I thought this would be funny, and used my faithful search engines to find stuff to tinker with. This is because my dissertation prospectus is due in September.

I edited these images with Adobe Photoshop after having fiendishly stolen them in the spirit of parody from the free Camgirl Gallery (except for the rabbit). I should warn you that images there are larger and not safely airbrushed, and so are not suitable for minors and some majors.

If anyone, especially one of the camgirls who became my unwitting models (or the Yahoo! Geocities people), wants me to take this down, just say so.