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Asylum3scapee: I'm surprised we aren't have a fast-moving conversation about our lives
BillyHadACupcake: I know
BillyHadACupcake: It's so...odd
BillyHadACupcake: Someone go!
BillyHadACupcake: Start talking!
Asylum3scapee: Uh
Asylum3scapee: life sucks?
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
BillyHadACupcake: *nods*
BillyHadACupcake: Alden, any input?
Le Nedla: ...rowr
Asylum3scapee: lol
Asylum3scapee: that was amazing
702
Le Nedla: brb I want me sum bread
BillyHadACupcake: brb I want me some crack
Asylum3scapee: lol
BillyHadACupcake: nah, I'm kidding
BillyHadACupcake: I have some already :)
703
Asylum3scapee: My ear canal is itchy
Asylum3scapee: the eary canal
Asylum3scapee: lawl
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Asylum3scapee: it made you laugh
Asylum3scapee: admit it
BillyHadACupcake: �Maybe
704
BillyHadACupcake: Wow
BillyHadACupcake: I just managed to get iced tea dripping out my nose
Asylum3scapee: Good job
Asylum3scapee: how did you do it?
BillyHadACupcake: I poured too much into my mouth with my head back, started choking, and tried to swallow as I did
BillyHadACupcake: Somehow
BillyHadACupcake: Iced tea out the nose
BillyHadACupcake: �my nasal cavity hurts now
BillyHadACupcake: Shady, if you want to sleep with me, say nothing right now
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Okay :D
Llama Chieftan: lol well played
BillyHadACupcake: She's been kicked out, but it still says she's here....
Llama Chieftan: lies
Llama Chieftan: she's just trying to hide her feelings for you
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
Llama Chieftan: shady, don't say anything if you agree
BillyHadACupcake: �she agrees
729
BillyHadACupcake: Her name was Lola
BillyHadACupcake: She was a show girl
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: yeah, this lyrics thing sucks
BillyHadACupcake: dunno how Alden does it
Le Nedla: u gotta leetify sum of it
Le Nedla: and capitalize some
Le Nedla: and draw out the words like youre singing it
Le Nedla: duh
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Asylum3scapee: lol
BillyHadACupcake: at THe cOPaaAaAaaa
Asylum3scapee: i mean
Asylum3scapee: l00000l
BillyHadACupcake: c0pA c464naaaAaaAaaaaaaa
BillyHadACupcake: ...yeah, doesn't work
Llama Chieftan: yeah, keep the porn volume down
Asylum3scapee: lol
Llama Chieftan: kind of attracts attention
Asylum3scapee: Sorries
Asylum3scapee: Am I distracting you with it?
Llama Chieftan: yes
Llama Chieftan: i can hear it here
BillyHadACupcake: Well you should
BillyHadACupcake: She's watching your webcam
Asylum3scapee: y34h
Llama Chieftan: o.0
Llama Chieftan: in that case...
Llama Chieftan: i should...go...sleep...and stuff...
Llama Chieftan: umm
Llama Chieftan: yea
Llama Chieftan: shivel!
Llama Chieftan has left the room.
731
Le Nedla: cute is what we aim for is a band?
Asylum3scapee: hmm
BillyHadACupcake: That's a horrible name
BillyHadACupcake: Cute is what we aim for
Asylum3scapee: why?
BillyHadACupcake: ...It just really is
Asylum3scapee: Trevor Smart is a horrible name
Asylum3scapee: it just really is...
Asylum3scapee: Lol
Asylum3scapee: And that sentance is horrible
Asylum3scapee: �"It just really is"
Asylum3scapee: you're special
Asylum3scapee: but we love you
Asylum3scapee: I promise
BillyHadACupcake: You better
BillyHadACupcake: That's what I'm paying you for
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: I'm your.... nanny then.
Asylum3scapee: right?
BillyHadACupcake: If that's what you want to call it
Asylum3scapee: .....
Asylum3scapee: babysitter
Asylum3scapee: who doesn't have sexual relations with you?
BillyHadACupcake: Close
706
Asylum3scapee: So life
Asylum3scapee: and alden
Asylum3scapee: and trevor
Asylum3scapee: and kaitlin.
Asylum3scapee: and Punka
Asylum3scapee: and Dirk
Asylum3scapee: and Shady
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Wow, there are more of us than I remember
707
BillyHadACupcake: fwapow
Asylum3scapee: Wow
Asylum3scapee: that was lame
Asylum3scapee: like a duck
BillyHadACupcake: You're lame like a duck
BillyHadACupcake: You...lame duck
Asylum3scapee: *gasp*
Asylum3scapee: *insulted*
BillyHadACupcake: You should be
BillyHadACupcake: Lamey lamey duck duck!
Asylum3scapee: I have been
Asylum3scapee: lame...
Asylum3scapee: boy
BillyHadACupcake: ...Ouch
BillyHadACupcake: That one hurts
Asylum3scapee: it does, doesn't it?
Asylum3scapee: Lol
Asylum3scapee: almost a palindrome
Asylum3scapee: anyway
BillyHadACupcake: your face is almost a palindrome
BillyHadACupcake: Oh
Asylum3scapee: Ouch
Asylum3scapee: This is like, the worst plan ever
Asylum3scapee: meet some person on the internet and not tell parents
Asylum3scapee: I'd probably be alone too
BillyHadACupcake: Well the upside to that
BillyHadACupcake: Is if I am actually real, at least they wouldn't have to worry about that
BillyHadACupcake: ...of course if I'm not...
Asylum3scapee: If you're not real, I have nothing to worry about
Asylum3scapee: the worrying is when you ARE real and you're not who you say you are
Asylum3scapee: or worse...
BillyHadACupcake: if I'm exactly as I say I am?
Asylum3scapee: you've been telling the truth. D:
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
733
Asylum3scapee: Mahjong is better than any boyfriend I could ever ask for. It's actually engaging, somewhat complicated, still a little aggravating but it's prettier and with the help of iTunes, it can sound like anything I want it to
734
Asylum3scapee: my head poundeth
BillyHadACupcake: my feet are cold
BillyHadACupcake: wanna trade ailments?
Asylum3scapee: Sure
Asylum3scapee: sounds like a good trade
BillyHadACupcake: so you stick your feet in a tub of ice, and I'll bash my head against a blunt object or two
Asylum3scapee: but my head might hurt still
Asylum3scapee: and it won't make your feet warm
Asylum3scapee: although...
Asylum3scapee: if you beat your head hard enough, you won't know the difference
BillyHadACupcake: And if your feet are really cold, you'll be distracted from your headache
BillyHadACupcake: It's win-win!
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: And you'll be dead
Asylum3scapee: Let's do it!
BillyHadACupcake: smashy smashy face into desk!
Asylum3scapee: terrorists, students, government, religion, God, Satan, your neighbor, their religion, nature, whales, rabbits...
Asylum3scapee: You can't keep it straight
BillyHadACupcake: The world needs some Viagra.
709
Asylum3scapee: I have to go. I'll talk to you tomorrow?
BillyHadACupcake: Alrighty
BillyHadACupcake: I should probably sleep anyway
Asylum3scapee: yeah.
BillyHadACupcake: and rest my iced tea ravaged nasal passage
Asylum3scapee: lol
710
Asylum3scapee: I wub jew.
Asylum3scapee: *hug*
BillyHadACupcake: ...Yeah, jews are okay
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: I...
Asylum3scapee: wub....
Asylum3scapee: Catholics?
711
Asylum3scapee: GOD LOVES EVRYONE. GAY OR CATCOLIC
Asylum3scapee: OR PPL WHO CANT SPELL
712
Le Nedla: lol at lesbians messaging me on myspace
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: lesbians message you??
BillyHadACupcake: I gotta get a myspace
713
Llama Chieftan: SHOOP DA WHOOP
Le Nedla: buttsecks?
BillyHadACupcake: LAWL
Llama Chieftan: nah, i'm not that into pokemon
Le Nedla: if you�re a girl its more likely you�ll die of aids than be on broadway
Le Nedla: :-\
736
Asylum3scapee: *cookie*
BillyHadACupcake: YAY COOKIE
BillyHadACupcake: Or wait
BillyHadACupcake: Are you giving me a cookie or saying you are one?
Asylum3scapee: I'm giving you one
BillyHadACupcake: Okay, good
BillyHadACupcake: Though if you were one...
BillyHadACupcake: Well
BillyHadACupcake: I'd be salivating all over you
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: That would be very
Asylum3scapee: very awkward
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
BillyHadACupcake: *eats cookie*
737
BillyHadACupcake: You know, I have a confession
BillyHadACupcake: I do actually like choral music, in doses
Le Nedla: ...I think I may have to marry you.
738
Asylum3scapee: I cannot win this gam
Asylum3scapee: e
Asylum3scapee: i can't even spell it right
Asylum3scapee: I'm hopeless
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
BillyHadACupcake: Well
BillyHadACupcake: ...*cookie*
Asylum3scapee: thanks
Asylum3scapee: if I win it, will you scratch my belly?
Asylum3scapee: k wait
Asylum3scapee: I don't want you touching me
Asylum3scapee: just gimme more cookies
Le Nedla: So I hung out with two guys today that are very henry/trevor
BillyHadACupcake: Most guys are, to some degree
BillyHadACupcake: We're just the original and best
BillyHadACupcake: Like vanilla ice cream
Llama Chieftan: i'd like to think we're more exciting than that
Llama Chieftan: like vanilla ice cream...and crack
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
BillyHadACupcake: Crackilla ice cream
Llama Chieftan: perfect
715
BillyHadACupcake: So guys
BillyHadACupcake: Let's have a long, in depth talk about our lives
BillyHadACupcake: And then we can bond and became inseperable friends and whatnot
BillyHadACupcake: And then experiment with our budding sexuality
Llama Chieftan: i think we should skip to the second part
BillyHadACupcake: Well we need foreplay
716
Asylum3scapee: Alright, alden, as soon as they leave, we'll have a panty-party
717
Le Nedla: n3 w41z
Le Nedla: 73tz d4nc3!
Asylum3scapee: *dances*
BillyHadACupcake: *d4nc35*
Le Nedla: b00g3h w0nd3rl4nd!
Asylum3scapee: ...oh my gawd
Asylum3scapee: leet overload
BillyHadACupcake: g9jq3\;t.3-02
BillyHadACupcake: (dunno if that spells anything)
718
Asylum3scapee: I have a pile of spanish worksheet sot my left, and a book on how to write and seak cherokee to my right, and yet somehow I feel so...
Asylum3scapee: Dumb
Le Nedla: hai when u get married can I comeh?
BillyHadACupcake: I plan not to get married
BillyHadACupcake: It costs too much
Le Nedla: ...psht
Le Nedla: aw come on
Le Nedla: I wanna come!
BillyHadACupcake: Fine
Le Nedla: yhey
BillyHadACupcake: I'll even make you my maid of honour
Le Nedla: kickass
740
Le Nedla: our kids are gonna be so cool
Le Nedla: "whatcha doin?"
Le Nedla: "Talkin to random internet peeps."
Le Nedla: "Im proud of you."
741
Asylum3scapee: Dude
Asylum3scapee: I'm about to win
BillyHadACupcake: *readies cookies*
Asylum3scapee: AGH!!!!!!!!!
BillyHadACupcake: ...*puts cookies away*
742
Asylum3scapee: *cries*
Asylum3scapee: why am I so masochistic?
Asylum3scapee: and why can't I spell?
BillyHadACupcake: masochistic...looks right actually
Asylum3scapee: wow
Asylum3scapee: I spelled something right!
Asylum3scapee: woohoo!
BillyHadACupcake: *cookies!*
Asylum3scapee: brb while i shoot myself
BillyHadACupcake: Have fun
Asylum3scapee: tanksh
Asylum3scapee: bye
BillyHadACupcake: Well good job Alden
BillyHadACupcake: You've killed Shady
Le Nedla: 707z
720
Asylum3scapee: good job
Asylum3scapee: I almost wrote shob
Asylum3scapee: I don't know what my problem is
BillyHadACupcake: good shob
Asylum3scapee: maybe someone did surgery on the tendons in my faingers while I was alseep one night
Asylum3scapee: faingers
Asylum3scapee: lolz
BillyHadACupcake: Well for once, that wouldn't have been me
Asylum3scapee: I know
Asylum3scapee: you would have just licked me and left
BillyHadACupcake: I was busy the past week standing over Alden as she slept and breathing heavily
721
BillyHadACupcake: Watching people sleep is fun
BillyHadACupcake: Expecially with sharpies!
722
BillyHadACupcake: I love how the ad on the side says "Are you naked? feel my tee tees!"
Asylum3scapee: Lol
Asylum3scapee: wtf?
Asylum3scapee: Tee tees?
BillyHadACupcake: I hope they mean t-shirts
Asylum3scapee: That's like saying "Oh baby, I love it when you get down and do that thing you do to my wee-wee'
Asylum3scapee: actually think that's how our conversations used to start
Asylum3scapee: with *bothering*
Asylum3scapee: and *pestering*
Asylum3scapee: and then one day we must have slipped into an actual conversation
Asylum3scapee: and now I'm stuck
744
Le Nedla: and then I pick up the phone and hes like
Le Nedla: IT WOULD BE NICE
Le Nedla: TO HAVE A BLOWJOB
Le Nedla: IT WOULD BE NICE
Le Nedla: TO HAVE A BLOWJOB
Le Nedla: IT WOULD BE NICE...
Le Nedla: TO HAVE A BLOWJOB FROM YOUR MOM
Le Nedla: And then I just can't stay mad.
745
Le Nedla: omg slap me. EMO ALERT
BillyHadACupcake: *slaps*
Le Nedla: k gud
746
Le Nedla: hay brb washin mah face
BillyHadACupcake: okie dokie
Le Nedla: OMG MAH ITUNES IS ON SHUFFLE AND DAH CURSE OF CURVES CAME ON
Le Nedla: DEH INSINDE LINGO HAD MEH AT HEDDO!
Le Nedla: I WANT SUM 1 PROVOCATIVE AND TALKATIVE
Le Nedla: BUT ITS SO HARD WHEN UR SHALLOW AS A SHOWER
Le Nedla: HUR BOWN STRUCTA SCREAMS
Le Nedla: TOUCH ERR TOUCH HERRR
Le Nedla: AND SHE GOT DA CURSE OF CURVES
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: yeah brb
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Shady, I love you
Asylum3scapee: not too much I hope.
BillyHadACupcake: Not in the tee-tee wee-wee way
724
Asylum3scapee: Alden's like "mrowr for tee-tee's and wee-wee's!'
BillyHadACupcake: Both?
Llama Chieftan: 'course
Asylum3scapee: 'can't have one without the other
Asylum3scapee: I think...
BillyHadACupcake: well a pair of scissors could change that...
725
Asylum3scapee has left the room.
Le Nedla: omg no shady left
Le Nedla: *sob*
Le Nedla: *seperation anxiety*
726
BillyHadACupcake: Let's beat up on Shady!
Llama Chieftan: woo
BillyHadACupcake: *pokes* C'mon, defend yourself Shady
Asylum3scapee has left the room.
Llama Chieftan: defeated!
727
Asylum3scapee has left the room.
BillyHadACupcake: Chat hates Shady
BillyHadACupcake: LET'S TALK ABOUT HER BEHIND HER BACK!
Asylum3scapee has entered the room.
BillyHadACupcake: ...*cough*
Le Nedla: SHE IZZOTEHMEANZORZ
Le Nedla: oh hai
Le Nedla: hey did I ever tell you that whenever my mom complains
Le Nedla: I put on my hokey russian accent
Le Nedla: and like gently clasp her arm
Le Nedla: and go
Le Nedla: "...Some people have war in their country."
748
Cadenzie: I still love you, though.
BillyHadACupcake: Even as you try to assassinate me
Cadenzie: It is an expression of my love.
Cadenzie: I only kill the people I like best.
BillyHadACupcake: I'm flattered
749
Le Nedla: I have one that says FUCK BUSH
Le Nedla: xD
BillyHadACupcake: I love it, it's so subtle in its message
Le Nedla: I know!!!
BillyHadACupcake: It takes a clever mind to decipher the true meaning to its words
750
Asylum3scapee: It's just like the special olympics, fighting over the internet is
BillyHadACupcake: except the olympics don't freeze up suddenly like my computer is right now
Asylum3scapee: Lol. Well, I was gonna say, even if you win, you're still retarded.
BillyHadACupcake: That too, yeah
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