SCHULZ3

One of the great joys in life is scarfing junk food! [Snoopy]

One thing I've learned about algebra: Don't take it too seriously. [Peppermint Patty]

School can be very helpful, but, like a prescription, should be taken only as directed. [Sally]

Subtraction is the awful feeling that you know less today than you did yesterday. [Peppermint Patty]

Ten minutes before you go to a party is no time to be learning to dance! [Snoopy]

The early bird need not pursue the worm when he can order pizza at midnight. [Snoopy]

The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon. [Peppermint Patty]

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker! [Snoopy]

This is my "depressed stance." When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this. [Charlie Brown]

To avoid getting sick while traveling, be careful what you eat, and stay home. [Sally]

To stay warm in winter, insulate the ol' attic! [Snoopy]

Unfortunately, it's very hard to forget someone by drinking root beer. [Snoopy]

Well, it's kind of funny... it's not exactly "ha ha" funny... or what you'd call "ho ho" funny, or even "hee hee" funny... I'd say it's what you call "not bad considering it's from a dog" funny. [Lucy]

When lawyers say, "sine mora," they mean "without delay," but lawyers say a lot of things. [Snoopy]

When we lose, I'm miserable... When we win, I feel guilty! [Charlie Brown]

When you're depressed, it helps to lean your head on your arm and stare into space--if you're unusually depressed, you may have to change arms. [Charlie Brown]

Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say goodbye. I hate goodbyes. I know what I need. I need more hellos. [Snoopy]

You can't discuss something with someone whose arguments are too narrow. [Snoopy]

You can't eat compliments. [Snoopy]

You can't write a term paper before breakfast. [Peppermint Patty]

You know it's cold when you can hear your feet coughing. [Snoopy]