Hurrah!
BillyHadACupcake: I'm imagining a lightsabre slashing through your intentional typos...
BillyHadACupcake: Ehehehe, slashy slashy!
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Asylum3scapee: And it' amazing that we didn't try and kill each other over you!
BillyHadACupcake: *hides gun*
Asylum3scapee: *Cancels hitman appointment*
BillyHadACupcake: Yup, amazing
Asylum3scapee: Surely
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BillyHadACupcake: ...Hehe, pineapple
Le Nedla: I AM a pineapple
BillyHadACupcake: ...Hehe, Alden-apple
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Le Nedla: There is no odd one out
Le Nedla: in my book.
Asylum3scapee: Yah
Asylum3scapee: But in Trevor's book
Asylum3scapee: There's a lot of stupid quotes
BillyHadACupcake: ...Hehe, pineapple
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Asylum3scapee: Don't even try and get us off topic!
Asylum3scapee: We're here on a mission!
BillyHadACupcake: *nodnod*
Asylum3scapee: *Strikes a pose*
BillyHadACupcake: *strikes a match*
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Asylum3scapee: You're just so mature
Asylum3scapee: You inspire me
BillyHadACupcake: �My alarm clock is missing
BillyHadACupcake: But carry on
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BillyHadACupcake: I wonder if there really is an Alden Michelle Bean
Le Nedla: Well
Le Nedla: if I ever changed my name...
Asylum3scapee: It'd be Alden Michelle Smart
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Le Nedla: Okay wait
Le Nedla: what are you talking about!??!
Le Nedla: *was downloading music*
Le Nedla: From what I got, you were talking about me marrying trevor having a kid and naming it shady!??!??!!?!?!
Le Nedla: wtm!?!??!?!?!
BillyHadACupcake: ...Sorta
Le Nedla: I leave for 3 minutes...
Le Nedla: god.
BillyHadACupcake: The naming of the child Shady wasn't specifically a kid of ours
Le Nedla: Ok
Le Nedla: good.
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BillyHadACupcake: ...Why are there two pairs of pliers on my desk?
Le Nedla: ...
Asylum3scapee: you tell me genius
Le Nedla: Well Trevor...
Le Nedla: Last night when you and Henry went a little heavy on the liquor...
BillyHadACupcake: ...Oh
BillyHadACupcake: Oooooohhhh!
BillyHadACupcake: Hehe
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
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Asylum3scapee: Trevor's a []D [] []V[] []D
BillyHadACupcake: Damn right I am
Asylum3scapee: Heehee
Asylum3scapee: And Alden
Le Nedla: hells yeah
Asylum3scapee: You're a []D [] []V[] []D too
Le Nedla: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: And Shady...
BillyHadACupcake: ...You're not
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BillyHadACupcake: ...Why haven't the pliers moved yet?
BillyHadACupcake: I've asked them nicely
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BillyHadACupcake: I wanted every patrol to shut down
Asylum3scapee: Why?
BillyHadACupcake: Because it was annoying
Asylum3scapee: Your face is annoying
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Asylum3scapee: You both are hot stuffs
Asylum3scapee: If I were bi, I would date you both
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BillyHadACupcake: For once its me and Alden left, instead of me and Shady
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: Oh man
Le Nedla: you and shady...
Le Nedla: alone...
BillyHadACupcake: Psht
BillyHadACupcake: we have intelligent discussions
BillyHadACupcake: Ever heard of those?
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BillyHadACupcake: ...Well, thats where most male egos live
BillyHadACupcake: pants, shorts and speedos
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BillyHadACupcake: *ballerina*
Le Nedla: Sexy
BillyHadACupcake: I know
Le Nedla: Definetely
Le Nedla: you should model
Le Nedla: *nods nods*
BillyHadACupcake: *poses*
Le Nedla: I can see it now...
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: *cough*
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Le Nedla: OMG
Le Nedla: GAY ROOMRAIDERS!!!
139
BillyHadACupcake: I wish I had saved the chat with all her picture links
Le Nedla: jah.
BillyHadACupcake: And not just because it had your "skank" pic in it either
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Le Nedla: you should get a myspace
BillyHadACupcake: No
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: *sniffles*
Le Nedla: *cries*
BillyHadACupcake: Don't bother
BillyHadACupcake: Thats one thing I am not giving in to
Le Nedla: ....
Le Nedla: *cough*
Le Nedla: processed wrong
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: YOUR mind, not mine
Le Nedla: ....
Le Nedla: You were thinking it
Le Nedla: I just SAID it
BillyHadACupcake: I never thought nothing
BillyHadACupcake: It was all you
Le Nedla: never thought nothing?
Le Nedla: that means you were always thinking something
BillyHadACupcake: ...oh shush, you know what I mean
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: you said what you said and you said what you meant...
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: anyways
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: *sends off army of monkeys to rape you*
BillyHadACupcake: Mmm, beastiality
Le Nedla: ....
Le Nedla: ew
Le Nedla: See!!!!
Le Nedla: See!!!!
Le Nedla: YOUR MIND IS IN THE GUTTER!!!!!!
Le Nedla: bwahah!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Maybe I meant that innocently
Le Nedla: how is beastiality innocent!?!?!?!?
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Asylum3scapee: Ah crap
Asylum3scapee: It's like, three
Asylum3scapee: I have to be up in seven hours to go to my grandmother's
BillyHadACupcake: In other words "yay, I have an excuse to ditch this weirdo!"
BillyHadACupcake: "plus, I get to sleep"
BillyHadACupcake: "cha-ching!"
Asylum3scapee: Lol, I get sleep, but sadly, I'm not ditching any weirdos tonight
BillyHadACupcake: ...I'm being dragged to bed with you!?!?
Asylum3scapee: WHAT?!
Asylum3scapee: What the?!
BillyHadACupcake: Well if you aren't ditching me
Asylum3scapee: Ugh
Asylum3scapee: Your self-demeaning is sending me all sorts of wrong messages!
BillyHadACupcake: It's my specialty
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Asylum3scapee: You were always abstract
BillyHadACupcake: I'm like a piece of Picasso's artwork
BillyHadACupcake: ...abstract
Asylum3scapee: Messed up
Asylum3scapee: Oh
Asylum3scapee: Sorry
Asylum3scapee: right
Asylum3scapee: �abstract�
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BillyHadACupcake: *plays with dumptruck*
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: Good boy
BillyHadACupcake: *girl. I'm being female this week
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: Oh are you?
BillyHadACupcake: M'hmm
Asylum3scapee: Well I'm glad you broke up with Nicole, otherwise it'd make her a lesbian
Asylum3scapee: Though I'm sure you wouldn't mind that either
BillyHadACupcake: ...Not. One. Bit.
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Asylum3scapee: You're a sad case
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah, but do I care?
Asylum3scapee: Not. One. Bit.
BillyHadACupcake: You learn fast
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Asylum3scapee: Too bad I could never follow instructions
Asylum3scapee: 'Cause now my back hurts like craaaaaaaaaap
BillyHadACupcake: Awww
BillyHadACupcake: Dr Trevor knows how to cure that!
BillyHadACupcake: Just burn the white house down!
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Asylum3scapee: No, see, it's a spinal bend problem
Asylum3scapee: no amount of cracking is going to help
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Crackhead
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Asylum3scapee: Meanipoo
Asylum3scapee: You take everything I say and...
Asylum3scapee: blegh
BillyHadACupcake: Yup, I do
BillyHadACupcake: All part of me charm
Asylum3scapee: psh
Asylum3scapee: The most charm you have is probably a bracelet
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BillyHadACupcake: *quotes that*
Asylum3scapee: Wow
Asylum3scapee: You quote everything
Asylum3scapee: don't you?
BillyHadACupcake: Yup
BillyHadACupcake: *quotes that*
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BillyHadACupcake: But if I don't take anything you say to heart, does that mean you really are attracted to me sexually?
BillyHadACupcake: *slapped*
Asylum3scapee: Thank you for saving me the trouble
Asylum3scapee: Jerk
BillyHadACupcake: No problem
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BillyHadACupcake: Does Dr Alden have a diagnosis?
Le Nedla: Yes. I do.
Le Nedla: Um...
Le Nedla: Your...
Le Nedla: brain..
Le Nedla: is leaking
Le Nedla: into...
Le Nedla: your...
Le Nedla: stomach
Le Nedla: and...
Le Nedla: umm...
Le Nedla: you..
Le Nedla: must climb up a hill and consume four hundred chickens to cure it
BillyHadACupcake: ...huh
forceflow5125: *returns with full belly* either the rape goes or I do.
hyper superducky: .........
BillyHadACupcake: OK, bye Mick
forceflow5125: Cya
forceflow5125 has left the room.
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BillyHadACupcake: Bow down in awe foolish mortals
BillyHadACupcake: For I have...
BillyHadACupcake: FRESHLY-BAKED BROWNIES!!!
Le Nedla: OH MY GOD
103
BillyHadACupcake: ...Christmas is on spidermans crotch
BillyHadACupcake: *giggles*
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Le Nedla: christmas is coming!
BillyHadACupcake: No, it's going
Le Nedla: the goose is getting fat!
BillyHadACupcake: Psht, it's on Atkins
Le Nedla: please put a penny in the old man's hat!
BillyHadACupcake: Selfish bastard
Le Nedla: if you do not have a penny , a haypenny will do
BillyHadACupcake: Don't give me your diseases...
Le Nedla: if you do not have a haypenny than god bless you!
BillyHadACupcake: I didn't sneeze. Just leave me the fuck alone
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BillyHadACupcake: Give me something quotable
Le Nedla: "Why don't you like me Robbie?"
Le Nedla: "Because Leah, you're a whore."
Le Nedla: "Oh yeah Robbie, well you're a WHORE too, H-O-R-E."
Le Nedla: *storms off*
Le Nedla: "Thus proving she is not only a whore, but a dumbasswhore."
BillyHadACupcake: ...I love Robbie. Just so y'know
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Le Nedla: you know
Le Nedla: my shirt
Le Nedla: I'm wearing
Le Nedla: right now
Le Nedla: says
Le Nedla: ENJOY BOREDOM; It's all you have.
BillyHadACupcake: Really?
BillyHadACupcake: My shirt
BillyHadACupcake: Says...
BillyHadACupcake: "Made in Taiwan"
Le Nedla: and it's green, and has eyore on it...
Le Nedla: really now?
Le Nedla: that's interesting
Le Nedla: Surprised your wearing one
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Le Nedla: this is a big step for you
BillyHadACupcake: Well, now I'm not
Le Nedla: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Want a picture?
Le Nedla: *shudder*
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Asylum3scapee: Helloha
BillyHadACupcake: Ho
Asylum3scapee: No, no, no. I'm Shady, not Vinx
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Asylum3scapee: [About PMS] Because it's not all the bleeding that's a hassle, it's the flippin hormone spike that makes everything a big deal
Asylum3scapee: And if people didn't have these, there might not even be a war in Iraq
BillyHadACupcake: ...How does that work?
Asylum3scapee: Trust me
Asylum3scapee: it just does
Asylum3scapee: Well...
Asylum3scapee: Maybe I can explain
Asylum3scapee: See, down in wherever, the mommy terrorist was PMSing, and so she was a cranky you-know-what. And her kids were having a rough time. Of course, they were a bit older and stuff, so they though themselves matyre enough to do things on their own, but thanks to mommy they couldn't
Asylum3scapee: And they got angry
Asylum3scapee: And they said things like 'Why can't we?! In America, we would be free to do whatever we wanted!'
Asylum3scapee: And then mommy grounded them and gave them no food
Asylum3scapee: And they got mad
Asylum3scapee: And blamed it on America, because we can do what we want
Asylum3scapee: So they decided to come over here and hijack the plane
Asylum3scapee: They actually just wanted some away time
Asylum3scapee: And were stowing away
Asylum3scapee: But the flight-attendant caught them
Asylum3scapee: And she was PMSing too
Asylum3scapee: So she got angry
Asylum3scapee: Very angry
Asylum3scapee: PMSing angry
Asylum3scapee: And then it scared the caboodle out of our little friends and they decided to hold up the plane so maybe the people would let them off
Asylum3scapee: But the pilot had come from a hard day at the house, because his wife and teenage daughter were both PMSing
Asylum3scapee: And so the stow-aways just wanted to get off the plane, away from all these people
Asylum3scapee: But some of the passengers were PMSing too
Asylum3scapee: And they got angry and started shouting accusations
Asylum3scapee: And everyone was grumpy
Asylum3scapee: And the two foreigners, confused by all of this drew guns because they were afraid of the PMSing people
Asylum3scapee: And since most every one was suffering from PMSing or the side-affects by family, everyone decided to jump them
Asylum3scapee: then a big brawl broke out in the plane
Asylum3scapee: And the pilot started crying, and he buried his face in his hands
Asylum3scapee: forgetting to steer
Asylum3scapee: Thus the plane crashed into the towers
Asylum3scapee: (Nearly the same thing happened to the second one as well)
Asylum3scapee: When Bush heard this, he was aggravated because both his daughters and his wife were PMSing, and they were being all.... witchy
Asylum3scapee: So when some of the officers stormed in demanding what they should do, Bush collapsed at his desk and simply sobbed 'I don't care, just get rid of them!'
Asylum3scapee: He was talking about the girls....
Asylum3scapee: But they mistook it
Asylum3scapee: So now we have a war in Iraq
Asylum3scapee: Because of PMSing
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BillyHadACupcake: Tomorrow I get to wake up...do stuff...make gingerbread houses...do more stuff...then probably come online and stay up late chatting
BillyHadACupcake: But with my schedule all booked, I don't know when I'm going to do my homework
BillyHadACupcake: I wonder if the teachers will understand
Asylum3scapee: Lol
Asylum3scapee: You should quote yourself on that'n
BillyHadACupcake: "But I couldn't finish my homework! I was talking with two weirdos I've never met from Virginia and Texas!"
Asylum3scapee: "But I did, however, learn exactly what happened to cause the Iraq war with America!"
BillyHadACupcake: ...Excellent. I think this just might work
Asylum3scapee: Lol
Asylum3scapee: 'Why one country that's not ours, and another country that's not ours got into a big fight all because of PMSing chicks. By Trevor B. Smart'
BillyHadACupcake: ...I am so writing my college thesis on that
Asylum3scapee: that would be awesome
Asylum3scapee: I would like, hug you
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Asylum3scapee: I've been called butch at least fifty bazillion times in the last month
BillyHadACupcake: *shrug*
BillyHadACupcake: I've been called insane a bazillion times in the last month
BillyHadACupcake: Doesnt mean I am
Asylum3scapee: *cough*
Asylum3scapee: Dangit
Asylum3scapee: I must be gay
BillyHadACupcake: ...Huh. I guess my calling is to become a Missionary
BillyHadACupcake: Gonna go preach to the kids in Ecuador, bye
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Asylum3scapee: Gaspedness
Asylum3scapee: I found a picture of this baby with the most gorgeous eyes ever
Asylum3scapee: Like... absolutely gorgeous
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: So...you want kids, now?
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: That question came out all wrong
Asylum3scapee: Don't ask me that ever again
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BillyHadACupcake: Wow
BillyHadACupcake: Is this like Shun Trevor Day?
Asylum3scapee: yes, why?
Le Nedla: no, why?
Asylum3scapee: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: *shunned by society*
BillyHadACupcake: *becomes hermit*
Le Nedla: wait
Le Nedla: how are you shunned?
BillyHadACupcake: I just...am
Le Nedla: no, seriously
Le Nedla: why did this thought come up?
Asylum3scapee: *Sits on Trevor's lap* We wouldn't shun you!
BillyHadACupcake: ...Because I am randomly being mentally abusive to myself?
BillyHadACupcake: God, I am such a freak
Le Nedla: awwww
Le Nedla: *huggles*
Asylum3scapee: We love you anyways!
Le Nedla: You might be a freak
Le Nedla: but you're OUR freak!
Asylum3scapee: That's right!
BillyHadACupcake: ...Exactly why I am mentally abusing myself
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: *Slaps*
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BillyHadACupcake: I planted another seed of discontent about my g/f the other day
Asylum3scapee: Oh.... which is?
Le Nedla: ...?
BillyHadACupcake: I basically told my friend Mike I'd be breaking up with her soon
Le Nedla: dun dun dun
Asylum3scapee: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: So it should get around to her...by yesterday
Le Nedla: Think she'll cry?
BillyHadACupcake: ...Nope
Le Nedla: would you care if she did?
BillyHadACupcake: ...Nope
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Asylum3scapee: Don't you agree Alden?
BillyHadACupcake: Yes, Alden, you've had boyfriends in the past
Asylum3scapee: Yah
BillyHadACupcake: Like, Brandon, and, um, Jeremy or Jacob I think
Asylum3scapee: You're the only one in this room who's ever had a boyfriend!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Yes
Asylum3scapee: Unless... *eyes Trevor*
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BillyHadACupcake: bed, computer desk, other desk, dresser, two bookshelves, chair, crap all over the floor...
Le Nedla: crap all over floor, 3 windows, chest of stuff, other chest of stuff, dresser, bookcase, compy desk, bunkbed, closet.
BillyHadACupcake: oh yeah, closet and window. And a DOOR
Le Nedla: shuttup
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Le Nedla: *cries*
Asylum3scapee: *Patpat*
Asylum3scapee: It'll be okay.
BillyHadACupcake: No it won't
Asylum3scapee: Yes it will
BillyHadACupcake: No it won't
Asylum3scapee: Yes it will
BillyHadACupcake: No it w- ah screw it
Asylum3scapee: Heeheehee
Asylum3scapee: Go back to entertaining so we can bad-mouth you behind your back
BillyHadACupcake: Oh, ok
BillyHadACupcake: *leaves*
Asylum3scapee: Gosh I hate Trevor.
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Asylum3scapee: So...
Asylum3scapee: How has Alden bean?
Asylum3scapee: *Been
Asylum3scapee: *Cackles*
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BillyHadACupcake: ...I'm gonna go get some pliers
BillyHadACupcake: I'm not going to let the metal win again
BillyHadACupcake: And my thumb is in more pain
119
Asylum3scapee: Blegh... you guys... I don't feel so well....
BillyHadACupcake: I suggest medicine, sleep, and the slaughtering of thousands of innocents
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Le Nedla: Nothing says I love you like a good mock!
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BillyHadACupcake: I wonder if I can sneak the keyboard up here...
Le Nedla: Do it!
BillyHadACupcake: How, hiding it under my shirt?
Asylum3scapee: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: "No mom, I just...had an operation"
Dun dun dunnn...
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