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| "we're always just fuckin...laughin" -Fab |
| As you may have noticed, here at new york city strokes, we completely endorse pointing and laughing at the sheer funniness of The Strokes. With due reverence for their talent, sweat and hard work, yada yada yada, it is still hard to hold back a giggle when you see the freaky arse look on Nick's face in the above picture (AHHH!!!!!!!!). Coz, quite frankly, it is easy as arse to turn the boys into these funny arse, larger than life type characters. Just look at the hair and the socks. i mean thats half the reason they got hyped up the arse by journalists, coz the Strokes are funny lookin, funny people. And people like funny people. People also like good fucking music, thats the other reason they got hyped up the ying yang. But right now we turn down Is This It playing in the background (to turn it off seems allmost blasphemous...speaking of blasphemy), lets take a moment to point and laugh and say "it's funny coz its the Strokes!" at all that is giggle-worthy about the Strokes and their chuck taylors. The Very Secret Diary of The Strokes: Oh so cleverly and funnily written by Louise for all the fans in the Julian Casablancas Club (that club in itself is funny, but more of that later...) These ROCK. This is stroke-humour at its very best. read them or i'll shake my head at you...i mean it! I'll do it! READ EM!!!!! *Leonie starts to shake her head* quick! Week 1 - Week 2 - Week 3. Leonie's sad, very sad, imaginary interviews with The Strokes: To hide the horrible truth that Leonie is a dag with sick, sad fantasies and too much time on her hands, she will say that these are a humourous comment on the perception of the Strokes from a fans point of view, parodying former journalists who have interviewed them and what they really wanted to do to the Strokes. But...that would be a lie. Leonie just wants to make out with them. The Odd Couple...Julian and Albert?: Yes, now there's some food for thought! This began in the strokes.org message board centre thingy, and then grew into a huge monster of canned laughter and deep conditioning. Thanks to Mellissa who set me onto this, it's here for you all to read and giggle at, its classic, PLEASE READ THIS! *theme music do do-do do-dooo do do-do do do-do-dooooo...* oh it's just a .doc format, i was gonna go all out and put a picture and stuff up there, but...what's important is just reading it, and me being lazy...oh.. Tales from the Underground World of Stroke Giddiness: There is something about skinny white boys who play rock and wear dirty jeans and/or quasi business wear, that will send a group of people (usually girls, who normally wouldn't act so teeny boppery) into a hyperventilating mess of schoolgirl giddiness. This is their story. Its all here in its unbridled Strokey glory and pride, where people yell "Yeah i love the The Strokes! AND I DIDN"T TAKE NO SHORT CUTS! fucking A indeed." Pictures of the Strokes: Need i say more? i'm sure you'll find something funny there...unless there doing that whole "what the hell is camera and what is it doing in my face?" look...thats just boring. Let's hope they're drunk! Not a site, a comment: clubs!! all the yahoo clubs devoted to the strokes in themselves, are fucking hilarious. The fact that their is a "Fabrizio Moretti reverence society" (reverence! and a "society" no less...) and an "All about Albert Hammond Jnr." club. Thats fucking hilarious! And the weird people you get in there (ahh let me just note...i am a member of both those clubs...yeah...yeah i know)...theres this chick who keeps re-telling the story of the day she met the strokes and got to kiss Julian...each time she tells it, it gets more and more exciting...not that i'm jealous as arse or anything...but enough all ready! i'm gonna cry if she says the words "nick gave me a bear hug" one more time. sob. anyway here's your chance to join the daggy fandom we in clubs-ville so very much enjoy: go to yahoo. join some clubs.....or just click on the links right here... All About Albert Hammond Jnr. Julian Casablancas New York City Strokes (they stole my fucking name!!!) Nick Valensi Fab Moretti Fan Club In their Prime Nick Valensi is God Strokes Bitches Nikolai Fraiture TheStrokesOfficialGroup Go there. Laugh at the crazy fans. Then realise for a moment that you are one. Laugh anyway. That is all for now...got anything to add?? please do, email me. Coz arse knows we need your help. |
| pointless fact: the word "arse" was used a total of 7 times on this page.woulda been 8 but she said "ying yang" instead.thats kinda funny? |
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