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This is the Richter (Richteraus-maximus), most commonly found in and around Benalla. The Richter is known for his ability to do all sorts of crazy stuff and lives on a diet of squirrels and beer. Richter is commonly found around the infamous Alice Stratton who is always followed by her trusty side kick and companion Horse. He is also known for his ability to sleep any where and in any situation and wearing anything and is yet receive any sympathy from horse when struck in the outer regions of the groin by a full can of beer from a good distance.
This is Matthew Lees (Scooterus-bakedbeanerus) AKA Scooter, AKA Beans, AKA Slim, Matty. Scooter lives in Devenish but has a place to stay in Benalla but is not often found there. He used to live in Swanpool until he realised that they didn't have anything to drink and Swanpool was a hole so they moved. Scooter is known for his ability to do really crazy things (anything to do with shopping trolleys virtually). He is best know for his superb ability to dispense of ice cream quicker than you can say "mum were out of ice cream". He recently has lost a lot of weight and since is every girls dream man, especially now he wears a singlet and has white hair. He is also a ferret king, and holds an army of ferrets in his back yard as well as an army of dogs which is lead by the infamous "Fat Dog" (it's a big black really fat dog with no teeth!). Scooter's dream date would be Matty Armstrong with a bucket of ice cream and 63,000 ferrets!
Note: Pic of Jake taken by a really really short
person (probably an elf of some sort).
This is Jacob Francis Allen (Jakeusalcoholusmaximus) AKA leggo, AKA apes AKA F C Jake but best known as Jake. Jake used to go to The Benalla College (for a while) until he realised his true Christian calling and came crawling back just so he could have sum of that sweet sweet church wine aaaaaarargragrgraggrgggggaaaaaaa....
But enough of that.
Jake works at Dick Smith and one day hopes to be just like Dick Smith although Joiss is so far beating him in the looks department (just needs glasses). Before we know it Jake's head will have replaced Dicks Smith's head on his shops logo. Jake plays soccer and guitar and has many frozen pizzas in his house/cottage along with an assortment of cheese in the fridge. mmmmmmm cheese...
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