*dances*
BillyHadACupcake: Freakoid - (freek-oyd) - a person who is a freak <picture of a little, quite familiar, girl> (subtitle: Alden Bean, from Chesapeake VA, is a common example of a freakoid)
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Le Nedla: Name it Mr. Happypants
Asylum3scapee: Dude, why name it after Trevor?
BillyHadACupcake: ...Shady...
BillyHadACupcake: You say you're innocent
BillyHadACupcake: Yet...yet...
Asylum3scapee: OH CRAP
Le Nedla: Lol
Asylum3scapee: I totally didn't see what Alden said
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Asylum3scapee: I can make him a falsetto!!!! I can I can I can! *Hops up and down*
Le Nedla: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: I can make myself go falsetto
Asylum3scapee: Trevor!
BillyHadACupcake: Kicking me in the crotch won't work anyway
hoping for words: and deafen us?
Asylum3scapee: *Kicks him in the crotch anyways for the enjoyable violence*
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Asylum3scapee: I'm like "freakin talk to me later when you aren't bleeding out your crotch"
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BillyHadACupcake has entered the room.
Asylum3scapee: Dang
BillyHadACupcake: *dances*
CloudRider17: :-P
Asylum3scapee: And here I thought we'd have a normal chat
Asylum3scapee: And then Trevor comes
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hoping for words: *loves alden*
Llama Chieftan: *loves alden MORE*
BillyHadACupcake: Nuh uh Durriac!
EpitomeOfWeasel: *is talkinng to the Alden*
Llama Chieftan: Yeah huh!
BillyHadACupcake: *loves Alden the mostest*
Llama Chieftan: what?!
BillyHadACupcake: Wait...what am I saying!?
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BillyHadACupcake: And now it's time for everyone's favourite gameshow - who wants to be raped by the Durriac?
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Llama Chieftan: i just came back
Llama Chieftan: and i'm raping dirk
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Llama Chieftan: I�m scottish and english although i look like the hitler youth poster boy
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BillyHadACupcake: ...How am I surviving? I'm in a chat with Shady, Alden, Laura and Mary, and I'm not going pervy
Asylum3scapee: Foo
Asylum3scapee: Because if you did, I would rip your balls out
Asylum3scapee: *Eyeballs
Le Nedla: LOL!!!!
Asylum3scapee: I did mean eyeballs... I swear it
BillyHadACupcake: ...Shady...who is possessing you?
Asylum3scapee: No one! If I was talking about your testicles I would have said 'ripped them off' but I was talking about you eyes, therefore I said 'ripped them out'
Cadenzie: <smirks>
Asylum3scapee: And I can't believe I said testicles...
Asylum3scapee: Eww...
BillyHadACupcake: *snicker*
BillyHadACupcake: *chants* Sha-dy is per-vy!
Asylum3scapee: *Washes hands and brushes teeth*
BillyHadACupcake: OMG I RHYMED!!11!1
Asylum3scapee: *Slaps* I'll be pervy the day you're straight and religious
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hoping for words: I AM A VIRGIN!
BillyHadACupcake: Not for long
hoping for words: i know.
hoping for words: not until you raise money for a plane ticket
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BillyHadACupcake: I think I should go eat...
Le Nedla: no trevor!
hoping for words: i think i should go write paper
BillyHadACupcake: My stomach is munching on my spine
Le Nedla: bring food to the compy.
Asylum3scapee: What spine?
Asylum3scapee: You have no spine
Asylum3scapee: coward
forceflow5125: LOL
forceflow5125: I love you shady
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BillyHadACupcake: Man, everyone's being so mean to me
Asylum3scapee: I know
Asylum3scapee: It's because you're stupid
Asylum3scapee: *Patpat*
forceflow5125: You have to admit... that was pretty funny
BillyHadACupcake: It was
forceflow5125: ^_^
BillyHadACupcake: I never said it wasn't deserved either
forceflow5125: LOL
forceflow5125: I love you Billy
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Le Nedla: Aww
Le Nedla: Poor Trev Trev
BillyHadACupcake: Trev trev?
Le Nedla: Trev Trev.
BillyHadACupcake: I see
BillyHadACupcake: More of your derogatory slurs!
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Asylum3scapee: Trevor, you're going to jail for multiple explicit conversations with minors, sexual harrasment, sexual harrasment to a llama, which also doubles as animal abuse, and abuse of chat rooms
Asylum3scapee: Pwned
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Le Nedla: I love...
Le Nedla: lamp?
BillyHadACupcake: *dirk
Le Nedla: Lamp.
BillyHadACupcake: you typoed lamp
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Asylum3scapee: *Goes and kisses Trevor on the facecheek*
Asylum3scapee: Coootiesss!!!
Le Nedla: EWWW
Le Nedla: *tosses Shady some orbit*
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Le Nedla: Dirk, your leg is getting sweaty...
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Asylum3scapee: I'm also the only girl in here with a bunch of sexual offenders
Asylum3scapee: But that's okay
Asylum3scapee: I think they're all gay anyways
Llama Chieftan: *bi
BillyHadACupcake: ...whoah!
BillyHadACupcake: 4:1 ratio! Insane!
Llama Chieftan: lol
Llama Chieftan: i know
Llama Chieftan: it's crAAAAAAAAAAzEEEEEE
BillyHadACupcake: ...Maybe that�s why Alden can't get in
BillyHadACupcake: The chat room is being controlled by someone who wants to see Shady get gang raped
Llama Chieftan: hahaha
Asylum3scapee: WHAT?!?!?!
Denodgeinator: Wait...
Asylum3scapee: Dude
Denodgeinator: Dunsh, how are you controlling the chat!?!?
Asylum3scapee: that's like
Asylum3scapee: wrong on so many levels
BillyHadACupcake: *innocent*
BillyHadACupcake: Hey, you know it's not me
Asylum3scapee: ....
BillyHadACupcake: If it was me ALDEN would be the one still in here
Asylum3scapee: *Goes off and sits in a corner and shudders*
Denodgeinator: eww
Llama Chieftan: you like alden?!?!?!?!
Llama Chieftan: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
BillyHadACupcake: Lmao
Asylum3scapee: what?!
Asylum3scapee: Trevor wants to rape Alden, what?!
BillyHadACupcake: ...Yes, exactly
Llama Chieftan: duh
Asylum3scapee: Wow
Asylum3scapee: I need to get out of here
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BillyHadACupcake: ...I once, while trying to get to sleep, planned out how to murder someone at my school and get away with it
BillyHadACupcake: Probably just another sign of geniusness
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BillyHadACupcake: Fine, how about 4 cents
Asylum3scapee: This is an offer
Asylum3scapee: Yeah, that's how much my sister said I was worth
Asylum3scapee: a penny for each year I've matured
BillyHadACupcake: Going by those standards
BillyHadACupcake: I'd be worth...oh, -6 cents
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Asylum3scapee: My mom was filling out a survey and it was like "Are you bilingual, bisexual, bipolar, or a canadian resident?"
EpitomeOfWeasel: LOL
BillyHadACupcake: Niiice
Asylum3scapee: It was great
EpitomeOfWeasel: Did they have (aka all of the above) next to Canadian resident?
Asylum3scapee: Lol!
Asylum3scapee: That would have been great
hoping for words: lol!
BillyHadACupcake: Well hey, it could be true
hyper superducky: it would have
BillyHadACupcake: Quebecers are bilingual
EpitomeOfWeasel: They forgot one thing
hoping for words: i might be a quebecer
BillyHadACupcake: And uh, other peoples are bisexual
CloudRider17: *coughdirkcough*
Asylum3scapee: I'm pretty sure most of you here are
BillyHadACupcake: Hey hey hey
BillyHadACupcake: Wait...yeah
CloudRider17: ;-)
EpitomeOfWeasel: "Are you bilingual, bisexual, bipolar, an alleged sex offender or a canadian resident?"
BillyHadACupcake: ME!
BillyHadACupcake: Yaaay
CloudRider17: "or D. all of the above?"
hoping for words: ALL FIVE!
Asylum3scapee: If so, please submit yourself into the nearest jail/asylum
hoping for words: "Check here if your name is Trevor"
hoping for words: *deports all Trevors*
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Le Nedla: We have hurricanes, but that just means Trevor would get to huddle in a closet with people
Le Nedla: so
Le Nedla: it wouldn't bother him
CloudRider17: Why did Torie make out with the camera?
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Because she knew I�d be watching
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hyper superducky: we must be the sickest freaks on this earth
BillyHadACupcake: No, Cons, we're not
Asylum3scapee: Dude, Trevor, YES YOU ARE!!!!
BillyHadACupcake: Well, *I* am�
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BillyHadACupcake: OMG OMG OMG
BillyHadACupcake: EVERYONE OUT OF THIS CHAT!
BillyHadACupcake: THERE'S A BOMB THREAT!
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Le Nedla: *sits*
Asylum3scapee: *Sits on Alden's lap*
BillyHadACupcake: *sits on Alden's lap*
hyper superducky: ...*sits on Alden's lap*
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Le Nedla: eh, all dresses are like that
Asylum3scapee: That's why I hate them
Asylum3scapee: plus
Asylum3scapee: They're all...
Asylum3scapee: dressy
Le Nedla: I like dresses...
BillyHadACupcake: I don't like wearing dresses either
Le Nedla: They're purtyful.
Asylum3scapee: haha Trevor
Asylum3scapee: Don't lie to yourself
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Le Nedla: I have a blak dress
Asylum3scapee: Really?
Asylum3scapee: Mines nlack
Asylum3scapee: *black
Asylum3scapee: lol
Le Nedla: Lol
Le Nedla: typos all around!
Asylum3scapee: I know!
BillyHadACupcake: yya for tpyoes!
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Asylum3scapee: Were you waiting for us to get lonely and do lesbian things Trevor?
BillyHadACupcake: ...No, no of course not. Never. Nope. Nuh uh
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: *Raises eyebrows*
Le Nedla: That costs extra.
Asylum3scapee: Alden... you know...
Asylum3scapee: Just kidding
Le Nedla: lol, I know
BillyHadACupcake: ...Aw, damn
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Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: OMG
Le Nedla: OMG
Le Nedla: OMG
Le Nedla: OMG
Le Nedla: OMG
Le Nedla: OMG
Le Nedla: YOU NEED TO BE RAPED NOW
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BillyHadACupcake: You three are among my best online friends. There, sentiment out
Asylum3scapee: Awww.....
Asylum3scapee: *Huggles Trevor*
Asylum3scapee: You're so cute when you lie!
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Le Nedla: *drags Trevor to VA*
BillyHadACupcake: *looks down*
Asylum3scapee: Oh wow
Asylum3scapee: Dragging
BillyHadACupcake: Sorry Laura, I'm taken it seems
Asylum3scapee: *Grabs Laura by the foot and drags her ahead of Punka*
Asylum3scapee: Now we're drag-racing!!!
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Asylum3scapee: Oh Trevor, you may be mentally challenged, an alleged sex offender and a incestial polygamist and canadian, but you're not that bad
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BillyHadACupcake: I want the feeling of water running over my naked body
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BillyHadACupcake: The muskrat ate my toe
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Asylum3scapee: All of you are perverted disgusting weirdos
Asylum3scapee: *Packs bags and runs away*
BillyHadACupcake: And that's why you love us
Asylum3scapee: . . .
Asylum3scapee: Not quite....
Asylum3scapee: But whatever
Asylum3scapee: I love everyone.
Asylum3scapee: It's my job
Asylum3scapee: Crap
Asylum3scapee: Vinx
Asylum3scapee: Shut up
Asylum3scapee: Don't even
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Asylum3scapee: Anyone here know who SuperTramp is?
BillyHadACupcake: Durriac?
Asylum3scapee: Wow
Asylum3scapee: I betcha that'll be in the funny convos soon enough
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Asylum3scapee: Dude, is everyone dead?!
BillyHadACupcake: I think so
Asylum3scapee: *Sighs*
BillyHadACupcake: We need CPR stat!
Asylum3scapee: I know!
BillyHadACupcake: And mouth to mouth!
Asylum3scapee: I should say something profane!
BillyHadACupcake: I'll take Alden and Vinx...
Asylum3scapee: Oh
Asylum3scapee: You already did that
Asylum3scapee: I don't think I'll putting my mouth on anything you have to offer, thanks
Asylum3scapee: *Inches away*
BillyHadACupcake: Ok, I'll take Henny too
Asylum3scapee: *Shudders*
Asylum3scapee: Well what if I died?
BillyHadACupcake: Well if you're dead there's no point giving mouth to mouth
BillyHadACupcake: Although I might just for kicks...
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Llama Chieftan: *heroically rushes to the rescue*
BillyHadACupcake: ...Thanks Captain Late
Llama Chieftan: No problem little dirkles!
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BillyHadACupcake: Well, you could skip out talking to us
BillyHadACupcake: But then we'd cry
Asylum3scapee: Haha. Tears of Joy
BillyHadACupcake: Psht
BillyHadACupcake: So demeaning you are
Asylum3scapee: I know
Asylum3scapee: It's my job
BillyHadACupcake: Do you get paid for it?
Asylum3scapee: No. I refuse pay because I'm so irrisponsible I'd probably do soemthing stupid with it, because I'm that nerdy and stupid and I hate myself
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BillyHadACupcake: "Hi there kid! Would you like some Uglifruit to go with your face?"
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hyper superducky: it's raining MEN
hyper superducky: halelujah lol
Asylum3scapee: That would be disturbing
hyper superducky: ...????!!
hyper superducky: well..
Asylum3scapee: Walk outside and get hit by a man
hyper superducky: you could get hit
hyper superducky: lol
EpitomeOfWeasel: s'raining
EpitomeOfWeasel: foggy
EpitomeOfWeasel: PIGLETS
Asylum3scapee: 'I was just hit-on by a strange man!'
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Asylum3scapee: CloudRider17: What should I pt on the back of my swim sweatshirt? It cannot be related to alcohalic beverages or sex in any way.
Asylum3scapee: Dude
Asylum3scapee: I think you asked the wrong crowd
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CloudRider17: DIRKLES!
CloudRider17: what do you think?
Asylum3scapee: Not a lot
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CloudRider17: I'm a GIRL
Asylum3scapee: REALLY?!
Asylum3scapee: Oh my gosh...
BillyHadACupcake: YOU ARE!?!
Asylum3scapee: I feel so stupid!
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EpitomeOfWeasel: TREVOR
EpitomeOfWeasel: STOP SENDING ME "offers"!
BillyHadACupcake: ...?
Asylum3scapee: WHAT?!
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CloudRider17: hum ho
CloudRider17: what describes me?
CloudRider17: WEIRD
EpitomeOfWeasel: Uber
hyper superducky: Deliciously Expensive
Asylum3scapee: Awesome
BillyHadACupcake: ...Slut?
CloudRider17: DIRK
CloudRider17: that's not nice
BillyHadACupcake: ...I know it isn't
Asylum3scapee: *Slaps Trevor*
hyper superducky: But it's the truth
Asylum3scapee: Bad
BillyHadACupcake: What's your point?
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BillyHadACupcake: He always calls to get help for math
Asylum3scapee: Lol
Asylum3scapee: Like you could help him
BillyHadACupcake: Eventually I get bored and just say I don't know how to do it
Asylum3scapee: And most of the time, that's probably true, eh?
BillyHadACupcake: Oh hush, I was tired last night, I figured it out eventually
Asylum3scapee: *Points and laughs*
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CloudRider17: wow
CloudRider17: i have 15 choices now
BillyHadACupcake: ...Slut, whore, bitch...what others?
BillyHadACupcake: *slapped*
:D
(oooh, where will it lead?)
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