THE GREATEST AND
MOST MEMORABLE
MOVIE LINES OF ALL TIME
1990-Present
1927-1959 * 1960-1989
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MOVIE
LINE
ACTOR
2006
Man of the Year
"Politicians are like diapers.  They should be changed often, and for the same reason."
Robin Williams
2004
I, Robot
"ACHOO!  Oh, I'm sorry.  I'm allergic to bullshit."
Will Smith
2003
Anger Management
"Temper is the one thing you can't get rid of by losing it."
Jack Nicholson
 
Primer
"Are you hungry?  I haven't eaten since later this afternoon."
Shane Carruth
 
Runaway Jury
"Gentlemen, trials are too important to be left up to juries."
Gene Hackman
 
Seabiscut
"Our horse is too small, our jocky is too big, our trainer is too old, and I'm too dumb to know the difference."
Jeff Bridges
 
Terminator III:  Rise of the Machines
"I'm back."
Arnold Schwarzeneggar
2002
Reign of Fire
"Envy the country that has heroes!  And pity the country that needs them!"
Matthew McConaughey
 
Spider-Man
"With great power comes great responsibility."
Cliff Robertson
2001
Don't Say a Word
"I'll never tell."
Brittany Murphy
 
Thirteen Ghosts
"I garuntee nothing."
Matthew Lillard
2000
Billy Elliot
"Dance, Billy, dance!"
Julie Walters
 
Get Carter
"My name is Jack Carter, and you don't want to know me." 
.  .  .
"We're all a little freaky, Doreen.  It's the straight ones you've got to worry about."
Sylvester Stallone
 
Gladiator
"At my signal, unleash hell." 
.  .  .
"Are you not entertained?"
Russel Crowe
 
Me, Myself and Irene
"Did you just refer to yourself in the fourth person?"
Rene Zellweger
 
Shaft
"It's my duty to please that booty."
Samuel L. Jackson
1999
Fight Club
"Whoa!  Now you're shooting a gun at your imaginary friend near four hundred gallons of nitroglycerine."
Brad Pitt
 
The Matrix
"I'm not so bad once you get to know me."
Hugo Weaving
Laurence Fishburn
"Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is.  You have to see it for yourself."
 
Office Space
"It's not that I'm lazy.  It's that I just don't care."
Ron Livingston
 
Payback
"You were right not to trust me."
Mel Gibson
 
The Sixth Sense
"I see dead people."
Haley Joel Osment
1998
The Big Lebowski
"The dude abides."
Jeff Bridges
 
Bulworth
"You got to be a spirit, not a ghost."
Amiri Baraka
 
The Negotiator
"I once talked a guy out of blowing up the Sears Tower, but I can't talk my wife out of the bathroom or my daughter off the phone."
Kevin Spacey
 
Rush Hour
"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!"
Chris Tucker
 
The Truman Show
"In case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night."
Jim Carrey
 
Waterboy
"You can do it."
Rob Schneider
1997
As Good as it Gets
"You make me want to be a better man."
Jack Nicholson
 
Austin Powers:  International Man of Mystery
"Do I make you horny?" 
.  .  .
"We will hold the world randsom for... one million dollars!"
Mike Meyers
 
Men in Black
"We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we are aware of."
Tommy Lee Jones
 
Nothing to Lose
"Boy, you picked the wrong guy on the wrong day."
Tim Robbins
?
"Boy, you must be fast."
 
Titanic
"I'm the king of the world!"
Leonardo DiCaprio
1996
Broken Arrow
"I don't know what's scarier, losing a nuclear warhead, or that it happens so often there's actually a term for it."
Frank Whaley
John Travolta
"Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?"
 
Independence Day
"Welcome to Earth."
Will Smith
 
Jerry Maguire
"Show me the money!"
Cuba Gooding Jr.
Renee Zellweger
"You had me at 'hello.'"
 
My Fellow Americans
"Decaf?  You pussy!"
James Garner
 
Swingers
"You're money and you don't even know it."
Ron Livingston
1995
Apollo Thirteen
"Houston, we have a problem."
Tom Hanks
 
Braveheart
"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!" 
. . .
"Every man dies.  Not every man really lives."
Mel Gibson
1994
Ace Ventura:  Pet Detective
"Alll-righty then!"
Jim Carrey
 
The Crow
"Greed is for amateurs.  Disorder, chaos, anarchy...  Now that's fun!"
Michael Wincott
Brandon Lee
"It can't rain all the time."
. . .
"'Mother' is the name for 'god' on the lips and hearts of children"
 
Dumb and Dumber
"One time we successfully mated a bulldog and a shitzu."
Jeff Daniels
 
Forrest Gump
"Life is like a box of chocolates.  You never know what you're gonna get." 
. . .
"Stupid is as stupid does."
Tom Hanks
 
The Shawshank Redemption
"You're going to fit right in.  Every man in here is innocent.  Didn't you know that?"
Morgan Freeman
1993
Robin Hood:  Men in Tights
"'A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.'  I made that up."
Eric Allan Kramer
 
Tombstone
"Are you going to do something or just stand there and bleed?"
Kurt Russel
1992
A Few Good Men
"You can't handle the truth!"
Jack Nicholson
 
A League of Their Own
"There's no crying in baseball!"
Tom Hanks
 
Reservoir Dogs
"Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?"
Steve Buscemi
Michael Madsen
"All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get."
 
Scent of a Woman
"Hoo-ah!"
Al Pacino
 
Wayne's World
"I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.  What am I gonna do with a gun rack?"
Mike Meyers
1991
City Slickers
"Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do, and it ain't that great?'"
Billy Crystal
 
Hook
"Kill the lawyer!"
Dante Basco
 
Robin Hood:  Prince of Thieves
"I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon!"
Alan Rickman
 
Silence of the Lambs
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
Sir Anthony Hopkins
Ted Levine
"It puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again!"
 
Terminator II:  Judgment Day
"Hasta la vista, baby."
Arnold Schwarzeneggar
1990
Goodfellas
"I'm funny how?  I mean, funny like I'm a clown?  I amuse you?  I make you laugh?"
Joe Pesci
 
Hard to Kill
"I'm going to take you to the bank, Senator Trent.  To the blood bank."
Steven Segal
 
Kindergarten Cop
"It's not a tumor!"
Arnold Schwarzeneggar
 
Rocky V
"Hey, I didn't hear any bell."
Sylvester Stallone
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(P.S.  You will NOT be seeing the lines "Play it again, Sam," "Beam me up, Scotty,"
 or "Ooh, you dirty rat."  They don't exist.)
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1927-1959 * 1960-1989
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(See also:  Famous Dialogs)
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