Yo momma!
BillyHadACupcake: You guys just raped and slaughtered all our old inside jokes
952
Llama Chieftan: i declare war
Llama Chieftan: MAN THE HARPOONS
BillyHadACupcake: *mans my harpoon*
953
Le Nedla: lol but I have my 854659037689475637769037903 chesapeaken bitches
BillyHadACupcake: ...They'd join us. We have the hot males in me and henny
Le Nedla: ...
Le Nedla: UM MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE BOYS?
Le Nedla: OR HAVE BOYFRIENDS?
BillyHadACupcake: ...Yes, and?
Le Nedla: or only like drama geeks
Le Nedla: meaning
Le Nedla: broadway
Le Nedla: drama geeks
BillyHadACupcake: Oh yeah, they'll be real great in a war
Le Nedla: ...
Llama Chieftan: they'll provide epic music
Le Nedla: LAWL
Llama Chieftan: which is all you really need for a war
BillyHadACupcake: We have the makings of a great war here
BillyHadACupcake: 300 but better
Llama Chieftan: i'm not sure it's possible to be better than 300
Llama Chieftan: but it'll be close
BillyHadACupcake: Well, that was exaggeration of course
Llama Chieftan: of course
954
BillyHadACupcake: THIS
BillyHadACupcake: IS
BillyHadACupcake: THE OMF
Llama Chieftan: *FENCEPOST*
Llama Chieftan: *TO THE CHEST*
955
BillyHadACupcake: Tonight, we dine in HELL
BillyHadACupcake: Also known as DAB
BillyHadACupcake: Or maybe the Song board on the OMF
956
BillyHadACupcake: We've both had our Aldenitis shots
BillyHadACupcake: We're immune
957
Le Nedla: yknow what annoys me alot?
BillyHadACupcake: Me!
BillyHadACupcake: *knows this one!*
Le Nedla: when people are TOO popular to friend you on myspace
Le Nedla: but on faceboook where they have NO friends and are desperate to look like they have lives
BillyHadACupcake: You know what annoys me a lot?
BillyHadACupcake: People who still actually use Myspace
Le Nedla: so they friend you
Le Nedla: and im like
Le Nedla: reject bitch.
ZEBeliever11: You know what annoys ME?
Le Nedla: buttsecks?
ZEBeliever11 has left the room.
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Obviously it does
BillyHadACupcake: And so much so he leaves
ZEBeliever11 has entered the room.
Le Nedla: ...lol
Le Nedla: BUT CUMZ BACK 4 MO
958
ZEBeliever11: You know what annoys me?
ZEBeliever11: Really bad your mom jokes
BillyHadACupcake: Know what annoys ME?
BillyHadACupcake: Your mom
ZEBeliever11: ZOMG
ZEBeliever11: Good one.
BillyHadACupcake: I know
BillyHadACupcake: Just like your mom
Le Nedla: LOL
Le Nedla: I LUV BAD UR MOM JOKES
BillyHadACupcake: Your mom loves bad your mom jokes too
ZEBeliever11: Your mom loves me.
ZEBeliever11: *shrugs*
ZEBeliever11: ...
ZEBeliever11: No one loves Trevor.
BillyHadACupcake: Your mom does
959
Le Nedla: mr p ftw ftw
BillyHadACupcake: You never ftw twice
BillyHadACupcake: That's just bad etiquette
960
BillyHadACupcake has left the room.
ZEBeliever11 has left the room.
Le Nedla: LOLTHIS CHAT
Le Nedla: IS ANTI TESTOSTERONE
Asylum3scapee: OMG
Asylum3scapee: *TAKES OVER*
Asylum3scapee: *GLOMPS*
Asylum3scapee: NO BOYS
Asylum3scapee: *Runs nekked*
Le Nedla: ... they can see what you�re saying still
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: omg
Asylum3scapee: *giggling*
961
Le Nedla: MSN SUCKS SO MUCH BUTTCHEEK
Le Nedla: IT CAN FIT LIKE BOTH OF JLOS IN ITS MOUTH
Le Nedla: THATS HOW HARD IT SUCKS BUTT
Asylum3scapee: ew Jlo
Asylum3scapee: so much butt.... so little talent
962
BillyHadACupcake: JLo is awesome
BillyHadACupcake: I love her so much
Asylum3scapee: ...
BillyHadACupcake: She's my hero
Asylum3scapee: srsly?
BillyHadACupcake: When I grow up, I wanna be just like her
Asylum3scapee: better start eating
Asylum3scapee: You can start with butter
Asylum3scapee: it'll help.
Asylum3scapee: it's why it has butt in it
Asylum3scapee: hahahahahaha
Asylum3scapee: yeah I'll be quiet
963
Le Nedla: I love it when people say "or so help me."
BillyHadACupcake: I love it when people say "do me now and never stop", personally
964
Le Nedla: OMG GROUP HUG
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: *backs off*
Le Nedla: any by group hug I mean me and Shady hug
BillyHadACupcake: Okay, good
Le Nedla: and sit on top of trevors scrawny ass
BillyHadACupcake: Eh, whatever I can get
965
BillyHadACupcake: To IM?
Asylum3scapee: Wait
Asylum3scapee: I still talk to you on IM?
Asylum3scapee: I mean, like we like each other?
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: everything I say to you on IM is a lie
Asylum3scapee has left the room.
966
EpitomeOfWeasel: rofl
EpitomeOfWeasel: DAB
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
EpitomeOfWeasel: Oh my god
BillyHadACupcake: Scared of public school
BillyHadACupcake: Swordling is gonna have a fuuuun life
EpitomeOfWeasel: Swordling is stupid and has serious issues
EpitomeOfWeasel: and Patrik is stupid beyond belief
BillyHadACupcake: She�s scared of people
BillyHadACupcake: Hm
BillyHadACupcake: Wonder where the "sheltered homeschooler" stereotype comes from...
EpitomeOfWeasel: GOLLY
EpitomeOfWeasel: Seriously
EpitomeOfWeasel: they're just
EpitomeOfWeasel: stupid
EpitomeOfWeasel: so
EpitomeOfWeasel: stupid
BillyHadACupcake: You're a girl
BillyHadACupcake: You're gonna get raped at public school
EpitomeOfWeasel: I shoulda been like
EpitomeOfWeasel: "Ya know what guys, you're so right. Public school IS god awful. So don't go to ANY public school or I will personally come to that school and rape you, stab you, mug you, shoot you, and then mutilate your dead body and hand deliver it to your mother*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *smiley face*
967
EpitomeOfWeasel: I'm so close to being like "You guys are so fucking sheltered and stupid. Shut the fuck up and get out"
EpitomeOfWeasel: I'm angry
EpitomeOfWeasel: You know if I was like "Home schooling is AWFUL"
EpitomeOfWeasel: They'd be like "UR SOSOSO MEEN"
BillyHadACupcake: But then Tangle would have to protect her n00bs
EpitomeOfWeasel: She has to
EpitomeOfWeasel: *sigh* Poor Tangle
EpitomeOfWeasel: I'm waiting for her to go ripshit one day
EpitomeOfWeasel: and just
BillyHadACupcake: Just snap
EpitomeOfWeasel: lose her mind
EpitomeOfWeasel: "YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING MORONS"
BillyHadACupcake: "ALL OF YOU NEED TO FUCK OFF"
BillyHadACupcake: "AND GROW SOME BALLS OR A SPINE OR SOMETHING AND DEAL WITH YOUR OWN FUCKING PROBLEMS"
EpitomeOfWeasel: they'd all poo their little trousers
968
BillyHadACupcake: Oh
BillyHadACupcake: My
BillyHadACupcake: God
BillyHadACupcake: It's finally happened
EpitomeOfWeasel: What???
BillyHadACupcake: The ENTIRE Tapestry board is people's stories
BillyHadACupcake: You know, the "books" people are writing
BillyHadACupcake: That are a billion "chapters" long but only about 500 words total
BillyHadACupcake: And REALLY REALLY SUCK
969
EpitomeOfWeasel: Oh my god
EpitomeOfWeasel: http://www.voy.com/91549/
EpitomeOfWeasel: I tried to present a challenge but Swordling was a dumbass
BillyHadACupcake: But dude
BillyHadACupcake: It's Swordling
BillyHadACupcake: The greatest warrior evvverrrr
EpitomeOfWeasel: o yea y didnt i rembr dat?
EpitomeOfWeasel: I r sosos n00b
BillyHadACupcake: Super smart and super strong and super everything
BillyHadACupcake: That's what dibbuns are
EpitomeOfWeasel: like
EpitomeOfWeasel: she could have her own fucking breakfast cereal
BillyHadACupcake: She does, haven't you ever tried Swordling-O's?
EpitomeOfWeasel: Oh man do they make you feel epic?????
EpitomeOfWeasel: Epic?
EpitomeOfWeasel: With a capital E
BillyHadACupcake: I eat 'em every morning
EpitomeOfWeasel: It's like
EpitomeOfWeasel: 'roids
EpitomeOfWeasel: with milk
BillyHadACupcake: They pump me up for my day ahead
EpitomeOfWeasel: Your day of homeschooling?
EpitomeOfWeasel: Or do they get you through horrible public school?
EpitomeOfWeasel: Prevent the rapists and murderers from killing you (or worse)
970
BillyHadACupcake: I just kick them in their vulnerable spot
BillyHadACupcake: Hint, it's in their pants
EpitomeOfWeasel: You mean the fuzzy spot because penis is a bad word
EpitomeOfWeasel: OH MY GOD I SAID IT
EpitomeOfWeasel: TANGLE
EpitomeOfWeasel: PUNISH ME
BillyHadACupcake: ...Punish how, like a spanking?
BillyHadACupcake: ...bad connotations...
EpitomeOfWeasel: I AM a Dibbun after all ;-)
EpitomeOfWeasel: But her spanks would bounce off my aura of strength and epicness
BillyHadACupcake: Your strong, epic ass?
EpitomeOfWeasel: Ass of Epicness!!!!
BillyHadACupcake: It's like a new object in D&D
BillyHadACupcake: You have obtained the ASS OF EPICNESS!
EpitomeOfWeasel: +4 Epic
971
BillyHadACupcake: We're such douches
BillyHadACupcake: I love it
EpitomeOfWeasel: It's AWESOME
EpitomeOfWeasel: +10 Douchebag
972
BillyHadACupcake: Lol, if only Swordling could read this IM...
EpitomeOfWeasel: If only they weren't dumb as hell
BillyHadACupcake: If only I had a pony
EpitomeOfWeasel: If only that pony could trample Stupid
BillyHadACupcake: +8 Pony Trample
BillyHadACupcake: Defeats your +4 Stupid
EpitomeOfWeasel: Pony pwnage
EpitomeOfWeasel: Best. Ranch. Ever.
973
EpitomeOfWeasel: Welcome to Pony Pwn Farm
BillyHadACupcake: I want a Pwny!
EpitomeOfWeasel: PWNY!
EpitomeOfWeasel: Yee haw cowboy
BillyHadACupcake: We could be the Pwny Squad, riding around DAB on our noble steeds, defeating stupidity wherever we go
EpitomeOfWeasel: Let's do it!
BillyHadACupcake: "Public school sucks!" "MY +8 PWNY TRUMPS YOUR +4 STUPIDITY"
BillyHadACupcake: "....what?"
974
EpitomeOfWeasel: I gotta scamper
EpitomeOfWeasel: we'll continue this
EpitomeOfWeasel: YAAH!
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Rides Pwny into sunset*
975
BillyHadACupcake: I'm on my own
BillyHadACupcake: Fuck underwear
976
Asylum3scapee: dude I'm going to take my nipples off and tattoo smileys there
Asylum3scapee: guess what!
BillyHadACupcake: you ate a peanut and choked but a sexy latino boy ran in and saved you and now you two are eloping?
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: why would I be talking to you if me and a sexy latino boy were eloping
BillyHadACupcake: Well you have to pack...maybe you just hadn't left yet�
Asylum3scapee: why would I talk to you if a sexy latino boy came to me anyway
Asylum3scapee: why am I talking to you in the first place
Asylum3scapee: ....but man if I had me a sexy latino boy...
978
Asylum3scapee: blahblahblah this guy is driving me nuts
Asylum3scapee: dude this kid is insane
Asylum3scapee: i may have to call it quits early
BillyHadACupcake: the latino boy turned out to be a creep, eh?
Asylum3scapee: fencepost21: u said...you knw wat i realized.....and i was like...that you like me Asylum3scapee: oh Asylum3scapee: lol I read that one Asylum3scapee: but it was a joke, right? fencepost21: idk is it fencepost21: hahah Asylum3scapee: lol well I don't know you that well and we only hung out once
Asylum3scapee: make any sense to you?
BillyHadACupcake: nope
BillyHadACupcake: but I mean
BillyHadACupcake: with an sn like 'fencepost'�
Asylum3scapee: it's probably heatseeking?
Asylum3scapee: which is why he's talking to me?
BillyHadACupcake: well on the bright side
BillyHadACupcake: that probably indicates you're still alive
BillyHadACupcake: if you're emitting heat
Asylum3scapee: or I'm hot
Asylum3scapee: hahahahahahahahaha�ha
979
Asylum3scapee: I'm going to throw in the towel tonight
Asylum3scapee: haha nvm he's leaving
BillyHadACupcake: Lol
Asylum3scapee: I'll be going to sleep soon though
BillyHadACupcake: Fine
BillyHadACupcake: Leave me
Asylum3scapee: DUDE YOU SOUND LIKE HIM STOPPIT
BillyHadACupcake: so u lke me thn?
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: *hits*
980
Asylum3scapee: *watching family guy episode on college*
BillyHadACupcake: I could watch family guy...
BillyHadACupcake: Or I can continue digging out quotes from old chats
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: dig quotes
BillyHadACupcake: I dunno, family guy is pretty tempting...
Asylum3scapee: don't
Asylum3scapee: or....
Asylum3scapee: do
Asylum3scapee: do
Asylum3scapee: do it because then you'll want to do whatever i tell you not to do
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Fine, I'll dig out quotes, JUST to annoy you!
BillyHadACupcake: hah!
BillyHadACupcake: take that, bitch
Asylum3scapee: oh no
Asylum3scapee: no no no
Asylum3scapee: *sad*
981
Asylum3scapee: I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that I have to have a nightlight because I'm scared of the crickets that live in my closet or the fact that when I found this nightlight with fish in it I was running up and down the isles in wal-mart shouting "DADDY DADDY! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!"
Le Nedla: I got a unicorn LUNCHBOX, okay.
Le Nedla: I know the feeling
982
BillyHadACupcake: On the tapestry....is it just me or is Sunset ignoring my instructions to STOP POSTING STORIES?
EpitomeOfWeasel: I dunno but she's being a bitch
EpitomeOfWeasel: Ya know what that means, doncha?
BillyHadACupcake: Pwny time?
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Leads Pwny out of stable*
EpitomeOfWeasel: Pwny...activate the DOUCHY ELDER BUTTON
BillyHadACupcake: *puts on shades*
BillyHadACupcake: It's go time
983
Asylum3scapee: So what should I major in
BillyHadACupcake: Death
BillyHadACupcake: Major in death
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: lol I should
Asylum3scapee: every day I would get close to fully understanding my major
BillyHadACupcake: M'hm
BillyHadACupcake: Medical students go to school for up to 12 years
BillyHadACupcake: But you
BillyHadACupcake: Your degree would last a lifetime
984
Asylum3scapee: help me figure out my major
Le Nedla: buttsecks
Le Nedla: LAWL
Le Nedla: sry I need hlp.
985
Asylum3scapee: i thot u wer mi frend jessica
[email protected]: how do u create a private chat...
Asylum3scapee: if ur not my frend jessica who r u?!
Asylum3scapee: I SENT YOU NAKED PICS
[email protected]: uh
[email protected]: ?
Asylum3scapee: ...
Asylum3scapee: tis is sooo not cool if ur not jessica
[email protected]: who r u again?
Asylum3scapee: dude nvm if ur not jessica
[email protected] has left the room.
[email protected]: wtf?
[email protected] has left the room.
Sing Con Fuoco: dood shady
Sing Con Fuoco: jessica already sent ur pics to the whole school
Sing Con Fuoco: sry2say
Sing Con Fuoco: she wuz just tyrin to fuck u up
986
You have just entered room "moarchatz."
EpitomeOfWeasel has entered the room.
EpitomeOfWeasel: I got frightened
EpitomeOfWeasel: I thought I entered like
EpitomeOfWeasel: One of those porno chats
EpitomeOfWeasel: or worse
EpitomeOfWeasel: like
EpitomeOfWeasel: American Idol
987
EpitomeOfWeasel: what's ABCD's?
Llama Chieftan: anything but clothes dance
EpitomeOfWeasel: ...so you can wear dead puppies?
Llama Chieftan: are they clothes?
EpitomeOfWeasel: ....
EpitomeOfWeasel: well you can make 'em into a nice little
EpitomeOfWeasel: cape
988
Cadenzie: I need help.
Cadenzie: I have to decorate a page about me in this binder thing.
Cadenzie: So.
Cadenzie: Ideas!
hoping for words: SEX
BillyHadACupcake: DEAD PUPPIES!
hoping for words: DRUGS
hoping for words: ALCOHOL
Cadenzie: serious, people.
Cadenzie: This actually matters.
BillyHadACupcake: dead puppies is serious
hoping for words: um.
hoping for words: SEX.
EpitomeOfWeasel: Public school?
Cadenzie: yeah.
hoping for words: your devout religion.
Llama Chieftan: us.
hoping for words: YES!
hoping for words: US!
989
hoping for words: support... britain!
hoping for words: Mary
Cadenzie: oooh, British flag = good idea
Llama Chieftan: AND LONGBOWMEN
hoping for words: oh no
hoping for words: i started them off again.
hoping for words: *hides*
Llama Chieftan: this sounds like a....NEW TOPIC OF CONVERSATION
BillyHadACupcake: BRITONS ARE AWESOME
Llama Chieftan: GO LONGBOWMEN!
BillyHadACupcake: *high five*
Llama Chieftan: *high five*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *punches*
990
EpitomeOfWeasel: So if you guys could be superheroes, who would you be?
BillyHadACupcake: Wonder woman
991
Llama Chieftan: if trevor was a woman, do you really think he'd wear a bra?
hoping for words: no
BillyHadACupcake: well some times
BillyHadACupcake: for role play
Llama Chieftan: lol
Llama Chieftan: can you roleplay yourself?
EpitomeOfWeasel: ....
EpitomeOfWeasel: That's fancy masturbation
992
hoping for words: henny
Llama Chieftan: hmmm?
hoping for words: I did take your suggestion
hoping for words: about the video
Llama Chieftan: as right you should
hoping for words: and now my class has an...interesting opinion of me.
Llama Chieftan: lol
Llama Chieftan: awesome
Llama Chieftan: this was your seminar right?
hoping for words: mmhmmm
EpitomeOfWeasel: ...
EpitomeOfWeasel: Porn?
hoping for words: no
hoping for words: crossdressing
Llama Chieftan: ...on ice!
Asylum3scapee: ...
hoping for words: yup
hoping for words: i'm entirely serious.
Llama Chieftan: the official skating show of the OMF
hoping for words: aka the nutcracker.
Llama Chieftan: either/or
EpitomeOfWeasel: Best skating show EVER
993
Cadenzie: <hates you>
hoping for words: which one?
Cadenzie: um.
hoping for words: lol
Cadenzie: chose amongst yourselves
Cadenzie: Who you think should be hated by me
BillyHadACupcake: Me!
BillyHadACupcake: *raises hand*
BillyHadACupcake: Ooh, ooh
BillyHadACupcake: Pick me!
Cadenzie: Trevor!
Cadenzie: <hates Trevor>
Llama Chieftan: lol
BillyHadACupcake: Yay!
BillyHadACupcake: I win!
Llama Chieftan: another triumph for democracy
994
Asylum3scapee: GOAL IN LIFE
Asylum3scapee: = Get plaid boobs
995
Asylum3scapee: I'm going to tattoo my entire boobs plaid and call it my lumberjack bra
BillyHadACupcake: That wouldn't be creepy at all
996
Asylum3scapee: someone said I should get onto Last comic Standing
BillyHadACupcake: I could never do that
BillyHadACupcake: I prefer sitting down
Asylum3scapee: haha
BillyHadACupcake: hilarious, I know
Asylum3scapee: "Well, comics. Your skill in comedy may be great and all but this is really a contest to see who can stand the longest"
Asylum3scapee: *72 hours later*
Asylum3scapee: "And the winner is..... Carrot Top?"
Asylum3scapee: Carrot Top: YES!!! Mwahaha!!!! I WON SMETHING AND NOW THAT I HAVE THE MEDIA'S ATTENTION...
Asylum3scapee: *Transforms into giant laser-eyed robot and kills*
Asylum3scapee: *three hours later*
Asylum3scapee: *Standing amongst carnage
Asylum3scapee: Carrot Top Robot: Now watch me with my props!
BillyHadACupcake: ...you scare me
997
Asylum3scapee: Lol, watching watershipdown is making me feel real dumb
Asylum3scapee: like I have watershipdownsyndrome or something
998
EpitomeOfWeasel: *gack*
BillyHadACupcake: *nod* I agree
BillyHadACupcake: gack indeed
EpitomeOfWeasel: *twitch*
BillyHadACupcake: fair enough point, I suppose, but I must disagree there
EpitomeOfWeasel: *spits up blood*
BillyHadACupcake: oh c'mon, that's such a fallacious argument
EpitomeOfWeasel: *seizure*
BillyHadACupcake: well if you're going to be like that, I'm just going to stop talking to you now
EpitomeOfWeasel: *dies*
BillyHadACupcake: *walks off*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *seizes*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *rigor mortis*
BillyHadACupcake: Well...alright, I accept your apology for the personal attacks
EpitomeOfWeasel: *dies*
999
Auto response from Asylum3scapee: Watchin' a movie
BillyHadACupcake: Psht
BillyHadACupcake: Why watch a movie when you could be talking to me?
BillyHadACupcake: �Oh yeah, that's why
1000
Asylum3scapee: I got a new phone
Asylum3scapee: and a new friend
BillyHadACupcake: Ooh, a new phone!
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