewl
Le Nedla: k she'z like teh meanzorz
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Le Nedla: I mean she ateded mah puppehdawg
Le Nedla: whatt a beeyotch
BillyHadACupcake: No, that was me actually
BillyHadACupcake: Mm, good flavour too
Le Nedla: u r so gai!!!
Le Nedla: how culd yew?
Asylum3scapee: what is green and has holes in it?
BillyHadACupcake: A martian after entering an NRA meeting unexpectedly?
Asylum3scapee: a DRILL pickle
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: You deserve death
698
Le Nedla: hah. I wish my life could be like that
BillyHadACupcake: And now it can! Send $20 to order your Boyfriend Deluxe now!
699
Le Nedla: I know this pretty rave girl
Le Nedla: always think about her
Le Nedla: and shen she says Hi to me
Le Nedla: butterflies go right through me
Le Nedla: and when I see her dancin
Le Nedla: wanna take a chance an
Le Nedla: get in a little closer
Le Nedla: and maybe get to know herrrr
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: I used to do that, but the cops told me not to
Asylum3scapee: Like they could stop you
BillyHadACupcake: Well I mean, I just have to do it with a mask on now
700
BillyHadACupcake: Stupid cops
BillyHadACupcake: Don't they realise girls LOVE to get groped and molested?
Le Nedla: ...uhuh
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