SCHULZ

A hug is better than all the theology in the world. [Snoopy]

And when all else fails, blame it on the media. [Lucy]

As soon as I get up in the morning, I feel like I'm in over my head. [Charlie Brown]

Be thankful and drink a toast to the man who invented the roof. [Snoopy]

Chatter is not conversation. [Snoopy]

Classes can ruin your grade average. [Peppermint Patty]

Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? How is your wife? I am not sure what I want for Christmas this year. Sometimes it is very hard to decide. Perhaps you should send me your catalogue. [Linus]

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is. [Snoopy]

Don't blame people who are born with crabby genes. [Lucy]

Don't waste too much effort on an English theme if there isn't going to be any media coverage. [Peppermint Patty]

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. [Linus]

Eating in the rain tends to cool down your pizza. [Snoopy]

Education can be painful if you get your finger caught in your binder. [Peppermint Patty]

[Linus] I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe we should think only about today.
[Charlie Brown] No, that's giving up. I'm still hoping that yesterday will get better.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

If no one answers the phone, dial louder. [Lucy]

If life seems to have more questions than answers, try to be the one who asks the questions. [Lucy]

If they ask you to convert Fahrenheit to Celsius, remember that it's easier just to put on a sweater. [Peppermint Patty]

If you don't got it, you don't have it. [Lucy]

If your life is going by too fast, maybe someone pushed the fast-forward button. [Snoopy]

If you're busy, you don't have to answer the phone, and sleeping is busy. [Snoopy]

If you're not sure she loves you, blockhead her out of your mind. [Charlie Brown]