Actually it's the only one, I think,
but I encourage you to start one yourself.
The site you are
about to enter contains information that some sad, pathetic little changelings
of the Kingdom of Apples will find slanderous, libelous, and lacking in
the good taste and fair judgment one would normally expect from a retired
unseelie Satyr ex-guardsman forced into a life of inactivity from grievous
wounds received while defending stuck-up Aristocrats with no common sense
from undisciplined hordes of wannabe rabble rousers with nothing better
to do on a Midsummer Night a couple years ago than to piss me off and cut
off my arm just because some insane Duke was hiding in his room having
a little Q.T. with pinups of Ouchytooth the Dragon.
It's all in fun, of course. Ha ha ha.
Yeah, whatever. I'm bitter. If you can't deal, go the hell away.
For the latest entries (2001-2002), go here.
I can take it. Dish it out, baby. |
Slander ME, will you? I'm outta here. |
This page will look the same on your
computer and mine if you have the Fredfont.
And that special togetherness is important
to me.
OOC: The views of the imaginary webmaster are entirely his own.