Sex teen...Teen sex...
Llama Chieftan: yeah, mom's are great anti-pedophiles
Asylum3scapee: Lol.
Asylum3scapee: It's true
Asylum3scapee: unless your mom marries a pedophile
Asylum3scapee: then it's no bueno
Llama Chieftan: "mom! he's cheating on you...with me!"
Asylum3scapee: UGH
Asylum3scapee: That would be so disturbing
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BillyHadACupcake: ...so
BillyHadACupcake: exciting chat here
Asylum3scapee: yeah man
Llama Chieftan: oh yeah
Asylum3scapee: You're missing out
BillyHadACupcake: I can see that
Llama Chieftan: completely
BillyHadACupcake: Pedophiles, bitchfights
BillyHadACupcake: I miss all the good stuff
Llama Chieftan: yup
Asylum3scapee: it's like one of those chats where you have to type super fast because if you don't, people will talk about Harry potter and scroll you away from your original point
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
BillyHadACupcake: Gotta
BillyHadACupcake: Talk
Llama Chieftan: HARRY POTTER
BillyHadACupcake: Really
BillyHadACupcake: fast
BillyHadACupcake: and
BillyHadACupcake: stuff
Asylum3scapee: ahdvbs
Asylum3scapee: AHDBF
Asylum3scapee: RIWRBDV
BillyHadACupcake: HP FTW
Asylum3scapee: RAWRAWRAWRHARRYPOTTHEADR AWRAWR
BillyHadACupcake: So let's stop that now
hoping for words: *can now vote*
BillyHadACupcake: So, voting for the Republicans next year?
BillyHadACupcake: I know I would if I could
hoping for words: eh, no
BillyHadACupcake: Bush should come back for a third term, rules be damned
hoping for words: eh
hoping for words: I prefer to make sure that Obama pwns.
BillyHadACupcake: Obama does pwn
hoping for words: he needs to pwn the primaries.
BillyHadACupcake: Someone should start Barack Obama Facts
hoping for words: such as...
BillyHadACupcake: Barack Obama broke into the Watergate, AND he impeached Nixon.
hoping for words: *snort*
BillyHadACupcake: 9/11 DID actually have the American government behind it - barack obama threw 4 Senators who insulted him across the country, and they crashed into the WTC and the Pentagon
hoping for words: Trevor.
hoping for words: I love you.
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BillyHadACupcake: There was no Hurricane Katrina - Barack Obama just really had to go, and couldn't find a bathroom in New Orleans
hoping for words: my god.
BillyHadACupcake: There is no God. There is only Barack Obama
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BillyHadACupcake: Barack Obama orchestrated the invasion of Iraq - Saddam Hussein looked at him funny one time.
hoping for words: Trevor.
hoping for words: you should be proud of yourself
hoping for words: you are making my night
hoping for words: which was not too great up till now
BillyHadACupcake: It's not me, my dear Laura
BillyHadACupcake: It's Barack Obama
hoping for words: ah, well.
hoping for words: in that case, I shall really have to send him money.
BillyHadACupcake: ....ah, well, I'll give it to him
Asylum3scapee: Dude
Asylum3scapee: we all need to play Age of Empires one day against eachother
BillyHadACupcake: YES
Llama Chieftan: definitely
BillyHadACupcake: I pwn at that game
Asylum3scapee: it would be teh aw3s0m3
Llama Chieftan: me too
Asylum3scapee: I'm terrible at strategy
Llama Chieftan: i kicked everyone's ass at the LAN party
Asylum3scapee: I'd die first
BillyHadACupcake: Me and my brother play all the time
Llama Chieftan: longbowmen for the win
BillyHadACupcake: We could be on the same team and face computers
BillyHadACupcake: If you don't wanna die first
Llama Chieftan: favorite civs?
Llama Chieftan: mine is britons
Asylum3scapee: :[
Asylum3scapee: I'll be one someone's team then
Asylum3scapee: and probably do womanly things like pick berries
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
Asylum3scapee: I was always so fascinated by that stuff
Llama Chieftan: lol
Asylum3scapee: "Look! The deer is rotting and you can see his ribs!"
BillyHadACupcake: I know
BillyHadACupcake: I love that stuff
BillyHadACupcake: "THE SHEEP CARCASS IS BIODEGRADING INTO THE GROUND!"
Llama Chieftan: i like seeing the piles of skeletons in front of my gates
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BillyHadACupcake: Lol, we need to have a LAN party one time together
Llama Chieftan: lol
Llama Chieftan: that would be awesome
BillyHadACupcake: "Hey guys, nice to finally meet you all!" "...So, to the computers."
Llama Chieftan: it would say so much about our relationship
Le Nedla: hay guys yknow whats rly funny?
BillyHadACupcake: Your face?
BillyHadACupcake: Oh
BillyHadACupcake: Zing
Le Nedla: the blowjob song by blink 182 makes me lol pretty hard.
BillyHadACupcake: They wrote that song after spending a night with Barack Obama, you know.
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BillyHadACupcake: ANYWAY
BillyHadACupcake: NEW TOPIC OF CONVERSATION
BillyHadACupcake: BRITONS ARE AWESOME
Asylum3scapee: GO LONGBOWMEN
Asylum3scapee: *back*
BillyHadACupcake: SHADY!
Llama Chieftan: yay!
BillyHadACupcake: Fantastic entrance btw
Llama Chieftan: i agree
Asylum3scapee: thanks
Asylum3scapee: I was surprised no one had responded to it
BillyHadACupcake: Way to step up
Asylum3scapee: It was like walking into a room with blaring music when the awesome bridge kicks in
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Asylum3scapee: Oh this will be my resolution
Asylum3scapee: every day is new yea'rs day
Asylum3scapee: oh this will be my resolution
Asylum3scapee: every day is new yearrrrrs' day
Asylum3scapee: It's lyrics!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Asylum3scapee: And makes me want to do school
BillyHadACupcake: First Henny, then you....and Alden hasn't even had one set of lyrics yet!
Llama Chieftan: you told me to
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
BillyHadACupcake: Well
BillyHadACupcake: You did it
Asylum3scapee: Henny
Asylum3scapee: you shouldn't do everything anyone tells you
Asylum3scapee: especially if it makes you uncomfortable and they try and touch your no-no spots.
BillyHadACupcake: Henny! Go jump off a cliff! It'll be fun!
Asylum3scapee: and ESPECIALLY not anything Trevor says
Asylum3scapee: because it's stupid and he'll try and touch your no-no spots too
Asylum3scapee: Dude
Asylum3scapee: my little sister came in here and found out she can move her eyes seperately, and cross only one
Llama Chieftan: dude that's awesome
BillyHadACupcake: I can do the second eye thing...
Asylum3scapee: and she goes "Guess I'm really talented!"
Llama Chieftan: my math teacher could do that
BillyHadACupcake: It's simple
Asylum3scapee: Cover one eye and move teh other?
Asylum3scapee: that's what I would do
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: No
BillyHadACupcake: Pretend you're looking to the side
BillyHadACupcake: Then one eye goes to crossed
BillyHadACupcake: And the other stays normal
BillyHadACupcake: *nods*
Asylum3scapee: how do you pretend to look to the side?
BillyHadACupcake: Bah, I'll show you when we have our LAN party
Asylum3scapee: Lol.
Asylum3scapee: Like you'll rememeber
BillyHadACupcake: Eh
BillyHadACupcake: NEW TOPIC OF CONVERSATION
Llama Chieftan: BRITONS ARE AWESOME
Llama Chieftan: GO LONGBOWMEN
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: Lol
Asylum3scapee: I'm so going to randomly say that when someone goes 'Okay we're going to stop talking about those now'
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Asylum3scapee: Lol. dude, I'm getting an elephant and dressing it up as a war elephant and riding it through the streets with a sword and just glaring at people
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
Llama Chieftan: lol
Llama Chieftan: i want a war elephant
Asylum3scapee: mine first
Llama Chieftan: we could have an elephant joust!
Asylum3scapee: Dude
Asylum3scapee: that would be
Asylum3scapee: hard
Asylum3scapee: core
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BillyHadACupcake: You know
BillyHadACupcake: I was thinking today
BillyHadACupcake: Is there anything in the rules of football that says an elephant can't be a linebacker or something?
Asylum3scapee: I would love to see that Trevor
Asylum3scapee: There's probably a rule about animals in there
BillyHadACupcake: "and Smith takes the ball and runs an - OH HE WAS JUST CRUSHED BY STAMPY!"
Asylum3scapee: Stampy
Asylum3scapee: lol
Asylum3scapee: Not ironic
BillyHadACupcake: Well hey, dogs and chimps play sports, in the movies
BillyHadACupcake: Why not an elephant
Asylum3scapee: But women are president in movies too
BillyHadACupcake: And black people
Asylum3scapee: And sometimes, America saves the day and the president cares
Asylum3scapee: what if they broke off?
Asylum3scapee: During the fall?
Asylum3scapee: Nipples and everything?
Llama Chieftan: what?
Asylum3scapee: I mean, what if you only found his foot?
BillyHadACupcake: ...I'd put them in my treasure box
Llama Chieftan: i missed something
Asylum3scapee: We're talking about what would happen to your body when we push it off a cliff like we plan
Llama Chieftan: oh
Llama Chieftan: wonderful
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Llama Chieftan has left the room.
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Stuck with you two again
Le Nedla: omfg hai.
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Asylum3scapee: sho
Asylum3scapee: Anyone do anything productive today?
BillyHadACupcake: Yep
BillyHadACupcake: ...wait, productive, did you say?
BillyHadACupcake: Nevermind then
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: Not reproductive
Asylum3scapee: though i guess that can be productive too
BillyHadACupcake: Oh
BillyHadACupcake: Well
BillyHadACupcake: Then I revert my answer back to the original
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Le Nedla: WHAT U GOT NOW GOTTA GOTTA GIVE IT UP
Le Nedla: WHAT U GOT NOW GOTTA GOTTA GUV IT UHP
BillyHadACupcake: Oh finally, Alden lyrics
Le Nedla: WHAT U GOT NOWW WHAT U GOT NOWW
BillyHadACupcake: Henny and Shady just couldn't cut it
BillyHadACupcake: Not with quality lyrics like this
Asylum3scapee: You gotta fight
Asylum3scapee: for your right
Asylum3scapee: to parrrrrrty!!!!!!
BillyHadACupcake: No I don't
BillyHadACupcake: They passed a law that allows me to party whenever I want
Le Nedla: ...
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: Scurry
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Le Nedla: Do you want to do something fun?
Asylum3scapee: YES
Asylum3scapee: I do
Le Nedla: DO YOU WANT TO GO TO TACO BELL?
Le Nedla: *explodes*
Asylum3scapee: YESYESYESSS
BillyHadACupcake: Ew, bits of Alden
BillyHadACupcake: *wipes*
Asylum3scapee: Are you putting them in your treasure box, trev?
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Maybe
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Asylum3scapee: so
Asylum3scapee: how is everyone?
BillyHadACupcake: I'm pretty
Asylum3scapee: You always are
Asylum3scapee: tell me how you are feeling?
BillyHadACupcake: I told you
BillyHadACupcake: I'm pretty
Le Nedla: and wittay
Le Nedla: and ghey
BillyHadACupcake: Exactly
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Le Nedla: brb
BillyHadACupcake: No!
BillyHadACupcake: *chains*
BillyHadACupcake: I won't let you go
BillyHadACupcake: I refuse
BillyHadACupcake: ...hehe, chains
BillyHadACupcake: I think I'd vote for Clinton, if I could....but Barack Obama just seems so cool
Asylum3scapee: None of us would be wrong, just both right
Asylum3scapee: and irritated that the other wasn't shot down
BillyHadACupcake: I just want to see Bill as First Man
Asylum3scapee: haha
Asylum3scapee: I don't, considering what it implies
BillyHadACupcake: NEW TOPIC OF CONVERSATION
BillyHadACupcake: BRITONS ARE AWESOME
Llama Chieftan: GO LONGBOWMEN
Llama Chieftan: lol
Asylum3scapee: wow
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BillyHadACupcake: Congrats
BillyHadACupcake: You're officially as dorky as Alden
Llama Chieftan: only just as?!
Llama Chieftan: :(
BillyHadACupcake: Well
BillyHadACupcake: Uh
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: NEW TOPIC OF CONVERSATION
Llama Chieftan: GO LONGBOWMEN
BillyHadACupcake: BRITONS ARE AWESOME
Llama Chieftan: lol
Llama Chieftan: i declare this a new meme
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BillyHadACupcake: All in favour?
Llama Chieftan: aye!
BillyHadACupcake: Any opposed?
Llama Chieftan: nay!
BillyHadACupcake: Motion carried
BillyHadACupcake: *bangs gavelly thing*
BillyHadACupcake: It's a new meme
Llama Chieftan: huzzah!
Asylum3scapee: Aye!
Asylum3scapee: Not like my opinion would matter
Asylum3scapee: I'm a woman
BillyHadACupcake: Let's celebrate....with a NEW TOPIC OF CONVERATION
BillyHadACupcake: BRITONS ARE AWESOME
Llama Chieftan: GO LONGBOWMEN!
Asylum3scapee: *picks berries*
Asylum3scapee: lad dee dah
Asylum3scapee: nooo
Asylum3scapee: they be takin mah aldenz
BillyHadACupcake: nooo
BillyHadACupcake: they be takin mah lolsexkitten!
Asylum3scapee: lolsexkitten?
Asylum3scapee: Alden, is you Trevors lolsexkitten?
BillyHadACupcake: BillyHadACupcake: You are a lolcat BillyHadACupcake: or lolsexkitten Le Nedla: ;-)
BillyHadACupcake: Proof
Asylum3scapee: eww
Asylum3scapee: Too imagine y'all copulating makes me throw up a little
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Asylum3scapee: so uh.
BillyHadACupcake: New topic of conversation?
BillyHadACupcake: BRITONS ARE AWESOME!
Asylum3scapee: GO LONGBOWMEN
BillyHadACupcake: :D
Asylum3scapee: :]
BillyHadACupcake: Henry would be proud
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Asylum3scapee: Dude, our group is teh best
Asylum3scapee: we really are
BillyHadACupcake: We are
BillyHadACupcake: We compliment each other's craziness so well
Asylum3scapee: Mhm!
Le Nedla: wait, weh are?
Le Nedla: WEH R PWNAGE?
Le Nedla: dat is purtteh coolzorz
Le Nedla: Jesus, I have to stop this.
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BillyHadACupcake: You're like our own personal lolcat
BillyHadACupcake: Or lolsexkitten
BillyHadACupcake: Whatever
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Le Nedla: LOL WHEN I WAS ON THE PHONE WIF JUSTINSAUCE
Le Nedla: and I was sniffling
Le Nedla: there was a silence
Le Nedla: and I go
Le Nedla: "...Happycat has run out of happy."
BillyHadACupcake: ...And LongbowWOMEN!
Asylum3scapee: Woot!
Llama Chieftan: i've got a longbow for some women...
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: no
Llama Chieftan: *twang?*
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Asylum3scapee: twang your longbow somewhere else
BillyHadACupcake: It makes that noise?
Llama Chieftan: yup
BillyHadACupcake: *tries*
Llama Chieftan: it's musical
BillyHadACupcake: Huh
BillyHadACupcake: So it does
BillyHadACupcake: ....So
Asylum3scapee: So
Llama Chieftan: NEW TOPIC OF CONVERSATION
BillyHadACupcake: BRITONS ARE AWESOME
Llama Chieftan: GO LONGBOWMEN!
BillyHadACupcake: :D
Llama Chieftan: this is far too amusing
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Llama Chieftan: ALSO
Llama Chieftan: SHIRTLESS O'CLOCK!
Asylum3scapee: Woot
Asylum3scapee: I mean
Asylum3scapee: ew
Asylum3scapee: nipples
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Le Nedla: hey guys Ill be back eventually sorreh 4 leavinz
Llama Chieftan: k
Asylum3scapee: Luff yooh!
BillyHadACupcake: NO ALDEN DONT GO YOU'RE MY ONE AND ONLY
BillyHadACupcake: Haha, jk. Leave.
BillyHadACupcake: ...and back to chat! 'cause the Trevor hath returned!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Le Nedla: well whoopitywhoo
Le Nedla: Trevawevva has returneeddd
BillyHadACupcake: I need a parade
BillyHadACupcake: With santa claus
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Le Nedla: LOL RACOONS ARE EMO
BillyHadACupcake: So does that make you a raccoon?
BillyHadACupcake: A lolsexcoon?
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Asylum3scapee: My cousin is max scene
Asylum3scapee: but not so that she would wear obnoxious colors
Asylum3scapee: yet...
BillyHadACupcake: I have a bright orange shirt. Is that obnoxious enough?
Asylum3scapee: yeah
Asylum3scapee: or
Asylum3scapee: just your face
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Le Nedla: Justin has a bright orange cosby sweater
Asylum3scapee: Sweet
Le Nedla: he only wears it in his house. I made him put it on for me
Le Nedla: he looked like a carrot.
Asylum3scapee: Lol
Asylum3scapee: Some girls ask guys to take off clothes
Asylum3scapee: some make boys put them on
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Asylum3scapee: I've got a picture of fidel castro on my floor
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Asylum3scapee: from a newspaper
BillyHadACupcake: Most people prefer Che Guevera
Asylum3scapee: *Shrugs*
Asylum3scapee: Fidel gave me candy
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Asylum3scapee: He's got my vote
BillyHadACupcake: Shady, haven't your parents taught you anything?
BillyHadACupcake: Don't take candy from a Cuban dictator!
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: it was good candy
Asylum3scapee: Hey Lauurrra
Asylum3scapee: *hug*
hoping for words: heyy
hoping for words: *hug*
hoping for words: *reads about friends' sex escapades*
Asylum3scapee: ...
BillyHadACupcake: That's always fun
Asylum3scapee: *doesn't hug anymore*
hoping for words: hey.
hoping for words: they're not MY stories.
BillyHadACupcake: They will be in a moment!
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Llama Chieftan: o rly?
BillyHadACupcake: ya rly!
Llama Chieftan: srsly?! NO WAI!
BillyHadACupcake: Ya wai!
Asylum3scapee: *Wants to be an lolcat when grown*
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BillyHadACupcake: I'd be a lolrus though
BillyHadACupcake: WHEREZ MAH BUKKET!
BillyHadACupcake: ...*cough*
BillyHadACupcake: NEW TOPIC OF CONVERSATION
BillyHadACupcake: BRITONS ARE AWESOME
BillyHadACupcake: ...*ahem*
BillyHadACupcake: *taps foot*
Llama Chieftan: sorry, wasn't looking
Llama Chieftan: GO LONGBOWMEN!
BillyHadACupcake: You're late Henny
hoping for words: ...*is having extreme difficulty following the conversation*
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hoping for words: so
hoping for words: Billy
hoping for words: done anything worthy of being 18 yet?
BillyHadACupcake: I ate cupcakes
BillyHadACupcake: :)
Asylum3scapee: Would you guys love me if I ran off with a mexican guy?
Le Nedla: is he hawt?
Asylum3scapee: Not really
Asylum3scapee: no
Asylum3scapee: but he's funny
Le Nedla: aw, well thats the fun in that?
Asylum3scapee: lol
Asylum3scapee: leaving everyone baffled
Asylum3scapee: :]
Le Nedla: lol
Asylum3scapee: >:]
Asylum3scapee: I would love YOU if you ran off with an ugly mexican guy
Asylum3scapee: That's true friendship
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: I'd elope with a hot mexican guy
Le Nedla: I KNO
Le Nedla: I HAWT TANNED SHIRTLESS ONE
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Le Nedla: plz turn me on
Le Nedla: Im mr coffe
Le Nedla: wit my automatic drip...
Le Nedla: NO
Le Nedla: NO BADTOUCH LYRICS
Le Nedla: BAD ALDEN
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Asylum3scapee: bad....touch?
Asylum3scapee: teehee
Le Nedla: the song is like
BillyHadACupcake: You and me baby, we ain't nothin' but mammals
Le Nedla: so lets do it like dey do
Asylum3scapee: on the discovery channel
Le Nedla: Lol yes
Asylum3scapee: that should be quoted
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Asylum3scapee has left the room.
BillyHadACupcake: ...so, back to IM?
Le Nedla: ALL NIGHT LAHONG BAYBAY
Le Nedla has left the room.
Llama Chieftan: what, didn't even look at born?
Llama Chieftan: *porn
hoping for words: dude, Henny
hoping for words: you can't even spell porn?
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah, that's kind of sad
hoping for words: quite sad.
Llama Chieftan: I was too distracted by looking at it
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BillyHadACupcake: NEW TOPIC OF CONVERSATION
BillyHadACupcake: BRITONS ARE AWESOME
Le Nedla: AT DH GHEY BAR
Le Nedla: GHEY BAR GHEY BARRR
BillyHadACupcake: ....yeah, they're awesome at the gay bar
BillyHadACupcake: Especially the longbowmen
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BillyHadACupcake: NEW TOPIC OF CONVERSATION
BillyHadACupcake: BRITONS ARE AWESOME
hoping for words: SHORTBOWMEN.
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BillyHadACupcake: ...chat dies
BillyHadACupcake: don't make me say it!
Llama Chieftan: do it!
BillyHadACupcake: NEW TOPIC OF CONVERSATION!
BillyHadACupcake: BRITONS ARE AWESOME!
Llama Chieftan: GO LONGBOWMEN!
hoping for words: TALLBOWMEN.
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: STOP DISRUPTING OUR MEME!
hoping for words: NO.
BillyHadACupcake: Bitch
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Le Nedla: bow chicka wow wow
BillyHadACupcake: Good contribution to the chat, Alden
Le Nedla: 60VV (l-l1(l<4 VV0VV VV0VV
Llama Chieftan: nice
Le Nedla: xD
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