Ate?
Asylum3scapee: BillyHadACupcake: "moan" BillyHadACupcake: "*heavy breathing*
Asylum3scapee: OMGSH
Asylum3scapee: trevor's having a heart-attack!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
hyper superducky: lol.
BillyHadACupcake: Orgasm Shady
BillyHadACupcake: Orgasm
Asylum3scapee: ...
hyper superducky: YEAH. HEART ATTACK.
hoping for words: *puts AED on trevor*
hoping for words: *shocks him*
Asylum3scapee: *twitch*
Asylum3scapee: Don't saaaaay that woorddd
BillyHadACupcake: ...Laura...
BillyHadACupcake: I...I'm shocked
hoping for words: i knew you'd be
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BillyHadACupcake: *kisses all of y'all*
hyper superducky: *turns into a frog.*
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: you look a sight better now
353
hyper superducky: HEY LAURA.
hyper superducky: GUESS WHAT.
hoping for words: what?
hyper superducky: i'm getting you flowers.
hyper superducky: for your show!
hoping for words: yay!
hyper superducky: what's your preference?
BillyHadACupcake: Poison ivy
hoping for words: *fwapsmack*
354
BillyHadACupcake: SPRING BREAK
BillyHadACupcake: WHOO
Llama Chieftan: SPRING BREAK!
BillyHadACupcake: Whoohoo
BillyHadACupcake: Par-tay down, yo
hoping for words: fuck you boys.
BillyHadACupcake: yes please
Llama Chieftan: hahaha
hoping for words: *fwapsmack*
355
hyper superducky: HEY LAURA
hyper superducky: WANT SOME BEAAANSS?
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Don't give her my Alden!
356
BillyHadACupcake: ok folks
BillyHadACupcake: chats over
BillyHadACupcake: go home
BillyHadACupcake: exit left, watch your step
hoping for words: *exits right*
hoping for words has left the room.
BillyHadACupcake: �Bitch
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epitomeofweasel has entered the room.
epitomeofweasel: OMGZ LETZ PLY TRUTH OR DAAAAREZ!11!11ROFLWTF
BillyHadACupcake: OMG OKZZ
BillyHadACupcake: Truth or truth?
epitomeofweasel: TRUTH
BillyHadACupcake: ARE YOUR EYEBALLS GREEN!?!?
epitomeofweasel: HOLY CRAP
epitomeofweasel: I DON'T KOW
epitomeofweasel: I MUST RE-EXAMINE MY SOUL!
epitomeofweasel: *re-examine's soul*
epitomeofweasel: *bleeds*
epitomeofweasel: OH GOD
epitomeofweasel: THEY'RE NOT!!!!!!!!!!
BillyHadACupcake: Doctor Trevor here, soul specialist
epitomeofweasel: ok Trevor Truth or truthe with an e?
BillyHadACupcake: Hm, seems you are suffering from an acute case of STUPIDITY
BillyHadACupcake: OHHH
Asylum3scapee: Yah
Asylum3scapee: Same thing Trevor has
BillyHadACupcake: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
BillyHadACupcake: I resemble that remark!
BillyHadACupcake: Er, resent
epitomeofweasel: you resemble AN OTTER
epitomeofweasel: OH PWN3D
BillyHadACupcake: ...And Truth
epitomeofweasel: ok are your BOOGERS green?
BillyHadACupcake: NO
BillyHadACupcake: They're a delicate shade of foresty olive lime
BillyHadACupcake: *nod*
epitomeofweasel: thank you
epitomeofweasel: i will now wretch until i die
BillyHadACupcake: Huzzah!
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epitomeofweasel: BOOOOO
epitomeofweasel: TREVORS HAVE BODILY ODORS THAT OFFEND ME!
BillyHadACupcake: YEAH WELL
BillyHadACupcake: Um
BillyHadACupcake: Cyp's...suck...cheeseballs...
BillyHadACupcake: BURN
epitomeofweasel: ...*cries*
epitomeofweasel: *mutilates soul*
epitomeofweasel: *writes bad poetry*
BillyHadACupcake: You're so emo you cut your soul
CloudRider17: balls!?
CloudRider17: WHERE!?
epitomeofweasel: well not trevor
epitomeofweasel: that's for sure
epitomeofweasel: OH DISSSSSSS!
epitomeofweasel: ~(^_^)~
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epitomeofweasel: You don't take ecstasy and then have sex...
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: And you would know
epitomeofweasel: you look at mountains and go "that's pretty!"
epitomeofweasel: "THAT'S PRETTY"
epitomeofweasel: "I LIKE JUICE!"
epitomeofweasel: duh
epitomeofweasel: seriously
epitomeofweasel: ^_~
BillyHadACupcake: *looks at Cyppies* That's pretty!
Asylum3scapee: Awww
BillyHadACupcake: ...Oh no wait
BillyHadACupcake: I need my glasses
epitomeofweasel: Awwww.....*blush* You're so cute when you take illegal drugs
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BillyHadACupcake: Y'all are so greedy
BillyHadACupcake: *cries and runs away*
BillyHadACupcake: *runs back from running away*
BillyHadACupcake: Forgot my teddy
BillyHadACupcake: *runs off again*
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epitomeofweasel: I want a Trevor doll
Asylum3scapee: ....I
Asylum3scapee: don't
CloudRider17: I DO
epitomeofweasel: I want a Shady doll
CloudRider17: if it's SHIRTLESS
epitomeofweasel: I want a Vinx doll....to use as VOODOO
CloudRider17: (I did this to Durry, and he FINALLY gave in eventually)
BillyHadACupcake: When you tickle him in certain places he giggles
BillyHadACupcake: ...the trevor doll
BillyHadACupcake: Not Henny
BillyHadACupcake: As far as I know
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CloudRider17: Mick and I had a love affair once
hyper superducky: Lol.
hyper superducky: ONCE?
CloudRider17: ...*shifty eyes*
CloudRider17: I can't count, you know that.
Asylum3scapee: Yah
Asylum3scapee: Lesbians can't count
Asylum3scapee: cut her some slack
CloudRider17: I'm not a lesbian!
Asylum3scapee: I was joking
Asylum3scapee: *pat*
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah, sure, and I'm straight
CloudRider17: lol
hyper superducky: ...
Asylum3scapee: ...
hyper superducky: Straight as a spring.
CloudRider17: DON'T JOKE LIKE THAT
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CloudRider17: we were in the hottub and stuff.
CloudRider17: We need to have another wedding like that
CloudRider17: makes mem horny
hyper superducky: ...
CloudRider17: Mem is my pet rat.
CloudRider17: ...
CloudRider17: *shifty eyes*
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epitomeofweasel: man Vinx
CloudRider17: eh?
BillyHadACupcake: Vinx is a man?
CloudRider17: I know, I thought the same
Asylum3scapee: That's what I was about to say
CloudRider17: and then I touched myself
Asylum3scapee: ...
CloudRider17: and then I was like "Whew, good thing I don't have a penis"
BillyHadACupcake: ...Reeeally now...
Asylum3scapee: Okay stop right there
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CloudRider17: Let's have sex!
BillyHadACupcake: Whoo!
hyper superducky: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Wait
hoping for words has entered the room.
BillyHadACupcake: Who're you talking to?
hoping for words: ME!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Ok!
BillyHadACupcake: Morgan and Laura!
BillyHadACupcake: Having sex!
hoping for words: ...
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CloudRider17: It'll be... me... and... trevor
CloudRider17: I'm calling the only male
BillyHadACupcake: ...You're calling yourself?
epitomeofweasel: OH DISSS
CloudRider17: ...
CloudRider17: BITCH!
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hoping for words: guess what, guys?
epitomeofweasel: mhm?
hoping for words: Julius Ceaser died 1963 years ago
hoping for words: yessssssss.
epitomeofweasel: YAAY
BillyHadACupcake: Yesh yesh
BillyHadACupcake: Poor bastard
BillyHadACupcake: I was rooting for him
BillyHadACupcake: I had 20 whatever-currency-they-used on him
BillyHadACupcake: But nooo
BillyHadACupcake: Stupid bugger got himself betrayed
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BillyHadACupcake: 2
BillyHadACupcake: 2222
BillyHadACupcake: 2.2.2.2.2.2
Llama Chieftan: oh no
BillyHadACupcake: toootooooo
BillyHadACupcake: tutu
BillyHadACupcake: two to too tu
BillyHadACupcake: 2
epitomeofweasel: AWWW
BillyHadACupcake: *done*
epitomeofweasel: TREVVY IN A TUTU
hoping for words: oooh
hoping for words: what i'd pay to see that.
BillyHadACupcake: pay?
BillyHadACupcake: henny gets it free every night
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BillyHadACupcake: new nickname for the superhuggable cypples
Llama Chieftan: that sounds wrong
hoping for words: exactly what i said
Llama Chieftan: so wrong
BillyHadACupcake: ...I'll show you wrong
BillyHadACupcake: bend over
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hoping for words has entered the room.
Llama Chieftan: whee
hoping for words: *stab*
Llama Chieftan: *gasp!*
Llama Chieftan: she is using our sacred greeting ritual!
BillyHadACupcake: ...*gasp*
hoping for words: it is no longer sacred!
Llama Chieftan: heathen!
BillyHadACupcake: blasphemer!
BillyHadACupcake: infidel!
Llama Chieftan: heretic!
BillyHadACupcake: Come Henny, it is time for a jihad!
Llama Chieftan: to WAR!
BillyHadACupcake: *drums*
hoping for words: *plunges*
BillyHadACupcake: Forward, march!
Llama Chieftan: *bagpipes*
BillyHadACupcake: *bugle*
hoping for words: who is this war on?
BillyHadACupcake: YOU
BillyHadACupcake: INIFIDEL
Llama Chieftan: *soundtrack*
BillyHadACupcake: HERETIC
BillyHadACupcake: BLASPHEMER
hoping for words: oooh, fun.
BillyHadACupcake: uh...
Llama Chieftan: UNBELIEVER!
BillyHadACupcake: HEATHEN!
BillyHadACupcake: ...you...you...
Llama Chieftan: way to copy all our old insults
BillyHadACupcake: I know
BillyHadACupcake: MUFFIN HATER!!!
Llama Chieftan: *GASP!*
hoping for words: i don't hate them.
BillyHadACupcake: LIES
Llama Chieftan: PROPAGANDA
BillyHadACupcake: High Inquisitor, arrest that girl!
Llama Chieftan: yessir!
BillyHadACupcake: We will let the Spanish Inquisition take care of her
BillyHadACupcake: Cuz nobody suspects the Spanish inquisition!
hoping for words: speaking of high inquisitor...
hoping for words: trev
BillyHadACupcake: If this is HP related...
hoping for words: yes.
hoping for words: slightly.
BillyHadACupcake: *plugs ears*
BillyHadACupcake: LALALALALA
hoping for words: no, seriously
Llama Chieftan: plug your eyes!
BillyHadACupcake: *plugs eyes with knives*
Llama Chieftan: i meant with your hands...
BillyHadACupcake: ...dammit
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BillyHadACupcake: Ok
BillyHadACupcake: So
BillyHadACupcake: Where were we
BillyHadACupcake: oh
BillyHadACupcake: WAR
BillyHadACupcake: JIHAD
Llama Chieftan: right
hoping for words: REVOLUTION!
BillyHadACupcake: Shuttup
BillyHadACupcake: heretic
Llama Chieftan: RABBLERABBLERABBLE!
hoping for words: do you hear the people sing?
hoping for words: singing the songs of angry men
BillyHadACupcake: PEASANT MOB
Llama Chieftan: PITCHFORKS ALL AROUND!
hoping for words: it is the music of the people
BillyHadACupcake: Gasp!
hoping for words: that will not be slaves again...
BillyHadACupcake: She is singing devil music!
hoping for words: en francais...
hoping for words: et la volonte du peuple...
BillyHadACupcake: DEVIL MUSIC
Llama Chieftan: *gasp!*
hoping for words: or summat like that.
Llama Chieftan: not the french!
BillyHadACupcake: C'mon
BillyHadACupcake: Nobody suspects the spanish inquisition
Llama Chieftan: never
BillyHadACupcake: but EVERYONE expects the FRENCH inquisition
hoping for words: i do
hoping for words: YOUR PLAN IS FOILED.
BillyHadACupcake: First Outside Inside Last ed?
BillyHadACupcake: Don't use your damn mathematics on me!
BillyHadACupcake: Demon worshipper!
Llama Chieftan: so that's her scheme!
Llama Chieftan: she's planning to sacrifice us!
Llama Chieftan: with our own knives!
BillyHadACupcake: Oh yeah?
BillyHadACupcake: Well
hoping for words: damm
BillyHadACupcake: Take THIS
hoping for words: you discovered my plan
BillyHadACupcake: *throws Holy Water at her*
BillyHadACupcake: Aha!
hoping for words: *swims in it*
BillyHadACupcake: Demon worshipper!
BillyHadACupcake: Gasp
BillyHadACupcake: She is protected by Satan himself!
Llama Chieftan: oh no!
BillyHadACupcake: ...Henny, stop protecting her
Llama Chieftan: my bad
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hoping for words: *sacrifices henny*
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: NOOOO
hoping for words: *to the heathen gods*
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Dude
BillyHadACupcake: You sacrificed him to me?
373
Llama Chieftan: and that was an auto-hit, btw
BillyHadACupcake: YEAH
hoping for words: no duh.
BillyHadACupcake: GOD-MODER
hoping for words: AUTO-HITS GALORE!
BillyHadACupcake: *kills you*
BillyHadACupcake: *dodges whatever you do to me*
Llama Chieftan: *puts tacks in her couch*
hoping for words: attentionworld (noun) a place of auto-hits.
BillyHadACupcake: Psht
BillyHadACupcake: Only when YOU'RE here
hoping for words: you do it too
BillyHadACupcake: You....auto-hitter
Llama Chieftan: i mean, the rest of the time it's an orgy
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah, really
hoping for words: your sacred greeting, remember?
hoping for words: is an autohit
Llama Chieftan: we could've been stabbing ourselves
Llama Chieftan: it's never specified
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
BillyHadACupcake: Lets use that argument
Llama Chieftan: ok
Llama Chieftan: see, we actually commit suicide upon seeing each other
hoping for words: ...
BillyHadACupcake: We're THAT emo
374
CloudRider17: Everyone hates me on DAB
BillyHadACupcake: ...Well yeah, duh they do
CloudRider17: AND I LOVE IT
BillyHadACupcake: Well yeah, duh you do
EpitomeOfWeasel: You know why they hate you?
EpitomeOfWeasel: 'cause you RP correctly
CloudRider17: lol
CloudRider17: Must be that
EpitomeOfWeasel: you aren't like "OMFG I LYK RABBITZ N I MOLEST BOYZ!"
EpitomeOfWeasel: no you're like "OMFG I LYK RABBITZ N I MOLEST GIRLZ
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BillyHadACupcake: *shakes it up*
BillyHadACupcake: *lurk*
Llama Chieftan: at the same time?!
BillyHadACupcake: Hell yeah
BillyHadACupcake: I'm a renaissance man!
CloudRider17: sure you are.
CloudRider17: Can you play fiddle at the same time?
BillyHadACupcake: Yes, yes I can
BillyHadACupcake: *fiddles*
CloudRider17: How do you lurk while fiddling!?
BillyHadACupcake: ...Wouldn't you like to know
BillyHadACupcake: Let's just say, I'm flexible
CloudRider17: ...with your feet?
BillyHadACupcake: ...How could I fiddle with my feet?
hoping for words: talent.
Llama Chieftan: that's what she said
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Asylum3scapee: SPANK THAT CHIIIILLLLDDDDDD
hoping for words: *spanks dirk*
CloudRider17: Yeah, thanks
CloudRider17: And no one listened to my story.
CloudRider17: Damn
Llama Chieftan: i did!
BillyHadACupcake: I DID
BillyHadACupcake: n't
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Llama Chieftan: who should YOU be doing?
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: A very hot emo boy?
379
EpitomeOfWeasel: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWW
Llama Chieftan: is EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMM upside down
Le Nedla: ...wow
Llama Chieftan: *profound*
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BillyHadACupcake: I wonder if the Horde would like some death
BillyHadACupcake: Or activity from its leaders
BillyHadACupcake: Either/or
Llama Chieftan: hahaha
Llama Chieftan: maybe transferring power at some point?
BillyHadACupcake: Maybe
Llama Chieftan: probably a good idea
BillyHadACupcake: Probably
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: So
Llama Chieftan: so
BillyHadACupcake: How about that sports team
Llama Chieftan: yessir...that does...sports
Llama Chieftan: so well...
BillyHadACupcake: M'hm
Llama Chieftan: oh yeah
Llama Chieftan: championship material this year
BillyHadACupcake: I agree
Llama Chieftan: maybe even finals
381
CloudRider17: You guys have issues.
BillyHadACupcake: Oh, do you want some?
CloudRider17: Please
BillyHadACupcake: *hands a box*
Llama Chieftan: and the obvious award goes to.....
BillyHadACupcake: Oh, I know this one!
CloudRider17: MORGAN!
BillyHadACupcake: ...Oh
BillyHadACupcake: I was gonna say the turtle
Llama Chieftan: no dirk, those are TISSUES
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: But it says 'issues' on the box!
Llama Chieftan: that's because you ate the t, silly
BillyHadACupcake: Ah
BillyHadACupcake: Right
BillyHadACupcake: Sorry Morgie, lemme find you a real box of issues
CloudRider17: ...
CloudRider17: Um... okay.
BillyHadACupcake: Ah, got one
BillyHadACupcake: Depression flavoured
Llama Chieftan: yup, that's the real deal
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Oh god
BillyHadACupcake: My life sucks
BillyHadACupcake: *cry*
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Llama Chieftan: 1-800-SEX-DDCC
BillyHadACupcake: Tried it, I think they blocked my number...
Llama Chieftan: oh, that's what that button does...
Llama Chieftan: oops
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: See that one that says "Self Destruct"?
BillyHadACupcake: Press it
BillyHadACupcake: With your face up close
383
Llama Chieftan: aww, poor alden
BillyHadACupcake: no
BillyHadACupcake: not poor alden
BillyHadACupcake: she stole my wallet, she's freaking rich!
Llama Chieftan: what?!
Llama Chieftan: what a weasel!
Llama Chieftan: vermin!
BillyHadACupcake: better than a ferret though
Llama Chieftan: but not better than Ferretz gone wild
BillyHadACupcake: True
BillyHadACupcake: Although Weaselz Gone Wild would be better
BillyHadACupcake: But someone won't star in it
BillyHadACupcake: *glares at a certain punk weasel in this chat room*
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Llama Chieftan: because she's LAME
Llama Chieftan: LAAAAME
Llama Chieftan: *cough*
BillyHadACupcake: LAME
BillyHadACupcake: LAME
Llama Chieftan: LAMEY PANTS
BillyHadACupcake: SHE GOT NO GAME
Llama Chieftan: OR A SHOT AT FAME
BillyHadACupcake: NO SKILL TO MAIM
BillyHadACupcake: SHE'S WAY TOO TAME
Llama Chieftan: OR NO SHOTS TO AIM
BillyHadACupcake: ITS ALL THE SAME
Llama Chieftan: AND SHE'S TO BLAME
CloudRider17: wtf.
CloudRider17: you guys have issues
CloudRider17: once more
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: No
BillyHadACupcake: We gave the box to you
CloudRider17: oh righto
CloudRider17: i forgot
CloudRider17: let me give you those back
BillyHadACupcake: Thanks
CloudRider17: *tosses issues back on Trevor and Henry*
Llama Chieftan: *PUNTED!*
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BillyHadACupcake: *musical number* ISSUES! ISSUES! THEY'RE NOT QUITE AS USEFUL AS TISSUES!
CloudRider17: they are.
CloudRider17: actually.
BillyHadACupcake: AND THE FISH SHOES! ARE CASHEWS!
Llama Chieftan: THAT SOMEONE FUZZY DREW!
Llama Chieftan: BUT ALAS NOONE KNEW!
BillyHadACupcake: ABOUT THE ISSUES
BillyHadACupcake: IN MY PAAAAAANTS! *twirls cane and walks off stage*
CloudRider17: ..............................
CloudRider17: kill... me.... now
CloudRider17 has left the room.
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Llama Chieftan: we should make a musical
BillyHadACupcake: We should
BillyHadACupcake: And cut Alden out of it
Llama Chieftan: hahaha
Le Nedla: ...YAY!!!!!!!!
Le Nedla: Hey!
Le Nedla: No
Llama Chieftan: she can be the understudy
BillyHadACupcake: Or the underwear
Le Nedla: THERE IS NO UNDERSTUDY FOR LA CARLOTTA!
Llama Chieftan: or the corpse
Le Nedla: ...*PTO*
BillyHadACupcake: Or the...underwear
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BillyHadACupcake: I know enough of PTO from her ramblings to know Christine chooses Raoul or something like that
BillyHadACupcake: And the Phantom gets rejected
Llama Chieftan: owned
BillyHadACupcake: Sexy, but rejected
BillyHadACupcake: Story of my life
BillyHadACupcake: *dramatic sigh*
Llama Chieftan: well, that means he can have lots of casual sex
BillyHadACupcake: ...With Raoul
Llama Chieftan: well that just goes without saying
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BillyHadACupcake: I still say we make it different in our version
BillyHadACupcake: And have the two guys go off together
BillyHadACupcake: and the girl gets rejected
Llama Chieftan: sweet
Le Nedla: ...No!
Le Nedla: YOU CANNOT TAMPER WITH PTO
Llama Chieftan: yes!
Llama Chieftan: let's destroy cliches!
Le Nedla: ...Plus, you don't know the music well enough to parody.
Llama Chieftan: that's why there's the internet
BillyHadACupcake: Indeed
Le Nedla: ...Psht
BillyHadACupcake: We're creative enough to twist it successfully
Le Nedla: Trevor would never listen to pto
BillyHadACupcake: So?
Le Nedla: he's in a spitey mood
BillyHadACupcake: I could sing my own version
Llama Chieftan: we just need the lyrics
BillyHadACupcake: Exactly
Llama Chieftan: same number of syllables
Le Nedla: ....But you wouldn't find the right songs.
Llama Chieftan: ...that's why there's google
Le Nedla: cause the soundtrack does not have the full list
BillyHadACupcake: "the phaaaantom of the opera is here" can become "the friiiidge is making cold the beer"
Le Nedla: ...Lol
Llama Chieftan: hahaha
Le Nedla: ...and then how would Sing my Angel of Music, Sing, sing for me! tie into that!??!
Llama Chieftan: well don't expect great works of us right now
Llama Chieftan: it needs time, see
Llama Chieftan: you can't rush classics
BillyHadACupcake: hm
BillyHadACupcake: what rhymes with music?
BillyHadACupcake: john cusack?
Llama Chieftan: not really
Llama Chieftan: pretty much nothing
BillyHadACupcake: hm
BillyHadACupcake: we can twist it a bit
Llama Chieftan: i think that's the point of the whole thing
BillyHadACupcake: right
BillyHadACupcake: Hah!
BillyHadACupcake: Got it
BillyHadACupcake: �Sting my magical toothpick. Sting, sting like a bee!�
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EpitomeOfWeasel: *jumps in the air*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *waves hands like she doesn't care, but she does, in fact, care very much*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *I mean seriously...what if you get handprints on the ceiling?
EpitomeOfWeasel: *And get like...Cheeto stains?*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Then we gotta clean the ceiling. It's like WTF? You don't throw a party to clean the ceiling*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Then you gotta get the ceiling-cleaner guys*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *I bet they're all sleazy*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *I bet they wear tight jumpsuits*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *I BET THEY CHARGE $60 AN HOUR, MAN*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *That's cheap*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *But like I was saying*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *YOU BETTA RECOGNIZE*
EpitomeOfWeasel: Ciao
EpitomeOfWeasel signed off at 7:22:18 PM.
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Asylum3scapee: Gah. I have this bump on my hand and it's weirding me out
BillyHadACupcake: Ooh, I know what it is
BillyHadACupcake: Its all the negative energy in the universe converging on the one point on your hand
BillyHadACupcake: *nod*
BillyHadACupcake: A friend of mine had a similar case, see
Asylum3scapee: No see...
Asylum3scapee: That's already been done
Asylum3scapee: And it was aimed at your mom
Asylum3scapee: And she was like 'Honey, I have a bump on my stomach'
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TheManeSean: I'm out like Christopher Reeve in a game of Twister.
TheManeSean signed off at 11:15:10 PM.
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BillyHadACupcake: Did you know there are people who live their whole life in deja vu?
BillyHadACupcake: That must suck
Asylum3scapee: there are?!
BillyHadACupcake: M'hm
Asylum3scapee: Who said?
BillyHadACupcake: Article I read on BBC or CNN or something
Asylum3scapee: Wow
Asylum3scapee: that must suck
BillyHadACupcake: It really would
Asylum3scapee: Be like 'I've seen this before....'
Asylum3scapee: 'Uhm, excuse me?'
Asylum3scapee: 'Oh... sorry'
Asylum3scapee: 'You've done this before? What?!'
Asylum3scapee: 'No no, don't worry honey. *clears throat* I take this woman... to be my wife...'
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: I was gonna say
BillyHadACupcake: They'd never be a virgin
Asylum3scapee: Ho dang
BillyHadACupcake: They've always done it before
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: lol
Asylum3scapee: 'Man.... just like last time'
Asylum3scapee: 'Uh... I thought you said you'd never done it'
Asylum3scapee: 'No, no, sweetie, I haven-'
Asylum3scapee: 'Is this like our wedding?! God I hate you! *leaves*'
BillyHadACupcake: "Dammit...not again"
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BillyHadACupcake: Laughter is the very best medicine
BillyHadACupcake: Remember that when your appendix bursts next week
Asylum3scapee: dude, that's gotta hurt
Asylum3scapee: I mean
Asylum3scapee: You know when you get that hollow ache/cramp thing on one side of your lower body. Like... it's weird. But it hurts so much
Asylum3scapee: I imagine an appendix burst like that, times five million
BillyHadACupcake: ...Can you imagine times 5 million?
BillyHadACupcake: cuz 5 million is a lot
BillyHadACupcake: like, more than 4 million
Asylum3scapee: yah...
Asylum3scapee: welll maybe ten thousand
BillyHadACupcake: but still dude, that's like, twice 5 thousand
Asylum3scapee: well
Asylum3scapee: times ten
Asylum3scapee: okay?!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: but that's FIVE TIMES 2!
Asylum3scapee: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!?
Asylum3scapee: YOUR APPENDIX BURSTING HURTS A HECKUVA LOT MORE THAN A CRAMP1!!!!!!
BillyHadACupcake: But how do you know till you try it?
Asylum3scapee: Because......
Asylum3scapee: I don't
Asylum3scapee: buuut
Asylum3scapee: I know it probably does
Asylum3scapee: and if it doesn't, I'll take it back
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Well
BillyHadACupcake: Only one way to find out
Asylum3scapee: Yah
Asylum3scapee: I'll come and visit you at the hospital
BillyHadACupcake: Thanks
Asylum3scapee: *pats on back* good luck
BillyHadACupcake: Appreciate it
Asylum3scapee: Mhm
BillyHadACupcake: Brb then...if I don't come back see you in the hospital
Asylum3scapee: Alright
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Actually
BillyHadACupcake: First off
BillyHadACupcake: ...how does one go about bursting ones appendix?
Asylum3scapee: uhm
Asylum3scapee: I don't..... know
BillyHadACupcake: I guess I'll just swallow some dynamite or something
Asylum3scapee: Okay
Asylum3scapee: Good luck finding it
BillyHadACupcake: OH MY GOD THE PAIN OH THE EFFING AGONY HOLY SHAZBOT IT HURTS LIKE HELLL!!!11!!1!1
BillyHadACupcake: I hate it when I break a nail
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BillyHadACupcake: ...And there goes my dog howling at something outside
Asylum3scapee: haha
Asylum3scapee: it's storming here
BillyHadACupcake: Oh, its my mom
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: your mom howls?
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Asylum3scapee: Oh
Asylum3scapee: I get it
Asylum3scapee: whoops
BillyHadACupcake: *in the mood, so quotes that*
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Asylum3scapee: Man
Asylum3scapee: If our religions and morals were aligned
Asylum3scapee: I would so marry you
Asylum3scapee: hah wait.
Asylum3scapee: not even
Asylum3scapee: Psh
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Don't scare me like that!
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BillyHadACupcake: good
BillyHadACupcake: my fingers did not betray me
BillyHadACupcake: ...yet
BillyHadACupcake: *glares at them*
Asylum3scapee: *pat*
Asylum3scapee: they're good fingers
Asylum3scapee: they serve you well I'm sure
Asylum3scapee: don't add to that
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BillyHadACupcake: And we have a pear tree too
BillyHadACupcake: Produces things that resemble pears...we don't risk eating them though
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: I would
Asylum3scapee: I would so eat them
Asylum3scapee: what color are they?
BillyHadACupcake: ...greyish green
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: I
Asylum3scapee: I might take a bite...
BillyHadACupcake: I ain't paying for your hospitable bill
Asylum3scapee: Lol
Asylum3scapee: Hospitable
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Shuttup
Asylum3scapee: It made me laugh
Asylum3scapee: :D
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah...that's what it was meant to do...I did it on purpose
BillyHadACupcake: Really
BillyHadACupcake: *nod*
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Asylum3scapee: A hospitable bill
Asylum3scapee: could you imagine that?
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
Asylum3scapee: "Thanks neighbor for lettin' me come over for a beer! But uh... I'm gonna have to ask that you pay this bill now. It's a hospitable bill y'see..."
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Asylum3scapee: FINE
Asylum3scapee: I"M GAY
Asylum3scapee: ALRIGHT?!?!?
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Asylum3scapee: I had a dream that I feel I should be telling you, because I'm most certain that it pertained to the ROC.... but I can't remember it :/
Asylum3scapee: OH
Asylum3scapee: I was watching T.v.
Asylum3scapee: And it was a singing competition
Asylum3scapee: and Alden was on it
Asylum3scapee: *nod*
BillyHadACupcake: Ah
Asylum3scapee: but i guess I should tell that to Alden
BillyHadACupcake: Alden on TV, what a great idea
BillyHadACupcake: That way I could turn her off
Asylum3scapee: You don't have a problem with turning her off
Asylum3scapee: But it'd be the only way you could ever turn her on
BillyHadACupcake: ...Pwned
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Auto response from Asylum3scapee: Movie. Leave me a message and I love you long time
BillyHadACupcake: You better love me long time
BillyHadACupcake: This message is costing me 0.05 cents a character
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: it is?
BillyHadACupcake: yes
Asylum3scapee: You on a cell phone?
BillyHadACupcake: no
BillyHadACupcake: but I�m charging myself anyway
Asylum3scapee: .....
Asylum3scapee: Why?
BillyHadACupcake: I need the money
Ylarlarharhg!
Wololo!
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