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Asylum3scapee:
You're an insensitive jerk then, and you need to get in touch with your feelings!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Fine then
BillyHadACupcake: I feel like...punching you in the face!
Asylum3scapee: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Time to get in touch with that
BillyHadACupcake: *punches in face*

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Asylum3scapee:
Blah...
Asylum3scapee: I think someone was spying on me
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: *whistles innocently*

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EpitomeOfWeasel:
How IS everybody?
hyper superducky: I'm good
hyper superducky: BOYS FUCKING SUCK. But I'm good.
BillyHadACupcake: No, girls suck. Boys enjoy it

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Le Nedla:
What happened Cons?
EpitomeOfWeasel: ??
EpitomeOfWeasel:
What happened Consy?
BillyHadACupcake: CONSYWONSY
BillyHadACupcake: WHAT HAPPENED!1!!1!
EpitomeOfWeasel: Consynoodle
BillyHadACupcake: Consypoodle
EpitomeOfWeasel: Consycarrot
BillyHadACupcake: Consypants
EpitomeOfWeasel: NO
EpitomeOfWeasel: NEVER SPEAK AGAIN

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BillyHadACupcake:
So
BillyHadACupcake: we don't need any mushyness from you folks
Asylum3scapee: Oh, fine
Asylum3scapee: Awesome one
BillyHadACupcake: bitch
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: *Hurt*
BillyHadACupcake: you started it

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Asylum3scapee:
So what's been up?
BillyHadACupcake: The sky
BillyHadACupcake: I hope
Asylum3scapee: ....*checks*
Asylum3scapee: yeah
BillyHadACupcake: I can't see
BillyHadACupcake: Its too dark
Asylum3scapee: Don't tell me you taped your eyes shut now
BillyHadACupcake: no, but the sun ran away
Asylum3scapee: ...Ah
BillyHadACupcake: But hey
BillyHadACupcake: Thats a good idea
BillyHadACupcake: Now where did I put that tape...
Asylum3scapee: Oh look, he's taping his eyes shut
Asylum3scapee: Now to post pictures
Asylum3scapee: :D
BillyHadACupcake: Eh
BillyHadACupcake: Nothing worth seeing anyway
BillyHadACupcake: Ohhhhh

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Asylum3scapee:
Yay!!!
Asylum3scapee: *Throws glitter everywhere*
Asylum3scapee: *Dances around*
BillyHadACupcake: *dances*
BillyHadACupcake: *belly dances*
BillyHadACupcake: *pole dances*
Asylum3scapee: *Gets glitter in eye* agh... *staggers back, rubbing eye* can't.. see! *trips over backwards and falls of cliff, dying a horrible bloody death impaled on spikes*
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: *laughs*
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: You're suposed to cry and throw flowers and scream about how much you'll miss me and how much I meant to you
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Orrr
BillyHadACupcake: I could laugh

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Asylum3scapee:
Anyone heard of Collete Trudeau?
BillyHadACupcake: Nope
Asylum3scapee: hm
BillyHadACupcake: Wait
BillyHadACupcake: No, nevermind, that's a french dessert

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BillyHadACupcake:
Hey, I should name a dessert
BillyHadACupcake: And then it can become famous
BillyHadACupcake: And um
Asylum3scapee: Yeah
BillyHadACupcake: rule the world
BillyHadACupcake: Ice cream a la Trevor!
BillyHadACupcake: Ice cream...but its happy ice cream!
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: What kind of happy?
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: I meant like...
BillyHadACupcake: That is up to the imagination of the person eating the ice cream
Asylum3scapee: Oh nevermind

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BillyHadACupcake:
Quoth the raven "nevermore"
BillyHadACupcake: Quoth the duck "quack off"
BillyHadACupcake: Quoth the, um, emu, "fuck off, poseur"
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: Wtc?
BillyHadACupcake: You heard the emu

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BillyHadACupcake:
...
BillyHadACupcake: My compy froze up and didn't allow me to say goodbye
BillyHadACupcake: wah
Asylum3scapee: Aw
Asylum3scapee: *hug*
Asylum3scapee: don't worry
BillyHadACupcake: *blows up inflatable Alden-doll*
Asylum3scapee: she loves you
BillyHadACupcake: *waves goodbye to it*
Asylum3scapee: ..woah
BillyHadACupcake: I mean uh
Asylum3scapee: How long have you had that?
BillyHadACupcake: I don't have tons of those stored in my closet
BillyHadACupcake: Nope
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: Sicko
Asylum3scapee: *shove*
Asylum3scapee: But I love you anyways. :D
BillyHadACupcake: Don't worry
BillyHadACupcake: I have just as many inflatable Shady -dolls
Asylum3scapee: Ew
Asylum3scapee: Why would you do something like that?!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: O:-)
Asylum3scapee: �Subject chaaaaaaange

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Asylum3scapee:
Dude my cat just ripped my arm up :[
BillyHadACupcake: Aw
BillyHadACupcake: Why didn't it rip it down to compensate?
BillyHadACupcake: Stupid cat

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Asylum3scapee:
You're on wotmania, aren't you?
Asylum3scapee: Because you take a long time to answer and you come up with weird stuff. *not stalking you*
Asylum3scapee: *That's for sure*
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Maybe I am
Asylum3scapee: And maybe you're not
Asylum3scapee: I can't see well from your closet
BillyHadACupcake: Oh come on out then
BillyHadACupcake: Come out of the closet, Shady
Asylum3scapee: *Comes out*
Asylum3scapee: There
Asylum3scapee: I came out of the closet!
Asylum3scapee: Please don't be mad
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Ok, Alpha Squad, open fire

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BillyHadACupcake:
Chuck Norris, finish her off afterwards
Asylum3scapee: I would be dead
Asylum3scapee: how would he finish me off?
BillyHadACupcake: Umm
BillyHadACupcake: He's Chuck Norris
BillyHadACupcake: He can do anything
Asylum3scapee: Right
BillyHadACupcake: Oh, and then Jack Bauer can arrest you
BillyHadACupcake: Cuz you're a terrorist
Asylum3scapee: I.... am?
Asylum3scapee: Gosh... this is what I get for coming out of the closet?!
Asylum3scapee: You suck
BillyHadACupcake: Okies
BillyHadACupcake: And yes, you're a terrorist
BillyHadACupcake: A peppermint tea nazi terrorist
Asylum3scapee: ...Ah
Asylum3scapee: Right

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BillyHadACupcake:
Ouch. Blame is so pointy

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BillyHadACupcake:
And you and Nick can live happily ever after
BillyHadACupcake: In a gingerbread house
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: With an oven
BillyHadACupcake: And a wicked old witch who wants to eat you

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BillyHadACupcake:
If life was easy...
BillyHadACupcake: Well
BillyHadACupcake: I'd be in Chesapeake right now
Asylum3scapee: Yeh
BillyHadACupcake: Sadly, I am not
Asylum3scapee: *pat*
BillyHadACupcake: But
BillyHadACupcake: I AM in Texas
BillyHadACupcake: Outside the house of a little girl I know
Asylum3scapee: ...

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Asylum3scapee:
Aw
Asylum3scapee: I hate kids :}
Asylum3scapee: *love
Asylum3scapee: O.o

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Asylum3scapee:
*undecided*
Asylum3scapee: *Needs goading*
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: *goats*

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Le Nedla:
Chorus is the best
Le Nedla: I mean
Le Nedla: really
Le Nedla: what's much better than singing!?!?
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: sex?
Le Nedla: no
Le Nedla: meaningful
BillyHadACupcake: sex is meaningful

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BillyHadACupcake:
sex is one of two things
BillyHadACupcake: the natural means of reproduction of the species
BillyHadACupcake: and entertainment
Asylum3scapee: ...
Le Nedla: Shady
Le Nedla: smile and nod
Le Nedla: we don't want to have a
Le Nedla: "what sex is" conversation with trevor.

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Asylum3scapee:
Well in my opinion it's a God-given expression of great love and it takes commitment and respect
BillyHadACupcake: ...*smiles and nods*

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Asylum3scapee:
Oh creative ones, I am trying to set up an account on Ultimate Guitar.com and I need a username other than Shady, but I would like it to pertain to Shady at least
Asylum3scapee: Help mee
BillyHadACupcake: Shadykins?
BillyHadACupcake: Shadowfang?
BillyHadACupcake: 54@d33?
BillyHadACupcake: Shadizzle?
BillyHadACupcake: ShadyLady?
BillyHadACupcake: Poopoohead?
BillyHadACupcake: Shadylicious?
BillyHadACupcake: I'm having so much fun here...
Asylum3scapee: BillyHadACupcake: Poopoohead?
Asylum3scapee: ...
BillyHadACupcake:
O:-)

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Asylum3scapee:
I should say something out of character
BillyHadACupcake: go ahead
Asylum3scapee: Something out of character!!!!
Asylum3scapee: Omgsh, that felt so weird O.o

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Asylum3scapee:
bacccckdbejfsrhjgb
Asylum3scapee: :D :D :D :D :D :D
Asylum3scapee: *'Cited*
Asylum3scapee: *Bounces around*
Asylum3scapee: *Squeals*
Asylum3scapee: *pees on floor*
Asylum3scapee: :D

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BillyHadACupcake:
*has more peanuts*
BillyHadACupcake: Alden
BillyHadACupcake: Are you honey roasted?

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BillyHadACupcake:
I'll be your bodyguard
BillyHadACupcake: *guards your body*
BillyHadACupcake: And IIIIIIIeeeeIIIIIIIeeeeIIIII will always love youuuuUUUUUUuuuu
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: *cough*
Asylum3scapee: Wow
Asylum3scapee: Check please!

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Asylum3scapee:
I'm talking to myself on AIM
Asylum3scapee: And actually holding an intellectual conversation
Asylum3scapee: I think I should be scared
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BillyHadACupcake:
You're all pretty
BillyHadACupcake: 'cept Henry
BillyHadACupcake: The loser
hoping for words: lol
BillyHadACupcake: Wait, he's in here?
Asylum3scapee: Awww
Llama Chieftan: *cry*
BillyHadACupcake: *cough*
Asylum3scapee: Mhm
BillyHadACupcake: Don't worry
hoping for words: nice, trevor
Asylum3scapee: Henny's handsome
BillyHadACupcake: I'll make it up to you tonight
Asylum3scapee: *pets*
hoping for words: ... ewwwwwww
BillyHadACupcake: ;-)
Llama Chieftan: or make it dowwwwwn
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: STOP
hoping for words: that's it, i'm gone
Asylum3scapee: I WAS TRYING TO
Asylum3scapee: Gah

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hoping for words:
you call bashing up people's shins enjoyable?
BillyHadACupcake: ...Yes
Asylum3scapee: ...yes

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BillyHadACupcake:
Dude
BillyHadACupcake: One time
BillyHadACupcake: We all need to get together
BillyHadACupcake: And make a OMFG movie or something
Llama Chieftan: yes!
hoping for words: YES!
hyper superducky: YES
BillyHadACupcake: YES
hyper superducky: YESSSS
Llama Chieftan: OH YES!
BillyHadACupcake: YEEEESSSS
Llama Chieftan: DON'T STOP!
hyper superducky: *lights cigarrette*
BillyHadACupcake: OH YES BABY YES, YES
hoping for words: YEA, BABY!
hyper superducky: lol
Llama Chieftan: lol
hyper superducky: That...
hyper superducky: was interesting.
BillyHadACupcake: Aaaanyways
Llama Chieftan: and we're not dirty at all
BillyHadACupcake: Nope
BillyHadACupcake: Course not

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BillyHadACupcake:
this is the ultamite showdown
BillyHadACupcake: whoah
hyper superducky: ULTAMITE!
BillyHadACupcake: ultimate*
hyper superducky: Dun dun dunnn
hyper superducky: I am..Ultamite!
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
Llama Chieftan: hero of mite kind!
BillyHadACupcake: Hells yeah
hyper superducky: COUSIN OF THE TERMITE

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Llama Chieftan has left the room.

hoping for words: yes! henry has left!
BillyHadACupcake: Damn
hoping for words: now we can talk about him
BillyHadACupcake: Isn't he so hot!?!?!?1/1/1/1./4,135niahgd
BillyHadACupcake: Way to kill Chat, Trev...
hoping for words: *slaps*

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BillyHadACupcake:
Shadyface! I love shadyfaces! Drinks all around!

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BillyHadACupcake:
*eating balls*
Asylum3scapee: *Not going to comment*

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BillyHadACupcake:
I get knocked down
BillyHadACupcake: But I get up again
EpitomeOfWeasel: No ya don't
EpitomeOfWeasel: *knocks down*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *chains to floor*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *in a non-kinky manner*
BillyHadACupcake: damn
BillyHadACupcake: ruin my fun

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BillyHadACupcake:
We're here for you
BillyHadACupcake: *emotional moment*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *warmfuzzies*
EpitomeOfWeasel: Oh nevermind
EpitomeOfWeasel: that's my slippers
EpitomeOfWeasel: *tear*
BillyHadACupcake: ...oy, my slippers!
EpitomeOfWeasel: *sparkle*
BillyHadACupcake: that's who took them!
EpitomeOfWeasel: >.> <.<
EpitomeOfWeasel: you said you didn't like bunnies anymore....
BillyHadACupcake: I don't....but still
BillyHadACupcake: I cried myself to sleep over those...
EpitomeOfWeasel: The bunnies like me better
EpitomeOfWeasel: look at the way they wiggle they're adorable noses when I come by
EpitomeOfWeasel: ...or maybe that's after the crack I give them
BillyHadACupcake: ...Hehe, crack
BillyHadACupcake: Wait
BillyHadACupcake: MY CRACK!
BillyHadACupcake: YOU STOLE THAT TOO!
EpitomeOfWeasel: >.>
EpitomeOfWeasel: <.<
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
EpitomeOfWeasel: THE BUNNIES WANTED IT
BillyHadACupcake: BUT BUT
BillyHadACupcake: MINE
Llama Chieftan: hahaha
EpitomeOfWeasel: It was Henry!
EpitomeOfWeasel: He...sold it to me
Llama Chieftan: what?!
EpitomeOfWeasel: after he stole it from you!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
EpitomeOfWeasel: yep!
Llama Chieftan: i did nothing of the sort!
BillyHadACupcake: HENRY!
EpitomeOfWeasel: HENRY!
BillyHadACupcake: YOU BETRAYED ME!
Llama Chieftan: she lies!
BillyHadACupcake: *crysob*
EpitomeOfWeasel: HOW COULD YOU! YOU HEARTLESS CREATURE OF THE DARK!
BillyHadACupcake: MURDERER
BillyHadACupcake: TERRORIST
BillyHadACupcake: LEPER
BillyHadACupcake: WITCH
BillyHadACupcake: POOPOOHEAD
EpitomeOfWeasel: MEANYPANTS
Llama Chieftan: *gasp*
EpitomeOfWeasel: BUTTMUNCH
Llama Chieftan: you've seen me for who i truly am
Llama Chieftan: NOW PREPARE TO DIE!
EpitomeOfWeasel: MOOGLE-BLASPHEMER!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Llama Chieftan: ooo that was too far
Llama Chieftan: i was the one who gave you moogle noises!
Llama Chieftan: and this is how you repay me?!
Llama Chieftan: *draws machete*
BillyHadACupcake:
...
BillyHadACupcake: Hey!
BillyHadACupcake: MY MACHETE!

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BillyHadACupcake:
DO YOU HAVE A PERMISSION SLIP FOR THAT PENGUIN!?
EpitomeOfWeasel: No
BillyHadACupcake: Oh
BillyHadACupcake: Ok
BillyHadACupcake: Just wondering

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hoping for words:
there is something drastically wrong with those three quotes pages
hoping for words: I'M NOT ON ANY OF THEM!!!!
hoping for words: HOW DID THAT HAPPEN, TREVOR?????????
Llama Chieftan: uh oh
BillyHadACupcake: Sorry, just not good enough I guess
BillyHadACupcake: �*anti-kick*

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BillyHadACupcake: I'm like a dog
BillyHadACupcake: �Loyal
BillyHadACupcake: And fun to pet!

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Le Nedla: this is a deranged easter egg
BillyHadACupcake: You're a deranged easter egg

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BillyHadACupcake: *hand hurts*
BillyHadACupcake: I'm cutting
BillyHadACupcake: ...the tape off that is
Le Nedla: awwwww
Le Nedla: EmoTrev!
BillyHadACupcake: Shut up, you don't know me
BillyHadACupcake: *writes a poem about that*

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Le Nedla: ...stupid.effing.aim.
BillyHadACupcake: Haha
BillyHadACupcake: I laugh
BillyHadACupcake: Like this
BillyHadACupcake: *laughs*
Le Nedla: :-(

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BillyHadACupcake: Wish there was little font on chats
Asylum3scapee: Why?
BillyHadACupcake: ...Its cute and adorable
Asylum3scapee: Your face is cute and adorable
Asylum3scapee: pwned
BillyHadACupcake: Damn
BillyHadACupcake: That one hurt

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Asylum3scapee: Bleh
Asylum3scapee: You guys
Asylum3scapee: I need friends
Asylum3scapee: Seriously
BillyHadACupcake: ...sorry, we're all out of those in here
BillyHadACupcake: you might try the flea market down the street

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BillyHadACupcake: I'm such a social internet butterfly
BillyHadACupcake: *flutters wings prettily*

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BillyHadACupcake: loooozer
Asylum3scapee: ...
Llama Chieftan: lol
Asylum3scapee: I'm not a loser
Asylum3scapee: *Sob*
BillyHadACupcake: ...yes you are
Asylum3scapee: But you guys still love me, right?
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: *Sigh* I give up
Llama Chieftan: of course we do
Asylum3scapee: YAY!
Asylum3scapee: *hugs*
Asylum3scapee: Just when i was about to go get ice cream
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Um
BillyHadACupcake: Yes
BillyHadACupcake: Of course
BillyHadACupcake: Love you
BillyHadACupcake: Tons
Llama Chieftan: dirk, be more convincing
BillyHadACupcake: oh, right
Llama Chieftan: go all caps
BillyHadACupcake: I love you Shady!
BillyHadACupcake: I LOVE YOU!!!
hoping for words: um.
hoping for words: still not convincing
Llama Chieftan: go bold too
BillyHadACupcake: YOU'RE MY FAVOURITEST PERSON EVER!!!!!1!1!!
Llama Chieftan: and italics
Llama Chieftan: and maybe underline
Asylum3scapee: ....
BillyHadACupcake: I LOVE YOOOOO!!!!!

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hoping for words: you should move to america, Trevor
BillyHadACupcake: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hoping for words: you're dying for the lack of lawsuits in canada
BillyHadACupcake: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA AHHAHAHAHAHA
Asylum3scapee: ....
BillyHadACupcake: HAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHA AAAAAAAHAHAHA
Asylum3scapee: Look
BillyHadACupcake: Aha aha
BillyHadACupcake: Ha
Asylum3scapee: You move to America
BillyHadACupcake: Heh
BillyHadACupcake: Anyways
Asylum3scapee: and we'll go to canada
hoping for words: yes!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Hell no
BillyHadACupcake: Get out of my country

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BillyHadACupcake: Or you can stay
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: or I could
BillyHadACupcake: I didn't mean that
BillyHadACupcake: Go
BillyHadACupcake: Leave
BillyHadACupcake: We don't want you
BillyHadACupcake: *shoves*
Asylum3scapee: Right
Asylum3scapee: *leaves in tears*
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Hey
BillyHadACupcake: Thief
BillyHadACupcake: Those are not your tears
Asylum3scapee: *Sighs*
Asylum3scapee: *Gives them back
Asylum3scapee: *leaves without tears*
BillyHadACupcake: Better

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BillyHadACupcake: ...why did I just read "ranked" as "run naked"?
hoping for words: because your mind is screwed, trevor
BillyHadACupcake: literally
BillyHadACupcake: *takes out screws*
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