THE GREATEST AND
MOST MEMORABLE
MOVIE LINES OF ALL TIME
1960-1989
1927-1959 * 1990-Present
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MOVIE
LINE
ACTOR
1989
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever."
John Neville
 
Batman
"I'm Batman."
Michael Keaton
Jack Nicholson
"Wait'll they get a load of me." 
.  .  .
"Tell me something, my friend.  You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
 
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
"Party on, dudes!"
Keanu Reeves
 
Field of Dreams
"If you build it, he will come."
Ray Liotta (Voice)
 
Indianna Jones and the Last Crusade
"No ticket."
Harrison Ford
 
Say Anything
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."
John Cusack
 
Steel Magnolias
"Smile.  It enhances your face value."
Dolly Parton
 
When Harry Men Sally
"I'll have what she's having."
Estelle Riener
1988
Beetlejuice
"I'm the ghost with the most."
Michael Keaton
 
Die Hard
"Yippie-kiay, mother f***er."
Bruce Willis
 
A Fish Called Wanda
"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.  I've known sheep that could outwit you.  I've worn dresses with higher IQs.  But you think you're an intellectual don't you, ape?"
Jamie Lee Curtis
 
The Rain Man
"I'm an excellent driver."
Dustin Hoffman
 
They Live
"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I just ran out of bubble gum."
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper
 
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
"I'm not bad.  I'm just drawn that way."
Kathleen Turner (Voice)
1987
Leathal Weapon
"I'm getting too old for this shit."
Danny Glover
 
The Lost Boys
"Sleep all day.  Party all night.  Never grow old.  Never die.  It's fun to be a vampire."
?
 
 Moonstruck
"Snap out of it!"
Cher
 
Predator
"I ain't got time to bleed."
Jesse Ventura
 
The Princess Bride
"Hello.  My name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die."
Mandy Patinkin
Carey Elwes
"As you wish."
 
Robocop
"Dick, you're fired."
?
 
Wall Street
"The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works."
Michael Douglas
1986
Aliens
"Get away from her, you bitch."
Sigourney Weaver
 
Back to School
"Bring us two pitchers every five minutes until someone pukes.  Then bring two pitchers every ten minutes." 
. . .
"You gotta look out for number one, but don't step in number two."
Rodney Dangerfield
 
Crocodile Dundee
"That's not a knife.  That's a knife."
Paul Hogan
 
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Bueller...  Bueller...  Bueller..."
Ben Stein
 
Highlander
"I have something to say!  It's better to burn out than fade away!"
Clancy Brown
Sean Connery
"There can be only one."
 
Little Shop of Horrors
"Feed me."
Levi Stubbs (Voice)
 
Poltergeist II:  The Other Side
"They're baa-aack."
 Heather O'Rourke
 
Short Circuit
"Number Five is alive."
Tim Blaney (Voice)
 
Star Trek IV:  The Voyage Home
"Admiral, there be whales here."
James Doohan
 
 Top Gun
"I feel the need...  for speed."
 Tom Cruise
1985
Back to the Future
"Roads?  Where we're going, we don't need roads."
Christopher Lloyd
 
Rambo:  First Blood, Part II
"For our country to love us as much as we love it.  That's what I want."
Sylvester Stallone
 
Rocky IV
"I must break you."
Dolph Lundgren
1984
Dune
"The sleeper has awakened!"
Kyle MacLachlan
Alicia Witt
"And how can this be?  For he is the Quizat Sahtarak."
 
Ghostbusters
"He slimed me." 
. . .
"Now there's something you don't see every day."
Bill Murray
 
Gremlins
"Bright light."
Howie Mandel (Voice)
 
The Karate Kid
"Wax on...  Wax off..."
Pat Morita
 
Sixteen Candles
"Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?"
Anthony Michael Hall
 
Starman
"I watch you very carefully.  Red light, stop.  Green light, go.  Yellow light, go very fast."
Jeff Bridges
 
Star Trek III:  The Search for Spock
"And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon."
James Doohan
 
The Terminator
"I'll be back."
Arnold Schwarzeneggar
1983
Scarface
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Al Pacino
 
Sudden Impact
"Go ahead.  Make my day."
Clint Eastwood
 
Wargames
"Shall we play a game?"
James Ackerman (Voice)
1982
E.T., the Extraterrestrial
"E.T. phone home."
Debra Winger (Voice)
 
An Officer and a Gentleman
"I've got nowhere else to go!"
Richard Gere
 
Poltergeist
"They're here."
Heather O'Rourke
 
Rambo:  First Blood
"I'm your worst nightmare."
Sylvester Stallone
 
Star Trek II:  The Wrath of Khan
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one."
Leonard Nimoy
Ricardo Montelbon
"'Revenge is a dish that is best served cold.'"
 
The Wall
"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!  How can you have pudding if you don't eat your meat?!"
Alex McAvoy
1981
Excalibur
"A dream to some...  A nightmare to others!"
Nicol Williamson
 
The History of the World:  Part I
"It's good to be the king."
Mel Brooks
 
Mommy Dearest
"No wire hangars!!"
Faye Dunaway
 
On Golden Pond
"You're my knight in shining armor."
Kathrine Hepburn
 
Raiders of the Lost Ark
"It's not the years, honey.  It's the mileage."
Harrison Ford
1980
Caddyshack
"Be the ball, Danny."
Chevy Chase
Bill Murray
"He said that on my death bed, I'd receive universal conciousness.  So I got that going for me, which is nice."
Rodney Dangerfield
"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw.  What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?  Oh, it looks good on you though." 
. . .
"Okay, we're gonna get laid!"
 
The Elephant Man
"I am not an animal!  I am a human being!"
John Hurt
 
The Empire Strikes Back
"Luke, I am your father."
James Earl Jones
 
The Shining
"Here's Johnny!" 
. . .
"I'm not gonna hurt you.  I'm not gonna hurt you.  I'm just gonna rip your f***ing brains out."
Jack Nicholson
1979
 ...And Justice for All
"You're out of order!  The whole trial is out of order!"
 Al Pacino
 
Apocalypse Now
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning.  It smells like victory."
Robert Duvall
Marlon Brando
"The horror... the horror..."
 
When a Stranger Calls
"The calls are being made from inside the house."
?
1978
Animal House
"Toga!  Toga!"
John Belushi
1977
Star Wars
"Use the Force."
Sir Alec Guinness
1976
Marathon Man
"Is if safe?"
Sir Laurence Olivier
 
Network
"Go to the window and shout as loud as you can, 'I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!'"
Peter Finch
 
The Outlaw Josey Wales
"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?"
Clint Eastwood
 
The Shootist
"I don't believe I ever killed a man who didn't deserve it."
John Wayne
 
Silent Movie
"No."
Marcel Marceau
 
Taxi Driver
"You talkin' to me?  Are you talkin' to me?  There's no one else here, so you must be talkin' to me."
Robert DeNiro
1975
 Dog Day Afternoon
"Attica!  Attica!"
 Al Pacino
 
Jaws
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Roy Scheider
1974
Chinatown
"Forget it, Jake.  It's Chinatown."
?
1974
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"I'm not dead."
John Young
John Cleese
"'Tis a flesh wound."
. . .
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of eldeberries!"
Graham Chapman
"Run away!  Run away!"
Michael Palin
"Ni!"
1972
The Godfather
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Marlon Brando
 
1776
"I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, two are called a law firm, and three or more become a congress."
William Daniels
1971
Dirty Harry
"First, I'd ask myself, do I feel lucky?  Well, do ya, punk?"
Clint Eastwood
1970
Love Story
"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
Ali MacGraw
1969
Midnight Cowboy
"I'm walkin' here!  I'm walkin' here!"
Dustin Hoffman
1968
Planet of the Apes
"Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" 
.  .  .
"Oh, God damn you!  Damn you all to hell!"
Charlton Heston
1967
Bonny and Clyde
"We rob banks."
Warren Beatty
 
Cool Hand Luke
"What we've got here is a failure to communicate."
Strother Martin
 
The Graduate
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... aren't you?"
Dustin Hoffman
1964
Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here.  This is the war room!"
Peter Sellers
1963
McKlintock!
"I won't hit ya.  I won't hit ya.  The hell, I won't!"
John Wayne
1962
Dr. No
"Bond.  James Bond." 
.  .  .
"Shaken, not stirred."
Sir Sean Connery
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(P.S.  You will NOT be seeing the lines "Play it again, Sam," "Beam me up, Scotty,"
or "Ooh, you dirty rat."  They don't exist.)
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1927-1959 * 1990-Present
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(See also:  Famous Dialogs)
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