(Something random)
Asylum3scapee: bulbasaur scared me
Asylum3scapee: he was like the quiet child who doesn't act like a kid and needs to
Asylum3scapee: y'know? The kid who was abandoned at five and had to take care of his eight sisters and brothers
Asylum3scapee: and got raped for money
Asylum3scapee: so has no sense of humor
Asylum3scapee: or childhood
Asylum3scapee: and cries a lot in his sleep
Asylum3scapee: ....
1002
Sing Con Fuoco: fjdshglds
BillyHadACupcake: I feel the same way sometimes
1003
BillyHadACupcake: buttsecks does not need anymore quotage
1004
Llama Chieftan: lol i'm totally a fan
BillyHadACupcake: I don't get it
BillyHadACupcake: How can you be a fan?
BillyHadACupcake: How can you circulate air?
Llama Chieftan: maybe a little
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: you breath it in, running in circles as you exhale?
Asylum3scapee: and fart?
Asylum3scapee: I dunno
Asylum3scapee: I'm going to find out though
Asylum3scapee: I shall be victorious
Asylum3scapee: "Dude, what's that chick doing?"
Asylum3scapee: "I dunno, but she's been breathing real hard and there's sh** all over her pants"
Llama Chieftan: "she's on the high setting. leave her alone."
1005
Sing Con Fuoco: Miss simpson was on crack today
Sing Con Fuoco: it was amazing.
BillyHadACupcake: Crack is always amazing
BillyHadACupcake: Except on plumbers
1006
hoping for words: *chatfreeze*
BillyHadACupcake: *antifreeze*
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: *falls over*
BillyHadACupcake: *twitches*
Llama Chieftan: probably not a smart idea
BillyHadACupcake: not in hindsight, no
1007
Asylum3scapee: i swear you guys
Asylum3scapee: You and Henny better not be making pb&j
hoping for words: ...
hoping for words: translation?
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: sex
hoping for words: yes, i know.
hoping for words: but where the hell...
Asylum3scapee: lol
Asylum3scapee: nvm...
1008
BillyHadACupcake: no, 'cause my friend Mike back home met his current girlfriend online
BillyHadACupcake: and they're meeting in December, hopefully
hoping for words: hopefully?
hoping for words: that sounds like a steamy relationship.
BillyHadACupcake: Well I mean
BillyHadACupcake: it MIGHT be a guy
BillyHadACupcake: 40 years old
BillyHadACupcake: truck driver
BillyHadACupcake: etc etc
hoping for words: there's enough of Tangle to go around without you trying to imitate her.
1009
BillyHadACupcake: mirror mirror on the wall
BillyHadACupcake: who's the fairest of them all?
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: me?
BillyHadACupcake: The mirror says Henny
BillyHadACupcake: Weird
BillyHadACupcake: Must be broken
1010
Llama Chieftan: wait, what?
BillyHadACupcake: you're the fairest of them all
Llama Chieftan: oh right, that's me
BillyHadACupcake: oh, I know
hoping for words: AND ME!
BillyHadACupcake: No, not at all
Llama Chieftan: no, mostly me
BillyHadACupcake: You're too late to be included
Llama Chieftan: actually, yeah, entirely me
hoping for words: henny.
hoping for words: you're ugly.
hoping for words: i've seen you.
BillyHadACupcake: Don't listen to her!
BillyHadACupcake: You're beautiful!
Llama Chieftan: 'course i wouldn't
hoping for words: ...trevor.
Llama Chieftan: and i'm the fairest of them all
hoping for words: ...we need to get out of fairy tale mode
BillyHadACupcake: Once upon a time�
BillyHadACupcake: No
Llama Chieftan: lol
Llama Chieftan: owned
1011
Llama Chieftan: my prof was talking last week about his studying of russian drug culture and the spread of AIDS
Llama Chieftan: and how the stuff that was grown and made locally was much safer used in a group than buying herion off the street
BillyHadACupcake: Those Russians, always ahead of the game
1012
Llama Chieftan: henny still hasn't gotten it.
Llama Chieftan: stupid clueless bastard.
BillyHadACupcake: It's okay
BillyHadACupcake: We love you still
BillyHadACupcake: A bit
Llama Chieftan: he says "that's not nice"
BillyHadACupcake: Trevor wonders where the 3rd person came from
Llama Chieftan: ...Trevor also wins the prize for stupid clueless bastard.
Llama Chieftan: because Laura is up in his room.
BillyHadACupcake: pb & j time, eh?
Llama Chieftan: absolutely
1013
Llama Chieftan: and henny is immoral.
Llama Chieftan: he keeps around empty cookie packages.
BillyHadACupcake: I have empty cookie packages...
Llama Chieftan: you are immoral.
Llama Chieftan: bastard.
BillyHadACupcake: yeah well
BillyHadACupcake: you're�a skank
Llama Chieftan: quite true.
1014
Llama Chieftan: but i also just won a fight against henny.
Llama Chieftan: so there.
BillyHadACupcake: you mean he let you win
Llama Chieftan: nope.
BillyHadACupcake: he is agreeing, I'm sure
Llama Chieftan: j0ifus0p-;
BillyHadACupcake: ...that's a yes
BillyHadACupcake: he fought for control of the keyboard
Llama Chieftan: THERE IS STRUGGLE IN THE UNIVERSE!
Llama Chieftan: dgnbt4ewh
BillyHadACupcake: more struggles for mastership of the keyboard
BillyHadACupcake: I am assuming
Llama Chieftan: HA!
Llama Chieftan: victory!
Llama Chieftan: aka she left
BillyHadACupcake: Ha!
Llama Chieftan: and yeah, i totally let her
BillyHadACupcake: I know
Llama Chieftan: she was like, "he has no idea what just happened"
Llama Chieftan: and then you said it exactly as it happened
Llama Chieftan: well done
BillyHadACupcake: I'm psychic
Llama Chieftan: lol obviously
1015
hoping for words: so now I have this awesome black leather swively chair.
Llama Chieftan: kick ass
hoping for words: it is.
Llama Chieftan: well all knew you were into leather
BillyHadACupcake: it was obvious
Llama Chieftan: yeah
Llama Chieftan: all the signs were there
BillyHadACupcake: such as the big "I LIKE LEATHER" sign on your door
1016
hoping for words: you're right.
hoping for words: i love leather more than either of you guys.
Llama Chieftan: that's a dirty, dirty lie
hoping for words: it's so true.
hoping for words: i'm making out with this chair here.
Llama Chieftan: o.0
BillyHadACupcake: hehe
BillyHadACupcake: little does she know
BillyHadACupcake: I've disguised myself as a black leather chair
BillyHadACupcake: and am, in fact, the one she is making out with right now
Llama Chieftan: well done sir
BillyHadACupcake: I'd make a fantastic spy
hoping for words: you would never disguise yourself as a black leather chair in america.
BillyHadACupcake: well they were all out of white leather
1017
hoping for words has left the room.
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: too busy with the leather chair, i guess
Llama Chieftan: i suppose so
BillyHadACupcake: well I should know
BillyHadACupcake: I can feel it
BillyHadACupcake: oh yeeeah
1018
Sing Con Fuoco: ...lol miss simpson called me a prostitute the other day
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: what?!
BillyHadACupcake: how did she find out?
Asylum3scapee: ...
1019
BillyHadACupcake: well fine
BillyHadACupcake: I'll just sit here
BillyHadACupcake: alone
BillyHadACupcake: while you two brb off in a corner
1020
Sing Con Fuoco: omg hai
BillyHadACupcake: are you still saying "hai"?
BillyHadACupcake: I'd've thought you'd be past that by now
Sing Con Fuoco: omg dai.
BillyHadACupcake: fine
BillyHadACupcake: I'm just gonna go crai then
BillyHadACupcake: whai do you do this to me?
BillyHadACupcake: Mai feelings are hurt
BillyHadACupcake: I'm drowning my sorrows in whiskey and ryai
1021
EpitomeOfWeasel: Them ladies best join the room
BillyHadACupcake: WE DON'T NEED NO LADIES
BillyHadACupcake: LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN
1022
Llama Chieftan: NEW TOPIC OF CONVERSATION
EpitomeOfWeasel: BRITONS ARE AWESOME
Llama Chieftan: GO LONGBOWMEN
EpitomeOfWeasel: GO BLAISE DAVI
1023
justintwl: SURPRISE
justintwl: DIDN'T THAT HURT
justintwl: DID YOU LIKE THAT
justintwl: DANG
justintwl: DANG
justintwl: I THOUGHT YOU WOULD
BillyHadACupcake: You need help
justintwl: W00T
BillyHadACupcake: Heres a number of a psychiatrist
BillyHadACupcake: 911
BillyHadACupcake: Call
BillyHadACupcake: Get help
justintwl: Haha, you make me laugh.
BillyHadACupcake: THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER
BillyHadACupcake: *whacks*
justintwl: Ouch
justintwl: *rubs ear*
1024
justintwl: But, do you happen to know who I am?
BillyHadACupcake: Santa Claus!?!?
justintwl: Not quite.
BillyHadACupcake: Oh
BillyHadACupcake: Justin then
justintwl: Well, nice deduction, Holmes.
BillyHadACupcake: But truly, the real question is
BillyHadACupcake: Do YOU know who I am
justintwl: Trevor.
BillyHadACupcake: Dammit
BillyHadACupcake: Cover blown
BillyHadACupcake: Stupid Alden
justintwl: Hahahaha.
justintwl: I didn't get this s/n from her.
justintwl: You attacked me once.
BillyHadACupcake: I remember
BillyHadACupcake: She told me to
BillyHadACupcake: I was under her witch spells and such
justintwl: So you are her slave?
BillyHadACupcake: Nah, worse
justintwl: Oh.
BillyHadACupcake: I'm her husband
justintwl: OH.....MY.................GOD
justintwl: WHAT SORT OF ALLIGATOR TYPE FREAKMONSTER ARE YOU?
BillyHadACupcake: The worst type
BillyHadACupcake: I'm a Canadian
1025
justintwl: OH
justintwl: CANADIAN
justintwl: SO YOU ARE A YETI AND A COMEDIAN?
justintwl: AND YOU SPEAK IN TONGUES AND EAT YOUR CHILDREN?
BillyHadACupcake: ...That pretty much covers it, yep
justintwl: But I am a bit baffled, though, may I trespass on your privacy so much as to insert a small inquiry?
BillyHadACupcake: If you so desire
justintwl: Why would you command me to "get help", if your sense of humor is as bizarre and idiotic as mine?
BillyHadACupcake: Oh
BillyHadACupcake: Uh
BillyHadACupcake: I don't actually know
BillyHadACupcake: It seemed like a good idea at the time
justintwl: Reflexive action, I suppose.
BillyHadACupcake: 'Sides
BillyHadACupcake: I wasn't implying I don't need help either
justintwl: Oh, how true, how true.
justintwl: But the amount of help we need pails in comparison to the help that a certain individual we are mutually acquainted with is in dire need of.
BillyHadACupcake: Oh yes, I quite agree
BillyHadACupcake: Jesus needs LOTS of help
BillyHadACupcake: Oh, Alden too of course
1027
justintwl: Hmm, how much about me do you know?
BillyHadACupcake: I uh�
BillyHadACupcake: I'll let Alden field that one
1028
BillyHadACupcake: And I must be off
justintwl: What a shame.
BillyHadACupcake: To go get the dog sled team roped up so I can catch blubber for dinner
justintwl: When will we next converse?
BillyHadACupcake: Hmm
BillyHadACupcake: Sometime between now and the end of time, I imagine
justintwl: One would hope.
BillyHadACupcake: Cheerio and good day, sir
1029
BillyHadACupcake: Hiya
Asylum3scapee: heeeyyyy
BillyHadACupcake: Are we having a competition over the size of our greetings?
BillyHadACupcake: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooo
BillyHadACupcake: hah
Asylum3scapee: .....
Asylum3scapee: we're not comparing sizes
Asylum3scapee: but so far yours is only about three inches
Asylum3scapee: :]
1030
Asylum3scapee: a shady
Asylum3scapee: plus a conversation
Asylum3scapee: equals a pretty decent night
1031
Asylum3scapee: [About Steve Irwin] Who has time to beat your wife
Asylum3scapee: i'm playing with snakes!
Asylum3scapee: i don't think he had time for a social life anyway
BillyHadACupcake: I bet there was one particular snake he had, a pet of sorts, that he liked to play with more often than others
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: 'this is a very very dangerous spitting snake'
Asylum3scapee: 'now most times, the venom is just a smelly deterrent and has a bad taste, but some people have a tendency, depending on where you're bitten, to have an almost permanent swelling with life lasting affects.
Asylum3scapee: In old science, the only way to cure it was to wait it out, but now further studies prove that simple saline solutions may help impede further swelling and body stress
Asylum3scapee: in both cases, the poison causes tissue inflammation and dead tissue inside may ball up and require removal
BillyHadACupcake: ...I was going to make a comment to the effect of "get yer mind outta the gutter, I was talking about Billy, his pet brown snake", but that was just so amazing I feel my comment would tarnish its beauty
1032
BillyHadACupcake: You can become the next Steve Irwin, then
Asylum3scapee: meh
Asylum3scapee: my boobs are too big
BillyHadACupcake: The public would adore you, though
BillyHadACupcake: then rip you apart�
Asylum3scapee: exactly
Asylum3scapee: i'd be too much of a threat
BillyHadACupcake: m'hm
Asylum3scapee: boobs too big
BillyHadACupcake: Oh well
BillyHadACupcake: just save them for me, then
Asylum3scapee: oh i'm sure margaret would love that
BillyHadACupcake: well what she doesn't know won't hurt her, right?
Asylum3scapee: uhm except when she finds a pair of boobs in your sock drawer
BillyHadACupcake: I'll hide them in my closet, then
Asylum3scapee: *rolls eyes*
Asylum3scapee: no, i'll give them to someone who won't make them dirty
BillyHadACupcake: I'll keep them clean! I'll wash them every day!
Asylum3scapee: if you tear a nipple off....
Asylum3scapee: *Shakes finger*
BillyHadACupcake: I promise I won't!
BillyHadACupcake: and if I do, one of my neighbours has a glue gun...
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: no
Asylum3scapee: no no no
BillyHadACupcake: I mean, of course I won�t!
Asylum3scapee: you obviously don't know the first thing about boob husbandry
Asylum3scapee: so no
BillyHadACupcake: :(
1033
BillyHadACupcake: where be bitches for dis chat
Llama Chieftan: the internets
1034
Asylum3scapee has entered the room.
Asylum3scapee: *picks berries*
Asylum3scapee: Oh wait
Asylum3scapee: that goes last
Asylum3scapee: damn
BillyHadACupcake: we can try it backwards
Llama Chieftan: GO LONGBOWMEN
BillyHadACupcake: BRITONS ARE AWESOME
BillyHadACupcake: NEW TOPIC OF CONVERSATION
1035
BillyHadACupcake: I actually saw a commercial
Asylum3scapee: oh wow trev. amazing. i watch those sometimes
BillyHadACupcake: that was talking about terminally ill kids and stuff
Asylum3scapee: lol
BillyHadACupcake: and they actually said "these kids win at life!"
Llama Chieftan: wow
Asylum3scapee: that's like facing the megaboss on zelda with a quarter of a heart
Asylum3scapee: even if you beat him, you're still gonna die
BillyHadACupcake: that analogy was like...an analogy
BillyHadACupcake: it analogizes stuff
Llama Chieftan: true
hoping for words: wtf?
1036
Asylum3scapee: i mean, if they don't die of cancer, they're going to have to learn to get a job and pay IRS bills and crap and vote and be dissapointed by their nation and then die so why avoid it?
Asylum3scapee: they might as well die thinking life is hapy
BillyHadACupcake: You make sense
BillyHadACupcake: *loads gun*
BillyHadACupcake: *puts to head*
BillyHadACupcake: I'm happeeeee!
BillyHadACupcake: *BANG*
Asylum3scapee: I think that makes everyone happy actually...
1037
Asylum3scapee: blehh I need salt
BillyHadACupcake: *dumps salt on you*
Asylum3scapee: Thanks...
hoping for words: lol
Asylum3scapee: *rubs in eyes*
Asylum3scapee: ooooh feels goood
hoping for words: you can melt the snow now
Asylum3scapee: ....
hoping for words: make sure people don't fall
Asylum3scapee: I love watching people fall
Asylum3scapee: why would I melt it
1038
Asylum3scapee: *looks*
Asylum3scapee: oh snap
Asylum3scapee: I am pretty ugly!
BillyHadACupcake: But at least you're pretty
1039
Asylum3scapee: lol I was going to say 'Aw c'mon, you know you wanna do me!' but then i realize you would have sex with anything
BillyHadACupcake: Pretty much
hoping for words: *snort* too true
BillyHadACupcake: Which reminds me
BillyHadACupcake: I need to return the pigs
1040
hoping for words: why does lawyer have a "y"?
Asylum3scapee: why does it have a W?
hoping for words: because it's law-er
hoping for words: stupid y.
Asylum3scapee: It's loyer
hoping for words: *beats*
Asylum3scapee: what you say it law er?
hoping for words: no.
hoping for words: but it makes more sense that way
Asylum3scapee: but it wouldn't get the y sound
hoping for words: who said english is phonetik?
BillyHadACupcake: it probably wasn't always pronounced "loyer"
BillyHadACupcake: probably started as law-er
BillyHadACupcake: but that sounded gay
BillyHadACupcake: so they changed it
Asylum3scapee: lol
Asylum3scapee: 'lawer'
Asylum3scapee: 'Sounds gay, gentlemen'
Asylum3scapee: 'what's gay, exactly?'
Asylum3scapee: 'it's future-slang'
BillyHadACupcake: "let me show you"
1041
Llama Chieftan: *lurk*
hoping for words: *fwap*
Llama Chieftan: *EVADE*
1042
hoping for words: why is shady dominating the conversation?
BillyHadACupcake: she's just into that sort of thing
1043
Asylum3scapee: wow
Asylum3scapee: uh
Asylum3scapee: incredble?
hoping for words: with an i.
Asylum3scapee: No
Asylum3scapee: I'm saving my vowels for something more worthy
Asylum3scapee: like the jackpot question
BillyHadACupcake: �tts�
BillyHadACupcake: use it there
Asylum3scapee: buying vowels is expensive
BillyHadACupcake: �pens�
BillyHadACupcake: or there
1044
Asylum3scapee: Wait who watches wheel of fortune?
BillyHadACupcake: is that the one where you strap a naked woman down on a wheel and allow a few men to have her "fortune"?
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: omg
Asylum3scapee: no
Asylum3scapee: no
Asylum3scapee: no
Asylum3scapee: no
Llama Chieftan: i approve
BillyHadACupcake: then spin her around to the next guy...
hoping for words: omg, awesome
Asylum3scapee: LOL!!!!!!
Asylum3scapee: I mean
Asylum3scapee: NOOOOOO
hoping for words: actually, not awesome
hoping for words: but funny anyway
Asylum3scapee: poor vanna...
BillyHadACupcake: she can join in...
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: wheel of fortune
Asylum3scapee: where anyone can win!
hoping for words: except the virgin!
1045
Asylum3scapee: I don't win
BillyHadACupcake: But I win
Asylum3scapee: that's okay because I'm pretty sure that's not a game I'm keen on playing
Asylum3scapee: especially not on live tv
BillyHadACupcake: haha, you act like you have a choice
1046
Asylum3scapee: *Wipes mouth* Hey mom! *waves* I just won wheel of fortune!!!!!
Asylum3scapee: omg yogurt just came out of my nose
BillyHadACupcake: "yogurt", right
1047
BillyHadACupcake: dude, imagine if you mixed cocaine with sperm
hoping for words: ...
Asylum3scapee: ...
BillyHadACupcake: women addicts would snort you all day long
hoping for words: i'll not imagine, thanks
Asylum3scapee: it's probably be the only way to get a whore to swollow for you Trev
Llama Chieftan: ouch
BillyHadACupcake: a) she'd snort, not swallow, and b) ...shut up
1048
Asylum3scapee: i want to have a 300 birthday party
Asylum3scapee: and invite muscly men to come sit on the couch and be chauvenistic
BillyHadACupcake: I'd come
hoping for words: lol
BillyHadACupcake: but I do that anyways with you
BillyHadACupcake: ...
hoping for words: LOL
Asylum3scapee: ............
1049
BillyHadACupcake: I'm going to go now
BillyHadACupcake: stuff to do, people to see
BillyHadACupcake: babies to suck souls out of
BillyHadACupcake: all that stuff
1050
BillyHadACupcake: well if you see a post saying something like "SHADY SHADY READ THIS"
Asylum3scapee: don't open it?
BillyHadACupcake: No, do open it
BillyHadACupcake: it'll have bunnies
BillyHadACupcake: cute bunnies
Asylum3scapee: oh...
BillyHadACupcake: all nailed up pretty on crosses
Yo momma!
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