PSYCHE!
EpitomeOfWeasel: Dear Dirk,
EpitomeOfWeasel: Your quote page features me a very few number of times and thus it sucks. A whole bunch.
EpitomeOfWeasel: Make it suck less.
EpitomeOfWeasel: Love, Cyp
BillyHadACupcake: Dear Cyp
BillyHadACupcake: I agree
BillyHadACupcake: To change this horrible suckiness that my quotes page has, you should come online more
BillyHadACupcake: Perhaps then I can laugh at your antics and quote them
BillyHadACupcake: Love, Trevor
EpitomeOfWeasel: ...I love letters. They're so personal
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BillyHadACupcake: Would you be returning at any point though?
Asylum3scapee: Prolly not but I could try and sneak on if you desire me so desperately.
Asylum3scapee: kay well
Asylum3scapee: desire shouldn't be put in there
BillyHadACupcake: Eh, too late
BillyHadACupcake: I'll misinterpret it and decide that you believe I desire you, and then we can have an awkward pause
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: like that
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: and that?
BillyHadACupcake: And then laugh it off
BillyHadACupcake: hahaha
BillyHadACupcake: And then another pause
BillyHadACupcake: ...
803
Asylum3scapee: There were these girls who visited our church this morning
Asylum3scapee: and i wroted them a poem
Asylum3scapee: Hai Thar
u mai b tinking "wut iz dis?!'
wen u r3ad it, u mai get pist.
but I has a ('bukket' crossed out) sp3cial mssg 4 u
1 tat u mai n0t find tru3.
U cnat liv3 ur lyfe w/o God,
U mai b goodly but ur sti11 1ost.
God wunts u 2 cum 2 him,
'cuz G0d tinks u 12 FTW!!!
BillyHadACupcake: ....Lol, Alden, you realise you're now in a chat with three guys?
ZEBeliever11: mmm...
ZEBeliever11: *has strange fantasies*
Le Nedla: ...
ZEBeliever11: ...
BillyHadACupcake: ...
ZEBeliever11: *head explodes*
Le Nedla: *[]D[][]V[][]D*
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BillyHadACupcake: How 'bout a NEW TOPIC OF CONVERSATION
BillyHadACupcake: BRITONS ARE AWESOME
Llama Chieftan: GO LONGBOWMEN!
BillyHadACupcake: Is this ever gonna get old?
Llama Chieftan: NEVAR
BillyHadACupcake: My thoughts too
ZEBeliever11: Yes
ZEBeliever11: it has already
BillyHadACupcake: BLASPHEMY
ZEBeliever11: I'm sorry...
BillyHadACupcake: You should be
ZEBeliever11: *curls up at the edge of the bed and purrs*
BillyHadACupcake: Good boy
BillyHadACupcake: maybe you'll get your dinner after all
ZEBeliever11: DINNER?!
ZEBeliever11: Yay!!
Le Nedla: a nice heaping plate of buttsecks.
Le Nedla: knowing Trevor.
Llama Chieftan: sleep time!
Llama Chieftan: shivel!
BillyHadACupcake: Shivel!
Le Nedla: shovel
BillyHadACupcake: Shivel
Le Nedla: shovel
Llama Chieftan: shivel
BillyHadACupcake: shivel
Llama Chieftan: SHIVEL
Le Nedla: shovel
BillyHadACupcake: shivel
Le Nedla: shovel
Llama Chieftan: SHIVEL
BillyHadACupcake: shivel
Le Nedla: shovel
Le Nedla: shovel
BillyHadACupcake: shivel
Llama Chieftan: SHIVEL!
Llama Chieftan has left the room.
Le Nedla: shovel
BillyHadACupcake: Owned
BillyHadACupcake: Shivel wins again
ZEBeliever11: shovel
ZEBeliever11: shovel
BillyHadACupcake: ....
BillyHadACupcake: Don't go to the dark side!
Le Nedla: omfg I love you
Le Nedla: marry me
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ZEBeliever11: 12:20:44 Erksta was declared dead.
BillyHadACupcake: RIP
ZEBeliever11: A few seconds leader, he came back to life to get his pretzal sticks and then died again
ZEBeliever11: I want my pretzals in eternity
BillyHadACupcake: ...RIP again
827
BillyHadACupcake: I'll put flowers on your grave
BillyHadACupcake: a venus fly trap maybe
ZEBeliever11: if i know you, Dirk, it'll be a Penis Fly Trap
828
ZEBeliever11: Alden... lemme guess... you're wearing a white shirt!
Le Nedla: no
Le Nedla: its purple now
Le Nedla: and has a frog on it
Le Nedla: and says "toadally cool"
Le Nedla: I have awesome pjs
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: that pun may've just killed me
Le Nedla: lol
ZEBeliever11: i know
ZEBeliever11: It toadally did kill me!
BillyHadACupcake: Death
BillyHadACupcake: Death to both of you
Asylum3scapee: but if I have to get off suddenly, i'll try to get back on later
BillyHadACupcake: Alrighty
BillyHadACupcake: I mean, if you don't, I suppose I can survive
BillyHadACupcake: Barely
Asylum3scapee: yah.
Asylum3scapee: I'm basically your lifesource. :]
BillyHadACupcake: Some people need coffee to get through the day
BillyHadACupcake: Me? I need Shady.
Asylum3scapee: Mm. :]
Asylum3scapee: Black or creamy
Asylum3scapee: don't quote
BillyHadACupcake: If you don't want it quoted, don't type it
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: you're terrible
BillyHadACupcake: I am
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Le Nedla: omg you guys raped the omfg with britons
BillyHadACupcake: ...yeah
Le Nedla: and longbowmen
BillyHadACupcake: pretty much
Le Nedla: ...lol
BillyHadACupcake: *after the 15th time saying it in chat* "Hey, lets spam the OMF" "Okay"
Le Nedla: lol
Le Nedla: I will never understand you two
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah, the day you understand us is the day you sleep with us
BillyHadACupcake: So uh...if you were curious...
Le Nedla: ...lol no
BillyHadACupcake: well, I tried
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BillyHadACupcake: I like to stick pointy objects in spleens
Le Nedla: ...lol why?
BillyHadACupcake: It's fun
Le Nedla: .... okaaay anyway
Asylum3scapee: okay
Asylum3scapee: her's a spanish lesson
Asylum3scapee: Estoy is me
BillyHadACupcake: here's an english lesson
Asylum3scapee: Esta is you
BillyHadACupcake: here's*
Asylum3scapee: Estas is y'all
BillyHadACupcake: not her's*
Asylum3scapee: Estan is you and I or y'all and I
Asylum3scapee: shoveittrevor is my favritt werd thou
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BillyHadACupcake: You guys are bright
BillyHadACupcake: Llama Chieftan: Asylum3scapee
Llama Chieftan: awww, thanks
BillyHadACupcake: :)
Llama Chieftan: you're kinda smart too
Llama Chieftan: mostly because of your last name :P
BillyHadACupcake: Take what you can get
Asylum3scapee: *takes*
BillyHadACupcake: Oy, give me back!
Asylum3scapee: You said I could take it
Asylum3scapee: or, you
BillyHadACupcake: Fine
BillyHadACupcake: Go ahead then
Asylum3scapee: fine?
Asylum3scapee: okay
Asylum3scapee: *walks out with Trevor's leg*
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Asylum3scapee: *Sings* "Firewood firewood so bendy and soft..."
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Noo!
BillyHadACupcake: *hobbles after*
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Le Nedla: HEY
Le Nedla: can I invite Erksta?
BillyHadACupcake: Wait
BillyHadACupcake: like, to this chat kind of invite?
BillyHadACupcake: He has aim?
Le Nedla: ...yes?
Llama Chieftan: only if we have time to set up the claymore mines
BillyHadACupcake: I don't mind
BillyHadACupcake: Go for it
BillyHadACupcake: *sets up claymore mines*
ZEBeliever11 has entered the room.
BillyHadACupcake: *BOOM*
Le Nedla: Lol I wanna see someone be like
Le Nedla: *stab*
Le Nedla: entire post
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
ZEBeliever11: lol
BillyHadACupcake: I'd do it
Le Nedla: be like
Le Nedla: *stab*
Le Nedla: next one
Le Nedla: *cut*
Le Nedla: then *slash*
Le Nedla: lol eventually we�ll run out of action words that are violent and just be like
Le Nedla: *trapeze*
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ZEBeliever11: *Attacks!*
BillyHadACupcake: *counter attack!*
ZEBeliever11: *Dead*
ZEBeliever11: *Resurrects*
ZEBeliever11: *Hack and slash*
BillyHadACupcake: *parry*
BillyHadACupcake: *stab*
ZEBeliever11: *dodge*
ZEBeliever11: *lunge*
BillyHadACupcake: *slash*
ZEBeliever11: *splapp*
BillyHadACupcake: *thrust*
ZEBeliever11: *avoids*
ZEBeliever11: *hits*
BillyHadACupcake: *fwaps*
ZEBeliever11: *slaps*
BillyHadACupcake: *scratch*
ZEBeliever11: *bite*
BillyHadACupcake: *tear at hair*
ZEBeliever11: ...*lick*
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: *shock*
ZEBeliever11: *final blow*
ZEBeliever11: *K.O*
BillyHadACupcake: *defeated*
ZEBeliever11: *victorious*
BillyHadACupcake: I should make a video of me dancing....
BillyHadACupcake: Hahahahaha
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
BillyHadACupcake: Then I'll get a Myspace
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BillyHadACupcake: O:-)
BillyHadACupcake: *STABS SMILEY*
BillyHadACupcake: �It was winking at me
833
Le Nedla: so srsly guys Nicky's mom is racist :-X
BillyHadACupcake: Is she?
ZEBeliever11: wow
ZEBeliever11: against what races?
ZEBeliever11: Daytona 500?
ZEBeliever11: 400 meter?
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Death
ZEBeliever11: *pun!*
BillyHadACupcake: Death to you
ZEBeliever11: Kentucky Derby?
BillyHadACupcake: Stop now, before point objects enter your spleen
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Le Nedla: my hand b crampin
Asylum3scapee: My stomach be crampin
BillyHadACupcake: my...something...be crampin
BillyHadACupcake: And i was just with Margaret...
BillyHadACupcake: 2+2=...
BillyHadACupcake: Aw, Shady, if you had only entered chat first, besides me
BillyHadACupcake: Our names would spell BALLZ
Asylum3scapee: lol...
Asylum3scapee: abblz
BillyHadACupcake: Sinus infection
Asylum3scapee: sinus infection
Asylum3scapee: ...
BillyHadACupcake: :D
Asylum3scapee: wow
BillyHadACupcake: Stop reading my mind
BillyHadACupcake: I told you not to
Asylum3scapee: I wasn't
Asylum3scapee: you were reading mine!
BillyHadACupcake: Oh
BillyHadACupcake: Oops
BillyHadACupcake: Sorry
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ZEBeliever11: dirk, i picture you as that one guy down the street who everyone makes rumors about and is later mysteriously arrested until we found out he molested a 13 year old Arabian princess.
ZEBeliever11: no joke.
BillyHadACupcake: ...Yep, seems pretty close
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BillyHadACupcake: Only that "Arabian Princess"
BillyHadACupcake: Was actually...HENRY
ZEBeliever11: *gasp!*
BillyHadACupcake: He attracts the pedophiles
Llama Chieftan: that's actually true
Llama Chieftan: as yesterday proved
BillyHadACupcake: I know
BillyHadACupcake: Hence my clever reference to last nights chat
Llama Chieftan: just making sure everyone got that
BillyHadACupcake: HEY EVERYONE
BillyHadACupcake: HENNY WAS ALMOST MOLESTED BY A PEDOPHILE YESTERDAY
BillyHadACupcake: One time I had a purple drink
Asylum3scapee: lol
Asylum3scapee: tasted like grape?
BillyHadACupcake: Iced tea, grape juice, shot of orange juice
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: wow
BillyHadACupcake: It was good
Asylum3scapee: that's uh
Asylum3scapee: hard
Asylum3scapee: stuff
Asylum3scapee: man
BillyHadACupcake: I know
Asylum3scapee: how could you walk?
BillyHadACupcake: Almost knocked me on the floor
836
Le Nedla: omg so you guys know the song smack that by akon?
BillyHadACupcake: The song is about me and my antics
Asylum3scapee: Obviously
837
Asylum3scapee: *deaths trevor*
Asylum3scapee: You have been deathed
BillyHadACupcake: YAY!
838
Asylum3scapee: So Alden
Asylum3scapee: is sex necessary
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: oh its more then necessary babe
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: was that an ASA?!
Le Nedla: ?
Asylum3scapee: Awkward Sexual Advance
Le Nedla: yup
Asylum3scapee: *Le gasp*
Le Nedla: I would�ve even wiggled my eyebrows if you could see it.
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Cheddarness8: but I just get so sick of the stupid points
Cheddarness8: "It's a theory!"
Cheddarness8: GRAVITY is a theory, damnit, and no one questions it
BillyHadACupcake: What? People still believe in gravity? I thought everyone knew it was invisible leprechauns tying us down
BillyHadACupcake: IS IT...CAPS TIME?
Asylum3scapee: YUS
Llama Chieftan: HUZZAH
BillyHadACupcake: PARTY DOWN, YO!
Llama Chieftan: ALSO, I BELIEVE THIS MANDATES A NEW TOPIC OF CONVERSATION!
BillyHadACupcake: BRITONS ARE AWESOME
Llama Chieftan: GO LONGBOWMEN!
ZEBeliever11: BRITONS ARE AWESOME
BillyHadACupcake: WHOOO
Asylum3scapee: *PICKS BERRIES*
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BillyHadACupcake: Shady, pick your berries like a good little villager
Asylum3scapee: ...
Llama Chieftan: make me a berry sandwich, woman
Asylum3scapee: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Hop to it!
Asylum3scapee: scuze me?
Le Nedla: ..Splapp them
Asylum3scapee: Who are you?
BillyHadACupcake: *fwap* You heard him!
Llama Chieftan: older than you!
Asylum3scapee: *Splapps*
Llama Chieftan: ...i'm not sure how to take that
815
ZEBeliever11: i went hotdogging tonight
Asylum3scapee: Hotdogging?
BillyHadACupcake: I ate a hot dog, once
Asylum3scapee: was it hot?
ZEBeliever11: no
BillyHadACupcake: The puppy squealed the whole way down
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: *cries*
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ZEBeliever11: and i was all "EAT IT!"
Le Nedla: that's what she said.
Cheddarness8: http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum//
Cheddarness8: here they are
Cheddarness8: isn't that beautful?
Cheddarness8: lol
BillyHadACupcake: The fact that they have a society about it shows they're just in denial
Cheddarness8: hehe, yeah
Cheddarness8: it's pretty damn stupid
Cheddarness8: how do they think people fly around the world, or sail around it?
BillyHadACupcake: Angels
Cheddarness8: lol, of course
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Cheddarness8: wow
Cheddarness8: lol, this is actually kind of funny
Cheddarness8: the only reason they seem to believe this is because they think the government likes conspiracies
BillyHadACupcake: Oh, well of course the government does
BillyHadACupcake: We never landed on the moon either
Cheddarness8: ehehehe
BillyHadACupcake: And 9/11 was the government
Cheddarness8: of course
BillyHadACupcake: Not actual terrorists
Cheddarness8: some people need to be euthanized
BillyHadACupcake: Or put in zoos and gawked at
842
Cheddarness8: O_o I need to go to sleep, but I'm fascinated by these freaks
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: Who needs sleep when you have creationists?
ZEBeliever11: Canadians can only run if they're on steroids
BillyHadACupcake: LOL
ZEBeliever11: ben johnson proved it.
BillyHadACupcake: Farlow is my new favourite person, for the reference to a Canadian sporting event
BillyHadACupcake: WHICH NONE OF YOU EVER DO
Llama Chieftan: *gasp*
ZEBeliever11: yay!
Llama Chieftan: i'm not your favorite person!?
BillyHadACupcake: Okay, well, now Henny is my favourite person, for begging
ZEBeliever11: ...hockey...
BillyHadACupcake: NO WAIT
BillyHadACupcake: FARLOW AGAIN
BillyHadACupcake: HE SAID HOCKEY
Llama Chieftan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Le Nedla: *canadian sporting event reference*
BillyHadACupcake: Ahh, now Alden!
Llama Chieftan: ummm
Llama Chieftan: umm
Le Nedla: xD
Llama Chieftan: sucky sucky five dolla?
BillyHadACupcake: Henny now
818
Asylum3scapee has entered the room.
BillyHadACupcake: NOW SHADY
Le Nedla: Dude I have a vagina, I should automatically be your fave
BillyHadACupcake: ...Okay, Alden wins
Le Nedla: xD
Asylum3scapee: .....
ZEBeliever11: Damn.
Llama Chieftan: but....
Llama Chieftan: it's me!
BillyHadACupcake: ...Alden
Le Nedla: suck on that
BillyHadACupcake: I will
BillyHadACupcake: Tonight
Le Nedla: of course
Asylum3scapee: *Makes berry sammich*
Llama Chieftan: good villager
Asylum3scapee: *Has vagina too*
BillyHadACupcake: ...Shady co-wins
Asylum3scapee: lol
Asylum3scapee: But I made a sammich.
Llama Chieftan: can i tri-win?
BillyHadACupcake: No
Llama Chieftan: please?
BillyHadACupcake: Unless you have an operation
Cheddarness8: would a sundial work if the earth was flat?
Cheddarness8: I don't think it would
BillyHadACupcake: ...Angels, remember?
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Cheddarness8: but there's all the beforehand stress because I have to work <_<
Cheddarness8: so I have no time
BillyHadACupcake: What? I thought everyone loved to work
Cheddarness8: lol
Cheddarness8: I do this job every year, but I just hate it now
Cheddarness8: I'd really rather spend time with my horse
BillyHadACupcake: I'd like to go to the moon, myself
Cheddarness8: O_o
Cheddarness8: I'd be scared
BillyHadACupcake: It'd be awesome
BillyHadACupcake: Especially watching Apollo 13 on my portable Dvd player on the way up
845
Cheddarness8: yeah, I'm about as likely to skip work this week as you are to go to the moon
BillyHadACupcake: actually I have a trip all planned up tomorrow
Cheddarness8: oh?
BillyHadACupcake: Oh yes
BillyHadACupcake: NASA and I are old friends
Cheddarness8: sweet
BillyHadACupcake: I helped design the moon stage they filmed the hoax landing on
Cheddarness8: even though you weren't born then?
Cheddarness8: you must have been SUPER FETUS
BillyHadACupcake: Yup
Cheddarness8: lol
Cheddarness8: that's a disturbing thought
BillyHadACupcake: Saving mankind while still a zygote
Le Nedla: ...Yeah Henry probably has a vagina too
Le Nedla: so he could probably win
ZEBeliever11: Henny has balls and a vagina.
ZEBeliever11: He's a halvsie.
Asylum3scapee: Halvsie?
Asylum3scapee: That's like a doublsie
ZEBeliever11: true.
BillyHadACupcake: Two for one
BillyHadACupcake: Good deal
Asylum3scapee: I know
Asylum3scapee: He has a downstairs mix-up
BillyHadACupcake: ...and that killed chat
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ZEBeliever11: he's like snack mix.
ZEBeliever11: a blend of everything tasty.
BillyHadACupcake: HE HAS A FLAVOUR!
Le Nedla: surprise buttsecks?
BillyHadACupcake: INVISIBLE BERRY SAMMICH
Le Nedla: VISIBLE BERRY SAMMICH
Llama Chieftan: o.0
Asylum3scapee: ...
Le Nedla: :D
Le Nedla: me and Trev pwn so hard
BillyHadACupcake: so hard
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BillyHadACupcake: Hey Henny
Llama Chieftan: hmm?
BillyHadACupcake: We missed something important
Llama Chieftan: did we now?
BillyHadACupcake: SHIRTLESS O'CLOCK!
Llama Chieftan: SHIRTLESS O'CLOCK!
Le Nedla: I am technically shirtless
BillyHadACupcake: ...really now alden?
Le Nedla: *still in bathingsuit*
BillyHadACupcake: Oh
Llama Chieftan: laaaame
Llama Chieftan: your lack of dedication to shirtless o'clock has been noted
822
BillyHadACupcake: You'll get in there, don't worry
Le Nedla: THATS WHAT SHE SAID
BillyHadACupcake: Everything's spray on now
Le Nedla: ...can I have a spray on boyfriend?
Le Nedla: :-(
BillyHadACupcake: If I was in aerosol form, I'd spray myself all over you
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BillyHadACupcake: But try not to poison yourself
Le Nedla: ...or explode a pot?
BillyHadACupcake: Or that
BillyHadACupcake: I don't think I've ever seen a pot explode
BillyHadACupcake: But you know....I bet you'd be the one to figure out how
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Le Nedla: ...I can actually cook
Le Nedla: ...kind of
Le Nedla: I CAN MAKE BROWNIES
Le Nedla: yknow, the essentials.
849
Le Nedla: ...Im gonna miss my choir :-(
Le Nedla: life, u r ftl.
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Asylum3scapee: OH OH OH
Asylum3scapee: I have exciting news
BillyHadACupcake: You're pregnant?
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: Yeah!
Asylum3scapee: And it's yours!
Asylum3scapee: :D
Asylum3scapee: We're gonna have a baby!
Asylum3scapee: Or... Henry and I.
Asylum3scapee: I don't remember.
Sex teen...teen sex...
(Or hit the backspace button!)
*whipcrack*