BUTTSECKS?
hyper superducky has entered the room.
hyper superducky: how dare you
hyper superducky: interrupt my chicken making
EpitomeOfWeasel: I thought that said "children making"
EpitomeOfWeasel: I was like "Whoa I am VERY sorry"
hyper superducky: xDD
BillyHadACupcake: You're ONLINE while making babies?
BillyHadACupcake: Geek
EpitomeOfWeasel: Well whatever bakes your brownies
BillyHadACupcake: Lol, that would so be me
hyper superducky: lol definitely.
hyper superducky: "I'm about to cum!"
hyper superducky: "wait..i got to check my email"
BillyHadACupcake: BillyHadACupcake has just signed on
BillyHadACupcake: "Hey, what's up"
BillyHadACupcake: "I'M MAKING BABIES!"
923
EpitomeOfWeasel: "Whoops, the timers done...gotta get them babies out of the oven!"
EpitomeOfWeasel: "Hope they didn't burn"
BillyHadACupcake: I hope they did, I like 'em crispy
924
Cadenzie has entered the room.
EpitomeOfWeasel: ZIE!
EpitomeOfWeasel: *pounce*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *cuddlecuddlecuddle*
hyper superducky: *waves from afar*
BillyHadACupcake: *waves from afarerer*
BillyHadACupcake: Haha I beat yoooou!
925
Cadenzie: <snicker>
BillyHadACupcake: <mars bar>
926
BillyHadACupcake: I'd love to lead DAB
BillyHadACupcake: "Okay, new rules in effect"
BillyHadACupcake: "Everyone....ORGY TIME"
927
BillyHadACupcake: actually, i'm going to Hogwarts
hyper superducky: i heard neville rapes his herbology students
BillyHadACupcake: Me too, I'm looking forward to it
928
Le Nedla: COMEBACK CHICKEN
Le Nedla: BOCAW UR FACE
EpitomeOfWeasel: ohhhhhhhh Age of Empires
EpitomeOfWeasel: I see
EpitomeOfWeasel: Faboolous
BillyHadACupcake: It helps if you've played AoE
EpitomeOfWeasel: Haven't
BillyHadACupcake: Well
BillyHadACupcake: Britons are awesome
BillyHadACupcake: And so are longbowmen
BillyHadACupcake: Remember that
Llama Chieftan: yup
BillyHadACupcake: And elephants, but they don't get a spot in the meme
BillyHadACupcake: And Shady picks berries
EpitomeOfWeasel: Awww
EpitomeOfWeasel: Shady the Berry Picker
EpitomeOfWeasel: How....womanly
BillyHadACupcake: Yeah
EpitomeOfWeasel: Does she scatter berries over dead carcasses?
BillyHadACupcake: Never asked her
BillyHadACupcake: She might though
Llama Chieftan: probably
BillyHadACupcake: Knowing her
902
EpitomeOfWeasel: *jam*
BillyHadACupcake: *jelly*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *potato*
BillyHadACupcake: *peanut*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *Milwaukee*
BillyHadACupcake: *alligator*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *flirtatious butterfly*
BillyHadACupcake: *gasoline being poured over said butterfly*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *butterfly ramming itself down your throat*
903
EpitomeOfWeasel: Cluckity
EpitomeOfWeasel: CLUCK
EpitomeOfWeasel: CLUCKITY
EpitomeOfWeasel: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK
Llama Chieftan: NOOO
Llama Chieftan: MAKE IT STOOOOOPPPPP
EpitomeOfWeasel: CLUCK
904
EpitomeOfWeasel: Let's throw berries to Henny
BillyHadACupcake: *throws berries*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *throws berries*
Llama Chieftan: AGH
Llama Chieftan: *stains*
EpitomeOfWeasel: you can't deny your hen-like instincts
EpitomeOfWeasel: You MUST peck
Llama Chieftan: oh har har
BillyHadACupcake: ...That's what SHE said!
EpitomeOfWeasel: .......
Llama Chieftan: ouch
EpitomeOfWeasel: Ow
EpitomeOfWeasel: my soul
BillyHadACupcake: *takes your soul*
BillyHadACupcake: *makes soul sandwich*
BillyHadACupcake: *and soul soup*
EpitomeOfWeasel: Nooo!
BillyHadACupcake: *consumes*
BillyHadACupcake: Mmm
BillyHadACupcake: Soul-icious!
EpitomeOfWeasel: I was gonna have soul toast later!!!!! -_-
906
EpitomeOfWeasel: Ya know Trevvy
EpitomeOfWeasel: That now makes you
EpitomeOfWeasel: a
EpitomeOfWeasel: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
EpitomeOfWeasel: Do do do da do do do do
BillyHadACupcake: *regurgitates*
BillyHadACupcake: Not anymore!
EpitomeOfWeasel: ....ewwww...
EpitomeOfWeasel: That's not soulful
BillyHadACupcake: Well it just makes me so...so...
BillyHadACupcake: so...ul
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: yeah
EpitomeOfWeasel: ...Your pun is oozing everywhere
907
BillyHadACupcake: NEW TOPIC OF CONVERSATION
BillyHadACupcake: BRITONS ARE AWESOME
EpitomeOfWeasel: GO LONGBOWMEN!
BillyHadACupcake: WHOO!
EpitomeOfWeasel: HOLLA!
BillyHadACupcake: *high-five!*
EpitomeOfWeasel: *spin-kick!*
Le Nedla: Omg give me ears and a tail
Le Nedla: so i can be ur personal lolcat
Le Nedla: PLZ
Le Nedla: PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ
930
Asylum3scapee has entered the room.
Asylum3scapee: dude, he broke up with her?!
Asylum3scapee: woah wrong one
931
BillyHadACupcake: I come in peace
BillyHadACupcake: Don't hurt me
Asylum3scapee: ....?
BillyHadACupcake: Wait
BillyHadACupcake: *peas
BillyHadACupcake: I come in peas
Asylum3scapee: ...
BillyHadACupcake: *steps out of pod*
Asylum3scapee: Wow
Asylum3scapee: it's an alien!!
Asylum3scapee: *Shoots*
BillyHadACupcake: *sprays green pea juice everywhere*
BillyHadACupcake: Rawr! You have ruined my plans, foolish mortal! But I shall be back to wreck vengeance on all of you filthy pea-eaters!
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: I've been like this my whole life, don't ask
932
BillyHadACupcake: I have ejaculated urine into the appropriate receptacle
BillyHadACupcake: This makes my bladder happy
BillyHadACupcake: And when my bladder is happy, I'm happy
Asylum3scapee: all I saw was ejaculated
Asylum3scapee: and I'm pretty much done with you now
933
BillyHadACupcake: Maybe I should expunge this energy into something useful
BillyHadACupcake: Like plans for world domination. Or plotting the perfect crime.
BillyHadACupcake: Or writing or art or something.
BillyHadACupcake: The authorities prefer when I choose something more docile
Asylum3scapee: Writing or art sounds good
BillyHadACupcake: Fun chat
BillyHadACupcake: Maybe we should declare it dead and let it RIP
BillyHadACupcake: Except I ain't closing it...
BillyHadACupcake: it shall stay open to be reused again
Llama Chieftan: alright
BillyHadACupcake: as an attentionworld
Llama Chieftan: then i shall leave it for you
BillyHadACupcake: Hurray!
BillyHadACupcake: Chat to myself!
Llama Chieftan: lol
BillyHadACupcake: *makes chat angels*
BillyHadACupcake: *walks around shirtless*
BillyHadACupcake: *pees AND DOESN'T PUT THE SEAT DOWN*
909
Llama Chieftan: i'm sure there' plenty bad stuf fin there
Llama Chieftan: *stuff
Llama Chieftan: *there's
Llama Chieftan: wow i pulled an alden
910
BillyHadACupcake: New topic of conversation?
BillyHadACupcake: BRITONS ARE AWESOME!
Asylum3scapee: GO LONGBOWMEN
Asylum3scapee: *picks berries*
BillyHadACupcake: :D
BillyHadACupcake: Way to fill in for Henry
Asylum3scapee: :]
Asylum3scapee: I know
Asylum3scapee: the berry-picking just wouldn't be complete without knowing my handsome longbowman was out there protecting my right to pick berries
Asylum3scapee: which isn't really a right...
Asylum3scapee: it's all I'm allowed to do
Asylum3scapee: so really
Asylum3scapee: it's sexist
Asylum3scapee: so to rephrase it
Asylum3scapee: Berry picking wouldn't be the same without knowing my captors were out there fighting for their right to make sure everything with a vagina is enslaved
Le Nedla: okay
Le Nedla: I come back to
Le Nedla: "vagina is enslaved."
Asylum3scapee: and I'm going to just keep bothering you
Asylum3scapee: like this
Asylum3scapee: and this
Asylum3scapee: and this
Asylum3scapee: and this
Asylum3scapee: and you'll have this urge to check the message every time it flashes
Asylum3scapee: because you never know
Asylum3scapee: when I'll say something important
Asylum3scapee: like
Asylum3scapee: this
Asylum3scapee: or this
Asylum3scapee: or this
Asylum3scapee: or sometimeswhenitgetslonelyilookyouupandholdmyself
Asylum3scapee: or this
Asylum3scapee: or this
Asylum3scapee: hahaha
Asylum3scapee: *rofl*
935
Asylum3scapee: well they sent through PMS, it wasn't just on DAB for everyone
Asylum3scapee: just a small group of us
BillyHadACupcake: ...PMS, eh?
BillyHadACupcake: Do women have some sort of telepathetic thing going on once a month?
Asylum3scapee: yes, why?
BillyHadACupcake: Just wondering
936
BillyHadACupcake: Did you ever agree to marry me?
BillyHadACupcake: I can't remember, but I doubt it
Asylum3scapee: Probably not
BillyHadACupcake: Nah
BillyHadACupcake: You just end up being some sort of sexually abused slave or relative of mine now and then
937
Asylum3scapee: In soviet russia
Asylum3scapee: Shady quotes you
938
Asylum3scapee: sup
BillyHadACupcake: rhymes with "cup"
Asylum3scapee: which rhymes with up
Asylum3scapee: which you should shut
Asylum3scapee: ENSLAVE THE VAGINA
Asylum3scapee: ....
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Asylum3scapee: So awkward and yet
Asylum3scapee: so funny
912
BillyHadACupcake: *enslaves*
Asylum3scapee: ....
BillyHadACupcake: Your vagina is my bitch now
Asylum3scapee: Lol
Asylum3scapee: It is quite a b*tch
Asylum3scapee: please take it away
Asylum3scapee: wait. Just don't touch it.
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: *touches*
BillyHadACupcake: I TOUCHED YOUR VAGINA
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: Oh my gawd Trevor.
Asylum3scapee: That's like,
Asylum3scapee: offensive.
BillyHadACupcake: Meh
Asylum3scapee: O.O
913
Le Nedla: ntoc?
BillyHadACupcake: baa
BillyHadACupcake: gl!
Le Nedla: lawl
Le Nedla: baa.
Le Nedla: thats a pwnage abbrev.
914
Asylum3scapee has left the room.
Le Nedla: ...so trevor
Asylum3scapee has entered the room.
Le Nedla: Oh damn.
Asylum3scapee: What
BillyHadACupcake: ...wait, leave again, that sounded seductive
Asylum3scapee: did I ruin your cybering?
Le Nedla: yes.
Asylum3scapee: Sorry
BillyHadACupcake: Dammit!
Asylum3scapee: dereche
BillyHadACupcake: I'll dereche your face
Asylum3scapee: good
Asylum3scapee: because it's awfully wrong
BillyHadACupcake: So's your face
Asylum3scapee: That's what I was implying
Asylum3scapee: anyhow
Asylum3scapee: what's up?
BillyHadACupcake: So's your face
Asylum3scapee: you're beautiful
Asylum3scapee: ....
BillyHadACupcake: So's your face
BillyHadACupcake: Burn
Asylum3scapee: Wow ouch
Asylum3scapee: ....
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Oh
BillyHadACupcake: Right
BillyHadACupcake: So's your face
940
Asylum3scapee: at least I don't have to drag around dead bodies
Asylum3scapee: ...just.... broken memories
BillyHadACupcake: ...how emo of you
Asylum3scapee: I know.
Asylum3scapee: I'm sure it was one of Torie or kat's screen names
941
BillyHadACupcake: yo ho ho
BillyHadACupcake: and a bottle of custard
942
Llama Chieftan: *stab*
BillyHadACupcake: *stab*
ZEBeliever11: *stab*
ZEBeliever11: Why the stabbing?
BillyHadACupcake: Ritual greeting
Llama Chieftan: it's my and trevor's ritual greeting
Le Nedla: traditional henry trevor greeting
ZEBeliever11: Got it.
BillyHadACupcake: Speaking of which
BillyHadACupcake: I LOSE
Llama Chieftan: NOOOOO
Le Nedla: fuck you
Llama Chieftan: THAT'S NOT PART OF THE RITUAL
943
Asylum3scapee: Henny!
Asylum3scapee: *hug*
Llama Chieftan: shady!
Llama Chieftan: *hug*
BillyHadACupcake: Trevor!
BillyHadACupcake: *hug*
BillyHadACupcake: ...*lonely*
BillyHadACupcake: okie dokie
BillyHadACupcake: KARAOKE
Le Nedla: *clinghug*
Asylum3scapee: clinghug?
Le Nedla: karaoke was said
Le Nedla: thats like
Le Nedla: automatic alden magnet.
Le Nedla: aam.
Asylum3scapee: ...
BillyHadACupcake: Is it aed?
BillyHadACupcake: Abbreviate Everything Day?
Asylum3scapee: y
BillyHadACupcake: ...
Asylum3scapee: yii
916
Asylum3scapee: umgt?
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: under my ghetto tree?
Asylum3scapee: u mean got it?
BillyHadACupcake: ...I liked my interpretation better
917
Asylum3scapee: I like my coffee black
Asylum3scapee: like I like my metal
Asylum3scapee: *all that's stuck in head*
BillyHadACupcake: I like my coffee black, just like my men
Asylum3scapee: ....
Asylum3scapee: Awk-ward tur-tle
918
Asylum3scapee: is mackenzie just as cute though?
Le Nedla: ...No, why?
Le Nedla: They look nothing alike.
BillyHadACupcake: They dont
Le Nedla: I dont think mackenzies anywhere near is cute, tbqh
BillyHadACupcake: *seen pics!*
BillyHadACupcake: ...Nah, he isn't, even I can tell that
Asylum3scapee: but you're gay Trevor
BillyHadACupcake: I'm happy
BillyHadACupcake: WAIT
BillyHadACupcake: WHERES SHADY
BillyHadACupcake: SHADDDYYY
BillyHadACupcake: DONT DIE
BillyHadACupcake: ILL CALL YOUUU
Asylum3scapee: ...
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: :D
Asylum3scapee: *had coughing fit*
BillyHadACupcake: Oh, so you WERE actually dying
945
Asylum3scapee: you guys scare me with this IP tracking
Asylum3scapee: what if one of you were to go mad?
BillyHadACupcake: ...go mad?
946
ZEBeliever11: and I suck bewbs, apparently
BillyHadACupcake: I do that too...
ZEBeliever11: Pheh
ZEBeliever11: You just suck pictures of Alba from your computer screen
947
Asylum3scapee has entered the room.
BillyHadACupcake: ...and what I hate most about her is....
BillyHadACupcake: Oh
BillyHadACupcake: Hi
Asylum3scapee: ...
948
Le Nedla: lol I look so retarded right now
BillyHadACupcake: ...any different than usual?
BillyHadACupcake: ...
BillyHadACupcake: "love you too"
BillyHadACupcake: So anyway
949
Le Nedla: longbowmen like buttsex.
BillyHadACupcake: they donate to charities!
Le Nedla: if by charities you mean
Le Nedla: male hookers
BillyHadACupcake: ....that's a registered charity, isn't it?
BillyHadACupcake: Mm, I just love being philanthropic
950
BillyHadACupcake has left the room.
Llama Chieftan has left the room.
ZEBeliever11 has left the room.
Le Nedla: lol
Le Nedla: this chat is anti penis
Le Nedla: yozora no naka dei, diamondo no yone,
Le Nedla: kira kira hikaruuu
Le Nedla: hushigina hosiyo...
BillyHadACupcake: ...Alden's speaking gibberish again
BillyHadACupcake: Someone quick, smack her
920
EpitomeOfWeasel has entered the room.
EpitomeOfWeasel: So Dirk
EpitomeOfWeasel: It's just me and you
EpitomeOfWeasel: All alone
BillyHadACupcake: ...Everytime now when I'm alone with a girl in chat
BillyHadACupcake: That's all I hear
BillyHadACupcake: And then they never commit
EpitomeOfWeasel: I guess we could...
EpitomeOfWeasel: We could...
EpitomeOfWeasel: BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU, YOU CHEATING SKANK!
EpitomeOfWeasel: *sniffs*
EpitomeOfWeasel: SO THERE ARE OTHER GIRLS?
BillyHadACupcake: Or...
BillyHadACupcake: bake cookies!
EpitomeOfWeasel: ...
EpitomeOfWeasel: Chocolate cookies?
921
hyper superducky: has anyone been bitten by a tic
BillyHadACupcake: No...but one time I bit myself while I had a tic tac in my mouth
EpitomeOfWeasel: ...
EpitomeOfWeasel: Oh my god
EpitomeOfWeasel: That pun hurt so much
*whipcrack*
(Or hit the backspace button!)
Yo momma!