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| IS A WEBSITE THAT IS STRICTLY DEVOTED TO OCEAN COUNTY AND ALL OF IT'S WONDERS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR THE GLORY THAT IS OCEAN COUNTY? GOT A LOT OF TIME TO KILL ANYWAY? WELL, YOU'VE TAKEN THE TIME OUT TO VISIT MY WEBSITE, SO I GUESS YOU DO. HERE ARE SOME OF THE PLACES I GO. |
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| Home Meet the Staff Praise for the Site Celebrities About the County Food & Drink 100 Words Find People Fun For Kids Kevin Smith |
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| After clicking on this link, click on Reporter at top left of the main page, then click on FHM's Favorites. |
| Random Thoughts Click Here to listen to a hilarious song by WEIRD AL about eBay (this can only truly be appreciated by existing eBay addicts) What I want to be when I grow up: What's the greatest job in the whole world? Hal Douglas' job. Who, you ask? Hal Douglas is the infamous voice behind almost every movie trailer you've ever seen. Click here to listen to some of his work. He's the "In a World" guy. He's also the WB Guy (..."On an all new Gilmore Girls" or " on an all new Smallville...on the WB". This is him in the trailer for Seinfeld's movie "Comedian" 100 Words Every Ocean County-ite Should Know Expand your vocabulary You must see "An Evening with Kevin Smith" on DVD. It's Kevin doing a Q&A on different college campuses around the country. Sounds boring, but it's actually hilarious, a must see for fans. It's amazing how stupid college kids are sometimes, but thier questions are entertaining. Some of the funniest bits are when he talks about Prince, the Catholic reactions to Dogma, and some issues with Tim Burton. Check it out. If you have Kazaa on your computer, then you definitely have the Benjamin.worm. I found 1600 worms in my computer. Click here to find out how to get rid of them. Speaking of viruses and worms on your computer, you know how sometimes you may get an email from a friend that says something like "a new apocalyptic virus is spreading around through email, so DO NOT OPEN anything that says I LOVE YOU in the title (or something like that), blah, blah, blah"? Well all you have to do is go to symantec.com/search to find out if the virus is real or a hoax. This way you don't have to worry when there is no need to. Because I'm looking out for you. Lower your risk for Prostate Cancer. The above link is a healthy and satisfying method, however, you should also click here to understand why moderation is always the best policy. Alright, if you insist on a need to lower your risk for Prostate Cancer, click here. Make sure to move your mouse arrow over the windows in the buildings a few times (It's more of a funny thing than anything else, good for releiving stress - not safe for work). Hear Al Pacino pranking a brokerage firm. This one is Jack Black explaining a new form of exercise |
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| This site is devoted to a kid who has become an instant online legend. His friends found this tape of him playing with a broomstick as a lightsaber and they uploaded the video on to Kazaa... read the rest of the story and watch the 62 different remakes here (this site just keeps growing and growing): jedimaster.net |
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| I love Ocean County... |
| You're drunk again, just shut up. |
| "What are we doing here?" |
| "We're stuck in Ocean County, what else is there to do?". |
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