Rejoice!
Le Nedla: All us ROC girls having a popcorn and jammies night
Le Nedla: talking about how hot or unhot we think all the boys are...
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: All the boys? There's like 4 of us
Le Nedla: lol
Le Nedla: "So, how about... Trevor?"
BillyHadACupcake: "ewwwwww"
Le Nedla: Around circle:
Le Nedla: Shady: Pettable
Le Nedla: Vinx: Dead sexy
BillyHadACupcake: Cons: Be sexier in a thong
Le Nedla: Torie: MMmmm, Trevorey Godness
BillyHadACupcake: Henry: Hot. Wait, why the hell am I here?
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Le Nedla: so
Le Nedla: *doctor Phil face*
Le Nedla: and how do you feel about that
BillyHadACupcake: *ghetto rapper face* Fuck you man *pulls out gun and busts a cap in yo ass*
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Le Nedla: omg...
Le Nedla: we could pull such a prank on her...
BillyHadACupcake: ...I can hear your evil little mind scheming from here
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Le Nedla: THASS IT
Le Nedla: *flames keybaord*
Le Nedla: UGH
Le Nedla: *double flames*
BillyHadACupcake: Y'know, I have an idea
BillyHadACupcake: ...type slower
Le Nedla: you know what
Le Nedla: I have an Idea
Le Nedla: think slower
BillyHadACupcake: shut up?
BillyHadACupcake: Oh
Le Nedla: OH WAIT FOR YOU THAT'S NOT HUMANLY POSSIBLE
Le Nedla: Oooooh
Le Nedla: pwned
BillyHadACupcake: ...*sobs in corner*
BillyHadACupcake: *unloved*
Le Nedla: AWWWWW
Le Nedla: It was mocking
Le Nedla: mocking is love
BillyHadACupcake: *provokes your conscience*
Le Nedla: *huggles Until you cant breathe*
Le Nedla: You can't sob if you can't breathe!
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Le Nedla: yeah, me gossa go, dun wanna start trouble on holidaysness
Le Nedla: but I should have my ownn caompy back soon and hthen problem=solved.
BillyHadACupcake: Yay
Le Nedla: ...
BillyHadACupcake: But wah, you go
Le Nedla: *excersizes right to not spell*
BillyHadACupcake: For christmas
BillyHadACupcake: I shall get you Spell Check
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Le Nedla: OH MY GOD
Le Nedla: my sim wants to go on a date with your sim
Le Nedla: *cries*
BillyHadACupcake: Yesss!
Le Nedla: WHY WONT YOUR SIM PICK SOMEONE ELSE?!?!
BillyHadACupcake: Because I'm meant for you
BillyHadACupcake: *gets down on one knee*
Le Nedla: ...
BillyHadACupcake: �*picks up penny, gets back up*
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BillyHadACupcake: My funnest times were with my old friend Eric
BillyHadACupcake: ...Although ...he's now in jail for stabbing a guy with a machete. Doesn't say much for me.
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BillyHadACupcake: I should sign up as a Mongolian Llama or something
Asylum3scapee: Dude, do it
BillyHadACupcake: "Hi, I'm GoldenSun SilverMoon!"
BillyHadACupcake: "My parents were killed by evil vermin when I was young, but I hunted them down and killed them with my legendary golden sword Adzx'sxabf'agkaf
Asylum3scapee: Lol
Asylum3scapee: Add that!
BillyHadACupcake: "WILL U PLEEZE B MY FREND!?!/1?!/
Asylum3scapee: 'Hi I'm bloodypulpydeath. I am a completely black evil evil fox'
Asylum3scapee: 'All black'
Asylum3scapee: 'No other colors'
BillyHadACupcake: "Mysterious"
BillyHadACupcake: "One look at my eyes and you know you�re looking at mystery and death and other cool features"
Asylum3scapee: 'Shrouded in mystery....oooh!
Asylum3scapee: 'My eyes are death-red and if you look into them when I'm angry it looks like they're bleeding'
Asylum3scapee: 'It also looks like that on Valentines day'
BillyHadACupcake: "And I wear a black cloak with the hood up and I have 20 daggers hidden on my body and am the best dagger wielder in all of Mossflower"
Asylum3scapee: 'And I have a huge sword that I carry up my 'sleeve' that no one can see until the moon shines just right
Asylum3scapee: then I go into a rage and eat everyone but my true love'
BillyHadACupcake: "and my fangs are 5 inches long"
BillyHadACupcake: "cuz I am half snake"
BillyHadACupcake: "and they're poisonous"
Asylum3scapee: 'It drips black poison'
BillyHadACupcake: "evil black poison"
Asylum3scapee: 'All black'
Asylum3scapee: 'no other colors'
Asylum3scapee: 'I don't talk to anyone else, i just carve things up and I have horrible mutilation scars all over my body'
Asylum3scapee: 'And I'm good at everything'
BillyHadACupcake: "And I live only for revenge on Ajfia Aogfhia who killed my parents when I was just born, but I remember it anyway"
BillyHadACupcake: "the night was black"
BillyHadACupcake: "all black"
BillyHadACupcake: "no other colours"
Asylum3scapee: 'And I was left alone in the darkness to fend for myself'
Asylum3scapee: 'And I ate poisonous plants to stay alive'
BillyHadACupcake: "and I can survive months without food, drink or sleep"
BillyHadACupcake: "because I am trained as an assassin"
BillyHadACupcake: "and a spy"
BillyHadACupcake: "and a scout"
BillyHadACupcake: "and a warrior"
Asylum3scapee: 'boyscout'
BillyHadACupcake: "and a sailor"
Asylum3scapee: 'And king'
BillyHadACupcake: "and a blacksmith"
Asylum3scapee: "archer"
BillyHadACupcake: "and a galley slave"
BillyHadACupcake: "and a healer"
BillyHadACupcake: "and a cook"
BillyHadACupcake: "and a minstrel"
Asylum3scapee: "And a hunter"
BillyHadACupcake: "and a berry picker"
Asylum3scapee: "and a fannybandi-I mean.... bandit'
BillyHadACupcake: "and I can swim faster than an otter"
BillyHadACupcake: "and climb better than a squirrel"
Asylum3scapee: "And run faster than a hare"
BillyHadACupcake: "and dig faster than a mole"
Asylum3scapee: "And fly better than a hawk"
Asylum3scapee: 'Because I have wings"
BillyHadACupcake: "and have the strength of ten badgers"
BillyHadACupcake: "and be more irritable than a vole"
BillyHadACupcake: "and green laser beams comes out of my eyes"
BillyHadACupcake: "and lightning out of my fingertips"
BillyHadACupcake: "black lightening"
BillyHadACupcake: "all black"
BillyHadACupcake: "no other colours"
Asylum3scapee: "And when I speak, people freeze up"
Asylum3scapee: "And they can't move'
Asylum3scapee: 'I wasn't always like this...'
Asylum3scapee: 'After they killed my parents in brutally savage ways, I was running along the path(faster than a hare)and I ran into a lovely young fox-maiden'
Asylum3scapee: 'She was.....white'
BillyHadACupcake: "all white"
BillyHadACupcake: "no other colours"
Asylum3scapee: "Except she had rainbow-colored eyes"
BillyHadACupcake: "that shone with goodness and warmth"
Asylum3scapee: "And I felt a warm thing in my chest'
Asylum3scapee: "Especially when she said her name"
Asylum3scapee: "GoldenSun SilverMoon"
Llama Chieftan: how about on cheney shooting the guy?
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: that was hilarious
Llama Chieftan: it was
Llama Chieftan: yup, that's our second in command...
Llama Chieftan: shooting up his hunting buddies...
Llama Chieftan: land of the free...
BillyHadACupcake: destined for greatness he is...
Llama Chieftan: i really wonder what would've happened if he had died
BillyHadACupcake: Wow
BillyHadACupcake: Can you say career down the drain
Llama Chieftan: welll....
Llama Chieftan: you never know
Llama Chieftan: this is america, you know
BillyHadACupcake: "HE WAS A TERRORIST"
Llama Chieftan: SNEAKING UP FROM BEHIND!
Llama Chieftan: the coward!
Llama Chieftan: he got what he deserved
BillyHadACupcake: "He was in league with al'Qaeda and Saddam and North Korea!"
Llama Chieftan: "and John Kerry!"
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: Of course
Llama Chieftan: "Those Democrats have brought the political infighting in Washington to a whole new level"
BillyHadACupcake: "nuke the bastards, UN approved or not!"
Llama Chieftan: "sir, you can't nuke only half the capitol building"
BillyHadACupcake: "I can do whatever I want! We're America!"
Llama Chieftan: "yessir. i'll get jack abramoff on that right away"
BillyHadACupcake: "by the way...did YOU know there were black people in brazil?"
Llama Chieftan: "let's nuke brazil!"
BillyHadACupcake: "but sir, 60% of our coffee is brazilian imported!"
BillyHadACupcake: "well better start liking tea then, huh?"
Llama Chieftan: "but sir, that's english!"
Llama Chieftan: "remember, we fought against them?"
BillyHadACupcake: "yes, but ol' Tony is my bitch....aren't you Tony?" *Tony Blair, on floor, leashed to chair, nods vigourously* "Good boy, have a cookie"
Llama Chieftan: *can't eat cookie around gag*
BillyHadACupcake: "oh...well, stuff it up some other bodily orphus, we cant un-gag in case you shout out like last time, eh? Remember that, when the Queen was visiting? yeah, you were punished for that, weren't you, and won't do it again, hm?"
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Llama Chieftan: back
BillyHadACupcake: *looks over shoulder* what about it?
Llama Chieftan: it's pretty
BillyHadACupcake: *blushes* oh why thank you!
Llama Chieftan: *giggle* you're welcome
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BillyHadACupcake: I found my soul mate
Asylum3scapee: Ooooh
Asylum3scapee: Who?
BillyHadACupcake: This tape
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: *Sigh*
Asylum3scapee: Tape is a secret term for Alden, isn't it?
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Why yes, of course it is
Asylum3scapee: HAHA
BillyHadACupcake: You found me out
Asylum3scapee: You admit it :D
Asylum3scapee: *jumps around*
Asylum3scapee: Yaaayaaayaaayyy
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: So if Alden is tape
BillyHadACupcake: Does that make you hammer?
BillyHadACupcake: Cuz then I can bang you all day long
BillyHadACupcake: *slapped*
Asylum3scapee: ...
BillyHadACupcake: *beaten*
BillyHadACupcake: *kicked*
BillyHadACupcake: *all around violently injured*
Asylum3scapee: Good
Asylum3scapee: Because I'm in too much shock to hurt you
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Asylum3scapee: *Somewhat sheepishly and half-heartedly throws confetti into the air* Yay?
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: Go to bed, that wasn't confetti you threw, it was cottage cheese
BillyHadACupcake: ...and that's confetti you're eating
Asylum3scapee: ...Oh
Asylum3scapee: That explains a lot
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EpitomeOfWeasel: I showered this year
EpitomeOfWeasel: ...
EpitomeOfWeasel: Wow that killed the chat
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Cadenzie has entered the room.
EpitomeOfWeasel: MARY!
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Huggles*
Cadenzie: BLAISE
EpitomeOfWeasel: MARY MARY!
Cadenzie: *hugs*
EpitomeOfWeasel: MAAAAAAAAAAAAARY!
Cadenzie: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAISE.
EpitomeOfWeasel: *HUGGLES*
BillyHadACupcake: �TREEEEEEVOR
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CloudRider17: *seperates*
Cadenzie: *separates
CloudRider17: WhatEVER.
EpitomeOfWeasel: *seporates*
BillyHadACupcake: supperotes
CloudRider17: some kidn of vowel there.
EpitomeOfWeasel: supperoats
Le Nedla: HEY
Le Nedla: butchering is MY job.
BillyHadACupcake: supper goats?
Le Nedla: *brandishes knife*
EpitomeOfWeasel: supperodents
BillyHadACupcake: supper banana birds
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BillyHadACupcake: Its total bullshit that those sheltered self-righteous goody two shoes can't take a sarcastic reply and then whine that we're bullying them
BillyHadACupcake: I need to quote myself on that
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Llama Chieftan: FIRE A NUKE!
Le Nedla: Smooth subjectchange...
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Llama Chieftan: yes
Llama Chieftan: let's microwave DAB
Le Nedla: Lol
EpitomeOfWeasel: mmmm
Cadenzie: NUKE IT.
CloudRider17: yeesss!
Cheddarness8: <_<
EpitomeOfWeasel: Wait
EpitomeOfWeasel: Ugh
Le Nedla: but whenever i tell my mom I'm gonna microwave something
CloudRider17: over cook it so it dries out
EpitomeOfWeasel: n00bs probably taste bad
Le Nedla: I tell her I'm gonna nuke it..
Llama Chieftan: i never said we had to eat it
Cadenzie: Ahaha.
EpitomeOfWeasel: Let's nuke it then put it in the washing machine
Le Nedla: Feed it to the homeless!
EpitomeOfWeasel: LOL
Llama Chieftan: lol
CloudRider17: lol
Le Nedla: world hunger=ended
Cheddarness8: >_>
Le Nedla: plus
EpitomeOfWeasel: Don't be cruel to the homeless Punka
Le Nedla: lol!
EpitomeOfWeasel: I mean seriously
EpitomeOfWeasel: You might as well chop off your arm
EpitomeOfWeasel: HERE YOU GO HOMELESS!
EpitomeOfWeasel: HAVE AN ARM!
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Cheddarness8: what does "Burble Skibie" sound like to you guys?
BillyHadACupcake: A hooker?
EpitomeOfWeasel: LOL
Cheddarness8: lol
Llama Chieftan: yeah
EpitomeOfWeasel: A digimon
EpitomeOfWeasel: a pokemon
EpitomeOfWeasel: NO
Cheddarness8: I was thinking an STD
CloudRider17: a...
EpitomeOfWeasel: a bad anime!
CloudRider17: lol
Cheddarness8: or a skin disorder
Llama Chieftan: hooker or sex move
BillyHadACupcake: �A newbies new character?
Cheddarness8: yeah
EpitomeOfWeasel: Ding ding ding!
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CloudRider17: *The big burly fox walked out, terrifying all who met his eyes. He coughed, removing the hood from his face and scowled out.* My name is... Lu Zer.
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CloudRider17: so his real name is Luis Zuer? I don't like the a...
BillyHadACupcake: I don't like the z
BillyHadACupcake: or the l
BillyHadACupcake: or the s
BillyHadACupcake: or the r
CloudRider17: well, get over it
BillyHadACupcake: ui ue
BillyHadACupcake: thats its new name
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EpitomeOfWeasel: moofins
Llama Chieftan: as opposed to dorsal fins?
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CloudRider17: Fantastic Four sucked
Llama Chieftan: this sucks
CloudRider17: at least I don't suck Dirk's miniscule penis
BillyHadACupcake: Cuz I don't have a miniscule penis
BillyHadACupcake: Just ask Henry
Le Nedla: suuuure
CloudRider17: lol
Llama Chieftan: there was definitely a smiley with a zipper across its mouth
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Llama Chieftan: we prefer "video games"
CloudRider17: joystick?
BillyHadACupcake: And a slot for quarters!
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CloudRider17: I'm going to go take a shower... still have chlorine in my hair
BillyHadACupcake: Can i come?
Llama Chieftan: me too?
BillyHadACupcake: And Alden?
Llama Chieftan: because she's too shy to admit she wants to?
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah?
BillyHadACupcake: Foursome
Llama Chieftan: mmhmm
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BillyHadACupcake: Although he likes being below sometimes
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Way number 39038 on how to kill chat
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Le Nedla: OMG
Llama Chieftan: GMO
BillyHadACupcake: MOG
Le Nedla: DLS CAME ON MY GREEN DAY PLAYLIST
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: DLS.
Le Nedla: Dominated Love Slave.
BillyHadACupcake: Me?
Llama Chieftan: me?
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CloudRider17: I just realized how gay tunics are on guys
BillyHadACupcake: *takes off tunic*
Asylum3scapee: 'This is what it shouldn't be like'
Asylum3scapee: 'This is a Marty-stu'
Asylum3scapee: 'All Marty-stu'
Asylum3scapee: 'No other colors'
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Asylum3scapee: But Jesus did not write Typos!!!
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Asylum3scapee: Thems is fightin' werds!
BillyHadACupcake: No
BillyHadACupcake: Those are fighting words*
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: Same differnce
BillyHadACupcake: No
BillyHadACupcake: Same difference*
Asylum3scapee: yew shut up
BillyHadACupcake: No
BillyHadACupcake: You shut up*
Asylum3scapee: No! YEW SHUT UP
BillyHadACupcake: No
BillyHadACupcake: You shut up
Asylum3scapee: ...Ooooh
Asylum3scapee: Thems is fightin' werds...
BillyHadACupcake: No
BillyHadACupcake: Those are fighting words
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: There's no hope for you
Asylum3scapee: *pats*
Asylum3scapee: *walks off, shaking head*
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah, you got it!
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Asylum3scapee: MAKE A SIGHT FOOL
BillyHadACupcake: No
BillyHadACupcake: Make a site fool
Asylum3scapee: Fine
Asylum3scapee: Make a site fool
BillyHadACupcake: Ok
BillyHadACupcake: Later
BillyHadACupcake: When I can see what I am doing
Asylum3scapee: Dude
Asylum3scapee: You're site is not that bad
BillyHadACupcake: No
BillyHadACupcake: Your site is not that bad
Asylum3scapee: ...
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Dammit
Asylum3scapee: But seriously
Asylum3scapee: What?
BillyHadACupcake: Your sight is not that bad*
Asylum3scapee: HAHA
Asylum3scapee: I tricked you into a typo!
Asylum3scapee: even though I was so set on next saying 'Get a site' that I made the mistake fire
Asylum3scapee: *first
Asylum3scapee: But whatever
Asylum3scapee: You lose! :D
BillyHadACupcake: ...No
BillyHadACupcake: I win
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Asylum3scapee: Well if you win
Asylum3scapee: I LOST
Asylum3scapee: Maaan.... lost that game
BillyHadACupcake: Bitch
BillyHadACupcake: I just
BillyHadACupcake: I just hate you
BillyHadACupcake: *loses game*
Asylum3scapee: ...*patpat*
Asylum3scapee: No
Asylum3scapee: You love me
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Asylum3scapee: so I have to get up in an hour and a half....
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
BillyHadACupcake: Muaha
BillyHadACupcake: I suck your nights away
BillyHadACupcake: And wow
BillyHadACupcake: that was wrong
BillyHadACupcake: on so many levels
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: It might have been totally innocent
Asylum3scapee: in a devious taking up my sleep-time way
Asylum3scapee: But noooo
Asylum3scapee: You just had to- �aaaand the shock of the grossness implied hits me *Slap*
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Le Nedla: peace love and mashed potatoes.
BillyHadACupcake: Mmm
BillyHadACupcake: Peace
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BillyHadACupcake: Huzzah!
BillyHadACupcake: *waves candle in air*
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: Uh...
Le Nedla: Trevor...
Le Nedla: You just set your hair on fire...
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Well damn
BillyHadACupcake: I'm booooored
CloudRider17: your face is bored
BillyHadACupcake: looking at your face, it has every right to be
BillyHadACupcake: Oh, burn
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: ouch
Le Nedla: Ice ice BABY
CloudRider17: ...
CloudRider17: we all know you look at Alden's face every night
BillyHadACupcake: ...Yeah, so?
Le Nedla: whoaaaah buddy
Le Nedla: back it up
Le Nedla: like rewind that
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CloudRider17: I'm getting no respect on DAB anymore.
CloudRider17: -_-
BillyHadACupcake: ...Well uh, you never got respect anyway
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Le Nedla: Oh
Le Nedla: my
Le Nedla: god
Le Nedla: Trevor
Le Nedla: Your sim.
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Le Nedla: ugh.
Llama Chieftan: ?
BillyHadACupcake: What'd it do now?
BillyHadACupcake: Grab your aldenitis?
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Asylum3scapee: That's like 'Luke... I am your father.... and I'm also your uncle'
BillyHadACupcake: "And your son"
EpitomeOfWeasel: "And your mom"
BillyHadACupcake: And then as Luke tries to figure it all out, Vader uses the chance to kill him
Llama Chieftan: lol
Llama Chieftan: and the rebellion is crushed
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Le Nedla: DLS?
Llama Chieftan: *DSL
BillyHadACupcake: *ADSL
BillyHadACupcake: *AMDUBAADSL
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: *stops*
Llama Chieftan: lol
EpitomeOfWeasel: OM]]ZLOLS
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BillyHadACupcake: MoooooOOOOOoooo
BillyHadACupcake: MoooOOOOHOOHOOHOOHAHAHAH EEHEE! Moohahahaha! Moo! Moo! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!
BillyHadACupcake: ~Mad cow disease
BillyHadACupcake: Mad cow disease...it kills cows, people and now chats
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BillyHadACupcake: Australia, land of kangaroos and Fosters
Asylum3scapee: Yay Storee
Asylum3scapee: Okie...
BillyHadACupcake: THE KANGAROOS GOT DRUNK!
BillyHadACupcake: AND THE DINGOS ATE THEIR BABIES!
Asylum3scapee: *Gaspedness*
Asylum3scapee: Then what happen?!
Le Nedla: wow
BillyHadACupcake: Then one Dingo, named, oh, McDuffee say
Llama Chieftan: *dingo*
Llama Chieftan: hey!
Asylum3scapee: Uh huh
BillyHadACupcake: Became leader of the pack
Llama Chieftan: hell yeah
Le Nedla: Durriac's a Dingo?
BillyHadACupcake: And started raping the dingo girls
Le Nedla: *dethrones him*
Asylum3scapee: O.O
BillyHadACupcake: Namely the girl dingo Mitchell
Asylum3scapee: Eww
Le Nedla: *runs*
Llama Chieftan: *beats her with dingo scepter*
Le Nedla: Lol
Le Nedla: wtf.
BillyHadACupcake: Then, when he was tired of the dingo ladies
Asylum3scapee: ...
BillyHadACupcake: He used the DINGO SCEPTER!!!!
BillyHadACupcake: Anyways, I digress
Asylum3scapee: Trevor... I don't like this Storee anymore...
Le Nedla: that goes in the profile
BillyHadACupcake: So, McDuffee the perverted dingo
BillyHadACupcake: went for a walk one day
BillyHadACupcake: when he FELL DOWN A HOLE
Le Nedla: yay!
BillyHadACupcake: AND WAS CAUGHT BY AUSSIE TRAPPERS!
BillyHadACupcake: AND PUT IN A ZOO WITH SHARKS AND LIONS!
Llama Chieftan: and was brutally murdered
Llama Chieftan has left the room.
BillyHadACupcake: All hope seemed lost for poor McDuffee
BillyHadACupcake: ...aaand he was brutally murdered
BillyHadACupcake: the end
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BillyHadACupcake: Fine, happy storee time
BillyHadACupcake: There was once a girl named Alden
BillyHadACupcake: Who had a game called sims
Asylum3scapee: Mhm
BillyHadACupcake: And the sims started to annoy her
BillyHadACupcake: SO SHE KILLED THEM ALL OFF
BillyHadACupcake: except for Shady sim and Alden sim
Asylum3scapee: Yay!
BillyHadACupcake: Who lived happily ever after with sim-maid Cody
BillyHadACupcake: And sim-maid Robbie
BillyHadACupcake: AND TREVOR-SIM WAS NO MORE!!!!
Asylum3scapee: Now THAT was a good storee
BillyHadACupcake: The end
Asylum3scapee: *Aplauds*
BillyHadACupcake: Epilogue:
BillyHadACupcake: Cody and Shady sim got happily married and had ninety children
Le Nedla: Busy freak.
Asylum3scapee: Lol
Asylum3scapee: Ninety children
Asylum3scapee: Only if we run out of money to buy. erm, I'm stopping now
BillyHadACupcake: Robbie sim grabbed Alden sims ass one time and was subsequently slapped to death. Alden-sim then was hospitalized, and later died in a coma, muttering "damn trevor" constantly
Le Nedla: Lol
Le Nedla: awesome
BillyHadACupcake: Half of Shady-sim's children were eaten by birds
Asylum3scapee: And then I got depressed and started eating everything
Asylum3scapee: So I ate the other half
Asylum3scapee: So then Cody and I had to start all over again
Asylum3scapee: But I didn't mind
BillyHadACupcake: And another 37 were drowned in the pool when someone forgot to put a ladder in
BillyHadACupcake: So Shady-sim and Cody-sim and their remaining 8 children lived happily ever after
Asylum3scapee: Lol
Asylum3scapee: Yaaaaaaay
BillyHadACupcake: THE END
Le Nedla: *ahem*
Le Nedla: why would I be hospitalized?
BillyHadACupcake: Oh, um, severe case of shuddering
Le Nedla: lol
Le Nedla: great
Le Nedla: just great
BillyHadACupcake: Oh, and then in later years the house was haunted by the souls of Trevor-sim and 82 children-sims souls
BillyHadACupcake: That sucks
Le Nedla: lol
BillyHadACupcake: But I shall make peace with the fire!
BillyHadACupcake: And through diplomatic reasoning ask it to stop burning my hair!
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: and hows that working for you?
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Not
BillyHadACupcake: very
BillyHadACupcake: well
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Le Nedla: stop drop and rollll
BillyHadACupcake: ...that sounds...a little suggestive
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EpitomeOfWeasel: Oh Trevor
EpitomeOfWeasel: Those quotes make me smile and giggle with glee
EpitomeOfWeasel: I just want to huggle you
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Huggle*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Dumps hot coffee on you*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Cackles and then dashes away screaming*
EpitomeOfWeasel: .......I blame this on the fact that my power was out last night and i had withdrawal symptoms from not being able to go on the interweb.
EpitomeOfWeasel: ~(^_^)~ Have a pleasant day and remember-ALWAYS check your intestines for n00bs.
EpitomeOfWeasel signed off at 7:48:42 AM.
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EpitomeOfWeasel: *fwap*
BillyHadACupcake: *whimper*
EpitomeOfWeasel: Awww......
EpitomeOfWeasel: I WANNA TAKE ONE HOME
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Squeezles* I'll love you and huggle you an' feed yooh th' finest of 'shrooms
EpitomeOfWeasel: and little puppydirk, you can infer that however yooh please, h'oh yes
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Sorry
BillyHadACupcake: Not for sale
EpitomeOfWeasel: *EVILSATANFIRE*
BillyHadACupcake: *GOODANGEL...CLOUD*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Unearthly shriek of Doom Death and Destruction*
BillyHadACupcake: *Immaculate chorus of good, happiness and...good*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Shrivels into a glowworm*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *A slightly Evil and Satanic glow worm*
BillyHadACupcake: *takes home*
BillyHadACupcake: *pets and loves and feeds*
BillyHadACupcake: *sautees for sunday night dinner*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Makes daring escape plan that could result in the selling of merchandise*
BillyHadACupcake: *hires glowworm chef specialist*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Cowers in fear*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Remembers she is slightly Evil and Satanic and calls upon the powers of Satan/any heavy metal band*
BillyHadACupcake: *decides to hold party for this special dinner*
BillyHadACupcake: *hires gospel choir*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Heavy metal band comes in with their Satanic shirt, Satanically tight pants, Satan boots, Satan earrings, Satan haircuts (from Cost Cutters), and Satanic deoderant and starts screaming incoherent lyrics about the power of Satan and them being the antichrist and head banging.*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *SUDDENLY A PERFECTLY CHOREOGRAPHED DANCE BREAKS OUT*
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BillyHadACupcake: Unicorns should've been the knights choice of steed in the first place
EpitomeOfWeasel: Totally
EpitomeOfWeasel: "Go, Sparkle, go!"
BillyHadACupcake: "Giddyup Silverhorn!"
BillyHadACupcake: "Moonbeam, charge!"
EpitomeOfWeasel: "Fly, Rainbow, fly!"
BillyHadACupcake: "C'mon, get your horn unstuck from the tree Glitter, we gotta go fight!"
EpitomeOfWeasel: "Twinkletoes, stop prancing and frolicking! We must go impale the dragon!"
BillyHadACupcake: "Leave the little children alone Sparkleyes, they've been violently gored enough already"
EpitomeOfWeasel: "Oh really Cutsienose, you must stop grooming the dead bodies!"
BillyHadACupcake: "Yes Beautyprettygorgeousface, your mane looks fine, stop combing it"
EpitomeOfWeasel: "Oh Snugglebunchcupcake, leave that butterfly alone and stop dancing with those pink bunnies. We must charge into battle!"
BillyHadACupcake: "Bumpyhump, did you vaseline your horn this morning? What have i told you about that? Now its stuck in the poor dead mans throat"
EpitomeOfWeasel: "Cuddlecakes, your glitter is smudged! I told you not to get dressed up when we're going to partake in a bloody, gorey battle! Oh look, you got that dead girl's body covered in sparkles..."
BillyHadACupcake: "Goreydeath, are you all dressed up and ready for the fancy dinner party? How's your glitter mascera?"
EpitomeOfWeasel: "Bloodysple, you look fabulous! I love your perm!"
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Le Nedla: ugh
Le Nedla: stupid
Le Nedla: freaking
Le Nedla: keyboard
Le Nedla: of
Le Nedla: doom
Le Nedla: I
Le Nedla: will
Le Nedla: STAB
Le Nedla: you now
Le Nedla: *stabs*
Le Nedla: Dammit
Le Nedla: my keyboards bleeding circuitry
Le Nedla: *cries*
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