YAY! SIX!
Asylum3scapee: Alden, you have to leave soon?!
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah, we keep her up too late
Asylum3scapee: Awwww
Asylum3scapee: NOOO!!!!
BillyHadACupcake: NOOO!!!!
Asylum3scapee: Then it shall just be Trevor!
BillyHadACupcake: And Holly...
Asylum3scapee: Well when Holly leaves
BillyHadACupcake: Ah
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Just Shady? NOOO!!!
Asylum3scapee: I know!
Asylum3scapee: NOOO!!!!!
BillyHadACupcake: NOOO!!!!
Asylum3scapee: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
BillyHadACupcake: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Asylum3scapee: Okay stop
Asylum3scapee: You're making me feel bad about myself
Asylum3scapee: *Pouts*
BillyHadACupcake: N0oOo00O0oo()()!!!11!12!@
Asylum3scapee: *Slaps*
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Asylum3scapee: back
hyper superducky: Welcome back!
Asylum3scapee: Wow
Asylum3scapee: A welcome back!
Asylum3scapee: I haven't gotten one of those in like... forever
Asylum3scapee: Usually it's Trevor saying 'nnoooo'
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Asylum3scapee: Dude...
Asylum3scapee: Sometimes...
Asylum3scapee: I wanna do that
Asylum3scapee: Like, when I see random people I always wonder if I grabbed them and started kissing them if they'd freak out of kiss me back
BillyHadACupcake: "...Do I know you?"
BillyHadACupcake: "Does it matter?"
Asylum3scapee: "No"
BillyHadACupcake: *continues*
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Asylum3scapee: WHAT?!
Asylum3scapee: Did he rape your lips?!
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BillyHadACupcake: Man, I wish random guys would come up and try to make out with me
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: You do, don't you
BillyHadACupcake: er, girls*
BillyHadACupcake: *nod*
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BillyHadACupcake: *didn't see a random weasel on the Horde and become a jerkface*
BillyHadACupcake: \
BillyHadACupcake: �
BillyHadACupcake: *eats /*
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: wait *spits out /*
BillyHadACupcake: *eats \*
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
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BillyHadACupcake: Stupid french...
BillyHadACupcake: Stupid school...
BillyHadACupcake: Stupid all of you being so far away...
BillyHadACupcake: Stupid Trevor...
BillyHadACupcake: And his stupid drugs...
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BillyHadACupcake: *done math*
BillyHadACupcake: Suckahz
BillyHadACupcake: ....but I also have French
Asylum3scapee: Hehe
Asylum3scapee: I thought you knew how to french
Asylum3scapee: remember, you were going to 'teach' me..
Asylum3scapee: WOW
Asylum3scapee: THAT CAME OUT ALL WRONG!
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Asylum3scapee: I'm gonna get a fishtank
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: Awesome
Asylum3scapee: I know
Asylum3scapee: Like, a flipping big one
BillyHadACupcake: Awesome awesome
Asylum3scapee: Like, one of those 75 gallon tanks
Asylum3scapee: And fill it to the brim with minnows
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: No water, just minnows
Asylum3scapee: Lol
Asylum3scapee: No, a little water
Asylum3scapee: So they'll live
Asylum3scapee: That way...
Asylum3scapee: I can drop things in there and they'd tear it to shreads
Asylum3scapee: Because with that many minnows, it's not guaranteed that they all get a meal
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: I was gonna say "minnows, tear things apart?"
BillyHadACupcake: But i see your plan now
BillyHadACupcake: Make them fight to survive
Asylum3scapee: So it's like 'Give me three thousand pesos in the singular peso unit or I shall drop your child into my tank of minnows. Mwahahha!'
BillyHadACupcake: Lmao
BillyHadACupcake: You�re evil
BillyHadACupcake: But in a good way
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Le Nedla: so everybody...
Le Nedla: my feet aren't purple
Le Nedla: how about yours?
BillyHadACupcake: Mine aren't either
BillyHadACupcake: But they were yesterday
Le Nedla: really now?
BillyHadACupcake: When I was taking the dru-, I mean uh...
Le Nedla: why?
Le Nedla: Oh.
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: *cuffs*
Le Nedla: bad Trevor.
BillyHadACupcake: �Kinky
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Asylum3scapee: Aaaaaand it scares me crapless
BillyHadACupcake: Make sure to get to a toilet on time
BillyHadACupcake: ...*goes back to lurking*
Asylum3scapee: Thanks Trevor
Asylum3scapee: I can feel the love and support
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Le Nedla: *consumed by phantom obsession*
BillyHadACupcake: ...*did NOT just read that as consummated*
Asylum3scapee: Back
Asylum3scapee: Wha, huh?
Asylum3scapee: WHAT??!
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: *does not dignify with a response*
BillyHadACupcake: ...*goes back to lurking*
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Asylum3scapee: Trevor
Asylum3scapee: You heard the lass
Asylum3scapee: LOVE HER EVERY WAKING MOMENT
Asylum3scapee: *Elbows*
BillyHadACupcake: Ok Shady
BillyHadACupcake: I will
BillyHadACupcake: But
BillyHadACupcake: I'll then love you every sleeping moment
BillyHadACupcake: *nod*
Asylum3scapee: ...
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: Dude
Le Nedla: I'd be scared of your dreams.
Asylum3scapee: You don't know how wrong that just came out
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BillyHadACupcake: Ah fuck it
BillyHadACupcake: I mean...bucket
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BillyHadACupcake: You girls
BillyHadACupcake: All wanting a piece of me
BillyHadACupcake: *cuts arm off* Ok, who wants this piece?
BillyHadACupcake: ...wait...shit�
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Asylum3scapee: *Gets out paper to do math problems*
Asylum3scapee: *Reluctantly*
BillyHadACupcake: Resolutions are made to be broken...
Asylum3scapee: They are not
BillyHadACupcake: Are too
Asylum3scapee: Are not
BillyHadACupcake: R 2
Asylum3scapee: R N0t!!!11one!
BillyHadACupcake: YA TEHY R!!1!1!eleventynine!1!!
Asylum3scapee: N0 TEHY RNT!!!!111sevenandahalf!!oneone!!!8383!
BillyHadACupcake: �Yeah they are
Asylum3scapee: 1337 freak
BillyHadACupcake: n00b
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BillyHadACupcake: I'm part naked now, btw
Asylum3scapee: ...
BillyHadACupcake: ...my socks are off
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BillyHadACupcake: Well...have fun sobbing. I'm gonna go succeed at life
BillyHadACupcake: By WINNING THIS GAME OF FREECELL!!!
BillyHadACupcake: Muahaha
BillyHadACupcake: I shall become the FreeCell champion of the world
BillyHadACupcake: And they shall call me...Free...Cell...Man
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
Asylum3scapee: Catchy
Asylum3scapee: I guess
BillyHadACupcake: My friends can call me FCM
Asylum3scapee: That'd be interesting
BillyHadACupcake: And now...I begin my reign of terror
BillyHadACupcake: *leaps off a building laughing*
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Wait
BillyHadACupcake: I can't fly
BillyHadACupcake: Crrraaaaaappppp!!!!!
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BillyHadACupcake: Eventually my aim is going to die one time
BillyHadACupcake: ...but I have a back up plan
Asylum3scapee: What's that?
BillyHadACupcake: Secret
Asylum3scapee: Women's deoderant?!
Asylum3scapee: Wow....
BillyHadACupcake: ...
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Asylum3scapee: *not ooking up anime*
BillyHadACupcake: ooking!?
BillyHadACupcake: You...you...
BillyHadACupcake: Ooker!
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BillyHadACupcake: I wonder...if I pound myself in the head repeatedly with my little hammer, would I lose IQ points?
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: Do you have any?
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
Asylum3scapee: Trevor failed his IQ test
BillyHadACupcake: Bought a few on Ebay last year
BillyHadACupcake: Figured they might come in handy
BillyHadACupcake: been bloody useless so far
BillyHadACupcake: I think I'll sell them then use the money to buy pepsi flavoured suckers
Asylum3scapee: I see
BillyHadACupcake: bang bang bang bang, pounding away my IQ!
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BillyHadACupcake: Foliage
BillyHadACupcake: �And that word kills the chat
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BillyHadACupcake: Foliage
BillyHadACupcake: *slays chat*
BillyHadACupcake: *armed with mighty word*
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BillyHadACupcake: Why is it legal to buy a handgun at 16 in the US, yet not to buy cigarettes?
Asylum3scapee: ....Iunno
BillyHadACupcake: "Can I get some cigs?" "How old are you?" "16" "Sorry, no" "Well, can I get that gun?" "Oh, sure" "Thanks...now can I get those cigarettes?"
BillyHadACupcake: *goes to bed*
Le Nedla: It's okay Trevor
Le Nedla: Henry will be waiting for you
Le Nedla: since it seems it's ALWAYS henry's night.
BillyHadACupcake: no, its his night off an- oh wait, he's here anyway
Le Nedla: lol
Le Nedla: OR MAYBE IT'S AN IMPOSTER!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: *checks*
BillyHadACupcake: Nope, definitely him
BillyHadACupcake: And boy is he excited to see me
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Llama Chieftan: the intellectual level in this room is so high they need to put up a clearance bar
Llama Chieftan: badum, pish
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Asylum3scapee has entered the room.
BillyHadACupcake: Meatballs are magical gateways to freedom, duh
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: That's a very interesting thing to come back to
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BillyHadACupcake: ...Hey, no wonder Muslims don't mind killing themselves, they get 72 virgins in heaven as a reward if they do
BillyHadACupcake: *reading end of the world and related ideas*
Le Nedla: uhuh...
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: why 72?
BillyHadACupcake: *shrug*
BillyHadACupcake: Who cares
Le Nedla: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: I'm going to go convert to Islam now and learn to fly a Boeing 747
BillyHadACupcake: Hmm...I think I'll crash it into VA...maybe near the coast, in the south...
BillyHadACupcake: Over a little white house with a black roof...
BillyHadACupcake: near a ditch...
Le Nedla: Psht
Le Nedla: Trevor
Le Nedla: there's a military base at VA beach.
Le Nedla: we get jet noise perpetually.
BillyHadACupcake: So? Do you get planes crashing into your house perpetually?
Le Nedla: no
Le Nedla: fine
Le Nedla: blow up my neighborhood
BillyHadACupcake: I will
Le Nedla: then you'll get none from Torie.
Le Nedla: Oh wait
Le Nedla: shit.
Le Nedla: she'll die
Le Nedla: a virgin.
Le Nedla: Dammit.
Le Nedla: But you'll be dead anyway
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Oh yeah
BillyHadACupcake: Forgot about that
Le Nedla: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: Hm
Le Nedla: dead with ME
Le Nedla: MUWHAH!
BillyHadACupcake: ...You're going to be #1 of my 72
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: Thanks
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Le Nedla: ... yknow
Le Nedla: they say there's no good real reason to lose your virginity before marriage
Le Nedla: but Trevor
Le Nedla: I think you just found one.
Le Nedla: *pictures self in family life soon*
Le Nedla: "Is there really any reason not to exercise abstinence!?!?"
Le Nedla: *raises hand*
Le Nedla: "to not be screwed by Trevor in the ever after?"
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Asylum3scapee: I'm gonna look for my shoesies, brb
BillyHadACupcake: Alright
Asylum3scapee: I can't find my shoes
Asylum3scapee: Man
Asylum3scapee: I've been looking for them since tuesday
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Oh
BillyHadACupcake: Those shoes?
BillyHadACupcake: Hehe
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah, um
BillyHadACupcake: I kinda...had them for breakfast�on wednesday
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Asylum3scapee: And when I inhale, my throat whistles
Asylum3scapee: odd
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Interesting
BillyHadACupcake: Come see The Amazing Whistling Shady!
BillyHadACupcake: This Saturday only!
BillyHadACupcake: Fee is 5 dollars, kids under the age of 5 go free
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Llama Chieftan: back
hoping for words: good for you
Llama Chieftan: well that was sarcastic
BillyHadACupcake: Nooo, it was sincere
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BillyHadACupcake: Ok Henry, you and me, sperm race, lets go
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BillyHadACupcake: Well, my decision has been made for me
BillyHadACupcake: Ciao bellas, foodly time
hoping for words: fine, desert us
hoping for words: or dessert us
BillyHadACupcake: AHAHAHAHAHA
BillyHadACupcake: *definitely leaves*
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Asylum3scapee: WARNING: SHADY IS AN ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE. DO NOT TAKE MORE THAN RECOMMENDED. SEEK DOCTOR IF YOU HAVE HEART PROBLEMS OR ANY QUESTIONS. DO NOT GIVE TO TEENAGED BOYS!
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Asylum3scapee: WARNING: TREVOR IS AN ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE. DO NOT TAKE IF YOU HAVE BLOOD PRESSSURE OR BLOOD SUGAR PROBLEMS, SEEK DOCTOR'S ADVICE BEFOR GIVING TO ADULTS UNDER TWENTY-ONE. DO NOT GIVE TO CHESAPEAKEN GIRLS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!
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BillyHadACupcake: brb, gotta phone mike
BillyHadACupcake: and backagness
BillyHadACupcake: and that
BillyHadACupcake: is the secret of the SHORT PHONE CALL
Asylum3scapee: It was a short phone call
Asylum3scapee: What did you give him, your life story?
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BillyHadACupcake: *must...resist...wrapping more tape...around body parts...*
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BillyHadACupcake: Pigs eat ANYTHING
Asylum3scapee: yeah, people are like 'they're clean'
BillyHadACupcake: So what are YOU eating when you eat them?
Asylum3scapee: they're really not
BillyHadACupcake: Jewish laws are really good for sanitation and health
Asylum3scapee: My grandfather said he used to work for a pig farmer
Asylum3scapee: They drink eachother's pee, and stand in water and drink it while the crap in it
Asylum3scapee: everything's eveywhere
BillyHadACupcake: What, the Jews or the pigs?
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Le Nedla: SHADY WANTS A PIECE OF TREVOR
Le Nedla: LITERALLY
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: *Bites Trevor's arm off*
Asylum3scapee: *Scampers off*
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Asylum3scapee: I just ripped my nail off
Asylum3scapee: *Sigh*
BillyHadACupcake: Aw
BillyHadACupcake: Poor Shady
BillyHadACupcake: *hammers nail back into finger*
BillyHadACupcake: Better?
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Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: I missed your dorkiness
BillyHadACupcake: Never thought I'd hear THAT
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Le Nedla: *optimistic alden springs to rescue!*
Asylum3scapee: lol
Le Nedla: Don't be upset!
Le Nedla: You have plent of things to be happy about!
Le Nedla: You're not dating Trevor! that's something!!!
Le Nedla: I mean...
Le Nedla: Hi.
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: Thank you
Asylum3scapee: You made my day all better
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Asylum3scapee: My finger tastes good
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BillyHadACupcake: Le Nedla: Trevor Le Nedla: you're so expensive
BillyHadACupcake: �
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Asylum3scapee: I walked by my brother's room
Llama Chieftan: WOAH
Llama Chieftan: exciting
BillyHadACupcake: My day seems dull in comparison
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Asylum3scapee: and he was like 'You know, when you were standing there on the phone, you looked like an adult'
Asylum3scapee: Kinda creepy.... kinda belittling
Asylum3scapee: *Sigh*
BillyHadACupcake: ...Well
BillyHadACupcake: I've been told I'm mature
BillyHadACupcake: How do you think I feel!?
Llama Chieftan: i'm sorry
Le Nedla: ...You've been told you're mature by TORIE too.
BillyHadACupcake: *sniff* Its so hard to put up with the taunts
Llama Chieftan: ow
BillyHadACupcake: I know!
Llama Chieftan: that burns
BillyHadACupcake: I mean..Torie!
BillyHadACupcake: *shakes head*
Llama Chieftan: that just makes it so much worse
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Asylum3scapee: We all hate you, you know that right?
Asylum3scapee: We just mind you
Asylum3scapee: Because we want you to become so attached to us that when we break it, you'll shoot yourself
Asylum3scapee: Buuut
Asylum3scapee: we've become fed up with waiting
Asylum3scapee: so
Asylum3scapee: *Pulls out gun*
Asylum3scapee: Sorry Henry
Asylum3scapee: *BANG*
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: SHADY BANGED HENRY!?!?
Le Nedla: *runs*
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BillyHadACupcake: Ok
BillyHadACupcake: All I saw
BillyHadACupcake: When I came back
BillyHadACupcake: was Asylum3scapee: I don't do things with other girls
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Asylum3scapee: Dude, they have a little piece called Spacesuit
Asylum3scapee: An instrumental
Asylum3scapee: And... I can't tell y'all
Asylum3scapee: You'd think I was a freak
Asylum3scapee: More than you think so now
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Le Nedla: ...
BillyHadACupcake: I don't think it�s possible to think you more a freak than we already do
BillyHadACupcake: So
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
BillyHadACupcake: *slapped*
Wololo!
Hurrah
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