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Asylum3scapee has entered the room. Asylum3scapee: Chat Asylum3scapee: wow Asylum3scapee: I feel twelve again hoping for words: i was just about to say something to the effect of... please tell me there's a chat. BillyHadACupcake: There is! BillyHadACupcake: Hurray! hoping for words: and shady... you're not twelve? BillyHadACupcake: I think she's 13 now... BillyHadACupcake: such a big girl! Asylum3scapee: Yeah dude Asylum3scapee: i can almost fit into a big-girl bra! BillyHadACupcake: I still have to stuff 1052 Asylum3scapee: I think they're sorta funny... Asylum3scapee: but not that funny BillyHadACupcake: your moms funny but not funny BillyHadACupcake: oooh Asylum3scapee: ..... BillyHadACupcake: see, you're not the only 12 year old here 1053 hoping for words: are we excluding henny? BillyHadACupcake: he's not responding BillyHadACupcake: I invited him hoping for words: loser. Asylum3scapee: doesn't want to get the keyboard sticky BillyHadACupcake: probably it hoping for words: lol BillyHadACupcake: from his ice cream, right? hoping for words: i was getting other images hoping for words: but sure Asylum3scapee: I was thinking candy BillyHadACupcake: ohh, candy BillyHadACupcake: got it Asylum3scapee: or popsicle 1054 Llama Chieftan has entered the room. BillyHadACupcake: YAY Llama Chieftan: helloooo BillyHadACupcake: ITSAHENNY Llama Chieftan: *stabbystabbystab* BillyHadACupcake: I think I just lost something... BillyHadACupcake: Oh yeah BillyHadACupcake: the Game Llama Chieftan: ARGH Llama Chieftan: i hadn't lost Llama Chieftan: in so long BillyHadACupcake: me neither Llama Chieftan: was it just because of me? BillyHadACupcake: yep BillyHadACupcake: you're that special Llama Chieftan: awesome BillyHadACupcake: ... BillyHadACupcake: sooo Llama Chieftan: sooo 1055 Asylum3scapee: :;/ Llama Chieftan: that's a weird face Asylum3scapee: it's the way it was born, don't make fun of it! 1056 Asylum3scapee: So guyz Asylum3scapee: whats up BillyHadACupcake: I was up, but then I was down Asylum3scapee: .... Asylum3scapee: and we're talking about.....? BillyHadACupcake: ...my mood of course BillyHadACupcake: yes� 1057 BillyHadACupcake: I go soon BillyHadACupcake: so BillyHadACupcake: begin your long, tearful farewells now BillyHadACupcake: ... BillyHadACupcake: I SAID BEGIN 1058 BillyHadACupcake: CHAT BillyHadACupcake: UR DOIN IT WRONG 1059 BillyHadACupcake: shivelllll Llama Chieftan: shivel! Asylum3scapee: buy Llama Chieftan: sell Asylum3scapee: pawn 1060 hoping for words: *jumps around like gollum* BillyHadACupcake: *pushes into pit of lava* hoping for words: ohdamn. Cadenzie: ahahaha. Cadenzie: Violence. BillyHadACupcake: *pushes Mary in as well* BillyHadACupcake: ... BillyHadACupcake: Now I'm lonely BillyHadACupcake: *jumps in* hoping for words: now the entire omf is partying in mount doom hoping for words: score 1061 hoping for words: oh, by the way, everyone hoping for words: say hi to my roomie. hoping for words: feel free to scare her. BillyHadACupcake: No BillyHadACupcake: I refuse Cadenzie: Hello roomie. Sloopy 989: ummmm... Sloopy 989: laura? hoping for words: c'mon trevor, be social. BillyHadACupcake: *shuts eyes* You'renotrealyou'renotrealyou'renotreal 1062 Cadenzie: Your momegranate. hoping for words: wow Cadenzie: Best. Cadenzie: Pun. Cadenzie: In. Cadenzie: Ages. BillyHadACupcake: Indeed BillyHadACupcake: You should win an award for that hoping for words: yea BillyHadACupcake: Like, a Punny Award for Achievement in Your Mom jokes Cadenzie: I didn't think it up! Cadenzie: It was the name of my juice the other day! 1063 Cadenzie: I wanna see a particle accelerator. BillyHadACupcake: I wanna see a harem of naked girls at my door in five minutes hoping for words: dead girls? BillyHadACupcake: As long as they�re naked hoping for words: i think i might go see that particle accelerator with you, mary 1064 Cadenzie: AWESOME LAURA hoping for words: sweeet hoping for words: let's go BillyHadACupcake: I have one in my room BillyHadACupcake: Come and see BillyHadACupcake: As long as you're naked BillyHadACupcake: And bring friends hoping for words: yea hoping for words: but you've got a small one BillyHadACupcake: It's bigger than you'll ever see Cadenzie: Um. Cadenzie: So. Cadenzie: We could Cadenzie: uh Cadenzie: talk about cats Cadenzie: instead. 1065 hoping for words: i haven't heard your comments on american politics lately, trevor BillyHadACupcake: Um BillyHadACupcake: To sum up: BillyHadACupcake: Go Clinton, but unfortunately it looks like Obama has the ignorant vote and is going to win hoping for words: then henny=ignorant hoping for words: ftw. hoping for words: wooooo BillyHadACupcake: Oh, not all Obama voters are ignorant BillyHadACupcake: He's just appealed himself to the apathetic masses BillyHadACupcake: Hence why he'll win hoping for words: mmhmmm hoping for words: trev hoping for words: i'm disappointed hoping for words: that sounded like a cnn analyst hoping for words: not an omfger BillyHadACupcake: Oh BillyHadACupcake: Um BillyHadACupcake: REPULBICNS SUX GO DEMS BillyHadACupcake: Better? 1066 Cadenzie: Oh, tomorrow is an important day isn't it? Cadenzie: Primaries? BillyHadACupcake: No, secondaries. Cadenzie: Oh. BillyHadACupcake: And tertiaries Cadenzie: Hang on Cadenzie: you're being sarcastic, aren't you? 1067 hoping for words: did you like run upstairs? Llama Chieftan: i powerwalked, thank you very much hoping for words: you ran. hoping for words: you so ran. hoping for words: loser Llama Chieftan: my voice was being repressed Llama Chieftan: all i could say was 'wooooo' and 'aosidjfosaidjf;oiajsdf' 1068 hoping for words: too... irl? BillyHadACupcake: IRL is just a myth BillyHadACupcake: Stop filling our heads with lies hoping for words: lol Cadenzie: IRL? Cadenzie: wassat? BillyHadACupcake: In Real Life Llama Chieftan: Ireland BillyHadACupcake: Same thing Llama Chieftan: yeah BillyHadACupcake: Ireland is just a myth 1069 Llama Chieftan: 'cept for the leprachauns Llama Chieftan: those are real BillyHadACupcake: Indeed BillyHadACupcake: I have a gang of them chained up in my closet Llama Chieftan: ever so useful BillyHadACupcake: STOP SCREAMING BillyHadACupcake: Always on and on about food and freedom and such hoping for words: why do you chain them? Llama Chieftan: they'd run away, duh BillyHadACupcake: Exactly BillyHadACupcake: Can't have that Llama Chieftan: who'd make all his gold for him? BillyHadACupcake: And keep me warm on those lonely nights without a prostitute or Henny? Llama Chieftan: granted, it takes a lot of them for that BillyHadACupcake: I have enough BillyHadACupcake: A few die here and there Llama Chieftan: unfortunate BillyHadACupcake: But the gruel keeps them alive mostly 1070 Cadenzie: Particle accelerator Cadenzie: gonna go Cadenzie: month! Cadenzie: String Theory! Llama Chieftan: watermelons! hoping for words: brownies! BillyHadACupcake: Hash brownies? hoping for words: oooh hoping for words: i love hash browns. 1071 BillyHadACupcake: I wasn't talking about hash browns hoping for words: i know BillyHadACupcake: Okay BillyHadACupcake: I was wondering if you were all just dumb or something BillyHadACupcake: I mean, I know you are Llama Chieftan: 'cept me BillyHadACupcake: But, just checking Llama Chieftan: it's cause they're girls BillyHadACupcake: *nods* Llama Chieftan: they can't help it Llama Chieftan: we have to take pity on them, sometimes 1072 hoping for words: oooh, pity. hoping for words: lovely stuff hoping for words: it can get you places. BillyHadACupcake: So can airplanes BillyHadACupcake: And magic carpets BillyHadACupcake: And tornadoes Llama Chieftan: not terribly reliably though hoping for words: dude hoping for words: why don't people travel by tornado? Cadenzie: I dunno. Cadenzie: Probably are turned off by what happened to Dorothy. hoping for words: oh psht Llama Chieftan: planning for it more than, say, 5 days in advance would be difficult hoping for words: she was an amateur |
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hoping for words: don't do that either Cadenzie: Who don't do what? BillyHadACupcake: We don't eat bananas BillyHadACupcake: That's what Llama Chieftan: bananas suck Cadenzie: Bananas are okay Cadenzie: only if they are very ripe. Cadenzie: but not too ripe. BillyHadACupcake: I hate bananas BillyHadACupcake: These bananas are shit, S-H-I-T! Llama Chieftan: hahaha Sing Con Fuoco: bananas are gay. Sing Con Fuoco: just sayin BillyHadACupcake: Your face is gay BillyHadACupcake: Just sayin Sing Con Fuoco: i kno :-) 1074 Cadenzie: My friend Joel has a sexual attraction to fruit. Cadenzie: Just thought I'd share. BillyHadACupcake: I have a sexual attraction to girls BillyHadACupcake: I know BillyHadACupcake: Weird Cadenzie: Your mama has a sexual attraction to girls. Cadenzie: That was probably totally out of place. Cadenzie: BUT Y'KNOW WHAT? Cadenzie: I DON'T CARE 1075 Sing Con Fuoco: grapes are the fruit of opportunity BillyHadACupcake: Poetry class today - "Describe your weekend in a metaphor" "Grapes" "Good grapes, bad grapes...?" "Well, one bottle was good..." hoping for words: LMAO. hoping for words: wait, someone actually drank wine? hoping for words: not beer? BillyHadACupcake: ...This was a poetry class. I mean, c'mon 1076 Sing Con Fuoco: so hes one of those assholes that like Sing Con Fuoco: never marks the athletic kids hw late Sing Con Fuoco: but screams at you for missing one question out of like 400 Sing Con Fuoco: like SCREAMS Llama Chieftan: maybe you shouldn't have gotten it wrong then Llama Chieftan: is perfection really that hard to achieve? 1077 hoping for words: ...my comment about semen went unnoticed. hoping for words: what is wrong with this place? 1078 Llama Chieftan: hey alden Llama Chieftan: what's going on? Sing Con Fuoco: hey Henry Sing Con Fuoco: not alot. Sing Con Fuoco: and no Sing Con Fuoco: no sex. Sing Con Fuoco: k? Sing Con Fuoco: k. Llama Chieftan: ... Llama Chieftan: how'd you read my mind? 1079 hoping for words: *makes exit* BillyHadACupcake: *makes entrance* BillyHadACupcake: Everyone come on in! BillyHadACupcake: To Happyland! Llama Chieftan: yay! BillyHadACupcake: Entrance this way! Llama Chieftan: *goes this way* BillyHadACupcake: That's it, step right up into the dark alleyway... Llama Chieftan: yay happyland! 1080 Sing Con Fuoco: hey guys guess what I did today BillyHadACupcake: Had sex with me? Sing Con Fuoco: totally Llama Chieftan: that was easy BillyHadACupcake: Next question 1081 Sing Con Fuoco: lol Sing Con Fuoco: easy BillyHadACupcake: Yes you are Llama Chieftan: your mom is BillyHadACupcake: Stacey's mom is too 1082 Llama Chieftan: ha, LOOOOOSSSSEEERRRR BillyHadACupcake: *ducks insult* BillyHadACupcake: Hah, missed Llama Chieftan: looks like it hit laura instead Llama Chieftan: oh well Llama Chieftan: still works 1083 Llama Chieftan: i was quoting team america BillyHadACupcake: Lol BillyHadACupcake: Everyone has AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! Llama Chieftan: hahahaha Sing Con Fuoco: AWESOME not BillyHadACupcake: Okay, you don't have to have Aids if you don't want to then BillyHadACupcake: *takes it back* BillyHadACupcake: *sniff* BillyHadACupcake: Just don't appreciate my gift then 1084 Sing Con Fuoco: I suck at games like that BillyHadACupcake: I suck at other things Llama Chieftan: like *giggle* penises?! teeheeheeheehee! 1085 Sing Con Fuoco: OMG YOU GUYS Sing Con Fuoco: SPELUNKING Sing Con Fuoco: as in Sing Con Fuoco: the most kickass word EVER Sing Con Fuoco: is a latin derivative Llama Chieftan: speluncus? Sing Con Fuoco: spelunca Llama Chieftan: it's feminine? Sing Con Fuoco: speluncae Sing Con Fuoco: yah Sing Con Fuoco: for cave Sing Con Fuoco: ...lol Llama Chieftan: lol Llama Chieftan: that's far too appropiate Llama Chieftan: i totally bet that was slang for whore in latin Llama Chieftan: "look at that girl over there! what a spelunca!" 1086 BillyHadACupcake: I still have this one for the rest of the semester though Llama Chieftan: better get on it then BillyHadACupcake: Oh I'll get on it alright Llama Chieftan: hooray double entendre BillyHadACupcake: Oh is that what we were doing? Llama Chieftan: i think so 1087 BillyHadACupcake: NEW TOPIC OF CONVERSATION BillyHadACupcake: BRITONS ARE AWESOME Llama Chieftan: GO LONGBOWMEN Sing Con Fuoco: ...NO Llama Chieftan: STFU Llama Chieftan: SPELUNCA 1088 Asylum3scapee has entered the room. BillyHadACupcake: Shady, my dear spelunca! How are you! 1089 Asylum3scapee: I love his oversized nose Asylum3scapee: it's cute BillyHadACupcake: And you know what they say about a guy with a large nose... Llama Chieftan: i have something that's oversized too... BillyHadACupcake: Your genius brain? Llama Chieftan: ....that too BillyHadACupcake: Thought so 1090 hoping for words: *disappears* BillyHadACupcake: ...Ladies and gentlemen, the disappearing spelunca! BillyHadACupcake: *applause* 1091 BillyHadACupcake: Silly spelunca BillyHadACupcake: Tricks are for kids! BillyHadACupcake: LOL PUN BillyHadACupcake: Tricks BillyHadACupcake: Anyways 1092 Asylum3scapee: Curled my hair, gelled it, wore a cute blouse, nice slacks black heels(looked hawt, basically)and GUESS WHO SHOWED UP AND STARED AT ME Sing Con Fuoco: Omg who? Llama Chieftan: me! BillyHadACupcake: And me BillyHadACupcake: And everyone we invited BillyHadACupcake: Like the trucker convention 1093 Asylum3scapee: I'll dungeon your dragon Asylum3scapee: how bout your dragon comes to visit my dungeon? Sing Con Fuoco: lol shady Sing Con Fuoco: I bet like 50 nerds across the world just orgasmed because of that. Asylum3scapee: Lol Asylum3scapee: No, they were probably like 'dude.... that's so incorrect.' Sing Con Fuoco: Lmao Sing Con Fuoco: no Sing Con Fuoco: theyd be like Sing Con Fuoco: OMG IT HAS BOOBS Sing Con Fuoco: AND SAYS DUNGEON Sing Con Fuoco: AND DRAGONS Asylum3scapee: "Do you..... have nipples too?" 1094 Asylum3scapee: I missed you.. :/ BillyHadACupcake: I missed me too Asylum3scapee: ... BillyHadACupcake: ... BillyHadACupcake: well I did! BillyHadACupcake: *hugs self close* Asylum3scapee: .... 1095 Asylum3scapee: I CAN'T... Asylum3scapee: STOP Asylum3scapee: WATCHING.....!!!! BillyHadACupcake: I know I'm glorious to look upon, but please, control yourself Sing Con Fuoco: ... Asylum3scapee: i was talking about Scrubs BillyHadACupcake: Sure 1096 Sing Con Fuoco: hes awkward nerdy cute Sing Con Fuoco: thats my thing Asylum3scapee: Mmm MM BillyHadACupcake: So how come you won't go out with me then? BillyHadACupcake: :( Asylum3scapee: because she said Awkward Nerdy CUTE BillyHadACupcake: I knew you'd say that Asylum3scapee: how could I not :] 1097 Asylum3scapee: I wish I could have a more productive day Sing Con Fuoco: omg I wish I could have a less productive day Asylum3scapee: dirk wishes he had a more seductive day Asylum3scapee: don't you Sing Con Fuoco: Omg Sing Con Fuoco: don�t go there Sing Con Fuoco: he might give us details Asylum3scapee: I was just picking up his slack 1098 Asylum3scapee: how are things going with y'all? Sing Con Fuoco: lol Sing Con Fuoco: ominous silence? Sing Con Fuoco: lollerskates Asylum3scapee: ....yeah Asylum3scapee: omg are you guys afraid of toilet snakes too?! Asylum3scapee: lol *next icebreaker* BillyHadACupcake: sorry, phone Sing Con Fuoco: ...lmao Sing Con Fuoco: lol I do that too Asylum3scapee: awesome Sing Con Fuoco: ..the ignoring Sing Con Fuoco: when get phone calls Sing Con Fuoco: not the tiolet snakes Asylum3scapee: oh... Asylum3scapee: *alone* 1099 Sing Con Fuoco: psht trevor Sing Con Fuoco: you nevar share wit us ne moar Sing Con Fuoco: sharetime BillyHadACupcake: I'm sorry BillyHadACupcake: I have nothing to share, 'cept my gorgeous bod Sing Con Fuoco: nastay Asylum3scapee: whiiiiich is owned BillyHadACupcake: ...so? 1100 BillyHadACupcake: I can bush your tail for you in the morning� |
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