:D
Asylum3scapee: I need Alden, where is she?!
BillyHadACupcake: Prancing in her underwear
BillyHadACupcake: (Torie, on Alden's sn) Le Nedla: aldens in her underwear
52
BillyHadACupcake: *sells on black market*
Asylum3scapee: Dude, she's not black.
Asylum3scapee: Whoops, wrong chat.
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Le Nedla: I have to turn in my 15 for state auditions tomarrow
Asylum3scapee: Aww!
Asylum3scapee: I'm sure you'll do wonderful at whatever!
Asylum3scapee: And if not
Asylum3scapee: I have that knife
Llama Chieftan: lol
Llama Chieftan: how supportive
54
BillyHadACupcake: I'd say 'you'll do fine', but who knows, you might totally fuck it up.
Asylum3scapee: Oh Trevor, you're so encouraging...
55
BillyHadACupcake: Durriac, I'll give you a choice - either take my ten dollars here, or go save Aldens life
Llama Chieftan: $10
BillyHadACupcake: *hands over*
Asylum3scapee: *Gaspslap*
BillyHadACupcake: Now, since this was only a demonstration, Alden won't die
BillyHadACupcake: ...yet
56
Le Nedla: Fender Player50: canadians eats llamas Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: Do you?
Llama Chieftan: dirk?!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Oh yeah
BillyHadACupcake: All the time
57
Le Nedla: I was NOT in my underwear
Asylum3scapee: YOU'RE NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR?!?
Le Nedla: Torie told Dirk i was in my underwear.
Le Nedla: when I wasn't
Le Nedla: cause she's evil
Asylum3scapee: Ah
Asylum3scapee: I see
BillyHadACupcake: ...Uh huh
Asylum3scapee: So you weren't wearing your underwear then, but at least you're wearing them now
Le Nedla: *trying to figure out what to remember..."
Le Nedla: No
Le Nedla: shady
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah, she was lying - Alden was actually naked
Le Nedla: nevermind
Le Nedla: OMG
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BillyHadACupcake: I�m thinking...
Le Nedla: Oh god
Le Nedla: please stop
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BillyHadACupcake: S'not hard to predict
BillyHadACupcake: Haha, snot
BillyHadACupcake: get it?
BillyHadACupcake: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: I'm gonna go to my corner now
60
BillyHadACupcake: Yoda kicks Yoga's ass
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: Trevor.
Asylum3scapee: Shut up
61
Le Nedla: "Doncha wish your girlfiend was hot like me? Doncha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?"
BillyHadACupcake: Doncha wish your toe was made of cheese?
62
Le Nedla: I found the source of all of his problems
BillyHadACupcake: ...Pineapples?
63
BillyHadACupcake: TBS is also tablespoon...
BillyHadACupcake: Wow, I rock
BillyHadACupcake: No wait
BillyHadACupcake: Tbsp
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: I think
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Whatever, i just rock
Asylum3scapee: Lol
Asylum3scapee: Nice
BillyHadACupcake: *nodnod*
BillyHadACupcake: OMG THERES A CARROT IN MY EYE
64
Asylum3scapee: I think I will just dance the tango into the purple blue-yonder and have taco-shell smoothies with a gecko...
Asylum3scapee: *Wanders off, eyes glazed over*
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Asylum3scapee: *Cackles*
BillyHadACupcake: *crackles*
Le Nedla: *tackles*
Le Nedla: *packles*
Le Nedla: *whackles*
Le Nedla: *snackles*
Le Nedla: *rackles*
Le Nedla: *SHACKLES!!!*
BillyHadACupcake: ...*shackled*
Le Nedla: lol
BillyHadACupcake: Mm, kinky
Asylum3scapee: ....
66
BillyHadACupcake: Its World Aids Day today
BillyHadACupcake: Yay, a holiday for Cons!
67
Le Nedla: y'all I really gotta vacate
Asylum3scapee: Awwwws
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: What thesaurus did you use for that?
68
BillyHadACupcake: I'd take Alden to the dance, then come cuddle with you
BillyHadACupcake: *nod*
Asylum3scapee: Aww.
Asylum3scapee: You're so sweet
Asylum3scapee: In a... creepy sorta way
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Asylum3scapee: In America, we make fun of each other
Asylum3scapee: It's a hobby
Asylum3scapee: We mostly blame each other for drinking too much
Asylum3scapee: Our 12% alcohol
Asylum3scapee: *Snorts*
BillyHadACupcake: Only 12%?
BillyHadACupcake: We keep it up at like 30% here. To keep warm
BillyHadACupcake: *nod*
Asylum3scapee: Most beer is only about twelve percent I've heard
Asylum3scapee: To keep warm...?
Asylum3scapee: Oh
Asylum3scapee: Gosh!
Asylum3scapee: I just caught that!
70
Asylum3scapee: Yah
Asylum3scapee: You're like
Asylum3scapee: 35% pervy
BillyHadACupcake: Even our alcohol levels are higher!
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Asylum3scapee: While I think you have a more classy sense of humor
BillyHadACupcake: Oh boy, I have class!
BillyHadACupcake: *runs around screaming*
Asylum3scapee: Wow
Asylum3scapee: You totally ruined that for yourself
Asylum3scapee: Now
Asylum3scapee: You'll have to buy a nice car to earn your class back
BillyHadACupcake: Umm
BillyHadACupcake: *buys nice car*
BillyHadACupcake: *TP's it*
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BillyHadACupcake: Mmm, get a massage chair
Asylum3scapee: *Not that bloody rich*
BillyHadACupcake: Well...steal one then
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: That's an idea...
Asylum3scapee: *Slaps*
Asylum3scapee: Loser
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BillyHadACupcake: yyt y t
BillyHadACupcake: that�s what my nose spelt
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: Yah, go to bed
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You have just entered room "nuclearwinterbullfrogs."
Asylum3scapee has entered the room.
Le Nedla has entered the room.
BillyHadACupcake: ...Mweeeeee
Asylum3scapee: Oh joy
Asylum3scapee: Nuclearwinterbullfrogs.
Asylum3scapee: Nice
BillyHadACupcake: I know
BillyHadACupcake: I was gonna do nuclearwintermamageese
BillyHadACupcake: But, this just sounded more bullfrog friendly
75
Asylum3scapee: I'm looking for a movie, but I'm not finding it
Asylum3scapee: It's sad
Le Nedla: I'm...
Le Nedla: sitting here
Asylum3scapee: And we don't even want to know what trevor's doing
BillyHadACupcake: I'm...chatting to you two on aim
Asylum3scapee: Is that all Trevor?
Le Nedla: lol
BillyHadACupcake: ...Maybe
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Asylum3scapee: I'd call myself.... wealthy
Asylum3scapee: I guess
Asylum3scapee: We have some to spare
Le Nedla: I'll call myself... monkey
BillyHadACupcake: I call myself...Trevor
BillyHadACupcake: Most of the time
BillyHadACupcake: Either that or asshole
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BillyHadACupcake: But I'm special
BillyHadACupcake: *nod*
Le Nedla: Yes, yes you are.
Le Nedla: extra special trevor
Le Nedla: only in stores now.
BillyHadACupcake: I'm so special I have my hood tucked behind my ears
Le Nedla: lol
Le Nedla: Hoodie?
Asylum3scapee: No
Asylum3scapee: The hood of a car, Alden
Le Nedla: But Trevor's loveable.
Le Nedla: He should run for president.
Asylum3scapee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH no.
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BillyHadACupcake: ...I have a question
Le Nedla: ok
BillyHadACupcake: If I were to turn my speakers upside down, would the song come out upside down?
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BillyHadACupcake: ...Gah
BillyHadACupcake: My mouse is dying
Asylum3scapee: What?
BillyHadACupcake: *neuters it*
Asylum3scapee: ....
BillyHadACupcake: *plays with its ball*
BillyHadACupcake: *probes with fingers*
Asylum3scapee: ...ALDEN COME BACK!!! TREVOR IS PLAYING WITH SOME POOR MOUSE'S BALLLS!!!!
Asylum3scapee: AND PROBING IT WITH GOD KNOWS WHAT!!!!
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Asylum3scapee: I hate her family....
BillyHadACupcake: I does too
BillyHadACupcake: I also hate this annoying piece of metal jabbing into my thumb
BillyHadACupcake: But I hate her family more
Asylum3scapee: What's jabbing into your thumb?
BillyHadACupcake: ...An annoying piece of metal?
Asylum3scapee: Ooookay....
Asylum3scapee: You do that
BillyHadACupcake: I wonder...if I moved my thumb would the pain stop?
Asylum3scapee: Maybe...
BillyHadACupcake: But then the metal would win
Asylum3scapee: *Rolls eyes*
Asylum3scapee: You're such a boy
BillyHadACupcake: And if the metal wins, my desk will cry
BillyHadACupcake: And if my desk cries, my feet will get wet
Asylum3scapee: Who cares if you desk cries?
BillyHadACupcake: My feet do!
Asylum3scapee: Move your feet
Asylum3scapee: Put shoes on
BillyHadACupcake: Psht, that would mean the metal wins again
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Asylum3scapee: I need to start doing school again
Asylum3scapee: It's been haunting me
BillyHadACupcake: School�the ghost of Christmas present...
BillyHadACupcake: ...no idea where that came from
83
Asylum3scapee: You two would make an interesting pair though
BillyHadACupcake: Oh don't mention it to Alden
BillyHadACupcake: She just shudders at the mere thought of it
Asylum3scapee: Hahaha
BillyHadACupcake: and pours acid on her brain
Asylum3scapee: Ah...
BillyHadACupcake: ...Which would explain a lot
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Asylum3scapee: Just 'cause they're all unique
BillyHadACupcake: Everyone is unique
Asylum3scapee: That's true
BillyHadACupcake: There's only one Shady
BillyHadACupcake: One Alden
BillyHadACupcake: And fortunately only one Trevor
Asylum3scapee: Haha, and I'm so glad for that
BillyHadACupcake: Me too, me too
85
Asylum3scapee: Trevor. You're a sweet guy.
Asylum3scapee: Rather, a gentleman
BillyHadACupcake: ..."Trevor" and "gentlemen" in the same sentence is an oxymoron
86
BillyHadACupcake: One day I will be straight and religious, Cons and Vinx will be sick of pervy jokes, Alden will throw away all her music, there will be a President everyone likes, hell will freeze over, and Shady will not demean herself
BillyHadACupcake: Dun dun dunnnn
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BillyHadACupcake: Yes. Done math
Asylum3scapee: �
Asylum3scapee: Didn't you start with math?
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Yes
Asylum3scapee: Wooow
BillyHadACupcake: It was a lot of work, and I don't understand it
BillyHadACupcake: So it took awhile to come up with educated bullsh*t
88
Le Nedla: Useless
Le Nedla: Lazy
Le Nedla: Perverted
Asylum3scapee: Oh, I know this one!
Asylum3scapee: Its Trevor isn�t it?
89
Asylum3scapee: Bass Guitars are heavy
Asylum3scapee: And they hurt when you drop them on your toes
BillyHadACupcake: I bet
Asylum3scapee: Not that I would know
Asylum3scapee: Just fantasizing
BillyHadACupcake: ...Some people have fantasies of other people. Shady has fantasies of dropping a bass on her toes
Asylum3scapee: Hehee
Asylum3scapee: Yes indeedy
Asylum3scapee: But once and a while I do have fantasies of other people
Asylum3scapee: Dropping Basses on their toes that is
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BillyHadACupcake: Everyone move here!
EpitomeOfWeasel: Or Kenya
EpitomeOfWeasel: So we can see lions
BillyHadACupcake: But not Norway
Llama Chieftan: more like snoreway
91
EpitomeOfWeasel: Norway is for one-limbed hermaphrodites
EpitomeOfWeasel: So Trevor, you'd fit right in
92
hyper superducky: I WAS GOING TO BE ON TV CAUSE I'M CLOSE FRIENDS WITH THE GAY ONE BUT THEY DIDN'T LET ME
BillyHadACupcake: Aww
Llama Chieftan: damn
Llama Chieftan: that would've been awesome
hyper superducky: I know...
hyper superducky: *sniff*
Llama Chieftan: *patpat*
BillyHadACupcake: I was going to be on all the major networks one time...
BillyHadACupcake: But then I woke up
EpitomeOfWeasel: Aw man Trevor
EpitomeOfWeasel: that Sucks
EpitomeOfWeasel: so close
BillyHadACupcake: I know
BillyHadACupcake: *sigh*
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hyper superducky: i wish one of us was really really REALLY rich
hyper superducky: and had a private jet
EpitomeOfWeasel: and a private island
EpitomeOfWeasel: AND A YACHT
hyper superducky: and fly us all places
EpitomeOfWeasel: AND THEIR OWN SMOOTHIE CORPORATION
EpitomeOfWeasel: AND AND AND...
EpitomeOfWeasel: AND
EpitomeOfWeasel: THEY COULD BAKE COOKIES
EpitomeOfWeasel: WITHOUT BURNING 'EM
EpitomeOfWeasel: AND THEN...THEN
EpitomeOfWeasel: THEN WE COULD PLAY VOLLEYBALL
EpitomeOfWeasel: AND AND AND...
EpitomeOfWeasel: AND
EpitomeOfWeasel: WE COULD
EpitomeOfWeasel: PLAY SHUFFLEBORED
EpitomeOfWeasel: AND THEN IF WE REALLY WANT TO HAVE SOME (innocent) FUN, WE COULD FORM OUR VERY OWN AROBIC WORKOUT GROUP! WE COULD MAKE TAPES!
EpitomeOfWeasel: AND HAVE POSTERS!
EpitomeOfWeasel: AND ACTION FIGURES!
EpitomeOfWeasel: IT'D BE AWESOME!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Blinks happily*
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BillyHadACupcake: ...Hey!
BillyHadACupcake: Shady's not here!
BillyHadACupcake: I can go wild without getting slapped!
BillyHadACupcake: *goes wild*
BillyHadACupcake: *slapped*
BillyHadACupcake: Shit
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EpitomeOfWeasel: Trevor Gone Wild
EpitomeOfWeasel: Order it now on DVD
Llama Chieftan: lol
EpitomeOfWeasel: ...ha ha who am I kidding?
EpitomeOfWeasel: Nobody would buy that
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Llama Chieftan: ...
EpitomeOfWeasel: except for Henry
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BillyHadACupcake: I'm surprised
EpitomeOfWeasel: I'm Blaise
BillyHadACupcake: No one has commented on BillyHadACupcake: Cuz last night I was babysitting," with any comments on child molestation
Le Nedla: Lol
Le Nedla: dun dun dun Times they are a chaaaangiiiin'.
BillyHadACupcake: Just call me Michael Jackson
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EpitomeOfWeasel: ^_^
EpitomeOfWeasel: You're so sweet
BillyHadACupcake: "Trevor" and "sweet" in the same sentence is an oxymoron
hyper superducky: stress on moron
BillyHadACupcake: Of course
98
EpitomeOfWeasel: Make me an eggo roll
BillyHadACupcake: Leggo my eggo
hyper superducky: You mean your ego
BillyHadACupcake: Eh, whatever
hyper superducky: sorry for being so lame today
BillyHadACupcake: LAME!
BillyHadACupcake: I mean uh
BillyHadACupcake: No, never
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: I'm gonna go to my corner now
Le Nedla: MY CORNER!
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CloudRider17 has entered the room.
CloudRider17: Oh dear god
CloudRider17: people are still in here
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
hyper superducky: It's Vinx?
BillyHadACupcake: No, its Santa
hyper superducky: SANTA?!!
hyper superducky: *Hops on santa's lap*
BillyHadACupcake: Hoe hoe hoe
hyper superducky: For christmas this year, I want beastiality porn, some fuzzy handcuffs..
Le Nedla: What do you want for Christmas this year?
Le Nedla: YOU santa, I want YOU!
BillyHadACupcake: How about some Uglifruit to go with your face?
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BillyHadACupcake: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
BillyHadACupcake: I NEED TO BE RAPED NOW
And save the whales!
*dances*
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