ROGERS2

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth.

The business of government is to keep the government out of business--that is, unless business needs government aid.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.

The minute you read something you can't understand, you can almost be sure it was drawn up by a lawyer.

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

You can't say that civilization don't advance, for in every war they kill you in a new way.